#efc

[mira2real]

AHHHHHH I LVOE ELDERSHADOWWWW

[jessethegoat]

Sean nooooooo

Sacking the manager few hours before kick off is diabolical.. I hope the club will be relegated to League 2

[lounesdarbois]

[millythegoat]

what is Macca doing here?

[fitfootballers]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin 🔥

[underwater-i-will-go]

no clue what thelwell was up to. we currently have 1 (ONE) fit striker with dcl being out for at least a number of games. it beto gets injured we have no one. harrison up front like for the last five minutes of leicester? he's already bad enough as it is on the wing.

this is a genuine problem. no striker, no left back. aka what we needed the most. if beto gets injured now (which i'm not sure why but i just think will happen lmfao) we have no attacking option other than keane, whereas moyes literally already spoke about taking him into consideration if we run out of luck.

ah yes. the cb who can't start games but knows how to score goals. we are so unserious it's not funny anymore.

[sportstrendnews]

Everton & Liverpool players, plus a Slot, charged after the Merseyside derby melee! 😡⚽️ Hoping for a swift resolution. #MerseysideDerby #EFC #LFC #Football Read Article

[martynrandles]

[sucka99]

[none-ofthisnonsense]

*rattling the bars of my cage* LET ME OUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE ENCHANTED FOREST CHRONICLES

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

My All-Time Premier League SCOUSE XI

Keeper was a tough one I'll admit.

Carra and Coads would be the old reliables at the back. Both great at those long ranged pings and both amazing moaners.

Abundance in creativity at full-back. Lot of playmaking balance too; Bainesy does those runs to the byline while Trent likes to invert and pinpoint a pass.

Stevie G will boss that midfield and be wherever you need him to be. He'll dictate play from deep and hit worldies from 40 yards out. He'll win us some finals on his own.

Curt and Barkley will be the high-energy engine room. Both great ball carriers and pressers, with Curt's positional genius and Barkley's technique.

Macca's the elegant advanced playmaker while Wazza viciously dominates defences. Good mix of finesse and power on the wings, and both of them are criminally versatile too.

God is up top, eating taps-ins for breakfast and scoring hat-tricks in his sleep. The most natural of finishers on the end of every chance.

What do yous think? Who'd I leave out?

[jessethegoat]

Terrorist of the week

Clown of the Week

[lounesdarbois]

Le jour de Pâques 2019 Everton battait 4-0 Manchester United avec notamment un 3ème but à revoir, du Français Lucas Digne, tout cela en Umbro, et sous le soleil. Ce fut une journée spendide, qui nous tient chaud encore aujourd'hui rien qu'à y repenser.

[millythegoat]

Pickford just saved Haaland penalty! (I mean, it's not a good penalty anyway, he shot it in the middle, so it's not an impossible save) but still! 👏👏👏

[fitfootballers]

Jordan Pickford 🔥