#dude eats dragons

[charlieswebb]

i think as a fandom we have to appreciate how fucking unhinged riz is

[ika-tko]

a humble tarnished spending time with his animal friends after doing some farming

[cairafea]

stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.

[aldoodles]

February - Assist

[eggdoodles]

POV: an alien that looks uncannily like your dad offers to teach you about your Saiyan heritage (definitely not sus)

Heavily inspired by the Odin scene in God of War: Ragnarok!!

I see a lot of Gohan & Turles interpretations as like Turles being an evil (and lonely) Saiyan and Gohan trying to find some way to outsmart him buuuuut I prefer to think of Turles as a cunning bastard that would lull Gohan into a false sense of security.

Maybe years of being repressed and told what to do by every adult figure in his life made him feel like Turles could be his route for freedom. Like, dude literally explores the galaxy and does whatever he wants.

Ofc, Gohan isn't naive enough to just get kidnapped. Turles tosses him a scouter and tells Gohan to call if he wants to talk, and Turles would secretly come to visit.

Then eventually when Picc finds out...all hell breaks loose and Gohan (panicking) willingly hops into Turles's ship and they take off.

Even then Turles doesn't tie Gohan down. He offers to send him back whenever he wants, even shows him where the emergency eject pods are. Turles knows damn well Gohan's curiosity is too great for him to make the smarter decision not to engage (like GoW Atreus)

Tldr Turles is a textbook groomer 💀

[todayisafridaynight]

the rumor mill

[carpetbug]

guys. I kinda wish adrien had been akumatized in season 5 in the short periods he wore an alliance (or ephemeral type shit where Gabriel fuckin breaks him solely to akumatize him) and had been given the essence of the miraculous of the dragon. THE MIRACULOUS OF THE DRAGON. THE MIRACULOUS OF PERFECTION. AKUMATIZED ADRIEN WITH THE MIRACULOUS OF PERFECTION. and it’s not from Maribug! if it had been the ACTUAL miraculous from the actual guardian, it ties back to her, it almost functions as a connection between them two. but when it’s only the essence it leads back to Gabriel! It’s another way his father is holding him under his thumb, pulling all the strings of his life and just having complete control over Adrien. so yeah i need dragon!akumadrien content and i need it now

[dragonsballsz]

also he doesn't strike me as the type to bother burying bodies

[vellixor]

I haven't finished the summer event yet, but ohmygod those hanging stars in the sky just screams fake sky

[arisenreborn]

NEW SIMPLE FEATURE UNLOCKED: CANNIBALISM

[atopvisenyashill]

not an f&b aegon ii fan, not a hotd aegon ii fan, but a secret third thing (a fan of the aegon ii that only exists in my mind)

[lloydfrontera]

have i already talked about alicia knowing damn well the frontera family is actually stronger and more powerful than the royal family and the only thing stopping them from being a national threat is that lloyd has zero political ambition? if i have im sorry but i need to talk about it again like imagine the frustration. like this guy who came apparently from the middle of nowhere has at his disposal what seems to be the world's most powerful knight, a fucking bone dragon that acts like a puppy around him, has made friends with elves and orcs and even dwarves, has apparently swallowed an ancient divine artifact and who keeps doing stuff that by all means should be absolutely impossible. and he just wants to chill. he doesn’t even want to work for the royal family he wants to go back to his home and live with his parents and his knight and maybe go visit his little brother sometimes. it apparently doesn’t even occur to him that he’s probably the most dangerous person on the continent and that he could probably defeat entire armies and conquer a few kingdoms if he so wanted. he just wants to relax. i would be murderous.

[prommytheus]

top ten images that fuck me up just to look at

[moe-broey]

Misread this as "dragon" and had a mortifying thought of YOU GUYS EAT DRAGONS HERE??? LIKE CORRIN??? TIKI????? GRIMA?????? But then I immediately imagined well what if they're like lizards and they can shed their tails whenever and it'll grow back. I think maybe it eould be okay to eat your friend's tail if that's the case and they told you they're okay with it, they insist, actually. Like it's just like that guy who made taco meat out of his leg and shared it with his friends. It's fine 👍 What is a dagon btw

[gobulin]

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[lyman-garfiel]

video of an animal doing what its natrually wired to do and eating prey: the caption is hating on the animal for killing anf eating the "cuter" prey. MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU WANT AN APOLOGY??? FROM THE CREATURE?? WHAT DO YOU WANT????