#eric cartman 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[cartmankisser]

SO I watched the new episode -

I WANNA SEE HEADCANONS OF ERIC AND HIS S/O DOING TIKTOKS 😭 PLEASE whatever comes to your mind like do you think he’d start blasting phonk just to feel good or would he do the sigma face 😭😭 please I’m begging you I’m wheezing 😭

LMAOOO i love this and hate it at the same time

i just cant see him doing most trends with you. he refuses to dance or do anything that makes him look gay (in his words), but he'd totally spam your comment sections and hype you up... sorta?

like i feel like he'd say "i'm so lucky to be dating the hottest person in skewl", rather than just say your hot. does that make sense????? like he talks about himself while complimenting you 😭

in my head i keep switching him from being like?? "oh my god you guys. my partner is so cool and chill and funny. like they're soooooo smart and funny you guys." and being like... ".....no y/n that idea's fucking lame as fuck 😐"

he's got that duality i guess

but yeah he doesn't mind being behind the camera and filming you. he likes any chance to show you off

idk i just don't see him posting often. just things like... really stupid clips of him and his friends doing stupid shit (like hopping fences or lighting cow shit on fire) under "alpha male music" or something dumb like that 💀.. he thinks it makes him look tough

comments a BUNCH though

hate comments and tagging his friends/you to back him up, being gay about sports players, i can see him liking those car edits too lmao

AND I CAN SEE HIM DOING THE SIGMA FACE TRYING TO SEEM TOUGH TOO LMAO. he starts doing it unironically and just randomly during conversations. he thinks it makes him look badass and he'll get soooo defensive if you tell him it's cringe asf

[vvanini]

the gang & butters post covid evolution + hair versions

[unauvaverde]

[izzis-cardboardbox-of-confusiooo]

Da boiiiiz da gremlinzzzz

[galvanyc-flapper]

🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[derpoprime]

movie night :}}

[bloogers-boogers]

@bugsyboo-bb thank u for the beautiful coloring!! I adore this, dude😭💕

Bugsy’s art blog! Make sure to follow cx🤲✨( @bugzyyybabes )

[birchisnotokay]

(BLOOD)I need to stop making aus

[victimized-martyr]

4, 20, 33 for the asks if you'd like

4. Is kyle a hypocrite? 

YES wtf this shouldn’t be a question this is fact. Like this ain’t up to opinion, this is baked into the show. (s6) He lectures to open air about the immorality of sensationalizing conditions and deformities yet within 5 minutes does not hesitate to guilt Butters into faking a condition worth sensationalizing just so he Stan and Cartman can golf. (s16) Butters’ breakdown abt Kyle “ You just think you know everything, don't you Kyle?! Every little thing you gotta shoot your mouth off like you're the frickin' expert!” that’s so raw dude. It’s so real. These are the only two moments that pop off the top of my head but I’m certain there are more examples of Kyle bein a hypocrite. Not only is he a hypocrite, he can be a self righteous asshole.

20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up

Nooo nuh uh nope I can’t answer that in confidence. The careers I’d tailor to these lil dudes are based on where their characters are at the moment and within a season’s notice Mattrey’ll be out here taking these characters into different directions and evolving them and it’d wipe my hard work off the table 😭

Ceo vs Repairman Cartman was Cartman’s definitive future 10+ years ago. Rabbi vs Homeless are the more likely futures Cartman faces now. Absolutely no one saw Kenny becoming a nobel prize winning scientist and philanthropist yet here we are.

As much as I love speculating based on what canon gives us, I gotta give this to Trey and wipe my hands clean.

33. Which SP character would be your SBF?

Kenny, but I say this bc my irl bestie identifies most with Kenny. so 👯‍♀️

[stimtfil]

kyman week 2nd day: elementary school

I loved this grade stickers they're so cute ☹️☹️🤲

[fuzzypinkplushiez]

Craig wants to say offensive things (!! THIS IS A JOKE !!)

[justanartistiguess]

come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine!!!

i love this show sooooo much even tho i only got into it a month ago janansjsjsnaanxjx

anyways have this because i’m proud of it lowkey

[unauvaverde]

[iammissingautumn]

The graduating class of South Park goes on a senior vacation. So, they make their way in their cars with their supplies for the week and some even explore the grounds.

[jewbeloved]

Heya! If you're willing, can you do Cartman, Kyle, Pip, & Damien with a reader who gets flustered easily? Any kind act will make their face heat up and shy away

Cartman, Kyle, Pip, and Damien with a flustered s/o💖💖❤️♥️

Warnings: Cartman.

Gender: Neutral

❤️ Eric Cartman🩸

Dawg what?

You know Cartman is a bitch most of the time, so I doubt he will show a lot of kindness 😭😭😭

He is mean to you as well, but not as much with everyone else.

To put it simple, he's completely neutral most of the time around you ;-;

The only time when he shows you kindness is when he is in a good mood or needs comforting.

He was weirded out when he saw your cheeks all red at first.

"What the hell (Name)? why are your cheeks all red??? are you going to have a heart attack or are you sick???".

He soon realized that his kindness towards you has made you flustered around him which ended him being more flustered then you.

You had to sleep on the floor tonight :')❤️❤️❤️

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🌈

Kyle is a sweetheart to you most of the time, but unlike Cartman. He knows that his kindness and affection towards you always makes you flustered.

He'd be lying if he said that he doesn't find you adorable whenever your face is all red.♥️

He may tease you a little for it >:3

Cartman is a jerk, so Kyle won't show you PDA in public since Cartman made a big deal out of Kyle cuddling you in the lockers room and went around the school screaming "(NAME) IS BEING A SLUT FOR KAHL!!!".

Kyle punched him in the face to shut him up afterwards <3

So you both decided to have your moments whenever nobody was around to interrupt you 2.

Kyle definitely gave you the nickname "Cherry cheeks" since you always get flustered.💚💚💚💚💚

💛 Phillip Pirrup 💀

Holy hell, your face is going to be red all the time since Phillip is indeed the most kindest kid in south park. (Most of the time).

He would be actually worried for you the first time he made you flustered and thought you were sick. He offered you some tea until you had to tell him that his kindness towards you made you flustered.

He wouldn't react too much, but he would give you a gentle smile while having a little blush on his face as well.

"Oh dear (Name), you look so beautiful whenever you are flustered. It suits you really well!".

He'd shower you with compliments whenever you get flustered (He's taking advantage of this).

His older sister will be annoyed and start yelling at you and Phillip, but you both just ignore her and continued on with your day. 💛💛💛💛💛

🖤 Damien Thorn ☄️

He barley shows kindness, but that doesn't mean he isn't capable of showing it.

Man has been living in hell, so you might want to explain to him why your cheeks are all red all of a sudden when he has finally mustered up the confidence to show affection towards you.

He might feel bad and stop showing affection towards you because he thinks you might be tired of feeling flustered all the time.

Please reassure him that isn't case. 🥺

He will get all flustered himself after he showed kindness towards you,he isn't used to this "human interaction" thing okay?😵‍💫😭

If you aren't really bothered by feeling flustered by his actions all the time. Then he will continue to do it as long as it makes you happy and comfortable. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Sometimes I cringe at the way I'm writing my prompts, IM SO INSECURE ABOUT MY WRITING 😭😭😭

[southparkhcsocs]

Please help~

NSFW - all characters are aged up, mid twenties.

Context: you're sleeping round your boyfriends house and in the middle of the night he needs help~

Stan's gang!

This is really a dumb little thing I thought of this morning enjoy!

Kyle Broflovski

"Babe.. y/n, are you awake?"

Whining and whimpering

"Baaaabe?"

This boy is huffing and puffing

You shuffle in your sleep

"Are you awake 👀"

Silence

He can't hold it any more he wants you to wake up and satisfy his needs

He gently shakes you awake

"baby, please touch me.. 🥺"

"what?"

"I need you" he whimpers as he buries his face into your neck. Moving his leg over you thrusting his hips desperately into your side.

You of course happily oblige to his need for your touch.

Stan Marsh

This poor guy

Wakes up in the middle of the night hard as a rock.

He turns to you, checking if you're awake.

"babe?" He whispers quietly.

Silence.

He's not going to wake you.

He knows you have work in the morning.

So he just takes your sleeping hand and holds it and he traces his other hand down. Almost panting..

He starts of slowly, looking at you're sleeping face. God you looked to precious 💕

As he starts pumping faster he sqeezes your hand a little too hard.

He freezes as you turn around.

You're facing him directly now instead of being on your back and god he can't hold out much longer~

He quietly whimpers your name as he comes to his climax.

Kenny McCormick

Let's be real m'kay

This boy wastes NO time in waking you up

"please y/n, I need you~"

Wether it be gently kissing you neck caressing your body

Of violently shaking to so he could just feel your touch!!

Before you're even fully awake he's already on top of you ready

"no, ken, I'm too tired.."

Whimper

"can I just jerk over you 🥺"

"just.. not in my hair, okay?"

Massive and I mean MASSIVE smile on his face as he nods and gets down to business.

Eric Cartman

I'm not going to lie

Cartman is my fav

He wakes up in the dead of night hard

Ugh

You're fast asleep

So he's sure you won't mind if he uses your hand

The carefully takes a hold of your wrist and moves it towards his cock.

Gently, he wraps your fingers around himself and just starts going for it

He goes slow for like 2 seconds before using your hand to pump

Thing is, this guy cannot keep quiet

Whimpering, moaning, panting all of it

And of course, with the pressure of him squeezing your hand and the fast movements, you wake up

You quickly realised what's happening so to start assisting.

"what are you doing?"

"I think y-you know what I'm doing y/n.." his voice shaking

"god, Eric. I never realised you were such a pervert." You smirk

"i-im not!" He moves your hand faster using his other hand to grip onto your forearm.

"you totally are~"

"Y/n just s-shut up and help me~" he whimpers as you start to take full control

You can feel his cock twitching in your hand so you know he's going to cum soon.

You stop just before he reaches his climax

"w-wha- y/n what are - don't stop!!"

"say it."

"say what?"

"say you're a dirty little pervert."

He looks annoyed you can just barely see his face in the moon light as you smirk.

"you're not allowed to cum until you say it, Eric."

He huffs " i- I'm a dirty .. little p-pervert.."

"good boy" you continue rubbing him until he releases his load into your hand

But you don't stop. It's his turn to feel over stimulated~