I need you all to understand that the only physical descriptors of Samama Khalid we've been given are from the perspective of his ex, and they are the following
has wobbly little stick legs
has noodle arms
and is a
"cute wimp"
fanartists please take these traits into account. this man is a 'blown away in one puff of wind' scared little twink with a 🥺 face so strong it would turn away any monster who might want to squish him under their foot like a bug
My insomnia demons have spoken.
QUE HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA/WHAT ARE YOU DOING KISSING THE CRIPPLE Lucemond version. This is from an old mexican telenovela, some context here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FajaQxcad-w&ab_channel=MichelIsraelValdebenito
time to be transparent with you all. I have erased HNK from my mind forever, this is a husk only blog from now on. Definitely nothing to do with a certain date. Times are a changing, phos isn’t cool anymore…
today, my lovely friend/human ear introduced to me a ship called flower court, which is scott/tango/martyn/jimmy.
now if you don't know about my flowchart shenanigans already, flowchart is my weird ship name for the pairing scott/tango, which is unfortunately ship-name-less.
during the conversation that led to flowchart, someone proposed that flower police should be scott/jimmy/tango! (check the reasoning behind flowchart to see how this relates) which is all well and good, until i saw the ship flower court.
now, flower court is a perfectly good (and very pretty!) name for a ship, but i don't like good ship names apparently, and we already have all the characters here included!
so, we take flowchart for scott and tango. martyn shall be the police in flower police, but that's a bit long and po sounds wrong, so lice it is!
but what about jimmy, you ask? all his ship names have been taken up! and we can't call him fwhimmy if fwhip isn't here, can we? we already have flow(er) and (ran)cher here!
and upon learning of the wonderful ship name meat husbands for sausage/jimmy, i found a pattern. jimmy ship names have husbands in them.
...that's right jimmy's word is husbands now. and cause that's too long, bands it is!
so let me introduce you to ✨️liceband flowchart✨️, made up of scott, tango, jimmy and martyn! is this my silliest name so far? yes! am i the most proud of it? also yes!
and because i take things too seriously, i made a literal liceband flowchart with names included (under the cut)!
:)
(oh my cheesus gresus i think i'm not just a little bit mad anymore)
I love how that one artist draws Dick in the same style they draw women. Tiny hips and ass out. Trying to trick me into losing the straightness I worked so hard for.