#dr. krankcase

[deadenddiner]

I’m making ships no one has ever seen before

[stimlanders-collection]

Dr. Krankcase stimboard!

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[ponchusjbonchus]

the birth of suitcase

[super-senseis]

This man has shaped my life I'm serious

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Spyro: Skylanders, the Doom Raiders are on their way as we speak! Let's get ready for some action!

Gill Grunt: Alright!

George: You got it!

Spyro: Skylanders, unite!

(The Skylanders begin teleporting with the Portal of Power)

Ghost Roaster: Right behind you guys- (portal starts glitching out) -aw, c'mon-

George: Guys, guys, hold on. Ghost Roaster, you alright?

Ghost Roaster: Yeah no- no I'm alright, I think I'm just stuck.

Spyro: What's the matter, is everything alright?

George: It's Ghost Roaster, he's stuck.

Spyro: Is that true, Ghost Roaster?

Ghost Roaster: I'm afraid so.

Spyro: I see...

Spyro: Alright, guess we're putting you down.

George: So how do you fix- W-what?!

Spyro: Gill, get Cali, we're putting him down.

Gill Grunt: Alright!

George: Gill, wait! Spyro, what's gotten into you?! What're you saying??

Spyro: George, what's gotten you so worked up?

George: What's gotten me-? You're gonna put down a teammate because he got stuck!

Spyro: ...Yeah.

George: Why?!

Spyro: Oh, George. I know all this might seem a little odd to you, but this is just basic procedure.

George: What do you mean "basic procedure"??

Spyro: Well, a Skylander's portal traveling is meant to be almost second nature, but if they get stuck during that process... we kill 'em.

George: You phrased that like- like it explained anything but it didn't.

Spyro: George, I know this seems harsh. It might even sound cruel! But it's just the way things have to be. Ghost Roaster understands that more than anybody, don't you, Ghost?

Ghost Roaster: (casually) Yep, just basic procedure.

George: Wait, you're actually okay with all of this?

Ghost Roaster: ...Yeah.

George: But- but you're gonna die!

Ghost Roaster: Yeah, but it's basic procedure.

Spyro: It's basic procedure.

George: (getting increasingly distressed) What the fuck...

Cali: Got here as soon as I could!

Spyro: Great! Did you bring the stick?

George: The stick?

Gill Grunt: For putting Ghost Roaster down!

George: Jesus Christ- or whatever you guys believe in- You guys are gonna beat him to death with a stick?!

Spyro: ...Basic procedure-

George: Stop talking about basic procedure! Don't you see how insane this all sounds?!! I mean, put aside the fact we're killing the guy, you guys have all kinds of weapons and tools and laser beams, and you guys are using a special stick?! A special stick?!!

Spyro: Yeesh, George, relax! We don't have some sort of "special stick" for things like this, that's barbaric!

Spyro: It's just gotta be a big one! Like this, here, see? (holds up comically large stick)

Ghost Roaster: Now that's a beating stick!

George: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!

Spyro: Really, George, would you rather we use a small stick? That'd just be cruel.

Ghost Roaster: Dick.

George: Guys, come on! Seriously, just- just come on! Listen, back on Earth, when someone has something wrong with them we don't just kill 'em, we help them! Now I'm sure if you guys just give me a chance, I can help Ghost Roaster, we don't have to kill him! You guys are always on about the sanctity of life and the importance of keeping people safe, why not this? Come on, what'dya say?

Spyro: ...But that's not procedure.

George: Oh, come on!

Gill Grunt: It's just not how things are done.

Cali: And I've already got the stick...

George: Holy shit, well what kind of procedure is this? How often has this happened??

Spyro: Hmmm, twice I think? Yeah, I think it was twice.

Gill Grunt: Three times technically, but it was with a lead pipe one time, which was controversial.

(The Doom Raiders teleport in on the Portal)

Golden Queen: (evil laughter) I was wondering where you fools were holed up!

Spyro: Golden Queen!

Golden Queen: Your day of reckoning has finally arrived! Now begins the end of the so-called Skylanders! Doom Raiders, attack!!

Dr. Krankcase: Here we goo-

Dr. Krankcase: (suddenly starts glitching out on the portal) Oh- oh no- oh-god oh shit-

Golden Queen: Oh, come on, is he stuck?! Oh yeah, he- he's stuck, definitely stuck...

Golden Queen: Alright, gotta kill him.

Ghost Roaster: Hey, that's a twofer!

Golden Queen: You guys got a stick?

Spyro: Yeah we've got it-

George: Spyro, are you serious?! They're the bad guys! Why the hell are you giving them the stick-

George: (pinching bridge of his nose) -it's the basic procedure...

Spyro: It's basic procedure.

Golden Queen: It's just basic procedure.

George: (leaving) Alright, fuck you guys. Bye. Later. I'm gone.

Everyone: ...

Dr. Krankcase: We’ve managed to avoid drowning-

Spyro: What's that?

Dr. Krankcase: Nothing.

[unofskylanderspages]

In Skylanders: Lost Islands, Dr. Krankcase appears as a trappable villain that can arrive in the player's kingdom. Upon being trapped, he will help the player by halving the cost of powering Elemental Sanctuaries.

[maeganroeslove123]

I have a whole catacombs of Skylander fanart and I thought “might as well post them”

Hope the Skylander fans like it, bon appétit

[steph-fox]

Please draw Krankcase x Golden Queen

When was I asked this??!

You're lucky I'm in a nostalgic mood. I happily redrew this old art of mine

I will always draw my otps

[benjaminthewolfcasual]

I just had a dream where Dr. Krankcase got his legs amputated by TF2 medic.

[crosships]

Today’s crosship is…

The Once-ler (Green Suit) (The Lorax (2012)) X Dr. Krankcase (Skylanders: Trap Team)!

Also known as thneedgoo!

[turquoisephoenix]

Um, hi. I apologize for barging in about this, but…

I saw your posts about the roleswap AU with Mags and Krankcase, and I absolutely fell in love with it. My brain immediately kicked into overdrive about it, and I was wondering… does anyone else swap besides those two?

I feel like if so, Wolfgang and Krypt King would switch roles (ie. Wolfgang is a Trap Team member and Krypt King is a Doom Raider) and so would Gulper and Snap Shot (same thing).

Long story short, I have the compilation of “Wolfgang swearing while replacing broken strings on his Traptanium Harp”, “Gulper being a lovable doofus”, “Krypt King being Golden Queen’s lovesick butler”, and “feral Snap Shot getting his head stuck in something” rotating in my head now, nonstop.

Help.

Ah yes, these two! It's been a while since I poked around with their AU.

I actually had two versions of this AU, actually!

FIRST VERSION OF THE ROLESWAP AU - literally only Dr. Krankcase and Mags get swapped, Mags becomes a Doom Raider and the Doom Raiders either have two Undead members or Mags is a Tech type when she's got mechanical spider legs. Dr. Krankcase becomes a lovable dork at the Academy.

SECOND VERSION OF THE ROLESWAP AU - It was multiple characters being swapped and may or may not be similar to the Mirrorverse, but all I figured out was Master Eon swaps with Kaos, Kaossandra swaps with Aurora (basically implying that Kaos' mom joins in for the last sequel), Count Moneybone swaps with Fiesta, and Hex swaps with Malefor (Malefor would be a lot smaller and more Skylander shaped, while Hex is a horrible eldritch abomination witch).

I love your ideas though. Golden Queen doesn't get swapped either way because it's really hard to beat a golden queen living in some desert ruins.

[ponchusjbonchus]

good morning tumblr (i did not sleep)

[unofskylanderspages]

"Press Attack 2 to spin at your enemies."

- The description of Dr. Krankcase's Spin Doctor attack

[yoanayotenebro]

OH MY GOD

Dr. KRANKCASE IS NOW IN THE TUMBLR MAN WIKI LAMOOO!!!!

[maeganroeslove123]

New goo mixture didn’t work :(

[ikkan-no-musume]

life is hard when babygirl is a frog-troll thing with blue hair and is an inventor