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[nestedneons]

By swordspeed

[blackgumball]

how would one go about kissing a robot? this is just something i consider sometimes. if robots could feel attraction, and maybe even love (who knows?) how would they go about expressing that love? if you were to fall in love with a robot whose face was a screen, would it feel bad about not being able to kiss like human beings do? would it feel lesser than for being unable to touch you like you had always expected to be touched? or would robots have their own love languages that didnt involve us. maybe they wouldnt care at all for our biology. they'd knock their heads together to share data or open themselves up, exposing their circuitry, making themselves vulnerable. maybe it would be like that. this is just stuff i think about.

[ichorandpride]

yes hello i have a question. what do u think aliens (in a very general sense, no type of alien in specific) would think is the most intriguing part about nature? like the ocean, animals, forests, etc. idk its a weird question but i figured that since u like human/alien relations, it'd be best to ask u

I’d like to think it’s a mixture of animals interacting with their environments rather than just one set thing, but I’d also think that aliens would go absolutely bonkers with ocean exploration once they found out we know more about our own moon than our oceans. Think about it…

After a while, an alien race would become bored of just earth animals by themselves, as most of them tend to function the same despite being physically different. Ie. most animals either eat other animals or eat plants. Some have beaks while others have teeth. Some have feathers while others have fur.

It gets boring after a while and turns into, “Human Nathan, the animal you just discovered doesn’t have fur? Well what does it have? Feathers? Scales? There are not many options for Earth fauna.”

So aliens probably enjoy watching said animals interact with their environments because that’s different. A grizzly bear and a sun bear both have huge teeth and claws, but a grizzly bear uses them for killing animals and ripping open carcasses, while the sun bear uses them for digging up termite mounds.

But… as I said, I’d like to think that aliens would be huge ocean and marine biology nerds.

Xalrok of the Tristarian-5 star system was watching as marine biologists studied their oceans with a tiny little remote controlled robot that takes samples and video. Already within the span of two hours did they find at least 5 new species of fish. At first, Xalrok was impressed that the Earth oceans were evolving so quickly as for humans to be discovering new things every day. No planets in the Tristarian-5 star system was evolving so fast!

But then marine biologist Janice said something to Xalrok that amazed the alien.

“Earth isn’t evolving at some ridiculously fast pace, Xalrok. We humans just don’t know many things about our oceans. We know more about our moon and sun than our oceans.”

“But how could that be? Your oceans are in your proverbial backyard while it costs your kind millions of dollars to simply send a satellite into space?” Xalrok questioned.

Janice laughed. “Xalrok, our oceans have far too much pressure for us to simply swim into, even with diving gear. If a human goes too far down and rushes back up to the surface, we get a sickness called “the bends” and have to be locked in a pressurized chamber for hours before we’re better. And even then, the pressure could kill us let alone if a hungry sea creature doesn’t first! We send robots to survey our oceans for us so we don’t have to put lives at risk.”

Xalrok, without missing a beat, immediately responded with, “My kind’s science department shall help fund your ocean exploration as we have already discovered almost everything about our planet’s flora and fauna. Our science department is practically overflowing with unused currency. My comrade, Xylk, who is currently obsessed with your Earth forests and creatures called “deer”, does not know what they’re missing.”

“Just wait until you see the deep ocean; we’re still currently only in the mesopelagic zone. You thought woodlouse were bad? There are giant versions of them called “giant isopods” at the bottom of the ocean. There’s fish that glow and have needle-like spiny teeth everywhere. There’s sharks that look either like ghosts or like literal goblins. Giant squids that can grow up to 14 metres long and a lot more we don’t even know about.”

The alien stared back at Janice. “Earth Scientist Janice, I would like to see these underwater volcanoes and needle-teeth fish. Squids are the ones with eight tentacles, yes?”

“No, those are octopuses. Squids have ten tentacles. Well… technically they have eight arms and two longer tentacles bu-”

“Squids have eight arms?”

“Not human arms, Xalrok.”

[omg-casualbeardstudent]

World Generator by knotlikeyou https://ift.tt/2P4ofwt

[skywarper]

that anon is uglie i vote 4 throwing them off a bridge

i Also vote for this

[eraserheadfunnymoments]

dab

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[reynaarellano]

rabid wolves tear into my flesh, devouring my bones, drinking my blood. they claw out my eyes and rip out my tongue. i suffer for nothing. my death is only acknowledged 27 years later, when the remnants of my skeleton are found by the son of a lumberjack. my family is gone and my funeral is only attended by few, out of pity. my ghost will come after all, spite and anger and grief being my power. all will learn my strength, and all will die

this is me right now u boob

[nestedneons]

By madkat

[dykekingdedede]

okay u remind me of the girl with leaf hair from what im guessing is adventure time, n crobat/gligar, n also kirlia 4 som reason?????? idk why but u do lol. gay

!!!!!! hoyl  sihit this is amazing i fucking love u so much!! thank u uuu im blessed what the fuck is goin on for me to recieve this wonderful message!!!!!1!! I would also die for u

[angelconfessions]

artist mawaw

[ichorandpride]

(it was cool to answer it publicly i'd have specified otherwise if it was dw!!) its kinda funny bc they didnt rb the post from me but rather from one of my mutuals who also uses textspeak but Very Specifically targeted me n said nothin abt my mutual n its highkey suspicious bc it was a Lesbian Post (a Butch post in specific) n idk if its an Established Mra Thing but ive noticed that a lot of them love to targets butches in some weird fragile masculinity thing ... idk its p dodgy to me lol

ive seen it a lot too. in both my personal experience when i used to identify as female and a lesbian and even now from just seeing it around, they tend to target lesbians

but they seem to target butch lesbians the most. probably because they can pick on how “masculine” they are and how they present and shit like that and use slurs or terms that said person is not ok with to purposely make them uncomfortable

also probably because they cant fathom that someone might not be attracted to them (which... if theyre a sexist mra then who the fuck is gonna be attracted to them in the first place regardless of sexuality or gender lmao)

[keldabekush]

Is it weird to say that your artstyle (more specifically the meat droids) give me gender envy to the fucking max. The colours and the vibes are through the roof dude! Absolutely incredible

oh this is amazing!!! Yes!!! sometimes gender is NEON SCI-FI DROIDCORE SYNTHBAND 

Thank you for the message!! TMD are really feeling the love today <3

[skywarper]

what was the GAYEST moment. the absolute gayest. if u cant choose then pick the gayest moment that is also the weirdest moment

hHUAHDSHGSDHGSDG this is a fitting question for me—

UM…………..there were lots of gay moments so i guess the GAYEST moment is my bonding ritual???? it was after the fall of vos, just before the war really went full swing right??i had already been w megs for a good while but i was so broken by losing vos that a sparkbond was p much the only thing that could get me back on my feet (unless i wallowed in self pity fr about 2 million years i guess)

GHSDBGSG the full memory is very gay but its too private to talk abt i think…………..but like, being bonded means you can p much rely on the other person’s emotions and Stability for your own, kinda like a metaphysical hand helping you up i guess??so that helped a lot. rip vos though i will never forget her

[reynaarellano]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: vagina

i was getting annoyed just reading that then because the bleep test is the worst thing thats ever happened to me but also: im crying help me

[socialjusticeolivia]

hey olivia!!! is it okay if i ask u to start taggin the r slur?? i dont usually need it tagged but sometimes i do n i kno a lot of other ppl who do!! its okay if u cant tho!!!

hello!!! i actually did not tag that post bc i fast rbed it on my phone!! if a post doesnt have any tags that i rb’d, it’s bc i fast blogged it!! sorry for anyone i’ve hurt that read that post!!!

[wckrs]

vore ultimately comes from the latin word "vorare", which means to devour. "vorous" refers to feeding on something in specific. "vore" is actually grammatically incorrect. idfk how but its english n there is definitely a way that its grammatically incorrect

i cant believe my middle name is gramatically incorrect