got hit with a wave of mutuals dsmp posting so i just wanna ask fellow americans were any of you guys there on jan 6 doomsday. and heard somebody say “they attacked the capitol” and thought they were talking about l’manburg.
cause that happened to me
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this was possibly the best example of the dsmp's on-the-fly storytelling. who could've known Tubbo would end up gaining half of Tommy's inventory in the middle of doomsday? he doesn't even have to say a word. it was amazing
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imagine how insane being a regular person in a dsmp citizen au would be. Like Sorry this assignment is late, three guys bombed my city state to the ground this week and a wither ate my mom.
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Orpheus rates DSMP Doomsday prep inventories
(Thanks @irrealisms for screenshots and encouragement!)
Tommy - 9/10. Weapons, ammo, good armor, tactical Lore Fish, enderpearls, food, blocks, trident… you go, funky little man. Could use potions and an e-chest.
Jack Manifold - 7/10. Like he's not tryharding, or he's not tryharding well, but he did bring the important things. The bow looks unenchanted which which 8 arrows is pretty cringe. The shield durability is also cringe but he does have the supplies to make more. Good work, Jack!
Technoblade - 10/10. Who am I to criticize Technoblade's PVP loadout.
Niki - 4/10. Look at her! She made an effort! Good for her. (She wasn't planning on getting in the fighting much, which does help.)
Tubbo - 4/10. He also made an effort! I think the enchanted shield is a nice touch.
Phil - 10/10. Good for him.
Ranboo (+ full enchanted netherite) - 6/10. Most of his points are for bringing weapons and good armor. If he brought anything else useful, he will not be able to find it.
Puffy - 3/10. What are you doing, Puffy. (Apparently she was explicitly not bringing her good armor to the fight, which is sensible and fair enough.)
Ghostbur - 2/10. One point has been awarded for Blue. After haranguing, one additional point has been awarded for Charm.
I know he didn't know there was a war on, but the thing is, this is also a garbage inventory for anything at all, including building or hanging out. I don't think you tried at all, Ghostbur. I love you.
Fundy - 6/10 if the bow doesn't have infinity, 7/10 if it does.
Eret (+ iirc full netherite armor) - 8/10. Yeah you thought this one through! Go Eret!
Quackity - 8/10. Now he could use armor. But he has a boat and waterbucket for clutches, some food, gold he can trade to piglins if he finds someone else's crafting bench, one potion which I'm sure has a useful tactical effect, a bed to reset his spawn, blocks to tower with, magma blocks and flint & steel for tactical juking moves, AND the stuff to make furnaces and make decent food if he finds someone else's crafting bench, and burns the boat and his bow in the furnace. Now that's a professional minecrafter.
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💀💣💥 Festival of Doom 💀💣💥✨️
[Or escaped old birdman admiring his volatile sparklers]
[Have I posted this here already? I cant find it. oh welp]
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I still don’t know why the fuck he decided to live in the sewers
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DREAM SMP LORE DISCOURSE ASK GAME
/rp send me an ask with an emoji corresponding with a hot button dsmp lore discourse topic and I'll give my take on the matter.
👨❤️👨 - Are Beeduo a healthy relationship?
👨👩👦👦 - Does the DSMP have a population outside the streamers?
🐺 - Should Wilbur get a redemption arc?
🙂 - Should Dream get a redemption arc?
❤️🔥 - Is Sapnap a liar?
🤩 - Should Karlnapity be endgame?
🗡 - Was Phil killing Wilbur justified?
😈 - Is Quackity a villainous character?
💚 - Is Dream morally gray?
🏛 - Should Pandora's Vault be destroyed?
🧭 - Was Tubbo right to exile Tommy?
🪓 - Was the Butcher Army justified in hunting down Technoblade?
🌟 - Was Technoblade justified in executing Tubbo?
🐷 - Is Technoblade a good anarchist?
🥸 - Did Staged Finale negatively impact Punz/Tommy's character arc?
🧠 - Is Dream obsessed with Tommy?
💏 - Is TNTduo /r?
👼 - Should Friend/Shroud/Michael/Fran be off limits for greifing?
🎉 - Did Tommy betray Technoblade at the Green Festival?
🔲 - Is Ranboo willingly working with Dream?
⚔️ - Are the Syndicate doing the right thing?
🍪 - Should Tubbo have given away the Cookie Outpost?
🦝 - Do Crimeboys have a toxic Dynamic?
🧨 - Who is most at fault for November 16th?
🪦 - Should L'manberg have been destroyed?
💀 - Doomsday... just... anything about Doomsday.
THIS IS FOR POLITE LORE DISCOURSE. IF YOU USE THIS FOR CC NEG/TO BULLY PEOPLE IM STEALING SOMETHING FROM YOUR HOUSE !!
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the weakest links are those who leave c!dream out of doomsday
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I can’t believe this is all that has ever happened on January 6th
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I love the scene in the middle Doomsday where c!Techno returns Do Not Read to c!Ranboo, because it so clearly demonstrate that c!Techno already likes c!Ranboo, and is just generally a great example of how c!Techno in general tends towards helping others so long as they haven't done anything to hurt him (and like. Sometimes even when they have. bc like. c!Ranboo was kinda involved in the Butcher Army)
It's the middle of an active battle field, like twenty people all trying to kill c!Techno, and yet the moment he sees c!Ranboo he stops and says "Ranboo! Ranboo! You're alright!" And immediately returns the book c!Ranboo is asking for, before following up with "get out of here, I don't have anything against you. Just flee in the battle, no one will no." And c!Philza also chimes in to assure c!Ranboo that no one will see them and that they'll be alright, and it's just so— adskdhafjstjsj
And- and also- and also, a few minutes later, you can hear c!Quackity in the background and he asks someone if they've seen his book, "Do Not Read" because he still has a grudge on c!Ranboo and he still wants to take them down, so he's trying to get the book back. (Because the whole reason c!Techno even has it was because he happened to pick it up when c!Quackity dropped it)
Also. When c!Techno sees c!Ranboo again later in the fight, he's kinda exasperated that they're still there but stops to ask them if they're alright again. (He also completely misses how utterly miserable c!Ranboo is when they say "same as yesterday", which I think is hilarious.)
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My hot take of the day is doomsday was the funniest thing to happen on the server by far.
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Doomsday
2 year anniversary
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obviously we've established by this point tridents were in-play for the doomsday lightning but the perfect timing of "I know who can bring me back." "Who?" "...it's Dream." [immediate lightning strike] was fkcing cool
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What's absolutely wild about Jan 6th was that my father had the capital riots live stream going, I don't remember the channel or the time of it
But it had about 500,000 live viewers.
Technoblade had 600,000 live viewers.
100,000 more people were watching minecraft YouTube roleplay then were watching the possible active collapse of at least a portion of the US government
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Have a few sneak peeks of my art from this project - the video premieres tomorrow on the anniversary of the DSMP <3
I poured a lot of love and care into the few frames I created for skater, and once it’s up I’ll be able to post my original image with my signature on it. <3
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