you know how it is when it takes a gallon of booze for you to make a move on your two best friends? Fernand knows.
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he's got a list of names and theirs are in red underlined ❌❌❌
it's about time i sat down to doodle my versions of the characters from the count of monte cristo, so here's dantès and the three beloatheds lmao.
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“The Count of Monte Cristo″ musical / English concept album is... Not Good, but there are some lyrics from that make me go feral:
and everyday shuffles by like the day before / on its way to the blackest of skies / and everyday a little death comes and paces the floor / and a little bit more of me dies
how can you stand there, a whisper from me?/ yet somehow, be so far away? / in eyes once familiar, a stranger i see / with so many words left to say
i will carry hell to your doorstep, i will make you pay / you will reap the hate you've sown on my judgment day / sleepless nights and days of damnation / soon and evermore
such pretty lies masquerading as duty and honor / everything dies, even little girl story book plans and dreams
history’s a story told by the people who survive // let me sign and then initial / it’s the truth if it’s officially the story
i am a ghost / just a mirage / who chases traces of you
give me the world / finally as it is / not black and white / compromise, as it is / not wrong or right / pretty lies, as it is / albert and me / little girl, foolish boy / willing to live like a man who is willing to die / to justify his pretty lie
i know those eyes, following me / dark and familiar, and deep as the sea / i know that face, strange though it seems / younger and kinder, it haunts all my dreams
an accident occured / edmond dantès is dead / dead and gone
the man i used to be / cannot be outrun / albert still lives / whatever else i've done / forever in his eyes, she'll see / the man that I used to be
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My man you are not beating the vampire allegations
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The Count: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Mercédès: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away
The Count: Death isn’t real and I’m basically God
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Poluptober 2022: 9 - The Count of Monte Cristo
Dang it, I’d been planning on watching a movie adaptation today, but then I forgot. So, short introduction instead, as usual.
The Count of Monte Cristo is Edmond Dantès, a merchant sailor who gets wrongfully accused and imprisoned. After he escapes, he swears revenge on the three men who caused his imprisonment. The Count of Mote Cristo is one of the big classics, and movies seem to like to use it for intertextuality.
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