#eddieb

[team-death-bagels]

Found this while perusing Spotify AND OH MY GOD THAT CAPTION. EddieB who hurt you (I’m listening to this playlist rn I really hope you have tumblr)

[indiemcn]

@8legged-polaroid​

78 from here

Spiderman’s tight little outfit was in tatters all over the floor, the boy’s bare body bounced in front of him as Eddie kept a hard grip on the other’s neck. He was eighteen, maybe a bit older, but Eddie easily had a decade on him. Venom groaned in the back of his mind, the symbiote riding out the same stream of pleasure as Eddie pumped his hips up and down into the other’s tight hole. He recognized him out of costume, Peter Parker, a photographer at the Bugle, he wondered how many others had buried themselves in the boy like Eddie got to now, or if he was the first to see him out of the red and blue. “You're such a good boy Parker,” Eddie praised, “ride daddy’s cock for him.” 

[random-imagines-blog]

Imagine Eddie not being able to believe someone as beautiful as you would want to be seen with him.

You sat across from Eddie in the booth. You were right on time, just as always. Perfectly punctual. Actually, perfect in every way. You were just wearing your work clothes, but you might as well have been wearing something made for the red carpet with how amazing it made you look. He never understand how you could do that. Make everything look so effortless, while he was - well, he was just himself.

“Hey, did you order yet?” You asked, taking off your jacket and folded it up nearly beside you.

“Not yet,” He said, just as the waitress came around with two menus. Though he had been looking over his shoulder, expecting people to be hunting him and coming around the corner any minute now, he was now looking at you and nothing could take his attention away. “Are you sure you want to be here?”

“This is our favorite place, of course I want to be here,” You said, rolling your eyes as if he had been joking. But he wasn’t laughing. “What’s going on, Eddie?”

“Do you want to be here with me?” He asked, each word feeling painful as it escaped.

“More than anything in the world. Now don’t be insecure like that, you know that I love you.” You reached out and put your hand on top of his hand, not bothering to look at the menu. You’d both order the same  things you’ve been ordering for years, because this place was as much a staple as you were in each others lives.

“Okay.” He said with a nod. He made up his mind now. He was going to tell you about Venom. Tonight.

[riphightower]

Corn Beef Soup! Recipe by me! I boiled up the corn beef the traditional way and added in sweet baby carrots, cabbage, leeks (whites only), and celery. I made lil one inch cubes of potatoes and soaked them in water. I then fried them till they were a lil crispy and added them to the soup after they dried. Seasoned with a nice whole grain mustard (wierd I know-but delicious), salt + pepper. I took the corn beef out of the pot and sliced it on our deli slicer into nice thin-ish slices. I rubbed all the slices with whole grain mustard and grilled them to order till the fat started to break down and it got some color. Served it with hot sauce on the side and green onion garnish. This is the first recipe I'm posting i hope y'all like it. If you want specifics just let me know.

[sadnessunderthebridge]

There's juat a certain rush to reading smut in public.

[bikeroar]

Happy #7ElevenDay Day!

A small group of amateur cyclists were turned into one of the greatest cycling teams the sport has known! Check out this treasure of a video of the team from 1986.

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[kneipho]

Anilag Festival 2018 Street Dance Champion Cavinti, Laguna

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YouTube Source Channel: eddiebe sarim

Run-Time: 7 min 8 sec

[rosexwilson]

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When Rose finally got back to her apartment, she was surprised to see that it was already inhabited—of course, in the package she had left for her friends, she had left keys to her place, but she hadn’t expected it to be overrun with Titans bullshit. Rose lifted the edge of a piece of paper from the table gingerly, as if it might bit her. Really, she was just pissed to have to come back to any mess at all—while normal Rose was used to a little bit of clutter, this version of her was meticulous to a fault. She couldn’t just let mess or clutter just sit, not when she had so many plates spinning just to keep her life running and to keep from getting caught. “Whoever’s in here: I’m not armed, but I’m fucking pissed. Don’t be stupid.”

[comiiical]

@flexhub

As most nights, it was slow. Eddie was hard to follow a simple impulse when it was not rewarded, and even then, sometimes, he still struggled. She understood though, she got behind those kind of emotions better than anyone. But she had promised, and she had promised to love him till she just didn't. And she did. She loved him a lot. What a nightmare, ain't it?

May walked back into the bedroom wearing a simple beig dress, her belly showing on the sides, her waist covered entirely by the fall of the skirt and her chest highlighted by a perfectly wrapping fabric, even if she didn't need it. Finding him dropping down on the bed after a night off at a business dinner. One of her legs settled on the bed's end, her leggins slowly removed one by one giving him a proper angle of of her lower body, then she rose her hair and dropped the zipper behind her back, letting the dress tube drop down to her feet, revealing to him a familiar body, and the usual lack of undergarments.

"I'm going to take a bath." She added turning around, "if you can gather any strength, you can be my soft surface to lay on. Otherwise, I'd use it all for myself." She added, as fingertips twisted with a scarlet shine lifting the dress and leggins up to the racket for a later wash.

[connorxhawke]

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Connor and Eddie had never been all that close, but now that his friends were more or less ending up crazy or arrested or just disappearing altogether, he was holding onto the few acquaintances he had in the city to keep himself afloat. He snapped off a piece of chocolate and started nibbling on the end as they sat too high up for NOVA agents to notice them, but low enough that they could see if anyone needed their help on the ground. “I’m a little nervous about this now,” Connor admitted hesitantly. “I did not like jail.” 

[xharveydent]

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Harvey took a deep breath and let it out slowly as he stood in front of the NOVA agents. “Come on, fellas, you all know who I am,” he said, rubbing his hands together to mask the light sheen of sweat on his palms. Even with his expert manipulation and status, he found it hard to negotiate with the psychopaths they had hired at NOVA. It seemed like they only ended up with the worst of the worst there, and even for someone like Harvey, it was a lot. “I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to come after me, with my clearance to be out after curfew.” He paused. “And this young man is with me. Keep moving, please. There are other streets on your patrol, I’m sure.”

[bonniebird]

Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

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Eddie nodded his head as he hummed a tune under his breath and drummed his fingers on his legs. He was cutting through the woods and through the cemetery to avoid walking all the way up across Denfield road and up Cornwallis. 

His detour took him up Cherry road and past where you worked. You’d stayed the night at Eddie’s and he had woken up to find you gone with a note pinned to his jacket with one of his badges that said ‘forgot I had a shift.’ Smiling as he passed by he spotted you at the back with a pricing gun. You were wearing your brown work vest with the words ‘I’m (Y/N), ask me how I can help’ pinned to your front on a large badge. He watched you expressionlessly stabbing the pricing gun at items on the shelf in front of you while sitting on a display behind you. Your boss was upfront talking with someone. 

Eddie crossed over the road, running a little as he did. Waving at you, he realised he couldn’t get your attention so he rapped on the glass window. His rings made a hard sound that caught your attention. When you saw him grinning brightly at you, you smiled. He pouted and mimed a tear rolling down his cheek and gestured at the shelf you’d been pricing. Shrugging you sighed and leaned against the glass. Chuckling and headed inside. The bell chimed over the door and your boss looked over at Eddie, eyeing him suspiciously. Eddie gave him a friendly smile and went over to look at the first shelf he came too. He inspected some of the packets of nails, wire and screws and then slowly made his way to the back. You had your back to him. Round from where he’d first seen you there was a blind spot. You couldn’t see it from any other point in the shop which meant that Eddieb was free to sneak up on you. His arms slid around you and he felt you jump a little.

“You’re a fucking thief. You know that?” Eddie muttered as he kissed your neck and leaned his chin on your shoulder.

“What? No I’m not!” You insisted as he swayed the both of you.

“Yeah. You are. Unless that’s someone else's Hellfire shirt you’re wearing.” Eddie grinned when you sighed.

“Oh. Well I overslept and didn’t have time to go home and change.” You muttered as you grabbed an item off the self and stuck a pricing sticker on.

“So you just took my shit instead. You know that’s my only clean shirt?” He mumbled, leaning his weight into you.

“Yeah. I know that’s why I wore it.” You answered. He scoffed and shook his head, his hands running under your shirt as he kissed your neck. He paused as he palmed your breasts and squeezed, pulling away to stare at you with an open mouth. You could actually see the cogs of his brain processing the fact that you were in his shirt, at work with no underwear on. He bounced on the balls of his feet for a moment and then invaded your personal space again. 

“So you’re not wearing anything other than my shirt?” He asked quietly. He was grinning and his eyes sparkled at the thought. 

“I told you I couldn’t go home and get changed.” You muttered. He giggled and little and ran his knuckle over his lip.

“But you had underwear on last night. I remember ripping it off. Oh.” He added the oh as you raised your eyebrows and gave him a pointed look. “My bad.” 

“Are you going to behave yourself?” You asked Eddie dubiously. Eddie had perched himself on the edge of one of the displays and was jiggling one leg up and down as he looked at you with a grin. 

“Yes.” He said in a tone of voice of someone who was not even going to attempt to avoid the invasive thoughts in their head. You felt his fingers curiously pull at your jeans and he grinned at you as you swatted his hands away. “Not a stitch of underwear on you and you’re stuck here all day.” Eddie said quietly so no one else in the small store could hear, shaking his head and tutting as if he disapproved. Before you could say anything your boss popped his head round the end of the aisle. Eddie quickly became very engrossed in comparing two brands of cheap lightbulbs as you went back to pricing things. He glared at Eddie before turning to the door as the bell over it chimed. You smiled and glanced at Eddie who chuckled.

“What does he think I’m doing back here?” Eddie murmured. He leaned in and kissed your neck, his fingers pulling at the waistband of your jeans as his fingertips walked over your abdomen.

“Why would he think you’re doing anything untoward back here Eddie?” You asked. Eddie’s eyes flicked up to your face as if he hadn’t realised you were talking to him. He had been too engrossed in watching you let his fingers crawl lower and lower into your jeans. 

“I don’t know. I’m not as bad as I look.” He joked. He smiled at you as you laughed lightly and leaned your forehead against his. The smile dropped from his face when you firmly grasped his hand, leading his fingers to slide between your slick folds. “You know when you pull stuff like this people think I’m corrupting you.” Eddie said as he leaned in closer so you could move his hand and grind your clit against the heel of his palm. Moving his fingers he stroked at your entrance, teasing you as your eyes fell shut a little and you sighed.

“Well I think we have some of those back here.” Your boss said. Eddie’s hand vanished from your grip and he quickly stepped away from you. He crossed his arms and frowned at a shelf, shaking his head.

“I think I’ll just go to the dollar store.” He muttered. Eddie winked as he passed you and hurried off. Your mood was already foul before Eddie had arrived but now you were horny and wet with four more hours to go before you could leave. 

“(Y/N) when you’re done do you think you could take the empty boxes out the back?” Your manager asked. You nodded and finished pricing. Dragging the large boxes out to the trash at the back of the store you started stamping on them so you could fit them in the bin easier. You heard Eddie’s distinct whistle and whipped round to where you thought it had come from. He jumped back and chuckled when you glared at him and gave you a smile.

“What’d the box do to you?” He called. He was out the back of a music store that was tucked away behind several shops around the corner. It’s back carpark backed onto the carpark of the hardware store where you worked and the only thing separating you was a tall chain link fence. He had an almost finished joint between his fingers and you could hear familiar voices of Gareth and Jeff inside the store accompanied by music.

“They annoyed me.” You answered and grabbed at the next box.

“Is somebody grumpy because I turned you on and left?” Eddie asked. He took a drag from the joint, finishing it. He inhaled the smoke for a moment before letting it escape through his nose and flicking the butt away into a small grassy patch next to a parked car. “You should have just played hooky.” 

“Well I didn’t think of that until I got here.” You grumbled. Eddie laughed and started climbing over the fence, dropping down on the other side with a loud thud, stumbling a little before scrambling to his feet and hurrying over. “Need me to make you feel better?” He teased. Eddie reached you, grabbing your sides and lifting you a little off the floor until your back hit the wall. Without missing a beat he pulled at the button of your jeans, unpopping it and pulling them down to your knees. His eyes glazed with lust as he licked his lips and gazed down at your core like it was a fine piece of art. Gently his fingers stroked over your core, searching for your clit to press light circles over the bundle of nerves. You relaxed back against the wall, hips rutting against Eddie’s hand. He leaned on one arm, looking down at your body, admiring the way you made a mess of yourself on his hand. His cold rings felt good against the hotness of your skin, you reached down and clutched on them, twisting the metal so it pinched at his fingers but, Eddie was too distracted by the way you looked at him through your lashes to notice. You held his gaze as he slid two fingers into you and pumped slowly, watching your eyes grow wide and then slide shut as you pulled him closer. 

Moving closer Eddie smiled as you leaned in to kiss him he planted a kiss on your neck instead, sucking harshly, leaving a bruising mark. You groaned, moving your head to the side so he could leave more down your neck. Eddie shifted his weight, pulling away from you for a moment as he moved your work vest out of his way. His hand stroked across your breasts while the other pumped into you at a slower pace. The coldness of his ring bit through the fabric of his hellfire shirt as he squeezed and lowered his head from your neck. 

You moaned and bucked against his hand as he mouthed over your breasts, sucking and pulling at your nipple with his teeth through the fabric leaving a wet patch over your hardened nipples. You gasped at the sharp but pleasant sting and your hand shot down to his, still between your legs, trying to feel more contact and get yourself off. He pulled away and you whined, making him smile as you pleaded for him until your hand snaked between your legs to replace his as he pulled his rings off one hand. You sighed as you rubbed at your clit, feeling how wet he’d made you, making sure the heat that had been building didn’t sputter out in the absence of his touch.

“Hey!” He said playfully. His fingers replaced yours again and he sucked your slick clean off your own fingers. With your finger on his tongue he held your gaze and sank three fingers into you down to his knuckles. He laughed and had to clamp his other hand over your mouth as you groaned loudly. 

Your eyes fell shut as you revelled in the feeling of stretching around his fingers. He pumped them into you, faster this time and bent his finger inside you to find the exact spot that would have your legs shaking. Your back arched off the wall as Eddie’s hand picked up speed. You felt his other hand slide under the fabric of his borrow shirt, pulling it up, exposing your chest to the cold air before he left trails of bites and kisses across your chest, pulling your nipple through his teeth and then swirling his tongue over the hardened bud to soothe the sting that made you gasp each time. He felt you clenching around his fingers as your legs started to shake and you gasped his name, letting you pull him closer. You came on his fingers, clinging to him, his body as close as your position would allow as you buried your face against him and let out a loud, deep, needy groan. He held you until you were ready to move from him, pulling his fingers away and bringing them to his mouth. Eddie’s eyes rolled and he hummed as he licked his fingers clean and dropped to his knees. He kissed at your thighs, licking and lapping the slick dripping from your core with soft hums that vibrated through you.

“Eddie! I have to go back inside.” You mumbled though your head was rocked back and your hips started to grind against his face. He chuckled as he pulled away. Pulling up the collar of his shirt, he wiped his face on the inside and leaned in to kiss you. He pulled your jeans up reluctantly and pulled you into a hug.

“I should go too.” He said but made no effort to move or let you go. You heard someone calling for him and he sighed, pulling away and heading to the fence, walking backwards so he could keep his gaze fixed on you as you tried to gather yourself and look as if nothing happened when you went back inside. You’d turned to walk inside, hearing the fence rattle you assumed Eddie had climbed over but you found yourself suddenly wrapped up in his arms as he turned you back around to face him.

“Wait. Wait. I. Love. You.” Each word was punctuated by a kiss he left on your cheeks, forehead and nose making you giggle. “I also love you two.” He muttered as he bent down to squeeze your breasts and kiss at the wet patches he’d left on your shirt.

“Eddie!” You said through a giggle but he looked up at you with a grin. He lifted the shirt and kissed over your stomach and down your abdomen, pulling at the waistband of your jeans.

“I love you too. I’m going to make you cum so good when I get home” He whispered into your pants making you laugh as you pulled him by the shoulder and rolled your eyes.

“Eddie. I’m going to get in trouble for taking so long.” You pointed out. Eddie pulled a face and hugged you again.

“I’m going to sell some pot to some very boring people looking for a very little thrill. But I can swing by yours after. Do we need anything if we’re crashing at yours?” He asked as he squeezed you in a tight hug and leaned his chin on your shoulder.

“Batteries. The smoke alarm keeps beeping and I’m not tall enough to change it.” You muttered. He chuckled, the sound rumbling in his chest.

“I can do that.” He said confidently.

“More condoms and soda. But the dollar fifty kind? Not the dollar store one, it's gross.” You looked up at him as he huffed out a sigh.

“Dollar fifty soda. I really spoil you, huh.” He teased as he leaned down to kiss you. He deepened the kiss until you pulled away and he looked at you with sparkling love sick eyes. 

“You forgot what I told you already, didn't you?” You asked. He nodded and you fished a pen out of your vest pocket, pulling one of his arms free from your waist and writing down on his arm what the list was. 

“If I don’t take too long I’ll park out front and give you a ride home before I hit the store.” He muttered as he kissed you again. “I’m actually leaving now.” He said through kisses.

“You’re doing such a great job of it.” You muttered sarcastically. He chuckled against your lips and slowly pulled away. Watching him hop the fence, you smiled as he waved at you before heading inside.

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[gothamcitylazarus]

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Jason spent most of his time these days scoping out the next target. It wasn’t very easy, now that everyone had gotten wise to the vigilantes running around Star City and had taken steps to ensure that they would not be found in the midst of their wrongdoing, lest they incur heroic wrath, but Jason wasn’t so scrupulous. It didn’t matter if the asshole was in the middle of an Illuminati meeting or he was just buying groceries—Jason would take them out. He was settled on a rooftop, waiting for one of the higher ups at NOVA to head to a night meeting, his camera pressed against his eye as he watched the building intently. He was so laser-focused, he started tuning out everything around him. 

[random-imagines-blog]

Imagine Eddie being worried that Venom will hate you, but it’s just the opposite.

“Not really sure that’s the best idea,” Eddie said out of the blue. You stopped, turned and looked at him to ask what he was talking about, only to see him paused and leaning against the wall. “You can’t eat y/n, okay?”

“Eddie?” You asked, wondering who or what he was talking to. You began to be concerned over what might want to eat you. “Is there a Hannibal Lector wanna be around here or something?”

“I like you,” A dark voice came out of Eddie. You were frozen in shock as the man that you loved started to transform before your eyes, going from the attractive plump-lipped Eddie into a demonic black creature that appeared to be like liquid.

“Well, that’s better than not liking me.” You said with wide eyes. You looked down the street to see if anyone else was seeing this, but there wasn’t another soul to be seen. “You didn’t just eat Eddie, did you?”

“Still here.” Eddie’s voice said, the black inky skin tore to show part of your beloved’s face.

“Uhh ... alright. Kinda tempted to call in the Queer Eye guys to help you take care of your shit since this is a huge mess.”

[stebbins]

imagine confidently calling eddie eddieb– 🤢 imagine calling him eddiebea- 🤢🤢 i can’t even say it 🤢🤮😷

[soulwillower]

ok i have brilliant concept i thought of but punk!eddie having his soft!gf but being shook when she pulls up with a black 68 ford mustang and a leather jacket and black thigh high boots w her soft pink dress and richie's like??? SINCE WHEN TF WAS UR GF A BADDIE??? KAGZWKNDGS lets just say punk!eddiebe horny as shit after dat - 🧺

YES omg yesss love it