#dr pipper

[whitegirljoshuamacheath]

two triuths and a lie jonathan sims edition

suspected of two murders

orphan

never stabbed by a person with the same first letter of their first name more gthan once

are we sure these arent all true. they all sound true

[whoreiorcats]

Someone help me

[sasssydaddy123]

List of nicknames we have for my cat, who is supposedly named Pepper, but it gets even further away from her actual name as the list goes on:

Dr Pepper

Pep

Pep Butt

Pip

Pipper

Pip Stank

Pip Squeak

Pippy Longstocking

Pipparooni

Pipparooni and Cheese

Pippy LaPew

Pibb

Mr Pibb

Poop (Yes, really. Thank my girlfriend for that one lmao)

Poops

Poop Scoop

Poop Scoop Magoop

Poob

Poobs

Poobie

Poog

Pergola

Parachute

Polka Dot

Pap Smear

To be continued whenever we inevitably come up with more P names

[misterllamawwama]

so who IS Dr Pepper anyway? is he an enigma? meant to be unknown? ish e a person or is just the title of endearment to the soda they know and love so very?e? We Just Don’t Know

[bocries]

sketching my sweet time traveling girlfriend like its 2005 again

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

W

H

A

T

?

[therealsherbertmholmes]

Just released Sherbert M. Holmes: The Case of Dog Bone Alley. The talented detective Sherbert M. Holmes (an orange and white long hair cat) and his older sister Dr. Pipper (a travel-size calico cat) continue their detective duties when family friend Mr. Sully (an oversized yellow lab) recruits the detective duo to find his missing friend. The case takes the detective duo out of their comfort zone, home sweet home, to investigate the infamous Dog Bone Alley. The detective duo gets more than they bargained for when the pair accumulate a gaggle of overly helpful new acquaintances while searching for Mr. Sully's missing friend, a poodle named Fifi. Join the legendary detective Sherbert M. Holmes and his loyal assistant Dr. Pipper as they search for clues, with some help from new friends, to find Fifi. 

[silentstephi]

Watching Dr Who again

Nine’s season is like torture.

Fantastic torture.

It’s my favorite still.

And it huuuurts.

Eccelston is so good.

Pipper is so good.

Clarke is so good.

Barrowman is so good.

Why did this season have to be so short?

[briirens]

the noragami writers’ chat according to the creator

Okay, so you have probably seen other accounts summarize our lovely chat before. And if you’re curious to know who started the whole thing, it was me! And in the six months the chat has been up, I have seen so many personalities come together. Now, I will summarize each member how I see them everyday.

@kurisuumakise - Has a cookie jar we are not allowed to touch, writes angst that kills us all, is the English major student you go to for tutorial, says she’s the saving voice of the chat but really edges us on, will make a power point out of you, has the longest iTunes and manga list I have ever seen in my entire life, cannot call her unnie, and has four hour long art streams.

@yatorihell - (Fake Brit) Drunk aunt, also a grandma, loves Game of Thrones, models her fics after said show, eyebrows be on fleek, has a liver made of steel, will drop a class is she learns only the basics, writes angst when fluff is demanded, is the only person who would kill over ten people in a fic, have to spray with water daily, makes dark deals with pip, and will call you babe or nerd.

@paperypiper - (Munchkin, Smol, Pip, Pippo, Pipper, Pippin) Smol human being, loves cats, has a wicked art talent, can connect with you over any musical or book, or show, gets hella sassy, has actually dragged my ass more than once, is the one who looks into the camera, or screams no, makes. all. her. snaps. three. seconds. long, will stay up till five am but yell at you if you do as well, and has the cutest voice ever.

@eerna - VERY PRETTY AND CUTE, gets excited over smol and meaningful things, is cute when excited, DRAWS SO HELLA WELL LIKE GIVE ME YOUR TALENT, is the savior of the chat, the responsible sister who gives you health facts when you’re about to do wrong, writes really well too, is so created like pls, lives in a place we like to assume is not real, and is open to share new ideas.

@skyheaven1231 - Rose trauma, still can’t believe I have to put a trigger warning on that, literally will disappear for weeks but somehow summon the second her art and name are mentioned, has this v soothing accent, DREW A COVER FOR MY FIC AND THANK YOU, you could honestly tell her any idea you have and she will love it, is the older sister you can go to for anything, and is the sweetest person I know when not writing angst.

@skadventuretime - Hey mom, is legit the mom of the group, she is not in often, so we’re actually partying in her absence, but when she appears the whole chat acts like angels, has written character death before, we act like angels but she writes angst frequently, is the inspiration to us all, if she saw what we all did for a living... we would be grounded, and she’s a hard working grad school student.

@hiyoris-scarf - Writing senpai, likes to pretend that fanny packs are not fanny packs, has a habit of pulling apples outta nowhere, is high on alcohol life, sends videos of her cat, IS SO FUCKING PRETTY GOSH, went to Europe and came back a different person, is the definition of tumblr aesthetic, is extremely bad at lying over message, has had experiences in airplanes and writes smut for a living.

@moonemi - LITTLE SISTER, is honestly so BEAUTIFUL, the cutest person ever, is the definition of relationship goals, has a lotta knowledge in Korean dramas and music, has a v cute drawing style, cares so much about others, has the cutest British accent ever, how many times can I say cute in a sentence, cusses when v serious, is very aesthetic wth teach me, and is the first person I will visit outta the country.

@shadownightes - SASSY DAUGHTER, is the kindest person ever, drew a picture of my OC and I wanna lay down, will text during class, is there when you need her to be, honestly also lives in a place that is not real, draws the good stuff, is the biggest OC fan I have ever met in my entire life, is so precious, takes care of her mama, and knows what goods to send.

@dr-gothtastic - (Inku) Angst Queen, your local Kazubisha nerd, makes the best edits ever, can catch her playing video games for hours, will one day come to NYC with me, FELLOW KPOP FAN LIKE HELLO, tells the best stories in the whole universe, the person who has a nerd party that is fucking wild, has a beautiful laugh, literally is the cousin who knows how to party in the best ways, and will always give advice,

@bishoujohiyo - Your friendly neighborhood nurse, looks like an actress, wil fucking diagnose you if you mention you have cold, tells you all the things you should be eating... but you don’t have them, has the best typos in the world, will come up with the most unique insults, is the concerned mother for all of us youngions, knows how to calm someone down, and I would be hella sick without her. 

@wolfisyatotrash - RP buddy, took two months just to join the damn chat, is the voice of reason for most of our actions, awoo, is up at 12 am when she has school the next morning, is literally the most indecisive person in the chat, screams with me over random aus, literally is the manga page finder, finds everything before everyone else, says she can’t draw but can, and we just celebrated our one year anniversary for being friends.

@themusicalbookworm - (Geo, National Giographic) BEST SINGER EVER, is honestly the nicest person in the world, will meet up with me soon, writes the best and most angsty songs, can talk to you on just about anything, will write a song just for kicks in an au, gets my Florida problems, is also the mom of the group, comes up with the best ideas ever, and is like E V E R Y T H I N G.

@omnismith - Local kazubisha fan, swoons at many things, fact checks everything, looks up the meanings of Adachitoka detail, comes up the best headcanons and imagines for Noragami, also says some painful things about kazubisha, slowly became corrupted by the chat, judges the chat when she’s on, and is honestly the nicest person ever. 

@godinatracksuit - WIFEY, likes to go on walks, takes pictures of her dogs and nature, is very outdoors-y aesthetic, will literally send me a box of potatoes one day, judges the beaches in Florida, HAS THE BEST AND CUTEST AU EVER, can also sing like multi-talented, has to make us all coffee one day, first started out in the kazubisha chat and the moved over, and we have corrupted her.

@carrotcouple - My go to sleep alarm clock, is up when I go to bed, has to go through 1000 messages each morning, also looks up details about Noragami, is also a big KPOP fan, writes a fic that was translated into Chinese, likes to kinkshame me on the daily, kinkshames everyone on the daily tbh, inspired a new fic series of mine, and is a part of the Kdrama group.

@yes-campaign - WROTE ME THIS LONG ESSAY ON WHY I MATTERED AND HONESTLY SHE DESERVES A FUCKING GOLD STAR TYVM, sassy daughter, literally sasses everyone, you will probably think she is from England, can probably give you a detailed report on how to do something the simple way, is the youngest one in the group, and she acts nineteen.

@sunflower-yukine - My son, he was so innocent, now he is nothing except bees and shrek, sends me daily snaps and I am v thankful, is the only boy in the chat, likes to torture us all with memes, is the best friend nobody can control, knows how to get under everyone’s skin with memes, teams up with the meme team to attack us, and is honestly the funniest person to be around.

@rest-in-bees - Talks to me on the daily, has literally been taken over by memes, made a shrek cake, is the voice of reason when I am down in the dumps, loves listening about aus, I get to see her very soon, is so funny that it hurts, has a lot of childhood shows that she needs to watch, IS THE VOICE BEHIND THE RELATIONSHIP OF MY OC, and helps me out with Tinder.

@kiun & @blessedburial - NEWBIES, i have yet to really experience their full extent, caring children, also tell me to go to sleep or lay down, slowly are becoming corrupted from the chat, salty savages and I love them so much, still adjusting to Cat writing angst, and me killing characters, newest additions, and they fit in perfectly!

[whitegirljoshuamacheath]

back at it again with the scary wips

horrifying thank you so much

[thestonedpope]

dr pipper

[mens24corner]

Dr. Pimple Popper Performs 'Macgyver' Cyst Punch in New YouTube Video

Dr. Pimple Popper Performs ‘Macgyver’ Cyst Punch in New YouTube Video

Dr. Pimple Popper Performs ‘Macgyver’ Cyst Punch in New YouTube Video

• In a new YouTube video, Dr. Sandra Lee, MD—aka Dr. Pimple Popper—goes all Macgyver on a patient’s cyst. • Lee hole punches her way into the cyst and squeezes out a fair amount of gunk. • The so-called Macgyvering happens when Lee goes to stitch up the hole.

How do you make one of Dr. Pimple Pipper’s cyst pops even more…

[ask-the-lame-ghosty-goos]

Every single character

Mhosho

Chirem

Rima

Shizha

Svo

Matthew

Kaso

Maso

Ari

Aiden

Damask

Positive

Negative

Rota

Ava

Nadia

Adria

Mother

Leo

Avery

Blair

Caleb

Damaris

Enos

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Layla

Bea

Cruella

Melodia

Nova

Gianna

Michelle

Maeve

Bridie

Maggie

Myra

Force

Bess

Carys

///

Yufu

Yanagi

Mase

Suou

Sugano

Ehara

Seto

Yoshii

Moriai

Wakatsuki

Ririko

Akiyama

Mitsue

Ine

Pipper

Nobiro

??? (Candlemaker)

Yada

Kita

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All OCs - 57

Squad OCs - 24

God OCs - 10

Dr OCs - 19

Lines seperate each group based on if they exist in the same universe and/or whether they know of each other.

I decided to post all of the characters that can be asked on the blog !! I kinda want to get it moving, so if you want to send an ask go ahead !! (please)

[whitegirljoshuamacheath]

staring at you. with my big ehyes

why you staring......

[whitegirljoshuamacheath]

GOOD MORNING TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD HOW ARE YOU HOW DDI YOU SLEEP HIIHIHIH

HELLO MY HANDSOME BOY GOOD MORNING !!!!! I QM SO GOOD IM DONE WE STATE TESTING FOREVER AND EVER IM SO HAPPY. I SLEPT .OKAY!! HOW ARE YOU HOWD YOU SLEEP HI!!!

[whitegirljoshuamacheath]

okay so martin. martin blackwood. you know how jon feels about him season 1, at least. he thinks martin doesnt belong, that hes incompetent. now i dont agree with jon, but--

martin lied when he originally applied to the institute. he was young and needed to take care of his sick mother, so he said he had a degree in parapsychology and got a job working in the library. later, after years of working in the library, elias moved him to the archive when jon was promoted to archivist. im gonna split this into seasons

season 1- intro to . basically everything. jon warming up to martin starts slightly in i believe mag 22 when martin comes back from being "sick", ie trapped in his flat by jane prentiss for two weeks. they bond a bit during the big worm attack on the archive in 39 with jon opening up about why hes such a big sceptic and jon, for a brief moment, thinking martin is a ghost because of a comment he makes about feeling stuck in the web of the archive, like he cant leave. martin makes fun of him for it for a moment but it really does foreshadow both the involvement of the web in the story and the fact that the archive employees really cant leave. anyway, martin gets lost in the tunnels during the finale and finds gertrudes corpse!

season 2- jons paranoia spiral! martin is one of jons suspects for gertrudes murder bc hes going a little coocoo bananas rn and martin is being NICE to him so it must mean hes trying to KILL HIM. made a million times worse by jon finding a note martin wrote saying something along the line of "if the others find out im lying"- which jon believes is about the murder but it is revealed that it is about him lying on his cv which i already told you about. and even though the entities arent like. known. yet. this helps to tie martin a bit more to one of his multiple entity connections! ill get into those later

season 3- mostly will focus on the later bits bc theyre the most interesting, also because jon is on his world kidnapping tour rn so i cant jmart it up. so, the unknowing. all you gotta know rn is that its a big scary ritual that they gotta stop. martin and melanie stay back at the institute to distract elias and holyyy fuck its like. insnae. martin is burning statements to get his attention and because of it, elias turns his freaky fucking eye powers on martin and tells him that his mom, who i believed either recently passed or will pass like. really soon. hates him and always has because he looks like his father who left them.

season.4. jons in a coma, all but braindead and elias is in prison bc he admitted to multiple murders at the end of the last season. so the institute is now run by peter lukas, avatar of the lonely. normally id explain a bit more about an entity when i bring it up but. its sorta in the name. peter makes martin his personal assistant, and like. basically grooms him into the lonely. then at the end of the season theres this wholeeee thing but to make a super long story short, martin actually gets trapped in the lonely (fog pocket dimension), and jon pulls him out and then they go live happily ever after in daisys safehouse in scotland

season 5- martin sees some good cows and thats it

thats. it.

okay sorry. yeah jon ends the world whoops ! the girls (jmart) go travel to the institute across the domains, fucked up little fear factories, and in one of em, they encounter not!sasha, the thing that killed sasha, the first archival assistant to die. she mocks sasha and martin, and jon finds out he can fucking kill things with his eyeball powers now. so he kills it. martin wants to kill more things. and by things i mean oliver banks, who helped jon get out of his coma and become a full blown avatar. because martin is jealous. god i love him. okay forgive me i do get fuzzy abt plot details in mid-late season 5, but they keep getting calls from annabelle cane, web avatar (spiders+manipulation) throughout the season, and eventually martin gets kidnapped by her. martin has always had ties to the web, actually. the web, the lonely, and a bit of the eye through his work at the institute.

okay now to the fun bit

to get the world back to 'normal', the eye cannot have a pupil. currently, the pupil is elias. jon, martin, and now melanie, georgie, and basira, decide that the girls (actually the women this time) are going to set the institute on fire while martin kills elias, because if jon does it, he'll become the pupil. jon had offered that at first, saying that if he was the pupil he could lessen the harm being done, big metaphor for the idea that a good person in power can fix a corrupt system imo even tho the system itself exists to corrupt ANYWAY. jons an impulsive fuck and kills elias before anyone can get up to stop him. martin, then, has to stab his lover through the heart as the building they're in collapses around them to save the world, either dooming them to death or the possibility of being sent Somewhere Else (<-the latter being a huge trope in tma post canon fics. love em tho)

they never find any bodies. which is good, bc if they were still there and somehow still alive, at least jon and probably martin would be beaten to death by crowds of people who had just been traumatized for weeks, though it felt like much longer to almost everyone. again, personal hell dimensions

!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? /positive. what a fucking guy??? hello??? thats so neatt,,,,, fog pocket dimesionnn,,,,,