everyone please pray that when I get my blood test results back in five days they say that's something Actually Wrong with me
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"the problem with Costco and being a single adult is you have to eat the same thing every day for 2 weeks" sign me the FUCK up cornbread muffins are TEN DOLLARS and corn chowder and corn. I'm mostly corn. I've been eating nothing but corn. And you can be too. thank you costco
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what if i had eggs for dinner. even tjough i already had them for breakfast this morning #rebel
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bookmarks and darning eggs are two household items you never need to own because you can use literally anything instead
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you;re not gonna believe it guys. the doctor said i'm deficient in a vitamin which might be making me sad.
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Orange juice is super popular with old Mondstadt because it makes a person healthier (everyone was lacking in vitamin sunny d)
Yeah I’ll believe that
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Tried the trick of “putting the palatable food on top of the leftovers I really should eat but don’t want to,” ate the palatable food and then couldn’t bring myself to eat the leftovers. RIP
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I am extremely fatigued but not tired at all and I had some weed sorbet, so while we're here we should change the words we have for relationships. we need more of them.
Specifically we need a way to talk about people who definitely were together but whose current relationship status is unknown.
And just even more vague noncommittal ways to refer to people as having romantic and/or sexual connection in some way at some point and maybe it's monogamous marriage til death and maybe it's a blowjob one time but that's either not known or not relevant.
I mean when you think what context we need -
hold on pause the post for a second I am not usually awake at this hour and my cats are off the shits. now the questions are: are they always like this at this time, or is my- hold on I gotta stop a boy from dropping vitamins onto the TV. oh apparently even threatening to move was enough to scare him off. but look at his crime
EXHIBIT A
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smile through the pain meme AUUUGH
Yet again I am on the verge of hospitalization and organ failure due to lack of vitamin d
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my body has decided to say "Fuck Vitamin B! We don't need her! Let's fucking make ROCKS instead!"
which is very fun information I learned at the Rheumatologist today
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