#dont take this seriously its a shitpost

[demaskblue]

shocking revelations

[locusfandomtime]

see, i was going to make a genuine (albeit still jokey) one of these, but I think this is way funnier.

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

im barely kidding when i say this is what chiemon and jancer are like

[fishareglorious]

By the end of Reverse 1999's live service, our beloved yuri square has grown into a whopping yuri hectogon, with relationship dynamics so fucking convoluted with how many people are in there and how everyone's interactions interlap with each other to the point spaghetti looks more comprehensible than this

[venator-signum]

dear people who are watching pjo with people who haven't read the books (eg family members)

why tf are you spoiling the traitor ending for them????

[neeeeet2]

Hear me out-

If Hua cheng is able to bleed, then that means he has blood even if its not really circulating. And if hua cheng reverts to human habits like breathing when surprised, scared, or what have you, then that means his heart must be beating even a little bit for the oxygen to go anywhere. And if his heart is beating, his blood is even slightly circulating, then that means…

When Hua Cheng feels strong emotion…

Hua Cheng can blush.

This is my essay on my why hua cheng can blush if xie lian kisses him by surprise that doubles on the idea that xie lian should try to surprise him every chance he gets-

Also bonus drawing i did in two minutes on my phone:

[luidilovins]

not to suck the social media boot but tumblr acting like tiktok is trash because of trash content are probably not as cool as me becase my tiktok feed has a linguists major making a lobster language where they piss out of their eyes where else am I gonna get that kind of gold

[penheadie]

im never one to pass up an opportunity to bully stone silly shenanigans from the stream yesterday

[purpleandstarlight]

Nha but immagine Coattails Sebastian by @pain-in-the-butler and DLTD Sebastian by @hateweasel having a conversation between dads. Talking about their children accomplishments and the sort of trouble they get themselves in.

Coattails Sebastian rightfully complaining how hard it is emotionally for him to care for his young master knowing he'll have to kill him and eat his soul one day, while DLTD Sebastian just sits there like "Luka is being a teenager now so he's not a little skrunkly anymore :(" as Coattails Sebastian looks at him like 👁️👄👁️

[sparring-spirals]

Thoughts on Shithead the Bird? I am fascinated by FCG's insistence that it always follows them, unrelentingly, despite the fact that we have yet to see that bird in the month of in-game time we have watched. Where bird go?

Well, my primary thoughts so far are that it has good potential to be like, at least 10% true. Both in a "haha whaaaat, thats hilarious" kind of way and in a "i am once again being sucker punched by Sam Riegel character plot twists" kind of way.

Just for fun, some potential explanations, with varying levels of truth:

- Birds do have an uncanny tendency to poop on F.C.G, but it first happened with a mangy seagull.

- It's 100% true and the seagull has simply been preoccupied since the start of the campaign, but its fuckin COMIN.

- Shithead and also All Other Birds are actively trying to bully F.C.G for reasons yet unknown.

- F.C.G was pooped on once by a seagull. It was a terrible experience.

- F.C.G was pooped.on once by a seagull, which was unpleasant, and also had a french fry stuck in his joint or something and the seagull attacked him, which was a TERRIBLE experience, what do you mean seagulls are not full of menace and evil plans :(

- Its true but Shithead is Not A Seagull. *horror sting*

- (Compatible with any of these other options) Shithead was somehow involved with the murder of F.C.G's party/the aftermath, explaining the vendetta/F.C.G's uniquely negative opinion of birds/this seagull

(Jokes aside, its very interesting that F.C.G, who in the start of canon, was unphased by having someone throw a bucket of piss onto him, despises this seagull so deeply, and for this specific reason. It's not just a by product of learned teachings from Dancer, inherent lack of good in seagulls or w/e- this is about a vendetta.

Moreover, believing something has a vendetta against you requires a certain level of self importance- it is about you, something hating you enough to hunt you down, keep after you everywhere you go. Very, very interesting contrast with this character who consistently takes a "oh well, not me, im not soul touched, or important, like the rest of you, im just here to help" stance.

anyway so like, actually, F.C.G, what the fuck happened to convince you of this, tell me more, little robit.)

[emerald-ocelot]

in one of telltale's other games (the walking dead) there's a character named Luke whos voice acted by Scott Porter who also voice acts Lukas from minecraft story mode so thats why this exists lmao

also i think they reference Luke's death in mcsm because when Lukas comes out of the snow world portal he says "brr icelakes" which might reference how Luke in twd drowned in an icelake after the ice broke sjsksk

[theladyfae]

. starting to wonder if it would be accurate to ml canon to say the miracuclass played whip/nae nae at at least some of their parties.

they're teenagers, ml takes place in like. 2015-17, the craze was around 2015-16, i have the unfortunately very clear mental image of nino taking over the dj booth, queueing it up and yelling along,,,

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Sanzu is just Shion who succeeded to take Kakucho(Draken)'s place

[melon-arts]

I've never drawn spiderman before.

[cathalbravecog]

based on 90% vibes and 10% facts about the characters. i do not take constructive criticism. buck ruffler never read warrior cats but he'd act like a cat and bite others and invade warrior cat larps as a rogue

[dayscapism]

So... is anyone gonna say it or do I have to?

That the "dragons" in House of the DRAGON (and Game of Thrones) aren't actually dragons but wyverns? Dragons have at least 6 limbs: 4 legs + 2 wings. Wyverns are like reptile bats, only 4 limbs, two of which serve as both arms and wings.

But House of the Wyvern doesn't sound as cool I suppose?? What about... House of the Pterosaur then??