#eat a cigarette butt

[baalzebufo]

tfw the existential nightmare clone of yourself wont leave you alone so you just end up hiring him to work at your pizzeria

[silverview]

[worldsewage]

....was it a lit cigarette???

no I was sucking that thang raw

[transgenderboobs]

aximili esgarrouth isthill would do absolute Numbers on this website fr

[ballroomnotoriety]

started reading our share of night and it is. hmm. trashy. did section 1 today and it had a similar flavor as nosleep creepypasta, which is completely fine but not exactly the more refined vibe the reviews gave off. it's like the difference between a skillfully done body squick scene that makes you want to crawl out of your skin in a horror movie vs a schlocky gore fest that paints the walls red. i think we are trying to achieve grrm level of Fucked Up and overreaching, which is a shame bc some of the things mentioned offhandedly (Argentinian revolution) are significantly more disturbing than satanic panic daydreams. also i think this translator did a clunky job unless the author also ate a thesaurus.

i will of course be finishing it unless it bores me (it's trying really hard to bore me).

[deansdaddydickmatization]

smokernatural au where john used to smoke occasionally before but starts smoking his pack a day after mary's death. dean tries to steal his dad's cigarettes since he's ten but every time he does it he feels so guilty he swears he'll never do it again until he's fifteen and john asks him how come he hasn't taken up smoking yet. sam doesn't smoke but when he's at stanford and feeling so homesick his heart might burst he goes out and buys a pack of that same brand just to take the edge off. dean fills up the car with cigarette butts while they're on the road searching for john

[the-ipre]

i love being insane about my dnd campaign. i love my players also being insane about the campaign. i love how it was a semester long camapgin and a month after it ended we are still thinking about it and writing fic and making jokes and doing art. i love that one player got tattoos in reference to it and i plan on it too. i love putting so much love into something and having it be mirrored back and i love sharing the act of creation. i love telling the story you want to see and telling it with people who are just as invested.

[909th]

john waters’ tour of his baltimore apartment - 1986 might be the best piece of footage ever recorded

[snekdood]

I do think its pretty strange how MUCH people emphasize not putting your cats outside bc it hurts the environment vs... the myriad of other things you could *also* stop doing to hurt the environment. Really hard not to feel like the reason why is "uwu cats are babbies and need to be sheltered protected forever" like can you just say you have a bias for a certain animal and move on instead of pretending you give a deep shit abt the environment. Obviously i dont think cats should be outdoors either but the PASSION with which yall deliver a speech about it and then never talk about what ppl could stop doing to help the environment elsewhere leads me to believe its... Not really about the environment.... Lmao...

[radioves]

FAHLOWH ME BACK wink wink hint hint. was my wink hint too obvious

no lol

[pig-wings]

I found some birds today

YES!!!! They're so cute!

[aplpaca]

Do you have any cool bird facts

female raptors (eagles, hawks, falcons, etc) are larger than male raptors in pretty much all species. this happens even in groups not closely related to each other (ex: hawks and falcons), so its beneficial enough in their niche that its evolved independently a few times, though its unsure exactly what that benefit is atm (bc unlike males being larger in a lot of mammals, female raptors dont make a habit of fighting each other or using size to attract mates as far as we know). ex: heres a male and female Cooper's Hawk

somewhat mentioned above but falcons are more closely related to parrots than they are to hawks

Gray Catbirds and American Robins have been witnessed raising young in the same nest at the same time. In one instance (reported by Mulvihill and Murray), they were recorded caring for the young of both species in the nest, and when the Catbird young fledged, the adult Catbirds continued to provide food for the not-yet-fledged Robins. heres a pic of the nest from the report

the worlds oldest known bird as of 2024 is a wild Laysan Albatross named Wisdom who's 72-73 years old (at minimum, we dont actually know her birth date, just that she was at least 5 years old when she was banded in the 50s) and still raising chicks. here's her with one of her chicks

also Albatrosses have wingspans of up to 3.5m/11.5ft and have been recorded flying 49,700 miles without touching land (they do land in the water to eat tho)

this is from personal experience but if you walk around in a north american grassland for long enough, you Will get jumpscared by a Mourning Dove bc they make their nests on the ground in the grass and like to hang out on the ground in the grass and they also like to wait until youre right overtop of them to freak out and fly away from you

Bald Eagles don't get their fully white heads and tails until theyre about 5 years old

A lot of birds have been observed incorporating cigarette butts into their nests, and a study in Mexico on House Finches found that this actually results in drastic decreases in parasites affecting young compared to nests without them

Cedar Waxwings (and Waxwings in general) just look so smooth. they look like someone airbrushed them. look at this shit

in Jacanas, females lay eggs in multiple males' nests, and then the males raise the young by themself. Also they carry their babies under their wings like this

Horned Guan. Theyre endangered and live in a small area of central america. both the males and females have the little horn fez, the males just have taller ones

[twistedwhitesnow]

[thingsifindonthegroundsometimes]

emergency dart: DEPLOYED

[jmjerror]

been having WEIRD DREAMS lately