What kind of disgusting person does taxidermy for a hobby? You're a creep.
*looks around*
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swallowed a huge orange slice, damn near choked, bc i was trying to hurry and eat it after hearing my work crush walk down the hall towards me
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normally i dont ever think abt nicknames or like “pet names” ig when it comes to pairings i like but i do truly in my heart believe rick is the type of person to end up calling bp by like 100 different cutesy names without even realising. like he’ll say smth as a joke once but like also serious. and bp always takes it in such a way that rick just keeps using it bc he feels like he can get away with it without being cringe or whatever
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there should be some kind of term like "post nut clarity" for when you realize that someone doesn't really fuck with you as heavily as you fuck with them. and when one of you figures it out i need someone to tattoo that shit on my fucking forehead so that i don't ever forget it bc AUGHHHHHHHHHH
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Besides your precious friendship, one of the first things that comes to mind when I think of your blog is all your incredible tags 🤭💕🥰
- @bradshawsbaby 💕
My tags are lowkey my Signature Thing™️. After 11 years (wrote 10 at first but as of later this year it’s 11 haha wow🥲😅) on this site I think it’s fair to say that. 🤭🤭🤭🫶🏻😉💕
And your friendship is endlessly precious to me too, Sweet Sarah @bradshawsbaby !! Always and forever. 🥰🫶🏻♥️
color me curious: what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of my blog?
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so like did fighting with your fists become illegal after the party of words took over or does no one in this group of like. 6-7 grown men know how to throw a fucking punch
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Because HOWWWWWWWWWWWW is it people want him to be sexless while actively sexualizing the shit out of him at the same time like WHAT is wrong with some of those damn minds...
Dammed if he fucks dammed if he don't what the hell does the acotar azriel-obsessed girlies that act like that wants from that poor man I don't fucking get it lol let him alone or let him fuck who he wanted in page ‼️it was never gonna be you girl he can't fucking TOUCH YOU get over it ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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