#drama stories

[qaumisafeer]

نادیہ جمیل کی پاکستانی ڈراموں کی کہانیوں پر تنقید پاکستان کی معروف اداکارہ نادیہ جمیل نے ملک میں ٹی وی پر نشر ہونے والے ڈراموں کی کہانیوں پر تنقید کی ہے۔

[biberick]

I just remembered the story, Oscar and the lady in pink by Éric-Emmanuel Schmitt and now I wanna cry how wonderful

[luckywolfsbane]

Sometimes, I'm sitting quietly, enjoying my life - and then I remember a story my Dad told me from his high school days.

It's not one of his fights, a weird thing that happened on the farm, nor was it girl trouble.

No.

One day, they were acting out Romeo and Juliet in his English class.

He was playing Tybalt (I thought it was Mercutio but I remember otherwise). My dad is very melodramatic and tough, so you can imagine some of the ridiculous stunts he can pull while staying in character.

This wasn't even that ridiculous of a stunt. It was tiny. Minimal.

The big fight scene came along and dad had to die, so he let them pretend to stab him, he gives his death line, spins, and hits the floor all limp-like. He didn't make a sound. His character was dead and he played dead very well.

Well, the thing is, the guy playing Romeo decided that Dad looked very cool the way he died; so when it came time for him to drink his poison and hit the floor, he did the spin and tried to take the same fall Dad did.

Only Romeo said "Ow" when he hit the floor.

The teacher - I don't know who they were but they're my icon - said "Shut up. The dead don't say 'ow.'"

"The dead don't say 'ow'" isn't a movie quote, but it's one of my favorites quotes of all time.

[sebastianwinterwriter-blog]

THOMAS HORROR DRAMA STORY

-by Sebastian Winter

It was time to go to the supermarket. Thomas loathed going there with all his heart. He didn’t want to meet familiar people. He was chubby and was ashamed of himself. During his school years, he had been a typical object of humiliation. Unfortunately, now, when he was a grown up, nothing really had changed. Maybe people weren’t humiliating him physically but talked and mumbled behind his back without hesitation. In truth, this often didn’t even happen behind his back. The most impudent ones freely ridiculed him right in his face. That was the reason why Thomas didn’t like supermarket so much. There he could only become a subject of humiliation.

Thomas carefully looked behind the corner. The rice and buckwheat aisle was empty. He pushed the shopping cart forward. Thomas quickly loaded products into it. He hoped they would last for a long time. Everything was calm. He could go further, but then behind the corner appeared Mrs. Fraul. Continue reading...

[twilightward]

“O que te aconteceu é horrível, eu não vou negar, mas tem que seguir em frente”

Relatos Selvagens

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

Out of Context ~ Lines From Drama Class and Musical Appreciation

As an official theater kid who's been in lots of plays , skits and musicals , I have some real gems to share story-wise. I'd post them on my side blog but nobody follows it @thats-not-your-line-moron So I'm putting them here ! Send the line to my ask box for the full tale ! ~ drum roll ~ " Sir for the last time, you don't have a permit for that dragon, I have to confiscate it " " James , 'aggressive cartwheeling ' is not a fighting move !" " Madam are you aware that's a snake " " WHAT THE FECK " " THIS IS MY HOUSE AND BLUE IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR RIGHT NOW " " What's your religious denomination?" " Nihilism" " You have twelve seconds to live and a fresh full pizza , are you happy now , Indi ?" " YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR UNLICENSED FINGER GUNS " " Mom warned me about stranger danger , not the perils of life-size sentient plush toys " " Why are you asking ME what to do? I mean , yeah I can tell you to screw yourself in six languages but I'm not prepared for ancient Sumerian table manners!" " -gentle gasp - I have a metal allergy don't shoot " " If you eat enough raw meat you become raw yourself " " Please don't kill people in my bakery , but if you're gonna do it anyway I volunteer " " Welcome to Disneyland , we are NOT responsible for severed limbs , maiming , or inexplicable combustion. " " DIAL DOWN THE GAY, IT'S TOO MUCH " " NEVER" " You've been accused of murder , how do you plead?" " Sarcasticly , Your Honor " " You need to stop giving out free assassinations , it's bad for business " " Please don't have your demonic possession in the employee lounge " " I live in a sewer , Christine , of course I'm depressed " " Look I'm just saying that murder isn't necessarily wrong if you off the RIGHT guy " " Hey bartender if I order a suicide do you promise to deliver " " Screw the hot Prince , this princess is marrying the dragon " " Romeo , where the hell are you ?" " I be-est here, in the vines, bleeding !" " I'm like 90% sure Chuck Norris could deck God in a fight " " WAIT, MURDER ME IN MY STEP DAD'S ROOM, I WANNA BE A DICK ONE LAST TIME " " But bro , what if dogs DON'T go to heaven?" " TAKE THAT BACK JARON" " Dude if Disney can put a queer genderfluid alien in a movie , I can bullshit my way through peace negotiations with the most bloodthirsty species in existence " " I can't believe you were the fastest sperm " " My superpower is bluffing , for instance I can pick up more cars than you " " Oh shit can he ? Like he said that so convincingly "

[disabledwarrior]

I'm gonna tell the story anyway So my dad is a very quiet man, he works at a hospital as a respiratory therapist (I think hes about to be promoted to manager ) and he would coach Pop Warner football. ( for a while he was president of our countys pop Warner i think ) So what happened was out town and another lil town next to us merged their teams and such bcus they didn't have enough kids, and my dad who's been coaching his team for years got kicked off so the new coach could take over. It was biased and unfair afff So my dad silently planned his own fuckin team and the kids from his old pop Warner team followed suit because the new guy was fucking awful. He took children's football way too seriously. I'm not fucking joking he was asked what his goal was and instead of teaching kids or having fun he said "my plan is to win." 100% seriously So my dad jump started his team and with support from the parents and the community already has jerseys, pads, and practices happening. A process he though would take a year at least took a few months So now this dude who replaced my dad is failing bcus he doesn't know anything about children or coaching them and his team is the worst in the league rn while a lot of resteraunts in my town are helping my dad earn money for his new team It's been a fucking wild ride man, my dad's salty affff

[letmebeawesome]

In drama today we had to make fun of the performances we did yesterday. One group (the one we parodied) had a support group set up, with one character being a girl who was forced to come out as lesbian by her friends. I played that character in our parody piece.

I was the gayest thing alive. I litterally hit on every female who moved. I actually said the words ‘I'd tap that’.

And ‘I want your boobies.”

And “Let me tell you about my first girlfriend . She had the absolutely most amazingly large ti-”

I was the only one they laughed at.

I'm proud of myself.

[lesbianaglaya]

I got moved to Soprano II today!

[desirants]

Qissa [Dramon Ki] Kahani Ka

Qissa [Dramon Ki] Kahani Ka

Couple of years ago I remember watching an episode of the Nadia Khan Show where she highlighted the sorry state of the food industry. The unhygienic conditions of restaurant kitchens, unhealthy stuff added in indiscriminately, expired sauces and stale vegetables  – you name it and our public eateries – fast food joints, caterers, even five stars kitchens – were breaking every kind of industry…

[sweet-plush-rump]

so in case you all wanna know  how stupid i am

in drama i have to perform a skit with an obstacle in it right, so me and my partner decide to do one where we're trying to burry a pack of anime cards with nana, because she'd haunt me, and my partner didnt wanna die. we had scheduled a serial killer to provide an obsticle; we both wanna die, right? so, we're practicing the run, and i decide to spice it up by running like johnny dep. Well, i trip and fall down the stairs on the set on the stage, and i at least sprained my ankle. maybe even broke it.

tl;dr, i hurt my foot bad by running like johnny depp.

[kainypoo]

i really do know entirely too much about league

it's kinda sad

[lifeissimpleinparadisecity]

I swear, i love Drama so much!! This ginger kid is hilarious! He's extremly attractive, but he's a tool -_-

Anyways, today during class he comes up to me. And when i mean comes up to me i mean he came 2 inches away from my face. It was really weird. But he's attractive so i dont mind :p

Then at the end of the day i got let out early and went to my locker. I was relieved to see that the coast was clear.....of yea, his locker is 2 away from mine.....so i went to my locker and all of a sudden i hear someone yell "KRISTENNNNNNNNNNN!!!" Really loud. Isnt it the ginger kid? Oh joy! So he comes up to me and says "hows my hair?" For the next 5 minutes he was asking me about his hair and how he looked so i had to stare at him...yes.

I dont know what to do. He just broke up with his gf and i dont know.

Help?