#everyone is a fucking moron

[prettyhatmachine]

Shoutout to my psych for trying to prescribe me antipsychotics that will probably make my tits grow way bigger . Awesome job guys good thinking

[dumpstergxrl]

What if I slit my fucking throat w the box cutter in the middle of the shop floor??? What then???

[raviollies]

2023 Art summary aka "I don't have a favourite"

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[jewishbarbies]

love that swifties have no problem being ableist freaks as long as queen capitalism is involved. let’s not rally around the family of the girl that just died (a fucking swiftie, mind you), no no. let’s rally around taylor and make sure she knows swifties love her with a fucking #weloveyoutaylor hashtag on every tweet about the tragedy of A HUMAN BEING DYING. but yes, let’s care more about her handwriting and how SHE feels while a family is grieving and not give a single flying fuck as long as taylor needs us. because that’s the mature thing to do, obviously.

[blue-likethebird]

I wish puppet Zelda’s existence had some actual, tangible consequences in the story.

Like as far as anyone knows before the battle with phantom Ganon, someone they trusted and saw as an ally arrived to bring misery on their people. Surely they’re not all so busy worshiping the ground totk zeldy walks on that they all just accept that she’d decide to do that with no pushback whatsoever? Hell Yunobo is worried that the monster she summoned to try and kill him might hurt her instead of being pissed that she summoned a monster to kill him. Like what if a few of the elderly Zora, still grieving Mipha and now poisoned by sludge, take it as a sign that allying with Hyrule is a bad idea? Or Yunobo shakes off the brainwashing, sees what’s become of his people, and wants her to answer for it? Sidon learns that “Zelda” attacked his father and decides he’s not interested in hearing excuses for her actions if she’d go so far as to harm his only living family? Riju feels torn because she doesn’t want to believe someone she considers a friend would cause so much suffering, but the Gerudo are calling for justice and she has to place their needs above everything else? Tulin ends up at odds with his father because Teba insists on staying quiet so they don’t harm their relationship with Hyrule? There are so many juicy story threads presented by the concept of a fake Zelda that could put Link and the sages in conflict with their communities, loved ones, and each other that just never go anywhere because even the fake Zeldy Ganondorf built is too perfect to ever be questioned

[other-peoples-coats]

also just laughing about sheev's fucking. phonetree of doom.

did he make the calls in real time? like, cody, wolffe, bly, bacara -- oh baraca's not picking up, I'll try again in a minute or two, must be busy--, ponds -- oh no wait he's dead, ok, who replaced ponds--

Or was it like, a queued pre-recorded situation? Like, dial #67337 [order number] into the Evil Phone Of Doom, and the prerecorded message regarding whatever the fuck order is sent out across the galaxy.

Laughing at the idea that skeevy sheevy spent months recording "Commander [name], execute order 1", "Commander [different name], execute order 1", working his way through every fucking commander and order, bitching to himself when another clone commander died or got promoted or got promoted and then died and he had to do a whole new batch of messages just in case.

[petitesmafia]

Elon is so desperate to monetize every little thing about twitter that all he’s actually doing is slowly burning the platform to the ground lol

[ennas-aesthetic]

Be unpredictable. Always make sure they don't know your next move. Like blorborizing GoodOmens!Jesus before the show is even renewed.

[pissmoon]

I know how gone girl midsommar girl n Maria Callas in pasolinis medea felt and if u call these 'white karen feminism' ur probably insufferable. These arent even 'feminist' movies in any political way, theyre even all directed by men actually, theyre just about the heartbreak of realizing that a man you sacrificed your entire sense of self for, moved to a shithole town for, walked around eggshells for to not seem needy and 'annoying' right after ur entire family died or killed a family member for and commited blasphemy that you were kicked out of your kingdom and lost your witch powers never gave a shit and just cheated first opportunity possible

[sir-adamus]

good news, the rwby community is no longer allowed to do collaboration art

[superdaisypowerhour]

Sylvain is such a good actor that he convinced the entire three houses fanbase that he’s nothing more than a stupid philanderer.

[doctorwormcore]

What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family

[empress-hancock]

Oh this is hysterical

[daydadahlias]

public service announcement to my wonderful beautiful followers: i love yall deeply and i love when u send me asks sm but can y'all pls stop trying to talk to me about the twitter situation now <3 I've established (multiple times) that I think it is all baseless bullshit and that I'm going to carry on happily vibing away here on tumblr where people are capable of critical thought <3 so y'all don't need to keep sending me asks about it

[sailor-aviator]

I think I might actually legitimately be at my limit. Like I think I've reached the end of my rope, actually

[sameschmidtdiffname]

"Oh, I'm gonna update my masterlist real quick. This won't take long :)"

It's been three hours. My eyes hurt. I don't remember English. I still have shit to edit, but fuck it. I'm done for tonight. Enjoy the new details, pookies. It cost me my fucking soul.