#dumbest thing i've ever drawn tbh

[nimuello]

full version of the bts bon voyage x mha crossover for ep2 ~

[4channerguy]

Fluff Nagumo (sakamoto days) x GN reader!! It could be about anything Idc as long as it’s fluff!! Include nsfw in the end if you would like too I don’t mind 🫶

✧ nagumo as your boyfriend

◜ ⟣𓂃 hey anonn :3 sorry for the hold up i've been suffering writer's block for like months and shit & i decided it’s the best for me to do like a little headcanon thing cuz like tbh i don’t think i could write a full fic tho 🫡 also the nsfw part is lacking at best because i genuinely still do not KNOW how to WRITE for NAGUMO!!! WHY OH WHY!!!! anyway i hope it caters to you. xoxo (。・∀・)ノ

warnings ✎ : nsfw content, gender neutral reader (genitalia is not mentioned only your chest and your butt KEK) obsessive behavior mayhaps? ➜ ┊ pairings: nagumo x reader

♯┆SFW .ᐟ ★

he's such a wonderful bf *sigh*

he's also quite a teaser ngl, i think he blows on your neck a lot and when you flinch and glare at him he always has a shit-eating grin.

quite overprotective of you, even if you're literally extremely muscular and can literally bodyslam someone, he cannot BEAR the sight of you getting a small scratch on your face. or you getting into a fight

he's also a drama king

"oh hey nagumo...uhh what're you doing...?"

"applying rubbing alcohol on your face duh, who did this to you?? >:("

"what're you talking about...oh."

"oh?"

"heh...um that was me. i did that. i was...ripping a candy bag open. with my teeth. and the sharp part...cut my face." *insert mlp squee sound*

"..."

he's still going to thoroughly disinfect it and check on it everyday until it's gone. what a king!

he's very handsy, so you will find his hand SOMEWHERE on your part of your body.

you get so used to it you don't even notice.

if you ever sleep together, he always has both of his arms wrapped around you and whenever you wake up in the morning, you feel a puddle of drool in your hair. like always.

when he's sitting down next to you he always has the habit of grabbing your nearest hand and massaging your phalanges. or just intertwining and detangling your fingers with his.

also has the habit of just staring at you for no reason

it's like when you accidentally hold eye contact or stare at a person while your zoning out

except for his case he does it intentionally.

quite possessive of you, in some cases it can be unhealthy. also a bit jealous. (i might go on with this in a ramble if i could)

always offers his frumpy looking jackets and hawaiian shirts for you to wear

and you do because...who tf wouldnt lol

and when you do wear them he melts a little

trace his tattoos with your fingers!!! he finds that gesture slightly intimate

also you two have a game where every year for his birthday you pick out the dumbest tattoo design and make him get it

last year it was a badly drawn dick with two circles and a long oval lol

♯┆NSFW .ᐟ ★

i think he's personally an ass/thigh man

he's always finding a way to sneakily grope them in public settings

speaking of that he probably likes public risky sex (what a freak literally)

the thought of you and him getting off in the back of some janitor's closet or something like that with the door unlocked will get him hard ngl

he also probably has a size kink

AND this might be an unpopular opinion BUT i personally think that he would want to explore pegging

but you didn't hear that from me........................

he would think about asking you about it time to time but he won't personally act on it because it's not something he wants to experience it yet

(sorry)

dick size is kind of around 5 or 6 inches when hard probably and it's not very girthy i will not lie 🙅but it hits all the right spots i guess so yass?

he likes bondage, but wants to see you tied up most of the time :3

⋆｡𖦹 °✩ 04.12.24, do not repost or translate my content :^)

[favoniuscodex]

lol yeah, new anon, this one is my third ask I've sent but i scrolled through your account for awhile and your writing is lovely, and the interactions tend to have immaculate vibes, so i figured I'd stick around lol-

but also- i just came up with the flower thing- and as with most things my head comes up with- it has spiraled- and i drove myself into brainrot as well- but also, feel free to delete this ask if you want cuz i can imagine having to respond to as many asks as you have could get easily overwhelming.

but the possibilities for this are so wonderful- (tho most of the ideas ive had are around Kaeya cuz while Diluc is soft af, Kaeya would probably be a lot more casual with it... also i realized Venti would probably know it too because y'kno- he was there)

. Kaeya just having the most insulting, passive aggressive flowers for whenever people try to hit on him at the tavern. Like someone thinking they actually have a chance with him a Kaeya just does that one coy look(he has many but- y'know) and hands the person a fucking butterfly weed and Diluc is just staring in second had embarrassment because the person doesn't even realize what it means and its just- sad to watch

. also imagine you're not yet dating Diluc so you make the mistake of going to Kaeya to ask for advise because 'hey, he knows flower stuff too' and then it'll have more meaning and stuff- but Kaeya just totally messes with it and in the end you're left with this arrangement that means just- the dumbest fucking shit . and you go to give it to Diluc and he just stares at it for a solid minute processing because 1) this is his crush 2) he's still processing the meaning 3) this has Kaeya written all over it and 4) he realizes how much thought you would have to have put into it to go this far- and he just doesn't know whether to explain to you what happened or just accept it and spare you any embarrassment or regret in the present

. OKAY BUT- my angst-loving ass can't-

. you know the "Mi muhe ye' means i love you in the language of the hilichurls" thing- there's no way it ended at that. And Venti probably can't talk outright about Khaenri'ah bc of Celestia stuff but just trying his best to apologize through his by now rusty knowledge of flowers only to receive further more (honestly probably justified) passive aggressive arrangements.

. also- can we take a moment to appreciate just how beautifully meaningful the arrangements by Crepus's grave would be.... not only because of the meanings of the flowers they placed for him, but also because there's no way these two would disturb Crepus's grave with brotherly quarrels and as a result it's one of the few, if not the only places, where they're able to communicate with each other without hostility- tho neither ever brings it up in person.

like please- there's literally so much stuff that could go down with these three possessing this knowledge and its wonderful

- Dad joke Diluc Anon

omg don’t apologize — brainrot asks are actually really easy 4 me to respond to! i don’t get a lot of them tbh and they’re my fave to interact w/ !!! also all of this is *chef’s kiss* mwah !!! amazing !!! ur brain is immaculate, nonnie ! i’m glad u wanna stick around, the blog is always open to new recurring anons haha.

additional response utc !

kaeya exchanging flowers for drinks at the tavern, but the flowers he gives out are all insults to the people annoying enough to want to try to buy his love with alcohol!

kaeya also giving you bad flower advice when you’re making a bouquet for diluc because 1. he sees it as an opportunity to mess with diluc and 2. jealousy perhaps?

if diluc gets the botched bouquet, he’d probably just plaster on his typical poker face and be like “this is great, thanks.” but then lecture kaeya about it later because you’re his crush and diluc doesn’t want kaeya messing that up by scaring you off by meddling

venti definitely knows the meaning of flowers. after all, he is the archon of a nation that pretty much has a spring holiday centered on flowers. his favorites are cecilias, but iirc he has ever native mondstadt flower somewhere on his outfit? or at least details reminiscent of them. however, if you expand past the realm of mondstadt’s flowers, he’s kind of at a loss.

kaeya doesn’t care for any of venti’s dumb apology flowers and just sends back the meanest flowers ever. even includes a little notecard with a >:( face drawn on it.

every year, diluc decides to smother his father’s grave in the most beautiful flower arrangements on the anniversary of his death. sure, he always ensures that a beautiful bouquet is there, but on the anniversary date, diluc ensures that there are even more flowers. he overlooks any flowers kaeya might have added as well, trying to ignore the subtle regret it instills within him. diluc tries his best to forget that he and kaeya were brothers, but the flowers make it hard. the flowers are a reminder that that day, they both lost their dad :(

[tundrainafrica]

Thank you for translating and correcting the most dumbest mistranslations (in history) in the manga (you're a real blessing to this fandom, thank you from the bottom of my heart 🙏🏻).

I bet there are even far more (maybe even worse) translation mistakes. I really hate the english version of snk (anime and manga), that's why I've decided not to waste my money on this shit show! What a farce!

Why are we LHs constantly being robbed of canon material, which was written and drawn by Isayama himself? I feel like no one is on our side. Not Kodansha, definitely not Wit and I'm afraid Mappa won't do us justice either and they will just continue cutting off scenes, mistranslating and misinterpreting every important LH scene. And all of that just for the sake of getting money out of the fujoshis (just look at that sickening guidebook), it's freaking disgusting.

I really thought I'll be buying everything from the snk merch including the manga, the anime, those guidebooks, spin-offs and everything else. But hell NO!

I really feel robbed and let down and I've completely lost hope we'll ever get ANY sort of recognition.

Tbh, the only one I was angry about was the 'Omaera' and 'you' issue because I honestly think most translators in the right headspace wouldn't have made that mistake and literally they're being paid to do that.

And the English translation was the only one that messed it up. correct me if I'm wrong but is it just me or is English the only language without a plural you? I was double checking all the translations, the chinese, the spanish, the japanese and they all used a plural you, the English was the only one that messed up and they had an alternative, they could have fixed the translations with 'you all' but yeah, because of that issue, there were arguments over who Levi was referring to.

Translation is a complex thing though and my translations aren't perfect. I change a lot of sentences and word usage to get an emotion or a context across. I don't translate literally usually and I go through the dojins really fast when I read them so I know I may have overlooked stuff.

And I don't think anyone's translations are perfect. I have been obsessed with books and I've read multiple translations. I even watched Trese in Tagalog, English and Japanese just to see what people were changing and what words they were using to keep context. A lot of stuff get lost in translation because sometimes the right words just don't exist in the language or the literal translations are extremely awkward. In English, there are no different you's depedning on how intimate we are with a person. We don't have strict rules of speech that would vary depending on who we're talking to.

So it's inevitable that translations will be a shit show at times, I hope they don't affect anyone's interests in the show though. Translators work really hard to churn out subs on time.

I've worked with subs before, they're a pain in the ass lmao.