#eating scones

[jaehwany]

when you’re just trying to enjoy your scone but your bf needs to take a pic for the gram first

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

Do you have any food preference HCs? Like I think Craig would be a very picky eater, wouldn't like much seasoning, etc. Kraft mac n' cheese, chicken nuggets, and pb&j sandwiches are his best friend. Was curious if you have any ideas like that about him or the other characters bc I've been loving reading your HCs so far :)

hmm,,, i have a coffee preference post here regarding stan and kyle, but here are some other hcs i have (:

Kenny:

he has a very diverse pallet. he likes just about any food you give him unless its like, boiled unseasoned potatoes, but he'll still eat it. not particularly picky, but he does have preference for spicier foods or anything with loud and/or complex flavor profiles. he loves flavor bombs!

Cartman:

sweets and savory all the way. hes a southern comfort food enjoyer and a fructose fiend. everything from fried chicken, shepards pie, and ham to ice cream, and blackberry cobbler is on his wishlist. hes mildly picky in that hes not a fan of middle eastern or mediterranean food or things that are "out of his comfort zone." but he's still a big spice eater and loves mexican food in particular.

Kyle:

he was raised to not be picky because it's considered rude, but he's pretty picky in nature so he just learned to get around it. has some sensory issues regarding some cooking styles of vegetables and texture stuff. cant do cooked celery or onion because of the texture unless its finely minced, pureed, or powdered. not a fan of fish because he ate so much of it growing up, and because his mom would make these salmon patties that had would have bones in them so now any time he eats salmon or any fish he feels the need to vomit. (these are real btw. my family and many others made them. they had bones that you were supposed to just eat because they were crunchy enough to do so. nightmarish food istg.)

he also goes kosher in middle school when he connects more with his faith so... no more denny's bacon specials lmao.

Stan:

definitely more picky then the other four when it comes to flavor. doesn't like spicy foods and hates the texture of onions so he has to use minced, pureed, or powdered in recipes. he has the cilantro gene which makes visits to kyle's family for dinner pretty embarrassing. he doesn't like to make a big deal about it but he HAS to tell ms broflovski because if something even has a whiff of cilantro the entire meal tastes like soap and stink bug chemicals. sheila is very understanding of this and doesn't mind too much because the flavor of cilantro can be easily replicated with other herbs/spices. also has a huge vendetta against celery. it does NOT just "taste green" kyle, it's WEIRD and SHARP and the cooked texture is GROSS! hates steamed broccoli but tries to get over that in high school by eating it in frozen meals to get accustomed to it. not a big fan of things that are too sweet. sweets are best when they're just sweet enough to be yummy but not overpowering or super rich. the only "rich" sweet he likes is chocolate torte, and ONLY with black coffee to balance it out and it HAS to be in small alternating bites: like bite of torte, sip of coffee, bite of torte, sip of coffee, and so on.

Craig:

very restricted diet that sticks mostly to bland safe foods. every day for lunch he eats one of those uncrustable pb&js or honey and peanut butter. surprisingly a lot of his safe foods are vegetables of some sort because he ate them a lot as a little kid so hes accustomed to them and they feel "fresher" than other foods that can be overstimulating. they cant be cooked though, only raw. so he loves those veggie platters. broccoli is crossing the line a bit for him though because of the odd texture, so that's iffy for him. carrot sticks, celery, and ice berg lettuce are great though. some other non-veggie safe foods are white meat chicken or turkey, and instant mashed potatoes. he cant do normal mashed potatoes because they taste almost... smotheringly starchy?? the same with baked potatoes. but instant Idahoan brand instant mashed potatoes are lighter and smoother with a different taste. he can do cooked green beans as long as they still taste green and weren't cooked in a broth/grease of any sort, but he cant do peas because they're too mushy and weird.

[girl-archie]

this means so much to me. the crumbs. the long pause. the fact that distinction is misspelled on the board. <3

[hearditinapastlife2019]

everyone look at the tulips i got for free today

[cherry-alive]

Possibly my favorite food in the world is scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam. It's just the most perfect, delicious food ever. I've only had it a few times, always at fancy tea shops in the city. It is basically impossibly to find clotted cream in stores in America, importing it is incredibly expensive, and making it yourself is a 12+ hour process that has always intimidated me.

But today I went to the fancy grocery store in town. A while back they expanded, and now sell many more products than they used to. And I found clotted cream there!!!!! I was shocked, I figured finding it in an American store would never happen, especially in a small town like mine. I'm so incredibly excited. Sometime very soon I'm going to make some scones and then have them with cream and jam!!!

[cruella-devegan]

해밀 (Haemil) / Seoul, South Korea

Mystery cheesy tomato bread (that is so delicious!) with a lemon scone and a soy latte 🍰

This little cafe is super cute and if you get lucky, the owner will give you another little sweet treat!

[dandelioncasey]

Good thing my family doesn't play FL, this would cause divisions in my house!

[klkirbles]

accidentally fixed my sleep schedule by my depression nap turning into a deep sleep. so maybe actually seeing the sunlight in a couple hours will make me feel less like shit

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: January 28

"The Fair Flower of Northumberland" by Alasdair Roberts, Amble Skuse, and David McGuinness

[wittywallflower]

highly recommend making some canned biscuits on a weekend morning

simple but delicious. Spread them with jam, or make an egg sandwich with em, or just eat them soft warm and fluffy right out of the oven.

all the joy of a special pastry treat but easier cheaper and fewer calories (probably)

[asexualbookbird]

sometimes breakfast is an obscene amount of pistachios and a silly little latte and thats okay

[carriedhatchet]

Living somewhere you aren't homeless or being abused is crazy because it turns out I actually enjoy being alive so much

[ojacksonscohen]

so i made a dozen blueberry muffins and a wild berry pie and i STILL have blueberries left over from picking!!!!! i also made two dozen cookies but that’s besides the point

[halogalopaghost]

I really want tea but I do not want to get up to make it. Every time I get up today I'm nauseas and get an instaheadache, I just wanna sleep honestly

[miamicommune]

had a scone from a bakery with butter n some rly good jam recently and have yet 2 recover