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cypriathus · 2 months

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Here are my versions of Typhon/Abzu, Echidna/Tiamat, Ymir, and the Dagda!

WARNING: There are brief mentions of genitalia.

Telaphorszun/Abhejozur is fully capable of threatening serious harm and causing immense dread amongst those he comes across or witnesses him in person. He can be extremely annoying and shameful, which strangely makes him quite bold and startling. Despite his promiscuous nature, he’s very faithful, protective, and somewhat reliant on his mate, Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur. He occasionally shows his undue and excessive pride in his appearance, prowess, and personal achievements. He has a ravenous appetite, showing no fear in acting upon his violent greediness for food. Telaphorszun/Abhejozur lacks proper consideration for others that aren’t his friends and family, and he possesses a drive to acquire authoritative power. When he’s blinded by pure rage, he falls into unrestrained surrender to impulse without regard, behaving in an uncontrollable way. He’s strict, yet patient and caring towards his children, and he has fairly excellent intelligence and wisdom. His wisdom gives him a better advantage of dealing things with partial cautiousness and passionate diligence.

He’s immensely gargantuan that his head brushes against the stars, possessing the upper torso of a grotesquely muscular man made from freshwater. He has two coiled European ratsnakes in place of legs and his waist is covered in ten bull heads, ten boar heads, ten serpent heads, ten lion heads, and ten leopard heads. He possesses pointed ears, carnivorous teeth, two serpentine tongues, and eyes that flash orange fire with each heartbeat. He has four monza red eyes of wattle sclera, chateau green pupils, and vertical turquoise slits in the middle. Telaphorszun’s/Abhejozur’s four dew-covered massive wings have a gradient of elm, rock spray, and tussock. His filthy old brick hair is tied into five braids and his beard is shaped into deliberate, beautifully-organised curls in tightly-coiled pillars. He wears a rounded eastern blue cap with seven superimposed pairs of platinum ox-horns, gilt-brass armlets, and a golden shawl with fiery silver patterning on the edges and tassels.

His dark aura can generate devastating storms, and he can breath fire, vomit molten lava, and create volcanic rocks that are used to hurl at his enemies. His presence is able to strike fear in the hearts of those who witness him, causing them to flee instantly. The magnitude of his strength can easily cause Earth to tremble and he’s incredibly durable, only being harmed by lightning bolts and tridents. Telaphorszun/Abhejozur is also phenomenally agile and it allows him to dodge most projectiles, and he possesses nearly absolute reflexes, senses, speed, and stamina. He can manipulate avalanches, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hydrological disasters, meteorological disasters, wildfires, violent thunderstorms, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, and floods. He can spew large amounts of venom that can instantly poison two seas, quickly regenerate wounds, and shapeshift into madness-inducing forms. He’s able to use his wings to fly and his vocal chords to produce the sounds of any wild and domesticated animal. Telaphorszun/Abhejozur has the ability to create lakes, springs, rivers, wells, and other sources of freshwater by manipulating the primordial void.

FAMILY:

Unnamed chthonic and storm god or “Tartarus” (father)

Unnamed earth goddess or “Gaia” (mother)

Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur (wife)

Unnamed lion-dragon demon or “Ušumgallu” (child)

Unnamed horned snake with two forelegs and wings or “Bašmu” (child)

Unnamed lion-headed storm demon with bird feet or “Ugallu” (son)

Unnamed human-headed dog or “Uridimmu” (son)

Unnamed half-human half-scorpion or “Girtablullû” (son)

Unnamed half-human half-bull or “Kusarikku” (son)

Unnamed nine-headed swamp dragon or “Hydra” (daughter)

Unnamed dragon that guards golden sheep or “Colchian Dragon” (child)

Unnamed hundred-headed dragon that guards golden apples or “Ladon” (child)

Unnamed fire-breathing she-monster or “Chimera” (daughter)

Unnamed malevolent riddle-asker or “Sphinx” (daughter)

Unnamed three-headed giant that owns flesh-eating cattle or “Geryon” (son)

Unnamed monstrous female pig or “Crommyonian Sow” (daughter)

Unnamed giant lion with skin that’s impervious to any weapon or “Nemean Lion” (son)

Unnamed liver-devouring eagle or “Caucasian Eagle” (son)

Kerabhonius (adoptive daughter)

Oyrthalenius (adoptive son)

ALIASES/NICKNAMES:

Typhon

Abzu

The Cries of All Wild Beasts

Hurler of Kindled Rocks

Serpent of the Deep

FUN FACTS/EXTRA INFORMATION:

His closest friend is Ymejahor (or Asgelomur)

He deeply hates Odersvani for killing Ymejahor and Ziesowa for being brutally forced out of his mountainous territory where Mount Olympus is.

He absolutely hates humanity and most members of The Phaethon.

As an Æylphitus, his name means “cyclone, hurricane or smoking one”. In regards to his second name, Abhejozur means “deep water”.

Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur is cunning with fierce manipulative tactics and a strong sense of prideful independence. She’s capable of showing fury and malignity in her actions, treating those who disrespect or annoy her and her brethren with savage cruelty. She prefers to viciously harm vile men and masculine entities as she views them as being inferior to their female counterparts. However, she possesses more tranquil, compassionate, and generous tendencies compared to her mate, Telaphorszun/Abhejozur. She has a fairly intense bloodlust and a desire for revenge against those who wronged virgin and pregnant women. She possesses a twisted enjoyment in seducing foolish and impressionable mortals, indulging in her unyielding libido. She experiences palpable mood swings from joyous and energetic to miserable and agitated, which somewhat makes her unpredictable and disorderly wild. Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur occasionally behaves in a noisy and rude manner during public meetings and parties, but it depends on her current mood and appetite.

Her beautiful mesomorphic body with a lack of breasts, four arms, and a rounded belly is covered in a thin layer of fetid feijoa slime. She has swamp green skin and a gumbo cow udder with greyish speckles and faint purple veins. She has glancing hibiscus eyes with emerald pupils and tacha sclera, a forked tongue, four pointed ears, black claws, and fair rosy cheeks. The upper row of yellowed omnivorous teeth has long fleshy fangs where her canines should be, which indicates that she has a venom sac. Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur possesses a thick, long mass of curly como hair with maroon flush sheen, and her human torso is protruding from a sea dragon. The sea dragon has the blue-green-white colouration of a Lake Kutubu rainbowfish and four shimmering avian luxor gold wings. Their forelegs and hind legs end in the talons of an eagle and their elongated, feathered necks match the hue of the wings. It also possesses ten snarling lioness heads with flesh-devouring, bone-crushing teeth, glowing purplish-red eyes, and upwards-pointed canine ears.

She has manipulative control over sea-scum, salt-marshes, and the corruptions of the earth in the form of rot, slime, polluted waters, illness, and disease. Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur is able to quickly conceive and give birth to a spawn of terrible monsters in less than nine months. She can produce a venom that has the power to induce madness, change her size, and use freshwater to create Oceanids and Naiads. She’s practically immortal and ageless, but giants and heifer blood could cause her a sufficient amount of bodily harm. She possesses total authority over all monstrous dragons and snakes, and the ability to quickly regenerate any inflicted wounds. By utilising her massive bird wings, she’s able to fly and deflect magical melee and ranged attacks. She can inflict mortals with any curse imaginable and create rifts in reality to travel across the multiverse. Her aura can distort and warp the weather, crush mountains, and boil seas, and her physical strength, agility, speed, reflexes, senses, and stamina are as good as her mate’s. Ækhodzinus/Tiamosjur is capable of unleashing chaos during times of upheaval and generating air, electricity, and water.

FAMILY:

Unnamed dangerous sea god or “Phorcys” (father)

Unnamed sea monster goddess or “Keto” (mother)

Telaphorszun/Abhejozur (husband)

Unnamed lion-dragon demon or “Ušumgallu” (child)

Unnamed horned snake with two forelegs and wings or “Bašmu” (child)

Unnamed lion-headed storm demon with bird feet or “Ugallu” (son)

Unnamed human-headed dog or “Uridimmu” (son)

Unnamed half-human half-scorpion or “Girtablullû” (son)

Unnamed half-human half-bull or “Kusarikku” (son)

Unnamed nine-headed swamp dragon or “Hydra” (daughter)

Unnamed dragon that guards golden sheep or “Colchian Dragon” (child)

Unnamed hundred-headed dragon that guards golden apples or “Ladon” (child)

Unnamed fire-breathing she-monster or “Chimera” (daughter)

Unnamed malevolent riddle-asker or “Sphinx” (daughter)

Unnamed three-headed giant that owns flesh-eating cattle or “Geryon” (son)

Unnamed monstrous female pig or “Crommyonian Sow” (daughter)

Unnamed giant lion with skin that’s impervious to any weapon or “Nemean Lion” (son)

Unnamed liver-devouring eagle or “Caucasian Eagle” (son)

Kerabhonius (adoptive daughter)

Oyrthalenius (adoptive son)

ALIASES/NICKNAMES:

Echidna

Tiamat

The Serpent Womb

The Glistening One

Eel of the Stormy Pit

FUN FACTS/EXTRA INFORMATION:

Her husband often runs to her when he has been emotionally insulted or physically hurt.

Unlike her husband, she frankly doesn’t care much about her own children, but she does have a soft spot for Kerabhonius and Oyrthalenius.

As an Æylphitus, her name means “poisonous viper”. In regards to her second name, Tiamosjur means “sea”.

Ymejahor, born as Asgelomur, is motivated by purely animalistic instincts and is ruthlessly determined to get what they desire, uncaring to the plight of others. Due to being primarily moved by instinct, they often come off as disorderly wild and uncontrollable. They’re extremely cruel and violent towards a small portion of Æylphitus and all non-Æylphitus, finding sexual gratification in witnessing their torture, misery, and humiliation. They only act friendly, compassionate, and respectful towards their friends and family as they value their companionship.

They’re a hermaphroditic entity with a height slightly greater than Earth and a disturbingly mesomorphic body type that has a chiselled musculature and well-endowed breasts. They also have a partially rounded belly, a grotesque and spiky penis, and prominent thighs. Their porcelain skin has a hint of Columbia blue and jungle green with protruding red-violet veins on their neck, biceps, triceps, belly, and upper legs. They have icy blue ram horns and long straight, yet messy ghost white hair with streaks of platinum. They possess bloodshot heterochromia eyes, the right is a yellow-orange and the left is lavender with a sky blue pupil. Their crooked omnivorous teeth can crush bone and tree trunks, and their back is covered in snow-topped moss. They have razor-sharp claws and talons of unbreakable ice, a Fjäll cow tail, an aurochs skull necklace, and a loincloth of reindeer fur.

They have incalculable physical and mental condition and the ability to generate ice, snow, poisonous gases, hot embers, and dark voids. They can manipulate air, earth, fire, and water, change their size, and shapeshift into aurochsen, reindeers, giants, humans, and Ufrajozlens. They have a chilling cold aura that can easily create hail storms and blizzards, and freeze living creatures who get close to them. They’re entirely insusceptible to cold and warmer climates, and capable of creating giants from their armpits and lower legs. Due to their insatiable hunger, they can easily consume every known indigestible and digestible substance.

FAMILY:

Unnamed primeval cow or “Auðumbla” (mother)

“Þrúðgelmir” (son)

“Bergelmir” (grandson)

Ysbedulona (descendent)

Oylwaphen (descendent)

Vafjethudnir (descendent)

Jurnesoxa (descendent)

Skojamur (descendent)

Mugnazori (descendent)

Orgezlusa (descendent)

Skudezorvija (descendent)

Ängrebodius (descendent)

Farneboluti (descendent)

Lokjafeni (descendent)

Narfezomuti (descendent)

Valeszowuji (descendent)

Slepzhamonir (descendent)

Huljatemo (descendent)

Fenjuzori (descendent)

Hameluti L’Hrodvatenius (descendent)

Skojazlen (descendent)

Jormeghandius (descendent)

Forszaleti (descendent)

Modjazeri (descendent)

Orsvezhan (descendent)

Unnamed female giant descendent

Galehoziut Farkletombius (descendent)

Galechornius (descendent)

Bolaphurine (descendent)

Hrosapjelf (descendent)

D’Grufhelona (descendent)

Billions of other descendents

ALIASES/NICKNAMES:

Ymir

Aurgelmir

Brimir

Bláinn

Silent Progenitor

Sound of Clay

The Frost Giant

The Gravelly Scream

FUN FACTS/EXTRA INFORMATION:

They’re described as the first living creature who was the ancestor of all giants, being born from a yeasty venom that dripped from an icy river.

Their flesh formed the earth of Pangaea, their blood purified into bodies of water, their bones became the mountains, their hair created the trees, their helped to shape the clouds, their skull was used as sturdy protection for the sky, and their eyebrows were transformed into leylines as well as mortal and spiritual boundaries. Their jaw and teeth were broken down into rocks and pebbles, their right eye became the Sun, and their left eye was changed into Earth’s moon.

It’s commonly believed by many that their flesh and blood aided in the creation of the dwarves.

As an Æylphitus, their name means “to whine, hermaphrodite or twin”. In regards to their second name, Asgelomur means “shouting clay, sand-bellower or gravel-roarer”.

Dagtezobius is slovenly lecherous and oafish, being a result of his fun-loving, mischievous, and combat-oriented attitude. As a result of his strong fatherly instincts, he’s often gentle, friendly, and compassionate to those he views as family and friends. He only flies into a fit of rage when they have been hurt or wrongly abused, annihilating the perpetrator that’s responsible for their anguish. Whenever he feels threatened or frustrated, he comes off as strangely serious and fearsome. He’s fairly versatile, allowing him to utilise a variety of personal skills and adjust to new conditions. He places genuine value on humility, honesty, faithfulness, independence, and wisdom, which he strictly applies to his life choices and relationships. Dagtezobius seems to be full of clever humour and skilled at gaining an advantage through deceit, having a very good understanding of situations and possibilities. He’s eager to help in a beneficial and advantageous way, and noticeably adventurous, willing to take risks and try new methods.

He’s as tall as the largest mountain, possessing a trapezoidal endomorphic body with robust limbs, chiselled pecs, broad shoulders, a prominent belly, a well-endowed penis, four arms, and Irish elk antlers. His shoulder-length, curly hair and long, unruly beard are a shimmering maroon oak with streaks of old brick. He even has thick, bushy eyebrows and curly pecto-sterno-infraclavicular and sagittal hair of the same hue. He has heterochromia eyes, the right is sky blue and the left is jade, and a fair complexion with reddish-brown freckles on his face, neck, and hands. He wears a woollen saffron-yellow cloak, an ill-fitting linen copper rust tunic, and Connemara pony fur boots. He dons a knee-length pleated goblin green kilt with black, white, hippie blue, and gold stripes. In order to hold Dagtezobius’ kilt in place, he has a cow leather belt with a golden buckle, a red fox tail, and a lucky rabbit’s foot. He carries a shepherd's crook named Lorg Mór, a mace of dual nature named Lorg Anfaid, and a richly ornamented harp of oak named Uaithne. Uaithne could place the seasons in proper order and even command the wills and emotions of sentient beings. The head of Lorg Anfaid can slay nine men in a single swing, while its handle could revive the slain through physical touch. He also has a bottomless cauldron that’s tied to his back named Coire Ansic, which produces a bountiful feast, never runs empty, and acts as a portal to other dimensions.

He manipulates size, fertility, agriculture, manliness, druidry, wisdom, war treaties, traditional music, life, death, the weather, crops, time, and the four seasons. As a result of his absolute charisma, he has the ability to command the respect and admiration from both Æylphitus and mortals alike. He possesses omnicompetence, absolute strength, and total knowledge of the earth and fire. Dagtezobius has a perfected mastery over agriculture, meteorology, alchemy, astrology, conjuration, divination, herbalism, necromancy, music, and the art of war. He can prevent the sun from setting by holding it in place for nine months and summon a drift of pigs and a herd of cows.

FAMILY:

Unnamed goddess of motherhood and agricultural prosperity or “Danu” (mother)

Kaleszochi Moraghuine (ex-wife)

Ayngezobius (son)

Brigedonus (daughter)

ALIASES/NICKNAMES:

The Dagda

Fatherly Horseman

Striking Creator

Horned Man

The Fiery One

The Fertile One

Man of the Peak

Mighty Lord of Great Knowledge

FUN FACTS/EXTRA INFORMATION:

His domain is an infinite series of Neolithic mounds, having an orchard that bore perennial sweet fruit and being aligned with the rising sun during winter solstice.

He has two pigs, one of which was always growing whilst the other was always roasting.

He also has a black-maned heifer that causes all cattle to graze by calling for its calf.

As an Æylphitus, his name means “good god”.

His sacred animal is a pig

A cauldron, mace, and harp are his sacred symbols.

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