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I expected that Kyborg’s backstory episode was going to be a bit more serious. NOPE. He turns into a giant fucking mammoth and does a god damn back flip!!!/?$/? I’m cacklinggg

Edit: Okay yeah his entire family died not even two seconds later. I’m gonna bawl

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The peculiar children as random text posts because I think i’m hilarious

Pt 1

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Collection of some of my favorite TikTok comments about the Thunderbolts

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Happy 132nd Birthday to Enoch O’Connor :D

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Yes i’m perfectly fine, i’m just thinking about how in every Pokemon game where the rival character goes through a ton of hardships and pain, we are the ones that caused it. Somehow, it always goes back to us.

In the HGSS Celebi event it is shown that Giovanni abandoned Silver and went into hiding because Red/Leaf defeated him. (Essentially, we the player, ruined Giovanni and Silvers relationship all because we defeated Giovanni in FRLG.) “You told me… you were the number one in the world! Are you gonna quit? What are you going to do now? What aspect of you was number one? Gathering so many only to be defeated by a mere child! I don't understand you! You don't make any sense! I don't want to understand you! I will never become someone like you. A coward when you're alone and acting like a tyrant when you're in front of other cowards! I will become strong! I will become a stronger man all by myself! All by myself!”

In SWSH we indirectly cause Hop to go through so much turmoil and depression as we beat him time and time again. Each time we win, we ruin his confidence and his dream of beating Leon and becoming the new champion. And then in the end, we completely tarnish his dream as we defeat him, beat Leon, and become the champion. (Not saying Hop’s depression is entirely on us, as Bede bullies him till he starts to feel that way, but we helped a whole lot ruining his dreams and such.) “But he said that I was dragging Lee's good name through the mud, being so rubbish like I was... And I just can't get those words out of my head! If I'm weak, then people'll think Lee's weak, too... But I don't want that! I can't let Lee get dragged down!” “I want to help my brother, <player>! I've got to! But I can't even manage to beat you, so what sort of help could I ever be...?”

In SV we give the professor the book that helps them make a breakthrough with their research. In us doing that, we doomed them. We are basically the reason why Arven’s parent died, and why his Mabosstiff getting sick in the first place. “But the truth is, I would've rather just had a mom/dad who was there...even if she/he wasn't anything great. I haven't seen her/him for ages now. Unless you count seeing her/him in the news or whatever. Used to at least get emails sometimes. But even those stopped a couple years ago. And then she/he appears, out of the blue, and tells me we've gotta come to Area Zero? Tch. Some family, right?”

In the SV DLCs, everything we do ruins Kieran over and over again. We cause him to go through so much anguish and pain as we become the trainer for Ogerpon, and we defeat him in the Blueberry academy. Everything we do to him, even when we are trying to lessen the blow, (lying to him about seeing Ogerpon) just makes things worse for him. “The Loyal Three were the real bad guys, but the ogre's the one that gets treated like an outcast! And you two did the same thing to me! You treated ME like an outcast when you went an' met with the ogre! You're no different than those villagers back then... You know how much I love the ogre! You acted like you didn't know anything, but you were laughing at me behind my back all along! Liar! You're a LIAR!!!”

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I love noticing the small details in Klei’s animations!!

The “DO EVIL SHADOW MONSTERS LURK AMONG US?” news article and the Safety rating of only a B are the highlights of this. Wagstaff canonically has OSHA violations /hj

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MPHFPC as some random pick up lines from Matt Rose’s “Predictive text does pick-up lines” video

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Does anyone know why the Sims 2 for the PSP implies that the Curious family has connections to aquatic creatures??

Pascal’s Intimate secret is that every time he eats calamari, it reminds him of his mother. (Kitty Curious)

Jenny’s dark secret is that her feet are actually flippers, but she paints them to look like real feet.

Johnny’s intimate secret is that he smells like fish when he gets excited.

Johnny’s dark secret reveals that when he was born, he looked like a squid.

I’m assuming it’s just Sims 2 PSP weirdness, but what the hell?? Was Kitty Curious a damn squid person?? /hj

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“No one should ever lose a sister.” - Winona after failing to revive Abigail with the Telltale heart

THEY ARE SO SISTER-CODED I’M GONNA CRYYY

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My reaction to reading the MPHFPC book series

(art from the graphic novels!!) ^^^

og meme for you guys

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PENNY IS GONNA APPEAR IN THE 46TH EPISODE OF POKEMON HORIZONS. I’M FREAKING OUT.

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Millard Nullings aesthetic

So I may or may not have posted for Enoch’s birthday but totally forgot about Millards… (Dec 2) So enjoy this collage/mood board thingy I made on Pinterest last week :))

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ANGELAAAA!! One of my favorite Backyard Sports characters!!

This was actually really fun to draw :)

Alternate versions, reference photo + more drawings below the cut

If anyone has a higher quality image of her in this outfit (or any of the other kids in theirs) PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!! I can’t find them anywhere in high quality. Also I love the Delvecchio siblings so much aughhhhhh

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I’m watching Supernatural for the first time and one of the most insane episodes to me is Mystery Spot (Season 3 Episode 11)

At first it was just funny to me, the episode started off light hearted enough (I will admit the scene where Dean got crushed by the falling furniture made me cackle). It had an interesting premise and I got extremely invested wondering how the hell Sam was gonna get out of the time loop. But jesus christ the ending just threw me for a loop. (Pun intended) I literally watched the episode like a half hour ago and I can’t stop thinking about it.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAM NEVER TOLD DEAN ABOUT WHAT HE WENT THROUGH?! That was 100+ days (a bit over 3 months) worth of seeing Dean die every fucking single day. Then when he finally thought he got out of the loop for real, Dean just dies again. But this time it’s real. AND THEN HE HAS TO LIVE WITHOUT DEAN FOR 6 MONTHS. Then when he finally confronts the Trickster and gets to go back in time (or was it all an elaborate illusion made by the trickster?!! I don’t even know) he never even tells Dean what he went through. He just went through the worst 9 months of his life and never even told Dean what happened. I dont know about you but that would haunt me for the rest of my life. Jesus christ bro time loops will forever terrify me after this.

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I just found out that a book series, that I used to be obsessed with, has 3 graphic novels?!.?.!

Yes it’s 39 Clues. I can feel myself getting dragged back into my old obsession. Help me

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Hyper-fixating so badly on Dont Starve Together that I made an 18 page document on the lore (and i’m not even finished with it yet)