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They feel the disapproving gaze of an umpire burning into them and quickly say âIt doesnât matter! We canât both be on third, weâre breaking the rules.â
âI thought being punk was all about breaking the rules,â Eugenia teases, and Ziwa doesnât understand how she can be so cheerful right now -- and then she takes their hand, and Ziwa stops trying to understand anything, only holds tight to the sticky-warm feeling theyâve gotten so used to.
Fic about that time Ziwa and Eugenia canonically held hands on base :)
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Remember that 5 minutes in season 16 when we got necromancied York Silk back and the Talkers were going to be evil to make him feel accepted and welcomed?
Shout out to Cora and No Rainchecks, I dip into the You Hate It Here speech a little.

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Riz should murder the absolute fuck about of Eugenia Shadows and take her place as a rouge teacher. She fucking sucked and is terrible.
I hate her more than the fandom hates Kipperlilly chamberpot.
She's a bad, terrible, no good teacher who gets paid to do NOTHING but hover about. She's garbage. She could have been an extra curricular. Or like fuck man she's just dog shit.
You mean to tell ME that freshmen students don't need guidance or whatever? Like oh my fucking god.
I know she's a fictional bitch. I know she's played for laughs. And I know her reveal or whatever is "cool" but I will fist fight anyone at a waffle house parking lot at 3am over this dogshit teacher who did damn near nothing for her students.
She stresses me out. She reminds me of a teacher I had and to this day I people throw thumb backs under his car tires. Fuck you dude. My tax dollars paid for YOU TO DO NOTHING????
I know this doesn't matter
I fucking KNOW
But GOD DOES SHE SUCK
She cannot be the only rogue teacher right?
Like I'm about to make an Oc rogue teacher and a fanfic about how the school system sucks donkey dick
I mean shit
I feel like it should be waaaay more on hands
And like fuck you could have hidden bells or something in select locations students can steal for +1 on their final grade.
P sure Basar would be so cool with helping out the school and drumming up business. They can't steal the bell if they DONT GO TO THE ICE VREAM SHOP
I'm sorry
I am just... Wow Eugenia Shadows is giving me mad stress tokens and she's not even real. Fuck that bitch. I hope gets erased from all time and ever existing at all. Rotten, useless, waste of tax dollars, educational failure.
Oh only 2 STUDENTS DID THE ONE THING YOU SET UP??? ONLY 2????
What in the 1% is this bullshit
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Nymphe had been traveling for a couple of years as she gathered her small group of misfits. They were from all over Simerica, and gradually, somehow they had found each other. She would be eternally grateful, because in just a short time she had grown to care about each and every one of them, and despite some of their shortcomings, they were valuable members of their little society.
But they knew that eventually they would have to settle down. They had originally thought about finding a place away from any signs of society - out in the countryside, where there was less likely to be Lawless about, and less chance of radiation or the remnants of biological weapons.
When they saw Evergreen Harbor, though, they knew that it was the place. It was the perfect place to start anew - it had so much trash they could repurpose for their own needs, as well as houses to raid. The more law-conscious of them raided the garbage piles, while those who were less... squeamish about stealing from dead people broke in to steal a few necessary items they could easily carry out.
Once they had scavenged enough items, they cleaned out an empty lot so they could have somewhere to stay, at least temporarily. They didn't have a lot to their names, but they were able to put together a small homeless encampment with beds made from stolen mattresses and store pallets.
"I don't see why we didn't just steal the frames, mattresses, and sheets," Gabriel commented once they had gotten everything set up.
Nymphe was beginning to grow frustrated - she loved her community members, but sometimes it was like they had rocks for brains and couldn't really absorb information that was told to them. "Do you want to drag a bed frame all the way here? I know I don't. And Goldie said all the beds were already stripped ages ago. What sheets were they supposed to take, Gabe?"
"I don't know, check the linen closets maybe?!" He was beginning to get frustrated, but they were all exhausted and frustrated so no one really held it against him.
"We did," Goldie piped up, glancing over from her conversation with Eugenia. "Picked bare. No clothes in drawers, no towels, no bed sheets, no throw blankets, nothing. We have to make due with what we found."
And that's exactly what they were going to have to do.
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4 legacy#daclegacy#deadlyapocalypsechallenge#dacgen1#nymphe graves#gabriel stern#goldie macleod#eugenia homewood#celestin acker#zayn yamada
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#so who wants to tell me who's who in this picture

i got you blestie. this is the Moist Talkers at the first Grand Siesta, between seasons 11 and 12.
Jenkins Good
Greer Lott
Fish Summer
Mooney Doctor
PolkaDot Patterson
Commissioner Vapor (6a. Buddy)
JesĂčs Koch
Lachlan Shelton
York Silk
Ziwa Mueller
(Beans) McBlase (11a. Beans)
Cedrick Spliff
Alston Cervesa (13a. ngl i forgot this little guyâs name)
Eugenia Garbage
Beasley Gloom
A. Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison B. Mooney and her wife The Moon C. ORB

my piece for the Moist Talkers zine! the team taking a well deserved day off đđŠ
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Season champs!!!
#blaseball#art#hellmouth sunbeams#moab sunbeams#carter grimsley#london simmons#cory ros#guozhi ong#pangolin ruiz#willow dice#grizz el sayed#mooney doctor#kajjala aliyev#eugenia garbage#jorge owens#cravel gesundheit#grollis zephyr#dunn keyes#my art
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Moist Talkers as text posts, part 22! Art by HetreaSky!
#blaseball#canada moist talkers#simon haley#lachlan shelton#eugenia garbage#greer lott#slosh truk#commissioner vapor#jenkins good#amos melon#york silk#polkadot patterson#spitposting#text post meme
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a collection of non beam uniforms ive developed over the years. and also the ones i uhhhh haven't. ft. whichever member of each team i thought of first
#blaseball#my art#squad#shoutout to somewhat unique uniforms#edric tosser#zack sanders#eugenia garbage#basilio mason#helga moreno#dunlap figueroa#esme ramsey#iggy delacruz#tiana takahashi#juice collins#stephanie winters#alaynabella hollywood#margarito nava#ronan jaylee#beck whitney#bright zimmerman#ayanna dumpington#curry aliciakeyes#son jensen#wyatt pothos#ji-eun jasper#luis acevedo#hewitt best
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okay I have a lot of guys I think about so putting a bunch of quick hit answers below the cut!
Dot & Workman & Beasley: a few people have said this but I think they keep hanging out in their house by the sea and relax. Dot loses their dimensional powers post end of game, and I like the idea that the two of them take the time to travel for a while slowly and to places blaseball's never been played to see the world without the stress of being involved in everything
Ziwa & Eugenia: They spend time in a cabin in Yellowstone for a good while to ease back into being together and confronting everything that's happened to them, attend some therapy, and eventually go back to Halifax and get a new apartment and eventually start parenting a baby garbage hive mind
Lachlan: opens a restaurant in downtown Halifax and becomes known as an extremely chill head chef even in stressful situations because he's Been Through It
Natha Spruce, Augusto Reddick Jr, & Wall Osborn (my secret shadows guys): after Wall falls out of the bhbh, it takes a lot of time all together and in therapy but Augusto eventually returns to teaching as an entomology professor, with Wall following in their footsteps and also pursuing an entomology degree. Natha does pro bono legal consulting and does a lot of volunteering
Jenkins, Tyler, Amos, Greer: I can see them taking a really solid bucket list style worldwide trip about a year after blaseball ends
Eris Street: has a bit of a personal crisis not really knowing what to do with cirself after being so excited to captain a team. probably takes a while to figure cir shit out and then gets involved in community action or something similar
Obscure guys quick hits:
Saturday Elder: turns up on Valhalifax out of the static & is reunited with Jan, and Jan makes fun of him for spending ??? years just playing static poker while being obviously wildly relieved he's back
Curtis Darkness: shows up back home and immediately organizes a blaseball reunion and makes a really sappy heartfelt speech about how much she loves everyone
Jay Camacho: her wife tells her while she's chopping celery for dinner and he says "good fucking riddance" and they have a nice pleasant dinner and don't discuss it any further
hey blaseball friends. if youâve thought about it at all. now that the game is over, whatâs happened to your guy(s). where are they now.
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THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON ! - SUNBEAMS SEASON 2 CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM
#blaseball#hellmouth sunbeams#moab hellmouth sunbeams#dunn keyes#willow dice#eugenia garbage#cravel gesundheit#et al...#undescribed#until like. the morning... zzzzz
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eugenia garbage đ„°
#blaseball#blaseball fanart#eugenia garbage#moist talkers#moab hellmouth sunbeams#hellmouth sunbeams#fanart#blaseball tag
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Hello! Thanks for the tag, blestie! Let me see what I got (it's all Blaseball lol)
Hold Tightly, Hold Tightly - About my Blaseball son, Jasper Coven, how he got his teacher, Kiki Familia, and how he ended up on Valhalifax. A Short Circuits story.
Food Is An Act We Do For One Another - 3 short stories centered on Lachlan Shelton, and why we cook for the people we love
Hobbs Cain's Wednesday Night Nightmare Club - Hobbs using art therapy to help Richmond Harrison out with his nightmares. Eugenia Garbage decides to join in. A meditation on making art and what it means to be a person.
Until You Said Goodbye - Elijah Bates and Hobbs Cain get along pretty well on the bench. They're not great players, they don't have a rivalry, but they keep each other company during the games. But Elijah is pretty sure those barbed jokes are becoming less sincere and more affectionate, and it sure seems like they're making more and more excuses to talk to each other⊠It's a good thing nothing could happen to change that! Nothing Bad Ever Happens To The Moist Talkers! All based on a doomed ship cynda brought up, and I quote "What if you did necromancy and got your boyfriend killed about it?"
And of course, my magnum opus, EUGENIA GARBAGE FINDS SOME CAT EARS IN A DUMPSTER AND DECIDES TO MAKE IT EVERYONEâS PROBLEM
Also I'm going to cheat and throw one more in, because we're really proud of it. Me and Cynda and Kit made The Salt together. It's a lost Short Circuit in which all of the water around Halifax has disappeared, and a dedicated coven has moved out to the salt flats where the ocean once was to try to bring it back.
Thanks again for the tag! Uhhh, it's early and my brain isn't working at 100%, but take this opportunity to put your own up if you want!
Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let's spread the self-love đ
Luckily, I have written at least five things! <sigh of relief>
In no particular order:
Once Was Lost - The start of it all. I still âenjoyâ the feeling that the inevitable approach to the gallows gives.
To Tame A Tiger - We are all miss Blaseball, RIV, and all that. I wasnât as active as I wouldâve liked, but Iâm still proud of this piece, and how it gives a bit of character to an underrepresented player.
Future Past - While Once Was Lost is the start of things, this is where a little of the meat of the story starts coming into play.
Pulling Loose The Threads - Escalation is the name of the game here, and shows a solid link to the established canon, which Iâm always wary about doing.
Holiday In Eorzea - Not just a Dead Kennedys reference! This is easily the most ambitious thing Iâve written to date, and itâs far from over. The sad thing in my mind is that it comes after a lot of other parts that are yet to be written. But sometimes, stories have their time and demand it.
Thanks for the ask, @brasideios! Iâll leave the floor open for anyone else who would like, but Iâd like to hear from @kosmosxipo , @mossy-kit, and @cyndakip - Talk some Spit!
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Eugenia Cooney anti fans, WHY DID YOU NOT LOOK UP AGE RESTRICTIONS ON YOUTUBE!!
Mate, you do know that Age Restriction is a bloody problem on the platform. Did you know that? I bet you didn't, because y'all say "aGe rEsTricT yOuR cOnTeNt"
Here's the ACTUAL deep dive on Age Restriction Content.
BIG ACTUAL YOUTUBERS TALKING ABOUT AGE RESTRICTION.
MARKIPLIER talking about Age Restriction
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JACKSEPTICEYE talking about Age Restriction
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CORYXKENSHIN talked about Age Restriction
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CHARLIE TALKED ABOUT AGE RESTRICTION
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SUPER HORROR BRO TALKING ABOUT AGE RESTRICTION
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Yet, NONE of you WANT Eugenia to get better. You WANT her to be broke, you WANT her to be sick and you WANT her to get stay in this mentally unwell mindset. So you can continue to HARASS HER! NOT bullying, straight up harassment. I see the Reddit stuff that you post about her. I see the fucking nasty comments you talk about her and yet you all wonder why, she calls you "haters". The posts on Reddit, its straight up cringe. Grow the fuck up.
Oh it shows that you don't care. It fucking proves it.
#eugenia cooney toxic anti fanbase#eugenia cooney#eugenia garbage#Eugenia cooney age restriction#Eugenia cooney age restrict your content#youtube age restrictions#youtube has a major issue#Youtube
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Quick and dirty doodle of sbux Talkers AU. Eugenia garbage probably shouldnât work food service
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splorts news: three dorks get tons of flowers and gives them to their team mates for valentines. more at 9
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#blaseball#moist talkers#york silk#jesus koch#commissioner vapor#greer lott#beasley gloom#workman gloom#polkadot patterson#eugenia garbage#crappy scibbles
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