#errmmmm. yeah

[saturnaous]

do you wanna send me art rqs I promise I can actually draw sometimes

[d1edre]

smile and wave boys

[parfaityuri]

yeah I'm normal about them

[formulaonecrumbs]

making space for you 🧡

Lando Norris x gf!reader (though gender isn’t specified and reader is set as a model idk)

summary: Lando Norris wants his girlfriend to move in but doesn’t have the nerve to ask directly, so he starts dropping subtle (and not-so-subtle) hints. She starts catching on.

warnings: none that i can think of. it’s just pure tooth-rotting fluff.

A/N: FIRST WRITTEN FIIICC RAAHHH!!! i’ve had this in my drafts (off tumblr) for weeks. i don’t put my writing many places so this is special 😇 i hope y’all don’t hate it because i kind of love it errmmmm ANYWAYS enjoy! happy reading 🫶 p.s. can one of y’all give me prompts, i’m so lost rn. my asks are always open ♡︎ LOVE U BABIES MWAH 💋

Lando was acting suspicious again.

Not in a cheating way. No—he was still very much the golden retriever boyfriend who texted goodnight with a heart and a photo of his feet hanging off the hotel bed. But suspicious in the “I’m clearly hiding something but I think I’m being slick about it” kind of way.

You first noticed it when you came back from Milan. You’d just wrapped a runway show and all you wanted was to crawl into Lando’s ridiculously oversized bed and not speak to another human for at least twelve hours.

Instead, you walked into his closet to steal one his hoodies, as you usually did, and found your clothes—folded. Color-coded. Already in there.

“You reorganize now?” you asked, raising a brow as he leaned against the doorframe, looking entirely too pleased with himself.

“Don’t look at me like that,�� he grinned. “It’s practical.”

“Is it?”

“You’re here, like, half the time,” he shrugged. “Makes sense.”

“Except I have a place five minutes from here.”

“Which you barely use.”

He wasn’t wrong. Still. Weird.

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The next time, it was the bathroom.

A whole drawer. Toothbrush, hairbrush, your favorite moisturizer, that one serum you can never find in the UK—he’d somehow gotten it shipped from Paris. Though, he was Lando Norris, you should’ve expected it.

You squinted at him when you found it.

He shrugged again. “I know your skin freaks out if you switch products. Thought I’d help.”

“I could’ve brought it myself.”

“Yeah, but this way, you don’t have to.” His grin widened. “Aren’t I the best boyfriend ever?”

“You’re something,” you muttered, though your cheeks flushed all the same.

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But then there were his socks in your designated drawer. Your shampoo replaced by full-sized bottles of his favorites. His phone charger always “accidentally” ending up in your purse. A second key to his flat mysteriously showing up in your handbag, like it walked there itself.

You weren’t dumb. He was doing something. Slowly. Subtly.

But he wouldn’t say it.

Not once did the words “move in” pass his lips. You knew because you’d started counting how many days he danced around it.

Seventeen.

Seventeen days of hints and nudges and one very suspicious IKEA receipt.

So naturally, you decided to make him squirm.

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“Baby,” you called one afternoon, holding up a pair of his boxers from your laundry basket. “Why is your underwear here?”

Lando peeked up from his phone, lying on the sofa with his feet draped over the armrest. “We share laundry now. Efficient, no?”

“You’re not even here half the week.”

He smirked. “Yet my socks keep ending up in your drawer. Funny, that.”

“Funny…” You narrowed your eyes. “You planning on invading more drawers, Mr. Norris?”

“Just testing the waters,” he said smoothly, like it wasn’t a completely weird thing to say.

You sat beside him, kicking his legs off so you could steal his spot. “You know, normal people ask their girlfriends to move in with them.”

“Is that so?”

“Mhm. It’s this crazy concept called communication. You should try it.”

Lando turned his head, giving you that boyish smile—the one that got him out of trouble and into most people’s hearts. “And if I were to ask you… what would you say?”

You tilted your head, pretending to think. “Depends.”

“On what?”

“On whether I get full control of the bathroom cabinet or not.”

“You already have it!”

“Then maybe I’d say yes.”

He grinned, looking relieved. “So, hypothetically… if I didn’t want to ask because it’s terrifying and what if you say no and break my poor fragile heart—”

“You’re so dramatic.”

“—hypothetically, would it be okay if I just kept sneakily merging our lives until one day you wake up and realize we already live together?”

You bit your lip, trying not to laugh. “That’s literally what you’re doing.”

“Subtlety is a skill.”

“No, it’s avoidance.”

He poked your knee. “It’s a love language.”

“Yours is physical touch and being annoying.”

“And yours is pretending you don’t like when I’m annoying.”

You smiled then, small and soft. The look in your eyes not less amused, but now accompanied by complete fondness and love. “You’re right.”

“I usually am,” he said, full of himself.

You nudged his shoulder. “Fine. Let’s do it.”

He blinked. “Do what?”

“Move in.”

His mouth dropped open for a second. “Wait—you’re serious?”

You shrugged. “You said it, didn’t you? I already basically live here. Might as well make it official.”

Lando stared, like he didn’t believe you. “You want to move in with me? Like… permanently?”

“I’ve tolerated your snoring for over a year. I think I can handle the rest.”

He laughed, pulling you into his arms, half crushing you in a hug, peppering every inch of your face with kisses. “You have no idea how happy you just made me.”

“I think I do,” you said against his chest. “You’ve been plotting this since December.”

“Okay, maybe I’ve had a Pinterest board since November—don’t judge.”

You groaned. “Oh my god. You’re ridiculous.”

“I just wanted it to feel like home. Like ours. Not just mine.”

You pulled back to look at him, my expression softened. It always seemed soften with him. “It already does, Lando.”

His eyes softened, voice gentler. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Good,” he said, pressing a kiss to your forehead. “Because I already ordered us a matching towel set.”

You laughed into his hoodie, shaking your head.

Of course he did.

[the-sacred-beast]

errmmmm I mean like okay I guess

anyways remember the the silly poll yeah I did the art

anyways thanks @inkclan00 for this post, I did in fact draw it.

[stupidlittlespirit]

Errmmmm do you think the glasses stay on or off during sex? 🫢 (Asking for a friend)

Imagine making out with Ford with them on and him getting so red in the face because you have to take the sleeve of your shirt to clear them from getting all fogged up 😭

Or when he’s pounding you into the mattress they start sliding off his face and he goes to take them off but then you’re like ‘NO! THE GLASSES STAY ON’ 🤬 And he gets all flustered because he had no idea you even liked them on him in the first place but now? He gets a major boost of confidence.

Yes Ford, glasses are hot.

They stay on. I'm a firm believer that he can't see anything without them on, so he has to wear them all the time. Even when he gets all sweaty and they constantly slide down his nose, he has to pause to shove them back up into place :) Even better, pushing them up for him because he's too caught up to notice.......

But also yeah even if he didn't need them on all the time then they'd need to stay on because glasses are very sexy!!!!! He'd definitely get a little boost out of it for sure. I think he's quite shy about the way he looks/has low self-esteem in general, so any little compliment like that would make him get all red and smiley.

[zeeposting]

alright gamers another art dump time

uuhhh i will have extra notes in the alt text just like last art dump ^_^

okay errmmmm uh yeah!! yaaay thats it!!!

@zombieefish hey look nightlight and felt-tip pen

@inkizblog hey look youre here

@ashlynthecarrottop hey look youre also here

@cloudstongue hey look everything

@millyzasilly hey look everything

yeah okay 🔥🔥

[joshviktor]

I’m burnt out as hell from that sprunki

Okay maybe not entirely but I’m getting there errmmmm

nobody really cares bout this blog okay that’s a lie idk

Uh yeah I’m just gonna might delete that side blog hmm die

T hi s was pijntlesss I got some music skill but I wasted all of that on sorunkle sprunki ehh

I mean can probably type normal I think I’m still tired.

[jingleburgers]

Ive been seeing a lot of stuff about the toby fox papyrus dedan theme. Idk how people are reacting to it over here but ive been seeing it on twitter a lot.

My opinion? Errmmmm people are overreacting a lot about it on both sides. Yeah and the fact that i say that DOES make me better. I saw a post about it that utdr fans cant take any criticism towards toby fox and i kinda did notice that! Like a lot of posts that are defending toby fox did have kris pfps n stuff or sans or whatever. Trust me i love toby i had that guy as my pfp on twitter 4 like.. 5ever a while ago but yall gotta stop glazing him for a bit </3 and then theres the people that are soooo mad about papyrus theme being incorporated like idk. Im kinda annoyed about it too but irs really not that big of a deal. BUT YKNOW WHAT IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE… BECAUSE PAPYRUS WAS INSPIRED BY DEDAN NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND OHHHHH I JUST REALIZED THAT RN SO WOULDNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE FOR PAPYRUS THEME TO HAVE PARTS OF DEDANS ORIGINAL THEME IN IT??? okay im joking there but still.

im still sad the whole soundtrack had to be replaced :( i liked the original so much. Then theres people that r like “well if you like it so much then play the og” theres literally a whole new zone being added to the new one! anyways the new soundtrack doesnt ruin the game for me so of course im still gonna play it and im sure theres gonna be songs i love because i love tobys work in ut/dr/hs and like some songs in omori so theres defs gonna be some songs i like in here. I lost my train of thought. Im ending this here. Bye

[sieglinde-freud]

sometimes i look at the fire emblem subreddits (I KNOWWWWW but its more efficient for gameplay discussion/looking at older posts) and its normally fine but they have subreddits for both engage and three houses specifically and both of them are just full of “errmmmm does anyone like engage more than three houses” “uhhhh yeah unpopular opinion three houses is better than engage??” arent you people tired. get tired. please

[ashoss]

Your top ten post’s links don’t work :( is it because of the url change?

actually yeah it probably is 😭😭 forgot that usernames actuallt matter errmmmm

i could go back and edit the links for the posts !

[chewysticks]

Oh im gonna SCREAM TUMBLR KEEPS BUGGIN DAWG

aanyywaysnuhm guys guys guys look at my funny ocs woah!!!!! Uh this is actually older art of them errmmmm

More older art uuhhh

gang did anyone play thise stupid mobile games where you beat and torture the hell out of a little guy and youd have like weapons n stuff and you could kill them repeatedly

uh thats what these guys basically are. But they dont die and uhmm lowkey its like bonding for them (XD is the one who commits most of the violence because bro is a freakazoid who doesnt know how to show affection)

These are more recent. I had decided to like. Add more to them because theyre boring uuuhh

they dont really need clothes but like they treat clothes as accessories i guess lol

Ok YAP ALERT

the tallest dude there yeah the zest fest uhm tvatd Avian (i named these frEAKS after random shi uhm dont attack me pls im veRY unoriginal) uhhh i very recently made him hes uhhh he zesty as hell but like bro is trying his hardest to be straight

the one in boots is A-Z, shes like. Shes uuuhh idk a girlboss i guess idfkkkk uh shes like normal. Shes the most Normal one here

the one with the tie is Left. Bro is SO down bad for A-Z its not funny gang uhh but she dont like him cos lowkey he not a good person i guess??? Like. Think leafy bfdi real but ten times worse. He tries to pose himself as a “good person” (he one of them Nice Guys on r/AITA oh God but he might be less worse?) but bro like makes a hundred mistakes that end up harming people. He does shi that HE thinks is nice without really taking in account what other people may think and then bro sits there and wonders “siiigghhhhh why does no one like me :(“

the guy with the X on her head is Bracket. Shes been shown and posted on here and on Scratch. Basically shes Normal but like she still a FREAK dawg she literally sacrifices her organs to XD because she Really likes them a lot even if they scare her a little. She uhhhh doesnt like chaotic and unpredictable people because theyre Exhausting to be around but she likes XD so uhh she dont mind she just wishes that bro would stop chewing on her ankles at three in the morning

and then XD!!! Uh theyre a FREAKAZOID… they dont know how to show affection like. At All. Sure they know how ti hug n shii but like they get too touchy n stuff and may accidentally cross boundaries. Uhh they use violence a lot. Bracket lets them chew on her lungs though so they think theyre on the right path. And geah bracket mostly looks uncomfortable but like she dont know how to respond to this. Imagine your friend starts eating your organs even tho you said they could. You would AT LEAST side eye their goofy ass. XD is also a jerk in general but Bracket tries ti teach that just because she lets gnaw on her spine doesnt mean that Other People want their bones eaten

I draw XD more than i do the other guys uhm. look i Really like thwm

WAIT THIS ALSO MEANS I AM LEGALLY ALLOWED TO SAY THAT XD IS AN OC THATS NOT TRAUMATIZED HAHAHHAHAHA I CAN MAKE UNTRAUMATIZED OCS I SWEAR GUYS I SWEAR

[tylerwolfokonma]

Do you have more interests other than Spiderverse, Tyler the Creator, and Spawn?? just wondering lol

Errmmmm yeah those are just my current interests ..

I also like garfield, american psycho, spongebob, deadpool[movie], black panther [movie], pokémon, hazbin hotel[im not a stupid and overly sensitive pussy like MOST of the fandom pls spare me], madness combat, cookie run, sonic, eddsworld, uhh I watch family guy sometimes and yeah

[wolfcake101]

thinking about that one time my friend was like "what if against all odds spark and chip revvington were besties" bc like. yeah.

you see. spark is obsessed with chainsaws. and errmmmm yeah. yeah she would fucking love chip revvington

would the feeling be mutual? no do you. do you really think this chainsaw man would be friends with this stupid little annoying sparkle dog. no lol

sorry i wouldve doodled chip to go along with this but i can't lol

[usagiverse]

Vesper-sama! Hell-o!

I was thinking, the turtles have the turtle pile, and we saw how the twins sleep together... but all usagis have a usagi pile? maybe in winter?

I have questions for the comic too, the ninja who marked Yuichi said "I smell" not see, why?.. and just in the next panel "jolt" ...but maybe is spoiler, so not problem if you can't explain

Btw the draw on fire is better...more dramatical? yes sir is better... and thanks, Yui-san looks cute with the strawberry sticker

Bunnon, I don't have energy or soul in this moment, but missed you and usagis... take care of yourself Vesper-sama

Usagi Pile! That’s right. Please take note of how “beds” are actually more like bean bags ;) It’s flexible, it’s circular, and there’s more surface area the more you put weight on it, so it fits more than it seems. Some have fluffy tops, some are just normal, and others might be fluffy all over— depends on how they like it, I suppose.

The twins grew up mostly alone with just the two of them and have each other’s backs at all times, so there isn’t a night they aren’t sleeping on each other. Yuichi snores the loudest and lays in the weirdest positions, while Shuji manages to sleep through a thunderstorm, so they’re kind of perfect for each other… Yui also knows exactly how to wake Shuji up if he needs a quick response from his brother, so he technically just lets Shuji sleep in. When they start living with Mizuki it causes a small, teeny tiny problem…

When Miyamoto is born, his parents are more than willing to pile. Yuichi joins in and Mizu can’t even protest, he’s related so he deserves it, and still living with them so he might as well. It starts to be more normal to sleep in 4 since Miyamoto is too young to be left alone. Once he’s old enough to have his own bed, they don’t pile as much except for winter or when he has a nightmare. Yuichi, at this point, learned to sleep by himself, so he doesn’t bother Mizu or his brother anymore. He might bother Miya sometimes, in Yuichi fashion. “Ohhh, My Nephew, I can't sleep~!” He would see if Miyamoto was awake. No response? Yuichi just ever so slightly worms himself over to the bed and lays on one end of it. There was a response? Yuichi would bellyflop onto Miya’s bed, which obviously gives Mizuki a heart attack if she heard about it, but it’s funny for the other two. Then they goof off, Yuichi would have done his job for the day, and they either sleep like that or he goes back to his room if Miya requests privacy.

Sorry, that was already so long and there’s still another part to your ask lol..

Dear Bunnon... errmmmm can you see their eyes ? ? I can't ... maybe it's just me but a giant metal plate over the entire half of the head might hinder vision just a little bit ! maybe you see something I don't, though.... or smell... (I drew this on my phone forgive me, my hand wants to rest but I wanted to draw anyway) In all seriousness though, yeah, they might be a little bit blind ! Also note the wording in this panel hmhm

"HAS AN HEIR." It's singular. The Ninja is actually.. unaware of Shuji's presence. Oh, and they're a lynx! Might make them a tag, they're really interesting to draw. I won't tag them by name since that would be a spoiler, but maybe #Lynx or #NNC Lynx or something would work? ionno Andddd, well, I suppose it would be a spoiler, yes... Perhaps there is meaning to this "JOLT" ? Can anyone tell for sure? Anyone know why they seemingly were .. shocked, into leaving the Usagis alone? Hmm.

I miss you too Bunnon, stay safe and take care ! UV and the Usagis will always wait for you and you're always welcome back here.

[gracieblood]

dogs or cats?

pizza or pasta?

movies or tv shows?

breakfast, lunch or dinner?

what's your favourite sport?

what do you think is the coolest instrument?

do you like musicals? if so, what's your favourite musical?

would you rather never be able to watch tmf or ghosts ever again?

i think ur super cool <3

I CANT PICK 😭 but ill go with cats

pasta

tv shows

lucnh🌸🩷💞

errmmmm no

electric guitar cause yeah

yeah but the only one i’ve ever been to see was school of rock which was really good

i hope that you get pushed out of a window break your neck and end up with a group of gay dead people for the rest of your life for asking that /j

THWNK YOUUUUU YOURE COOLER<333