#eijit

[icebearinacornfield]

Rating Alex Rider Villians on a scale of 1-10 on how supportive they'd be of me telling them I'm Agender: SCORPIA addition

[Just so we are clear, the concept for this came from a TikTok-er who does a good amount of Alex Rider content/analysis!)

Julia Rothman: 0/10 She'd call me 'girly-pop' in a heartbeat. Julia Rothman is such a Girl Boss (derogatory), that she'd become transphobic. She'd not believe that I was actually agender and be fully convinced that I'm only saying this because of internalized misogyny or something. She'd be calling me 'young lady', 'girly', 'Ms./Miss', any and all gendered terms because she'd know that it made me uncomfortable and that I hated it. Also, seeing as I'm not a literal underage boy, she probably wouldn't care too much about me in the first place... I don't think that Julia Rothman should be around children in general. She needs some Jesus...

Zeljan Kurst: 4/10 I get the sense that he'd find me pretty annoying as a person, so I'd already be on thin ice as it was. He wouldn't understand what being agender was and he probably would just have me labeled in his head as a girl, but he'd use the correct pronouns and otherwise not make a big fuss out of it. Zeljan Kurst really would just be trying to do whatever he could to not have to deal with me more than he absolutely would have to.

Max Grendel: 10/10 He gives supportive grandpa vibes! He might not always understand or get the pronouns right all the time, but he cares! A bit lost at times, but immaculate allyship!

Major Winston Yu: -1/10 Not only am I an American (i.e. NOT British) and am actively beefing with the concept of England in general, he'd already be having issues with me. Not only that, but he wouldn't understand what was going on and absolutely refuse to learn/get an explanation. He'd be misgendering me left and right in the most oddly polite way ever. Like, bro would look me dead in the eye and say "My dear girl" and then start ranting about his plans and how great England is or whatever.

Brendan Chase: 7/10 It'd start off fine with him being very accepting and supportive, but I could see it getting really weird real quick. He'd probably start asking me some really personal/probing questions about being agender and wouldn't see anything wrong about asking about it. But if/when I told him that it was personal/I wasn't comfortable with the questioning, he'd back off and apologize right away!

Abdul-Aziz Al-Razim: 0/10 He'd want to study the psychological pain of experiencing gender dysphoria and transphobia... He also just gives homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic energy in general. He'd actively hate crime me and observe my response for ~ScIEnCe~ and pleasure.

The Grimaldi Twins (they'd want to be counted as a single person): 6/10 They'd be pretty chill about it, I can't see either of them taking issue with me being agender. They'd be supportive, but they wouldn't care too much. It's pretty much just that. Nothing really to say here. If they killed me mafia style, it'd be because of something I did to fuck up their plans. Not because I'm agender. We stan equal opportunity kings! (Not really though.)

Doctor Three: 11/10 He's a strong ally! Dr. Three understands and respects how gender is fluid/relative/a social construct and he'd be very supportive! He'd also be out there actively fighting transphobia in the medical community through normal personal measures, but also through murder if he must!

Oliver D'Arc: 4/10 He just wouldn't care that much. If I told him my pronouns, he'd just be like 'ok' then immediately proceed to misgender me. He would never do anything outside of that though.

Yassen Gregorovich: 10/10 As a professional, Yassen would be using my preferred pronouns no questions asked! He'd also politely correct people who got the pronouns wrong or kill them because he's a ride or die like that (I may not be a Rider, but I feel like Yassen would still have my back in this area though).

Desmond Nye: 100/10 HE IS AN ALLY YOUR HONOR!!!! DESMOND NYE HAS PRIDE FLAGS IN HIS OFFICE AND ALWAYS ASKS FOR PREFERRED NAMES AND PRONOUNS! AND HE RESPECTS THEM! WHEN HE WAS IN CHARGE THERE WERE VERY STRONG ANTI-DISCRIMINATION POLICIES IN PLACE AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! (As you can see I am very calm and normal about this headcanon.)

Nile: -11/10 He'd only be this level of unsupportive because he'd hate me and want to make me feel as uncomfortable/invalidated as humanly possible. If it was anyone other than me, he'd be fairly supportive, like, a solid 5/10! But we do have to take into account that Nile is totally very petty and that I'd bet good money he'd get very creative with his transphobia in a not-good way. In short, NILE IS A HATER!!!

Karl Steiner: -2/10 He'd psycho-analyze me and try to gaslight me into being cis. He'd straight up become a conversion therapist in an instant, but he'd also try to ease into the role to not scare me off and then go from there. But that would be his secondary goal. His primary goal would be to see if I'd make a good assassin and IDK how I'd do on his tests and that's not what we're talking about here. All in all, would not recommend this man as a therapist for anyone ever.

Anthony Sean 'Ash' Howell: 5/10 He'd just nod and say "nice" before going back to smoking and being angsty which, honestly, slay! (Not the smoking part! Don't smoke kids, it's very, very, extremely bad for you!) I can't see him being transphobic, but I can't see him being an ally either. He's just a guy. He's just Ken.

Gordan Ross: 8/10 He is a supportive man! As long as I was tuned into his lessons and knew what was going on, then we'd have no problem! I could also see him correcting people if they misgender me which is an added bonus.

Eijit 'Jet' Binnag: 8/10 Jet would use the correct pronouns and would have a general understanding of what being agender means, she'd also occasionally correct people if they used the wrong pronouns. Mostly all she'd care about was whether or not I put effort into her classes and knew what was going on.

Amanda: 10/10 Asks for pronouns, uses pronouns, corrects people when they use incorrect pronouns, not notes! Only good ally vibes!

Walker: 8/10 He's got nothing against being agender and would definitely use they/them pronouns, but he'd also just say some really out-of-pocket stuff about trans/non-binary/agender people and unintentionally make things uncomfortable. So, he gets points off for that, but having said that, Walker would totally correct people if they got my pronouns wrong and it wouldn't JUST be because he's a little bitch who likes to correct people to be annoying!

Klaus: 1/10 He worked with so, so, so many terrorist groups and is a mercenary. This man would not be out there saying trans rights! He probably wouldn't hate crime me if we were both students because he wouldn't want to get in trouble with Jet, Gordon, Amanda, Walker, or Yassen. I also couldn't see him going out of his way to hate crime me. Klaus would refuse to use the correct pronouns and constantly refer to me as a 'girl' when he thought he could get away with it. If he did use they/them for me, it would be because he was forced to. That being said, it wasn't like he would've been talking to or interacting much with me in the first place, so he'd be easy to ignore and it would be mutual.

[sentientsliotar]

I am stupid

here is evidence that I am stupid:

I finally started watching death note, always wanted to watch it, it’s been out for years but for some reason I never got into it.

I got so invested so fast that I got withdrawals when I didn’t have time to watch it and thought “I’ll just go on tumblr for a few minutes and look at death note content.”

Aaaaand spoilers

of course I saw spoilers, anyone with a brain cell could have predicted that but I lent mine out for the weekend.

[mhathotfic]

You know something I never touch on because I’m not sure how I would make it work without it being too insta-lovey? The concept of fated mates in omegaverse. The thought of just this strong unexplainable, undeniable pull towards this person so potent you can smell and hear them from miles away is quite alluring to me but has always fallen flat when I put in writing.

But I think if I throw some taboo in that bitch we have something.

Let’s go with Kirishima for my example. Just two young adults living at home to save money on rent. Perfectly normal, except only a couple of months ago they were complete strangers meeting for the first time at their parents wedding.

They chalk up that awkward pulling feeling to the awkward situation of just being thrown into a family together without ever knowing each other, but now they both realize what’s going on.

It was supposed to be a little fairytale you tell pups, fated maté’s aren’t supposed to be real. At least not in modern times.

It was an archaic biological system meant to find your perfect mate that suited your unique genetic makeup and produce stronger pups. It wasn’t a thing that often happened these days.

And yet, he finds himself fighting the urge to give in, to let that pulling sensation bring him to them. He finds himself consumed with guilt as he tries to satisfy his desperation with long languid strokes of his cock. He can hear them. A full floor lower than him and on the other side of the house, but he can hear them clear as day.

“Eijitou, please Alpha! Need you” it’s barely a whisper. Something he knows he wouldn’t have heard if it were anyone else and he knows they can hear him when he mutters that he can’t. It’s not right they shouldn’t.

But they start to cry and whimper quietly and he can’t stop himself from making his way to them. He didn’t even notice he had made the trip until he was balls deep in his purring Omega

[katherine-mcnamara]

i just wanted to say thank you so very much for your kind words in the tags when you reblog my gif packs. honestly you're a delight to see on the dash and im in awe of how stunning all your gifs look so hearing you think they look alright makes my day tbh 🙈 sorry this is the weirdest thank you out but im sat here grinning at my laptop like a wee eijit so i felt like i had to say something 💕

omg ngl i SCREAMED seeing wee eijit bc jasdkfjdfskjf oh my god my LANGUAGE jasdfkjdf but ahh you are so welcome!!! your gifs are always so gorgeous, and stunning, and I hope you know I am LITERALLY the seal clapping gif sitting here when I see them!!!! I love seeing your work and please!!! They are magnificent and you deserve all the love and great tags I hope you get bc the effort!!!! the colouring!!!! you're such a fave on dash too ily and not weird at all 🥰🥰

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Before

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/RWQzX14 by Packleader I got bored and smashed my current obsessions into a fic. Basically, I wanted to project some feelings on the current state of the US government on fictional characters, write them a happy ending, and live vicariously through it. This first part is mostly just set up and cute fluffy scenes. Nothing at all like what it's going to turn into so... There's your angst warning. Short excerpt: “I /know/,” Merida was yelling, “the both of ye glaikit, wopper, /eijit’s/, dinae just wake up the whole complex! Aye, I swear to the gods, ye lavvy heids will-” Here, her accent became so heavy it was impossible to understand her anymore. Emanating from the girlfriend’s room came Rapunzel’s breathless laughter. Jack groaned and let his head fall back onto the pillows. “What are the odds,” he asked over Merida’s angry Scottish rant, “that she’s not setting up an ambush right outside that door?” Hiccup wrapped his arms tighter around Jack and moaned. “Slim to none,” he answered forlornly. “That’s what I was afraid of,” Jack grumbled. Words: 4452, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English Series: Part 1 of The Sky's Beneath Our Feet Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Brave (2012), Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Tangled (2010) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, M/M Characters: Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Merida (Disney), Rapunzel (Disney), Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Castiel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Merida/Rapunzel (Disney) Additional Tags: Wingfic, Wings, Genocide, not at all inspired by recent US legistlation why would you think that, Winged Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Angel Wings, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, alternate universe where magic is real and some government agencies are scared of it, so they do what humans do best- and they try and kill it, Protective Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, I'm a sucker for respectful approaches to traumatic events, Wing Grooming, mostly plot set-up for the rest of the series, literally everyone is some flavor of fruity, Toothless is coming in the next part, Light Angst, the heavy angst will come later, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, only hinted at here but i do go into it later on, Foster Care, but make it magical, this part is mostly fluff ngl, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Touch-Averse Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), with his wings anyway, for everything else, Touch-Starved Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Archangel Gabriel (Supernatural), Gabriel stress bakes, Stress Baking, Established Relationship read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/RWQzX14

[ao3feeddestiel]

Before

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4mEs5MC by Packleader I got bored and smashed my current obsessions into a fic. Basically, I wanted to project some feelings on the current state of the US government on fictional characters, write them a happy ending, and live vicariously through it. This first part is mostly just set up and cute fluffy scenes. Nothing at all like what it's going to turn into so... There's your angst warning. Short excerpt: “I /know/,” Merida was yelling, “the both of ye glaikit, wopper, /eijit’s/, dinae just wake up the whole complex! Aye, I swear to the gods, ye lavvy heids will-” Here, her accent became so heavy it was impossible to understand her anymore. Emanating from the girlfriend’s room came Rapunzel’s breathless laughter. Jack groaned and let his head fall back onto the pillows. “What are the odds,” he asked over Merida’s angry Scottish rant, “that she’s not setting up an ambush right outside that door?” Hiccup wrapped his arms tighter around Jack and moaned. “Slim to none,” he answered forlornly. “That’s what I was afraid of,” Jack grumbled. Words: 4452, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English Series: Part 1 of The Sky's Beneath Our Feet Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Brave (2012), Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Tangled (2010) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, M/M Characters: Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Merida (Disney), Rapunzel (Disney), Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Castiel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Merida/Rapunzel (Disney) Additional Tags: Wingfic, Wings, Genocide, not at all inspired by recent US legistlation why would you think that, Winged Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Angel Wings, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, alternate universe where magic is real and some government agencies are scared of it, so they do what humans do best- and they try and kill it, Protective Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, I'm a sucker for respectful approaches to traumatic events, Wing Grooming, mostly plot set-up for the rest of the series, literally everyone is some flavor of fruity, Toothless is coming in the next part, Light Angst, the heavy angst will come later, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, only hinted at here but i do go into it later on, Foster Care, but make it magical, this part is mostly fluff ngl, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Touch-Averse Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), with his wings anyway, for everything else, Touch-Starved Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Archangel Gabriel (Supernatural), Gabriel stress bakes, Stress Baking, Established Relationship read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4mEs5MC

[sweet-chimera]

Honey i think that frost chick wants yer booty!

"She would hate Scrimshaw, she doesn't loike men. Pfft. Eijit."

[regression-world]

Lol researching leashes for my ex because he's stupid and is never where he's supposed to be so I'm gonna start tying him to bike rails and patio chairs so he doesn't wander off. It'll save me the mental strain of trying to figure out where the fuck he wandered off to. Maybe a cute little collar too with eijit (derogatory) ingraved on it

[believerindaydreams]

7, 8, 28?

Deepest joy in writing: obeying the inscrutable exhortations of my soul

If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?

Oh, skip the dialogue. I can go a long way with an introspective character contemplating his next move/the eijit snoring next to him

Most delightful character: helloooooo Tuco Ramirez, I sure did some crazy things with you!

[nasty-quillz]

Big Buff Wild Mane Having Slightly Tipsy Insistent Kirishima cornering you away from your bf Bakugo incoming, cuz my brain?

Brainin'

[galerion]

why did i agree to take that extra weekend shift.... dumbass ..,,

[woodstocknavy5-blog]

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[fyeahbnha]

Hero Names (part 2)

[werekxnglives]

@chaoticxgays​ from X

If Wonder Girl hadn’t stepped in he would have. There was just a rage that filled him when he saw Garfield hurt, and all Stephen was going to remember before blacking out from it was going on the warpath. He almost attacked Wonder Girl but the dragon shadow stopped him and yanked him away from her to let her handle the bad guy.

Thankfully when his mind cleared from the red haze a little, his instincts to heal Garfield also kicked in.

There was a lot of blood loss and even with the other Outsiders about to start shouting at him, he just placed his hand on the other’s stomach and sang the hymn he knew.  One could say it was similar to Raven’s chanting of the mantra she uses but it was...lighter. 

And that shadow of the dragon kept him safe as he focused on stabilizing Garfield to where he could get him then to safety. 

“Hold on Garfield...don’t you bloody well die on me now!” Yes bad choice of words but having learned and studied what needed to be done, the shapeshifter wasn’t looking that great. And he shouted at another one of the outsiders to get Gar to safety. 

“But-”

“Waste anymore time, Eijit, and he will DIE. GO. NOW.” 

[perfectharmonyloveschaos]

the fact that Thrawn sees Ezra being an eijit and just says "fascinating" is so funny like sir you aren't gonna find him fascinating after being stuck with him and his shenanigans for a decade 🤣

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Before

Before https://ift.tt/eSJTrM2 by Packleader I got bored and smashed my current obsessions into a fic. Basically, I wanted to project some feelings on the current state of the US government on fictional characters, write them a happy ending, and live vicariously through it. This first part is mostly just set up and cute fluffy scenes. Nothing at all like what it's going to turn into so... There's your angst warning. Short excerpt: “I /know/,” Merida was yelling, “the both of ye glaikit, wopper, /eijit’s/, dinae just wake up the whole complex! Aye, I swear to the gods, ye lavvy heids will-” Here, her accent became so heavy it was impossible to understand her anymore. Emanating from the girlfriend’s room came Rapunzel’s breathless laughter. Jack groaned and let his head fall back onto the pillows. “What are the odds,” he asked over Merida’s angry Scottish rant, “that she’s not setting up an ambush right outside that door?” Hiccup wrapped his arms tighter around Jack and moaned. “Slim to none,” he answered forlornly. “That’s what I was afraid of,” Jack grumbled. Words: 4452, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English Series: Part 1 of The Sky's Beneath Our Feet Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Brave (2012), Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Tangled (2010) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, M/M Characters: Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Merida (Disney), Rapunzel (Disney), Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Castiel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Merida/Rapunzel (Disney) Additional Tags: Wingfic, Wings, Genocide, not at all inspired by recent US legistlation why would you think that, Winged Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Angel Wings, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, alternate universe where magic is real and some government agencies are scared of it, so they do what humans do best- and they try and kill it, Protective Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, I'm a sucker for respectful approaches to traumatic events, Wing Grooming, mostly plot set-up for the rest of the series, literally everyone is some flavor of fruity, Toothless is coming in the next part, Light Angst, the heavy angst will come later, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, only hinted at here but i do go into it later on, Foster Care, but make it magical, this part is mostly fluff ngl, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Touch-Averse Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), with his wings anyway, for everything else, Touch-Starved Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Archangel Gabriel (Supernatural), Gabriel stress bakes, Stress Baking, Established Relationship via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/G0D8IZE September 15, 2023 at 12:10AM