#egg hell au

[infernal-lamb]

Draw Neves at the bar , trauma dumping to heket (she's the bartender)

HFSLKJGKDGJLJKLDS pls this is so funny to me. Neves is a mess when she's drunk. she is now Heket's burden....here she is telling a very silly story

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Vaggie: Alastor can you watch the eggs their being....eggs and I have to- just take them off my hands

Alastor: ooo i certainly will....

Vaggie:.....in a peaceful manner. Alastor.

Alastor: mmm well that's less fun, also why should I watch them?

Vaggie: well you're going to some meeting and I have to help charlie-

Alastor: didn't she excuse you from your duties for today?

Vaggie:...why would she- why would I ask for that??

Alastor: why, you have to come to this meeting to my dear!

Vaggie: no I dont?? It's an overlord meeting I'm not an overlord-

Alastor: but you are!

Vaggie: if anything charlie should probably be going with you rather then me- what what??

Alastor: I'll explain on the way! *just fucking leaves*

Vaggie: wha- alastor! Alastor I swear to the lord you better explain!

Alastor: hmmm, well you're an overlord my dear I don't think there's anything else TO explain

Vaggie: right...but I'm NOT an overlord??

Alastor: I beg to differ, I knew there was something off about you but couldn't place it until Charlie said something

Vaggie: Charlie- what does- okay you know what? You're insane. I'm going to go talk to Charlie myself!

Alastor grabs her shirt collar like a kitten: ah-ah-ah you have a meeting to attend my dear! It's be bad manners if you skipped it, whoch I suppose you've been skipping them for the past 5 or so years?

Vaggie: No, I haven't! and let go of my you asshole!

Alastor: hmmm no I don't think I will~ come on now! We're already half way there!

Vaggie: ugh, at least tell me how you and xharlie think I'm an overlord- which I'm NOT by the way!

Alastor: well...do you remember that sinner you saved? The one you had a slat with and ended uo teaching self defense?

Vaggie: how do you-....ah, charlie- what does that have to do with anything??

Alastor radio noise of displeasure: well, APPARENTLY they told more demons, you DO remember the large influx of demons who came to you right?

Vaggie: I.....I um....yeah....

Alastor: well they said they owed you 'favors' correct?

Vaggie:....fuck.

Alastor: they gave you their souls until said favor is called upon! You not using it has apparently given you the reputation of a very lenient overlord, a defensive and protective one at that! So more people cane to you, you trianed them in defense and most gave you their souls so you could call upon them for a favor at a time of your choosing!

Vaggie: going through the 5 stages of grief trying to process it all

Alastor: On top of that, the other overlords seem to be threatened by the fact you have so many souls and demons going to you WILLINGLY, you not showing up to meetings and beong little morningstars girlfriend doesnt help that either!So this will be a fun first meeting~

Vaggie: no no no no no nope! Alastor, you let me go right this second! I am not- no! Alastor! Alastor!!!

Zestial: Alastor and...oh the defensive Overlord nice to meet you again nd to finally meet you

Vaggie: ¿¡Quién diablos es esta araña joder!? (Who the hell is this spider fuck!?)

Part 1 | Part 2(here!!) | Part 3

[an-established-butt-dent]

Dragon Age post Trespasser AU: Solas x Inquisitor Lavellan

Alternative reunion.

What happens if Solas asks Lavellan to help rebuild the world after the sundering of the Veil?

The freed Evanuris are on the brink of war, while Solas is on the edge of a breakthrough. He knows how to lead a rebellion, but Lavellan knows how to rebuild a broken world.

They have kept in touch over the years through shared dreams, discussing the changed world and the consequences of their actions. Old scars have not yet fully healed, but neither have Solas and Lavellan forgotten their connection.

Now they meet in person for the first time.

Will she accept his invitation?

A short comic fueled by my rage about the tragic ending and heartbreak in Trespasser. I fear that da:Dreadwolf might not give us the Solavellan closure we deserve, so I took the matter in my own hands. 

Any skilled fanfic writers out there that want to send me prompts for the 'to be continued' chapter? xx

Made with acrylic ink and colored pencil on paper.

[khyann]

First Page || Prev Page // Next Page

King Sausage, lord of acting like what's clearly something emotionally important isnt

[cerealmonster15]

jamiazu / ashenviper week day 5: alternate universe

can i offer u a farm fresh egg in this trying time 😐😐🥚

i almost forgot and skipped this day's theme jdksfjsdkl i was head in the clouds plotting ahead for the other two...

anyway ummm this is from one of my assorted twst farming sim au plots lol... most notably this one with jamil imagined as like the 'silent protagonist' harvest moon style, and azul as one of the potential marriage candidates [like mermaid leia from hmds lol]

[helluva-poly]

Okay but like, au where Charlie is already friends with the people of, and the hotel is based in, Cannibal Town

[hells-greatest-performers]

Wait, Stolas. Are you telling me Blitzo doesn't know?? Fuck, this baby shower just got interesting

Lucifer: *gets let to where the party is held*

Stolas: *sees Blitzø*

Blitzø: *sees Stolas*

Stolas: *uses cape to cover his body* Hello Blitz.

Blitzø: Hey…how uh…how have you been?

Stolas: Fine. Just fine.

Blitzø: I see…so uh, I see you gained some weight? If being fat the newest trend? Cause not gonna lie, your ass looks amazing.

Stolas: That’s incredibly inappropriate to talk about right now! We’re in front of other royals!

Blitzø: what? It’s…well the King is pregnant! And I see a lot of round bellies around there than I’d liked to admit…*takes a moment to realize something* STOLAS ARE YOU PREGNANT TOO?!

Stolas:

[demonicchicken1121]

I think it would be funny if everyone in hurricane were like “Are William and Henry a couple???”

like it’s Utah in the 80s, shits homophobic, but William and Henry get a pass simply because they are William and Henry.

best part is, both of them are totally oblivious to this. William is in denial of his bisexuality and Henry is a dumbass asexual who can’t pick up on jack shit from anyone. Even Michael and Charlie are like “i’m pretty sure this homophobic ass town is shipping our dads.”

Michael mentions it to Henry years later and Henry’s just like “that’s funny kiddo, would you like some homemade bread?” And him and Jeremy are just looking at each other like -_-

[n4talia-chaparro]

If GP!Krupp is complaining about Edith having simps, where's HIS simps

I don't think GP is comfortable having simps actually- he doesn't like the horny ones either LMFAO.

He only hates it whenever they cross his boundaries and stuff- unless you people like torturing and making him uncomfortable or tormenting him then that's a big yes from me LMAO

1/2)

[soraeia]

30+ years ago, Allisae was the jewel of the Empire. Charidynn's most prized daughter. A beauty so sought after, that the Emperor turned down proposal after proposal for her hand.

And she was very much a creature of his making. She was taught to be a social butterfly and trained to be captivating. Charidynn harped on her to take care of her face/watch what she ate/told her how to dress in order to shape her into the most desirable asset he could offer.

......*laughs at the how things are currently*

[poltergeist-coffee]

Me and my friend have been talking about a college au with slimeriana where they’re roommates/live in the same dorm but they HATE each other

Why not get a new roommate if you hate your current one? I don’t know! They’re stupid that’s why!!! They’re stupid and gay, your honor!!

Mariana is probably head over heels for Slime despite it all and Slime is in heavy denial. He talks to Ted about how much he hates Mariana and somehow ends up giving Ted a very detailed description of how Marianas eyes look in the sunlight and how infuriating (cute) he looks after waking up.

Ted: no one would go from loudly ranting about their annoying roomate to describling in detail their entire routine and how pretty they look while exercising UNLESS they were in love

The entire dorm knows about Slime and Mariana and it’s like a tv show to them. They’re probably betting on who will confess first or something like that. Ted bet that Slime would last a month before he cracks and jumps Mariana’s bones.

In other unrelated news, slime one day decides to just start working out!! In their dorm!! Just walking around shirtless and defiantly not because he knows Mariana is checking him out!! He is not flexing and purposefully doing all this for his enemy!! No why would be do that?? Theres nothing going on between them besides hate and anger. Nothing at all

[hexapustapes]

haha totally didn't forget recent update's chapter sketch

there we go plus a miu redesign sheet

[narugen]

thinking thinking assassin au where ashiro mina is (willingly) protecting kafka (whos like idk in deep shit. or something lol hes not a monster or wtv hes just like. Wanted) and trained assassin narumi gen whos tasked to kill kafka..... :) narumi and mina duking it out and kafka is just like T_T!!! please dont fighttttt pleaseeeeeeeeee :begging eyes: and mina is like NOW is NOT the time (trying to shoot narumi down)

[blobbei-art]

Egg AU Kasifer and Theresia because Theresia finally got something of a design for it. Both of them are very quick designs and it’s also super duper sketch-y but hey, it doesn’t need to be more

AU in which two intact dinosaur eggs were found frozen in ice and the dinosaurs that hatched from them were to everyone’s surprise intelligent. Now they’ve got way more attention than they’d like and also struggle to adjust to a world that was built for humans. 

[eggs-can-draw]

Wait so do Makoto and Komaru have a secret younger brother in the fnaf au? Also is Byakuya a cop or is he just like a friend one of them brought along (I just watched the fnaf movie yesterday and AHHHH)

Komaru and Makoto's missing brother is Hajime in this au, and goes from a younger sibling to the oldest because yeah Togami isnt a cop and is instead just. someone who owns the property. (he still has a gun tho)

[steakout-05]

for months now i have had this little story idea bouncing around in my head for an AU of Jetpack Joyride where Barry is stuck inside a big expermental time loop conducted by Legitimate Research to create an army of randomly selected time-travelling soldiers. the idea is very much still rough and i dunno if and when i'll develop it into a bigger thing, but it's a pretty cool idea and it's a twist on the JJ game that i've never really seen much exploration on.

basically, it focuses on Barry, who is the sort of Patient Zero of an experimental concentrated time-fuckery technology LR is working on. every single day, at exactly the same time, Barry goes out to work his salesman job, discovers the jetpack, breaks into the laboratory, takes it for a joyride, eventually gets hit by an obstacle and dies. the next day, Barry goes out to work his salesman job, discovers the jetpack, breaks into the lab, takes it for a joyride and dies. and he does the same exact thing the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... he's pretty much stuck in a loop of the exact same events happening repeatedly every single day, and he has absolutely no idea about it. that is, until there's a glitch in the system, and Barry progressively becomes a lot more suspicious and paranoid about the situation he's in. the rest of this post is gonna be REALLY spoilery (like i literally just explain big important chunks of the story for several paragraphs) if i ever make this into a full-fledged fanfic, so i'm gonna put it under a keep reading thingy. also it is... quite long and convoluted lol.

as the story goes on, it focuses more on the mental degredation of Barry as he starts uncovering all these weird clues, slowly trying to piece together what's going on and driving himself insane, because every time a reset occurs, his memory of the previous loop ever happening is completely wiped and everything he did that day goes all the way back to square one. since the malfunctioning of LR's technology though, Barry has been getting little nuggets of deja vu and half-remembered fragments of dying before a reset. this eventually becomes him repeating things to himself, little phrases and codes over and over and over in hopes that it will persist into the next reset. this eventually becomes symbols stuck up on the walls of his room and then progresses to entire rituals to help him remember and little behaviourisms like tics and stims to let him know he's in another loop. he becomes more and more panicked and unsettled, paranoid that someone - or something - is watching him closely. additionally, he keeps having disturbing dreams in the early hours of the morning before he gets up to go to work, ones that are symbolic and prophetic, as if they're trying to warn him about something. i've had concepts of him waking up on top of a pile of millions of mangled carcasses that all look exactly like Barry, and having on them them forcefully grab onto his leg and pull him down with the rest of them. it's kinda like the nightmare Woody has in Toy Story 2, but like, dead guys everywhere, lol.

the backstory of this whole thing is kinda insane. basically, Legitimate Research is a sketchy government funded facility that's doing secret time experiments to create the strongest beings for a purpose that's somewhat similar to Brains' Zomb Bomb plan from AOZ (i haven't fully decided yet). Barry is someone who has been randomly selected for their newest version of the concentrated time loop experiment, where patients will be put under looping tests to extract data about their strength, agility and performance and decide what they need to supplement them with in order to create the perfect soldier.

Barry was 22 years old when he was selected. he was actually a relatively normal local Fish N' Chips vendor living in New South Wales, but one day, when he recieved an exciting letter in the mail about a new ambitious job opportunity, he completely disappeared without a trace and seemed to have been entirely erased from the minds of everyone he had ever known. Barry had actually been kidnapped and ensnared into a mind-experiments facility of the laboratory, where they proceeded to wipe his mind, proof of his existence and his entire personhood up to this point, and replaced all of it with fake memories to fill in the gaps. he was then placed in stasis and to be injected with high doses of strength drugs as they crafted a new life for him behind the scenes. a new house, in a new state, all with new stories and memorabilia meant to be lived out by new person. now, he was Barry Steakfries in Queensland, a rough-around-the-edges guy with a passion for action movies and destruction. he was a revel with a thirst for chaos and freedom, but he just didn't have the means to achieve it yet. it was all according to plan.

a big part of the story i want to tell that involves him is that at some point, Barry tries to break free from the time loop by doing something different. this takes a lot of pre-planning, memory rituals and repeating details to himself, but after he wakes up from a reset and gets out of bed, he hesitates, choosing to go to a different place to sell his gramophones that day. he deliberately tries his best to avoid Legitimate Research's headquarters as much as he can, and while he doesn't completely remember why he's doing it, he has a deep gut feeling that he should stay away from them at all costs. so he does. and at first, it goes well. the day is different, his choices seem to actually matter and for once, the feeling of deja vu isn't tearing him apart... until a crazy freak accident happens that forces Barry to die and reset the time loop again, wiping away everything he had done that day. Legitimate Research is now forcefully trying to stop him from knowing what the hell is going on by forcing him to die with each now discovery he makes, and Barry has to figure out more and more creative solutions to averting their surveillance and trying to get the hell out of the loop.

Craig will also be involved with the story too!! i'm not exactly sure what exactly the events leading up to Barry discovering and meeting him would be, but it'd be kinda halfway-late-ish into the story where Barry manages to cut off LR's surveillance of him, breaks into the laboratory and searches through its archives for anything relating to time. during this raid, he accidentally discovers the true Patient Zero to this time experiment: a broken, decrepit shell of a man who has been hooked up to a set of wires and locked away deep into the laboratory, never meant to be discovered by anyone, only known simply as #000 'Craig'. Craig was the very first human they used to run an early prototype of these experiments, but through malfunctions in the threads of LR's technology, he ended up knowing too much and tried to break free from his time loop, which resulted in him being dragged out of reality and becoming completely detached from his own time, stopping his aging process completely and practically allowing him to exist forever and persistently through every reset unaffected. LR relocated him and considered him a catastrophic failure, locking him away in a cell deep in the bowels of the laboratory before destroying and erasing every archive of him ever having existed in any point in time. and now, the same thing is about to happen to Barry if he doesn't figure out a way to stop what's happening quickly. Barry, outisde of LR, is the only one who is aware of Craig's existence in this timeline. Barry makes a vow to make sure that he will never ever forget Craig, no matter what happens to him, no matter how many times his timeline gets reset, because he is the only other person on the whole world who truly understands what he's going through.

at the very end of the story, when Barry finally escapes the time loop and is about to enter into a new reality where none of this ever happened, he reaches out a hand to Craig and offers he come with him to live. Craig, however, rejects the offer, sadly confessing to Barry that because of his disconect from the threads of time progression itself, Craig must stay behind and be erased along with everything inside this one and let Barry live his life. Barry protests, insisting that his life wouldn't be complete without him and that they've already gone through so much together, but Craig assures him that this is the best for the both of them, and that Barry must leave him soon before the window to escape closes. Barry gives Craig once last goodbye, holding him close and basking in his presence for the final time. he closes his eyes, presses his head against Craig's and whispers "I promise I'll never forget you." before he slowly lets him go, not breaking their locked gaze on each other for even a second as he steps into the portal and ventures into an entirely new reality, never to return.

i want there to be an epilogue part where Barry starts his new life and goes looking for a place to stay, and he comes across the place where LR used to be, which is instead occupied with a big square fence plot and a sign that says "UNDER CONSTRUCTION: NEW RESTAURANT TO BE BUILT". Barry stares at it for a moment and reflects on everything that has happened. all the hellish experiments that were once held inside this very plot of land, all the trauma he went through to get to this point, Craig's sacrifice, everything has lead up to him standing here, in the right place, at the right time, to finally live the life he should've had to begin with. eventually, he turns away, continuing to walk down the street. he should go check that place out sometime.

(insert "what a fucked up dream for a baby to have" ending from 'then what' here)