#drankin

[savaralyn2]

[adamsmasher]

Bartender: "What can I get ya?'

Me: "Well Zack (boyfriend) left and said I should go easy on his tab"

Bartender: "Okay"

Me: "So can I get a Crown Royal Apple and Cran?"

Bartender: *cackles*

[merlins-beards]

*Pouring the Brita fioter directly into my mouth*: "I feel so connected to nature"

[faerunsbest]

okay but

Rolan wanting so badly to make love to his partner but hes incredibly bashful about other people being ware of his intentions, it just turns him off any time people know or accuse him of wanting it.

ACCUSE HIM

but they're not,they're just teasing. and he cant seem to get a moment alone with them and when they do have a moment, its too much. they kiss him and touch him and he gets overwhelmed. they're too forward with that desire of him and he cant quite handle it just yet.

but he still wants it, and when he thinks of them hes yearning so desperately, he realizes how long ts been since his partner has made any move to try with him and he panics. so finally he me make some way for them to be alone and instead of a move being made he sees them try to talk and just leans forward to kiss them, kiss them holding their face in his hands. terrified hes ruined them by being himself and just blurts that he wants to make love, he loves them. when he says it with those long dark lashes all wet. whose going to tell him no?

[herebecritters]

Hold your special little guy close -w-

Hopps belongs to @ickyguts

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

i love this blog because every time i see the snake it reminds me to get a glass of water and drink it!

YES GOOD

this is your enthusiastic reminder to hydrate!!!!!!!!! right now!!!!!! get dranky with it!!!

[cinamun]

Lemonade | Next

[cityofjimmy]

Happy new year

[rpfisfine]

[realshinjiikari]

[kittywriites]

y’all remember how Chrissy randomly confided in Eddie “the freak” Munson about feeling like she was losing her mind?

y’all remember how Eddie made a point to say to Chrissy “hey remember the last time you were in my presence bc I sure do” ?

y’all remember how they BOTH talked about thinking about what the other one would be like

y’all remember how excited Eddie got when Chrissy remembered his band

y’all remember the way Chrissy looked at him like he hung the sun moon and stars when he invited her to see his band

y’all remember the way that Eddie just flirted with Chrissy a solid 60% of the time they were on screen??????

yah me neither

[transsexxxual]

UH OH Y'ALL IT'S GETTIN' KINDA HAZY

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[faerunsbest]

so i tried to put her in this pretty dress but some dress are literally made for certain figures and suddenly all i can think of is her struggling to find a dress to wear to a dance with Rolan.

being who she is shes never needed a specific attire for anything. so as shes putting on all these dresses that maybe figaro is picking out based on the fact that shes going with Rolan, this big important man so high class and sophisticated. shes realizing he's meant for these big important events and shes...

she was raised in hole in the ground digging for a living. All these dresses meant for long torsos and, ballet length legs and swan like necks. shes not any of those things, shes short and thick and stocky and so far from elegant. and in the middle of figaros, shes suddenly bawling because she very suddenly feels like she isn't meant to live her life with rolan

[some1s-sista]

Sunday Confessions

Currently sucking this dry: