#egg speaks

[thief-of-eggs]

Your daily reminder that fic writers work for free!!

Please be kind to them, they are under no obligation to keep providing content, or to shape their content to your exact needs <3

[composeregg]

The Duchess has obtained a cloak, her Grace is cozy

[wallflowerimagines]

Egg's Masterlist

🌺🪷For all my favorite Wallflowers🌸🌼

Last Updated: 4/21/2023

Resident Evil 8: Village

All Four Lords

The Lords React to You Using Slang

The Lords With An Emotionally Distant Partner

The Lords with a Bloodborne Hunter Partner

Virgin Reader wants the Lords as their First

The Lords With a Firebending Partner

The Lords With a Shy but (Hardcore) Protective Partner

Their Partner is Eva Reincarnated

The Lords with a Playfully Affectionate Partner

Their Partner Gets a New Tattoo

Their Partner Dies(Angst)

The Lords + Dimitrescu Daughters React to You going to College

With a Bony, but Cuddly Partner

The Lords With a HANDSY Partner

Their Partner Can See Ghosts

Their Partner Has Chronic Pain

The Lords x Buff! Reader

Their Partner Enjoys Emo and Pop-Punk Music

Their Partner Plays Lots of Instruments

The Lords Milder Kink Headcannons (Suggestive, N*S*F*Wy)

Reader has Horrible Period Cramps

The Lords adopt a Child Reader with Mercury Wings

Reader steals and Wears Their Clothes

Reader Has Gutter Brain and Lives In Horny Jail (Suggestive)

Their Partner Dresses up Fancy

Reader Rejects The Lords (Angst)

Alcina Dimitrescu

Lady Dimitrescu Crush Headcannons

Alcina x Passive! Reader

Lady Dimitrescu's N*S*F*W Preferences(Smut, GN)

Alcina x Dense! Reader

Her Partner Has a Warehouse Job

Alcina x Autistic! Reader

...Their Partner is Eva Reincarnated, Goofy Edition (Suggestive)

Donna Beneviento

Donna Beneviento Crush Headcannons

First Kiss Headcannons

Her Partner Has a Warehouse Job

Touchstarved! Donna x Affectionate! Reader

Donna x VERY SHY! Reader

Donna x Mute! Reader

Relationship Brainrot, Donna Edition

Salvatore Moreau

Salvatore Moreau Crush Headcannons

Moreau x Cuddly! Reader

Moreau x Dense! Reader

Reader Rejects the Other Lords in Favor of Salvatore

Affection Brainrot, Moreau Edition

TouchStarved! Moreau x Affectionate! Reader

Karl Heisenberg

Karl Heisenberg Crush Headcannons

...Their Partner is Eva Reincarnated, Goofy Edition (Suggestive)

The Sales Pitch (Smut, Fem! Reader)

Friends to Lovers Is Cannon Brainrot, Sorry not Sorry

His Partner Attempts Suicide (TW: Suicide)

The Duke

With a HANDSY Partner

Ethan Winters

The Crackship (Ethan x Miranda)

With a Bony, Cuddly Partner

Dimitrescu Daughters

Bela Dimitrescu Crush Headcannons

Cassandra Dimitrescu Crush Headcannons

Daniela Dimitrescu Crush Headcannons

Bela x Magic! Reader

The Daughters and Lady Dimitrescu Are introduced to Sparkling Blood

Fallout 4

Travis Miles Crush Headcannons

Travis Miles Relationship Headcannons

Travis Miles x DJ! Sole Survivor

Vault-Tech Rep Crush Headcannons

Kent Connolly Confession Headcannons

Misc. Imagines

To Be Updated!

[eggbertith]

I JUST GOT ENGAGED 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[localenbylesbian]

we're putting mars down.

[gingerreggg]

CAEJOSE SHIPPERS!

I say see-joes

[crayfishcoffee]

I asked around, and apparently my uncle has an old copy of Goncharov!!! So we’re going to do a family screening this weekend for Thanksgiving 🤙

[kintsugikit]

what did fall out boy put in their music and why am i addicted to it

[composereggwrites]

I am once again telling people to read "Laziness Does Not Exist" by Devon Price

it is a genuinely fantastic read. give yourself the space to rest. you do not need to devote your life to productivity. the concept of laziness is a lie, that is your body asking to recover.

our society has made it a moral sin to be lazy, and in doing so has harmed everyone.

[cloudycasey]

Sooo I was rummaging through old sketchbook pages and stuff in my room and I found a entire sketchbook page with a entire passage, written in maroon color pencil, of me rambling about girls and my attraction to them while I was still a egg (for those of you not in the know, a egg is a slang term for a closeted trans person). And this made me cackle quite loudly:

“Why do girls have to be so pretty? I mean seriously, why? I don’t see a lot of men ramble about this, it’s always been the women because we all virtually know just how much work us girls put into ourselves. Therefore, that makes us feel looooaaads prettier. Especially if, even worse, you fall for girls too. When gays fall for their own sex it makes looking at them ten times harder. I know I for one become a complete disaster when I fall for a girl. I get stuck on the way her hair falls around her face, her cute little nose and how her eyes are framed with or without makeup. How her skin glows or softens based on where the fabric of her clothes fall around her body. How her voice sounds when she laughs, or how she sounds when she’s whispering a secret in your ear. Needless to say, it’s little details like that that will make a gay fall harder for you then a supermodel wearing platform heels falling down fifty flights of stairs.

What, where you expecting me to ramble about girls like a guy would? Sorry, let me collect myself. Damn girl, nice ass.”

All of that buildup, only for me to end it with “Damn girl, nice ass.” What a legend

[thief-of-eggs]

I just ate a whole half-pound bag of teriyaki beef jerky in one sitting, and yet I still have the gall to repeatedly question why I am so thirsty despite having drunken 2 full refills of my water bottle since

[wallflowerimagines]

*Quietly....*

Are... Y'all still here?

If it would be ok, I'm thinking about reblogging some imagines from some other people that I enjoy and then getting back into the groove.

Going slowly, hope to revive the blog :)

[eggbertith]

not to be personal on my side blog but i hate being 21 and inexperienced in a society that has coined "first kisses" and "losing virginity" as milestones

[localenbylesbian]

EATS U

YOU CANBT STOP MEEEE >:3

NOOOOOOOOOO!

[gingerreggg]

I just finished watching part 2 and the things you lied about /j

but I do understand now why caejose is a thing. Its super cute 🥺

AH.

I have big feelings for them if you could not tell I love them my favorite trope idiot x idiot

I tried looking up caejose gifs but they don’t exist but found a cute birdie so here take it

EDIT WAIT THIS ISNT WHAT I PICKED THOSE ARE NOT BIRDS!!! YAY CAEJOSE