#equius zahakk

[cpoi-ssant]

i was mentally here all along and it's already 2024

[umbralundertaker]

equius haters work hard but equius lovers work harder

[relaxxattack]

bad take: i love equius im sorry i know everyone hates him and thinks hes like the most disgusting troll character but i see his little smile in pesterquest and im like ohhhh by god my sweet little boy my angel etc etc

[spamtonromantic]

[weedberries]

13! equius as a sodalite!

[ardentalgor]

picture spam!!! i finally sat down and took pictures of all of the doodles i've made in my various notebooks. Dirk and Aeirah arent the only one featured, another s/i of mine, irah, and her significant other, equius, are featured as well! irah is an heir of hope!

[zainthescarfman]

Homestuck Challenge

During each Zodiac's timeframe during the year; copy the Typing Quirk of one of the Trolls that corresponds(Ex: Aries - March 21 through April 19; type like how Aradia or Damara Megido would). Add the Cherubs' if you're into the 13th sign.

[bloodymaid]

*leans into the mic*

NO ONE IN HOMESTUCK IS MORALLY PURE AND THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT WHEN DISCUSSING THE CHARACTERS.

thank you.

[cockyroaches]

Trans girl equius is SUCH a great headcanon she's so fucking beautiful 😔💞

[No terfs lol]

[kn1ght0fd00m]

ANY OF Y’ALL RP HOMESTUCK?

So @bloodymaid and I made a homestuck highschool RP server! If anyone RPs any of the beta kids, alpha kids, beta trolls, alpha trolls, cherubs or Hiveswap characters (Friendsim included!) we’d be happy to have you! Private message me with what character you’d like to play and we’ll shoot you the link!

TAKEN CHARACTERS SO FAR

Humans

John Egbert

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Jade Harley

Roxy Lalonde

Jake English

Dirk Strider

Trolls

Karkat Vantas

Aradia Megido

Sollux Captor

Nepeta Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Vriska Serket

Eridan Ampora

Kankri Vantas

Damara Megido

Mituna Captor

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

[troll-tits]

equius is Trans Man and theres NOTHING u can do about it.

[umbralundertaker]

nepeta x equius stupid horse amv (animated in ms paint)

[cherub-bite-mark]

you know what fuck it! im not a prude. if ... ahhh fuck I forgot his name... the little horse pony boy... equius's dad.. brother... dancester! well if equius's dancester like horse dildos, good for him!! we stan ! im stanning the zahakks yall

[sharunie]

I did this while listening to space jam

[kn1ght0fd00m]

I ASKED MY SISTER TO REACT TO HOMESTUCK, THIS ENSUED.

John Egbert (Jake)

-Nerd

-Nobody pays attention to him even though he’s real sweet

Rose Lalonde (Evil Hermione Granger)

-Goth

-Will kill you

-Has killed people

-Dark Magic

Dave Strider (Jake #2)

-Cool guy that everyone likes

-Gets all the bitches

-Actually just sad

Jade Harley (Emo Luna Lovegood)

-Who

-Who is she

-Cryptid

Karkat Vantas (Jake #3)

-Emo

-Nobody likes him

-Angry

-Will fight you

Aradia Megido (Simone)

-The best one

-Mains support

-Fun at parties

Tavros Nitram (Damon)

-The actually cool one

-Everybody likes Damon

-Does Magic

Sollux Captor (Dejon)

-Damon’s long lost twin

-Jealous

-People like him but not as much as Damon

Nepeta Leijon (Stefvani)

-Relatable

-Dating Damon

-Secretly in love with Dejon

Kanaya Maryam (Shelly/Catherine??)

-Stefvani’s best friend

-Wants the throne

-Likes Damon

Terezi Pyrope (Zach)

-Single Pringle

-Radical

-Has a dog

Vriska Serket (Dusk)

-Zach’s sister

-Volunteers at the humane society

-Doesn’t want to be here

Equius Zahakk (John)

-Still lives with his parents

-Wants to be cool

-Extra

Gamzee Makara (Mother Gothel)

-Shape shifter

-Plotting against everyone

-Hates you all

Eridan Ampora (Emo Aquaman)

-Saves sealife

-Really into Star Wars

-Nobody likes him

Feferi Peixes (Princess Natalie)

-Everybody’s friend

-On the cheer squad

-Shelly’s sister

Bonus: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOHN AND JAKE ARE TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE??? THEY’RE IDENTICAL???????”