#dumb percy jackson

[mo-mode]

Percy seeing an old satyr that is a completely different race than his best friend and saying with his whole chest “Man, Grover got really old” is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THIS EPISODE FIGHT ME I AM RIGHT

[lilislegacy]

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

[murasaki-cha]

How I feel like when I see new pjo fans calling percabeth by the name annacy

[suremaybeiguess]

Tag yourself I’m Jason’s fursona

[feelingtheaster99]

It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

[ofswordsandpens]

percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?

jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies

[witchhazelevesque]

“Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?” but it’s Hephaestus hiding from his kids in his forges because he’s scared of awkward small talk

[im-a-literal-wreck]

Percy fell 630 feet out of the gateway arch, nearly died, dragged himself out of the river and the first thing out of his mouth is an apology to Annabeth for *gently* pushing her into a stairwell to save her life

[rosesradio]

”i’m still unsure about blonde percy lol he looks like will solace” shut tf up. annabeth saying “not you, sunshine” altered my brain chemistry on a molecular level.

[chicknbaconranchmelt]

Ethical concerns of your boyfriend also being your doctor be damned! My boys are gay!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Percy: "Hey guys...I think this quest might be harder than we thought."

Grover, Annabeth, and the rest of us:

[poppitron360]

I think that some people in the fandom forget that Leo genuinely committed suicide.

[lilislegacy]

random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often

percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time

random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!

percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad

random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!

percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom

random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you

percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad

random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?

percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though

random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*

[modawg]

it actually pisses me off a little bit that reyna made that joke abt percy not being able to find his way out of a paper bag if annabeth wasn’t there and annabeth LAUGHED

my pjo annabeth would never do that are you kidding

your saying the girl who used to hate her blonde hair bc people thought (based off her looks) that she was dumb would be ok with someone doing that to her boyfriend ??

your telling me hubris wise girl chase would date a dumb ass bitch ??

your saying to my face that everytime annabeth has seen percy be super capable and strategic through the first 5 books all got whittled down to that moment ??

nah immediately nah

if it was og annabeth she would’ve given reyna the fattest side eye bc not only is some RANDOM BITCH saying that shit abt her bf but the fact that she said that infront of him ?? NAHHHHHHHH

everyday i’m mad abt what rick did to himbo percy EVERYDAY

[sodamnbored]

Jason, jumping back aboard: So turns out the Legion wasn’t so thrilled about me teaming up with a bunch of Greeks and their warship.

Leo, going for the controls: Guess we’d better vamoose then.

Jason, anxiously: Can you hurry it up? The Legion are coming with everything they’ve got. Even the War Elephant.

Leo: You’re gonna have to hold them off while I get us mobile.

Jason, when the projectiles start flying: How am I meant to do that?!

Leo, harried: Bribe them. Blackmail them. Seduce them! - Have I taught you nothing??

[haaam-guuuurl]

i don't know what this is either