#engineer mod

[solardrake]

Delivering mail to the furthest corners of the server ✉✈

[syckubota]

a ceramics project I completed last month. our assignment was to create shoe sculptures, and we were allowed to get wild with it, so i decided to design a G-Mod/Source Engine error themed one. the checker print was meant to be a vivid magenta, but it became more of a dark grape when it was fired in the kiln.

[bsptourist]

gm_kleinercomcenter (a.k.a. The Kleiner Community Center)

created by Oatmeal II

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[making-you-in-spore]

this is the craziest fucking spore mod i have ever seen

[chickenburgergmod]

*plays buddy holly*

[woodsywarbler]

most normal thing for an engineer to say to his doctor after getting experimental technology permanently implanted

[tf2aaa-batteries]

(Merc practice, im workin on heavy i swear i swEA-)

[pastel-medic]

Engie canonly having 11 PhDs and Stanford having 12 PhDs is a highly amusing fact to me :P like these guys really just casually have high IQs and deal with chaos every day

[gayfraggle]

Incredibly important question.

[teetiro]

HOMESTUCKIES…

ABSOLUTELY SHREDDING IT!!!

HELL YEAAAAAAA

[doomflapper]

do you ever talk to someone and think to yourself “this person has never played a source engine game in their life and it is so fucking obvious”

[bsptourist]

gm_watermelons_river

created by umbrellea

[gachacatt]

Im so glad she gets her own quest after all this time! I think the objects need source engine physics btw

[queerfortress2]

Hello!

May I request any number of mercs you’d like to write for helping a S/O who is getting burnt out from work/school/general busy life stuff?

I’m having the worst burnout right now and it stinks :/

If I had any preference…any of these: Medic, Engie, Scout, Spy

You can write for one, you can write for all of them, whatever you would like to do.

I’m a woman and use she/her but you can make this gender neutral so non-female folks can also enjoy, whichever you’d like!

Hope you’re well, and thank you <3

an engie request finally you don’t understand — mod engie

GN!READER X MEDIC + ENGINEER + SCOUT + SPY (SEPARATE)

MEDIC

my brother in christ he is ALSO working. 2fort’s best paper pusher right there.

if you see work pile up he wouldn’t be opposed to helping you if you ignore is own work piling up. he doesn’t mind it really, as much as he says he doesn’t get burnt out he absolutely does and completely understands.

also taking you out of a work environment !! separate yourself from work for a little while, it’ll make you feel a lot better. he would take you somewhere nice if he wasn’t banned for 99% of public spaces, but does his best with what he has. you can walk around town together or he’ll invite you to his private quarters for you to relax with him and his Unusual Amount of Doves.

he’s also huge he’s practically a living weighted blanket. he isn’t exactly one to lay down and cuddle for hours but he can give you physical comfort before he finds himself distracted by something else in the room. you WILL have to listen to his crazy side rants if you spend time with him.

over all i think he’s more work oriented, so i think he’s more focused on “getting it all done” than “girl fuck your work we’ll go out on the town”

ENGINEER

paper pusher number two

he saw it happening before you did and probably dragged you out of the workshop before it got too serious. in the most non-creepy way possible he finds himself observing you frequently when you work together (or just in the same area) and will run checks on you frequently. need water? don’t worry about it, got a mini fridge right there for you— hey would you be a darling and pass the beer over too? thanks.

hospitality is his deal, even if you’re dating he finds himself treating you like a guest. you get the top priority. ignore his constant working and hypocrisy and he’s like a mini nurse.

also also probably does the work for you while he distracts you with something else. he doesn’t mean to be untruthful but.. while you nap he might’ve finished up a bit of your work and just told you that you did it but you were so tired you didn’t remember. HE JUST WANTS THE BEST FOR YOU

celebration too! he can actually go places, he takes you to a nice little diner and has dinner with you. he’s wearing his stupid little plaid shirt and jeans to dress nice and is TOTALLY playing but off like he’s the prettiest boy at the party. (he is) he even does the slick back hair motion on his hardhat (or very bald head). i want his dead /pos.

SCOUT

brother doesn’t know what he’s doing. he is one of the WORST at trying to help you get work done. he honestly just tells you to forget about it and you both just leave to go run about the base for a bit. a good jog never hurt anyone, i guess. (pauling is drowning in work)

he’s irresponsible so don’t trust him to help you either, he’ll forget about it and get distracted with something else entirely. but it’s the thought that counts! he’s also illiterate so that’s probably a problem with homework or just filing pages…

he also doesn’t take no for an answer, if you shove him off he’s just gonna keep pestering you, or if you’re small enough? just GRAB YOU. you’re leaving that desk whether you like it or NOT. you’re gonna go— as the kids say— “touch grass.” it’s gonna happen.

on the bright side, you’re never bored, he’s extremely entertaining. even if it gives you guys weird looks out in public, at least you aren’t frowning! you’re just having a good time.

if anything you’re going to get a good break, but when you get back that work is still going to be there, that’s a guarantee.

[thedinkler]

I just realized I think I forgot to post my awesome tf2 caveman rock drawings