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mywittingislobotomy · 2 years ago

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Genshin sagau impostor au

Rewritten Chapter 3. If you wish to read the original, it is lower in this post.

Beware, the original has grammer mistakes and some things are different plot wise and pasing wise.

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Original chapter 3 after the line

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(had to write this 3 times becacuse it didn't save to my drafts😭)

part [1] [2] [3](you are here) [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] ...there will be more in the future

As Mia woke up on a beach Narakumi island she stared panicking for what she is going to do. She managed to force herself to calm down with a deep breath and syarted to look around. She saw a labender melon tree. She always wanted to taste lavender melons to with a lot of excitement she climbed up the tree and got one of the fruit. But in her excitement the branch, she was holding onto broke and she fell. Luckily the tree was not that tall so she only scraped her knee a little. When she got up much to her horror her blood was golden. She started panicking again since she taught that it was infected "Oh no, no,no,no my blood is infected. I'm going to die beofre i even get to live" Mia soon relised rhat her blood wasn't infected but it had turned gold. She couldn't decide wich option was worse.

She sat on a rock and she streted to use the sea aater to wash her knee and she ripped some of her T-shirt so that she could bandage herself. Mia was lost deep in taught but all taughts sttoped when she saw that her eyes were gold. She stumbled back in panick but at this point she wasn't as panicked as before. She knew she hand to cover her eyes so she stared brainstorming ideas "Hm i can maybe give myself bags to hide my eyes...? No, they require high maintenance and i can't do that and they would block my vision and u don't even know with what i can cut them since, I'm not sure if there are scissors in Teyvat. Maybe i can wear a mask...? No that attracts too much attention and if it didn't where would i even get the mask form? Myabe i can just keep my eyes closed... but again i need to see and with closed eyes... that isn't possible..." she taught. As she lost hope she closed her eyes so she could think of something else and realized...

She could scence what is going on with closed eyes. Happy she found a say to hide her eyes she closed them, and kept them closed as she felt somone comming.

It was Kyojo Sara. Mis tried not to panick and run away but as Sara pointed her bow at her and said "In the name of Her Grace don't move!" she couldn't help but want to run. Run far, far away and go back to Earth.

But she didn't. "I think you've got the wrong person ma'am..." She was hoping, praying that Sara would leave her alone, but life doesn't always go our way. Sara raised her bow and pointed an arrow at 'the impostor' "In the name of Her Grace and The Shogun you will be brought to justice for impersonating Her Grace!"

As soon as Mia heard that she turned around and stared running, and running, running,running...running fatser than she ever has...running fatser than she was capable to... running impossibly fast... her legs felt light, she didn't loose any stamina, she even discovered she didn't need to breathe... but everything pointed to a single question "What am I?"

[Kyojo Sara POV]

I charged my arrow preparing to shoot the impostor as she turned around and started running... running very fast..."she has good stamina" I made myself a mental note. Soon i had lost her. It was like she was never here...but i knowdhe was and so I went to The Shogun and told her everything. "Bring me the impostor, at once!" she ordered. I sent out troops all round Inazuma in hope to find her but no one did.

[3rd POV]

Soon news of the impostor spread all around the world. Every visail of the Creator santed to enter Inazuma to hunt the impostor but Inazuma's boarders were still closed...so thats why Her Grace's most divoted followers went in Inazuma Iligaly. But no one could find her... it was like she was gone.

Only if thwy knew that Mia had left Inazuma days ago, right after she met Sara. And how did she manage to do that?

Teleporter waypoints.

Even though she hasn't unlocken any of them she could use them. She was sitting on the peak of Dragonspine thinking about her situation. "Okay so, I was playing Genshin one day and I fell to the title screen and I ended up in Teyvat, and apperantly there is some craetor that looks like me and so now everyone wants me dead. Perfect, just perfect. But at least the world seem to be on my side... I have bean here for two days but i haven't felt hungry nor tired nor am I feeling cold right now... also the enemies seem to want to help me.But again what on Earth am I?" she taught as she leaned back enjoying the beautiful view of Dragonspine when she released...

She had her phone on her...

(i will continue the story today after my English exam)

#genshin impact sagau #genshin impact #genshin imposter au #imposter au #genshin sagau

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robinrequiems · 4 years ago

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the “right person, wrong time” cliche has always been my favorite! it’s either completely heartbreaking or the cutest shit ever 😭

sorry in advance😔

• as they grew up together, they got close. but then jon went to the future, turning 17, 2 years older than damian who was 15.

• but it didn’t change anything for them, they were still best friendS, they did missions together and still went by as the supersons

• but then damian started liking jon, he does not know how

• it happened one day and Damian never thought it would. damian thought that he would never fall in love like this, rhat he would not have this feeling

• he loved it, the way his heart fluttered when he saw jon, the way he always went red when jon just simply brushed his hand on his shoulder

• dick said it was cute, on how Damian went on and on about jon for hours on end, his friends found it annoying

• screw them

• damian planned on telling jon, it was the perfect day,, they were eating ice cream after their patrol, he told dick he was doing this too, his brother cheered him on too

• and then it went to shit and all he felt was sadness, his heart broke, and he lost a part of himself, he was not rejected, but he wished he was, it would have been better than this

Jon & Dames: hey I have something to tell you!

Jon & Dames: oh you first

Jon & Dames: no you first!

Dames: you go first

Jon: alright fine! I got an invitation to join the legion of superheroes!

Dames: what?

Jon: yeah! They want me to be the Superman of the future!

Dames: you aren’t taking it, right?

Jon: what?

Dames: you should stay here, you shouldn’t go

Jon: what?

Dames: come on, jon. be serious here. all they want you for is your powers, just because your dads Superman, they don’t actually want you

Jon: how- how can you say that? Of course they do!

Dames: do they though?

Jon: I can’t believe you! Why aren’t you happy for me?

Dames: should I be?

Jon: yes!

Dames: oh

Jon: I’m taking it, I can’t believe you. I can’t believe my best friend doesn’t believe in me.. I believed in you for so long.. and you do this to me? I..

Dames: where are you going?

Jon: I can’t be around you right now, I’m sorry. I gotta go home

Dames: but I-

Jon: no.

• jon didn’t listen to damian or let him say what he wanted to say

• damian doesn’t think he would have said it anyways, it was stupid of him to even think that would happen

• there was a party for jons send off, damian went. but didn’t bother to talk to jon abd instead disappeared. he found it that it was easier to disappear into the shadows, it’s what he’s good at anyways

• he’s always been good at it, he can go days with disappearing too, just disappearing without a trace with perfected ease, even going and hiding from the great batman

• jon saw damian, but his heart hurt, the way damian said everything during their fight, how his facial expression, like it didn’t matter. it mattered to jon

• why didn’t it matter to his best friend?

• jon thought damian would have been happy for him, but he wasn’t

• he felt like he lost a friend, his parents were supportive, as were his other friends

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kathy speaking to damian after jon leaves:

“Why the hell did you do that, asshole?”

“I’m an asshole, obviously.”

“Quit using anger to cover your emotions, I’m an empath, dumbass.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah. Oh. Why did you do that?”

“None of your business.”

“I’m also a telepath.”

“Go inside my head, I dare you. You won’t find anything, all you’ll get is a headache.”

“Damian, I’m asking this as a friend—“

“We aren’t friends.”

“Whatever. You care for jon, why did you push him away?”

“I.. it was easier.”

“Easier?.. You—“

“Don’t say it.”

“I’m sorry.”

• he hated when people pitied him, he didn’t need it. so he just got up and left

• damian then disappeared. only leaving a few notes behind.

• Richard,

I have unfinished business I must take care of. Don’t look for me, you won’t find me. I will come back once I complete everything. I’m okay, I promise, but I need to get away right now. I love you, just tell father one thing, because I’m petty ( your words, not mine ) and won’t write him a note. Fuck you.

• Jon,

I’m sorry. For saying that they didn’t want you. They clearly did since they sent you an invitation. They don’t just send anyone that, I hope you get this before I return, but who the hell knows anymore? Maybe you will read this to me when I return. Richard is to give this to you if you do come looking for me when you end up coming back to the present.

I wanted to tell you something, I should have gone first, maybe it would have influenced your decision. Maybe you would have stayed. Stayed for me. I like you. That was why I insulted you, I thought that maybe you would have blown up back, it was easier for me. You always just laughed when I used anger as a wall to separate my emotions from everyone else. But you didn’t realize it then since I’m an asshole.

I liked you. A lot. I was planning on telling you, but I didn’t. It wasn’t the right time. I think it was stupid of me to bother, but right now— at least the time I’m writing this, I’m going somewhere. I have something I need to do, things I need to wrap up. Sins to atone for. And league’s to destroy. See you soon, Sundance.

• ric never happened, and alfred is still alive, he told his goodbye to alfred in person because he went and found his mother. Lazarous tournament; weird as hell, huh? And went to destroy it. He was also on a mission to destroy all the lazarous pit.

• sorry grandpa 😘

#cliche asks #damian wayne #damijon #right person wrong time #jon kent

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samcrobae · 5 years ago

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Kid Sister, Part 2

Jax sat in his dorm, processing everything that had gone down the last few weeks. Happy has a sister. Happy has a sister. YOU were Happy’s sister. He’s fucking Happy’s sister. Chibs slowly entered the room. “You couldn’t have known Jackie boy. But if you want my advice, end it. Happy’ll kill ya. She’s workin the shop, too messy.” He puts an arm around Jax and Jax nodded his head. “Yeah” was all he could say.

As wrong as it was, Jax couldn’t stay away. Watching you around the shop, helping out at the clubhouse, the way you swished your hips as you walked. The long glances at each other. It drove him mad. Every chance you got you found yourself stealing quick kisses in the office, in passing you would always find each other’s hands, and when no one was around- quickies wherever possible.

You’d been seeing each other for 3 months now. Everyone BUT happy knew. Careful not to let it slip when he was around, avoiding each other when necessary.

Jax lay in your bed, your chin resting on his chest, looking up into his blue eyes. “You’re gonna get me killed darlin.” He flashed that smile. The one that was enough to make you weak in the knees. “Jackson, maybe we should just tell him? I don’t want to keep sneaking around. It was fun at first but now? Shits exhausting.”

“No. Not yet. I need to be the one to tell him. It can’t come from you. Or anyone else. I betrayed my brother. Fucked his sister.”

“Happy will be fine. He’ll get over it. I just want to parade my man around.” You sat up so you were straddling his lap. His hands came up and roamed your stomach, tracing their way to your breasts and you let your head fall back at his touch. You could feel him harden against your thigh. You brought your hands to his, now gripping your breasts , your black and white sunflower on your left forearm now on display. “This is my favorite tattoo...” Jax said.

Your head came back and you leaned in to kiss him. Grinding your hips into his you can feel his breaths becoming unsteady. “Come on, let’s go take a shower.” You say as you kiss his neck. You get up and head to the bathroom, looking over your shoulder as Jax followed closely behind. You turn the shower on and he pulls you into him, arm caged across your chest, looking in the mirror he kisses your cheek. Then your neck, his left hand coming around between your legs. “You’re mine babe. You understand?” You let out a gasp and your knees were shaky. You nod your head in agreement. “I can’t hear you Y/N.”

You bit your lip and nodded your head. “Yes.” He smiled and released you from his hold. “Good.”

After your shower you were both getting dressed. “I’m going to start some coffee” you say as you head to the kitchen. Pulling out 2 mugs you set them on the counter and start a pot. Just then you heard 3 knocks on your door. “Who the hell is rhat?” You ask yourself. You open your door to see Chibs, Tig, and Happy.

Your heart dropped. “Hey early birds!”

“Tried calling but you didn’t pick up.” Hap pushed his way through you and into your apartment.

“Yeah sorry I was busy and then got in the shower. What’s up?”

He looks around the room, then notices the 2 mugs on the counter. “We’re going to the diner for some breakfast doll, was going to see if you wanted to come but uh if you got company-”

“Nope just me.” You quickly reply. “I have plans today but thanks.”

Happy sat at your kitchen table. “So. You’re here by yourself?” You glance at your brother. “Yup just me. Who else would be here?” Happy shifts his gaze to the front door looking at the white air forces thrown by the door. Chibs followed his gaze and let out a sigh when he met your eyes.

“Where is he sis?” Tig moved closer to you “ah shit”. “Y/N, where is he?” Happy’s voice growing louder. “His bike is out front, shoes at your door. I have always made it very clear. My club. My brothers. Off limits. This is no place for you.”

Just then Jax came out of your room. Everyone glances in his direction before Happy lunges at him. “You piece of shit!” Chibs and Tig grab Happy,barely getting to him before he gets to Jax.

“We wanted to tell you. We just didn’t know when. We never wanted you to find out this way brother. The timing hasn’t been right. All this shit with the club”.

“Aye, he’s tellin the truth brother” Chibs interjected. Happy eyes, now crazed, “what? You knew? Did you know too Tig?”

“Look Man, we care about all of you we didn’t want anyone to get hurt.”

Happy looked at Jax and motioned for the door. “Outside, Prez”. Chibs put his hand on Happy’s chest “you can’t kill him brother”. Jax puts his hand on your waist “wait here.”

Outside Happy looks at Jax and Jax recognized the look in his eyes. “How long?”

Jax looks at Happy “few months.” There was a silence that hung in the air and finally Jax broke it. “I would never hurt her brother. I care about her. I really do. She wanted to tell you a long time ago but I just couldn’t figure out the right time. I want to be with her. Im gonna be with her Hap. It’d be a lot easier if we had your blessing.”

Happy moved in closer to Jackson. “I respect you. You’re my brother, my president. But if you hurt her, or you let her get hurt, I will kill you.....brother.”

Jax stared back, never taking his eyes off Happy. “Understood brother.”

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There WILL be another part to this. Stay tuned !

#jax x mc #jax teller #charlie hunnam #jaxsoa

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anerdquemoraaolado · 5 years ago

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Through Chrissie’s eyes

Solved Romances

If there was one thing I could always rejoice about was getting the folks at home, we joked around (especially the boys when they decided to tease with each other, but nothing to make them really hurt one another), we would comment on what was going on TV and having a great time, leaving the spotlight on the stage for a moment to be just a group of friends. When I stopped to admire this scene, I started to think about the lonely girl I was in Leeds, and college who thought I would never have friends and now, I had more than that, I had a family. And as with every family, we had family conflicts as well.

While I waited for Brian to arrive from the studio, I was surprised that he came alone with Roger's company.

"Where's Freddie and John?" I asked, since I missed them.

"Freddy went to get Mary and John ..." Roger paused for a moment "stayed behind to talk to Jim Beach, which is very suspect. I doubt that Deaky has made something wrong..."

"Maybe he's solving the problem that bothered him all week," Brian opined. "But you noticed that today he was a little better, he was able to make a joke and everything."

"There's something wrong with John, definitely." Roger folded his arms in a way that wanted to solve this mystery "but changing the subject ...."

Roger slipped close to me, rolled his eyes and Brian was on the defensive, ready to lecture his friend if he bothered me too much.

"How's your cupid job going?" asked the drummer innocently.

"Oh, Roger, calm down" I knew exactly what he was talking about "she'll come, okay? You're more anxious than I usually am because of this ..."

"Another proof that he really does love Dominique" Brian understood, "God help us!"

"Oh, yes, He will." I smiled at Roger for his curiosity. I approached Brian, who leaned over to hear me whispering in his ear.

"Oh ..." Brian exclaimed in surprise and laughed.

"Don't tell anyone!" I pointed to my husband.

"I hate it when you do that." The drummer didn't even bother tormenting me to find out what I'd told Brian and ended up throwing himself on the couch, his favorite seat in my house.

Just then, Freddie and Mary and John and Veronica arrived.

"What did I miss? What did you do with Roger?" Mercury asked when he saw Taylor in that desolate state.

"Just teasing his passionate heart" I said, "I don't need to tell you guys to feel comfortable, right?"

"Chrissie" - Veronica had called me "first of all, me and John wanted to tell you something, it's very serious ..."

"Oh my God! I knew it was something serious" I can't help but despair "sorry, sorry guys, it's better I let you talk."

Brian put a hand around my shoulders, helping me calm down, but the rest of the group was worried too. Roger straightened on the couch, Mary and Freddie sat down and turned their attention to John and Veronica, who stared at us for a moment, creating courage. They grabbed each other's hands.

"Guys, what's happening is that ..." Veronica sobbed, trying to avoid crying "I'm pregnant!"

It was unanimous as everyone left the place to hug her. It was so unexpected, but so beautiful, so wonderful ...

"Guys, guys ..." John tried to call us, but it took a while for us to turn our attention to him "wait, there's more, I didn't finish it. Veronica and I talked a lot about this and we decided to get married and we need to be quick, and for this we need your help. Veronica's parents have already set the date in the church and Jim is going to give us his house for the party ..."

"Looks like everyone wants to get married at Jim's house ..." Freddie said, "but how long do we have to organize everything?"

"By January next year" Veronica said rather nervously, "my parents insisted, and we also think it's best."

"It's nice from Jim to give his home again" Brian smiled, obviously remembering our own wedding "but don't worry, it's all about organizing, we can do it!"

Everyone nodded and agreed in a rush of voices and more hugs and congratulations. In the middle of all that confused celebration, I almost didn't hear the bell. I ran to answer, and if the news of Veronica and John had already made us happy, the evening's visit would make Roger much happier.

"Did I come at a bad time?" Dominique asked, paying attention in the peering into the house and seeing all the noise.

"Not at all, in spite of the mess, I assure you this is all a very good thing," I explained and invited her inside.

"Dominique!" Roger was not a bit discreet - "you came ..."

"Chrissie even came to my work to invite me, so I couldn't undo it," she smiled.

Dom greeted everyone quickly and the prospective parents told her the news.

"Congratulations!" she hugged Veronica "I hope that you continue to be very happy, because I can see that you already are."

"Oh, thank you." John felt embarrassed by the compliment.

"Well, now that we've figured it all out and celebrated, let's go to the movie," Brian said as the host.

We took Ben Hur's session on the BBC, which had started at 9pm. We turned off the light and only the television illuminated the room. I noticed that only I, Brian, John, Veronica, and Mary were paying more attention. Freddie and Roger made their comments while Dominique paid more attention to their conversation. Or rather Roger, with every look they exchanged, I felt the mood between them.

After several slices of pizza, I got up to see if anyone else wanted more. When I came back, and I gave everyone a general look, I noticed that Roger and Dominique were gone. So as not to disturb the session, I turned to Brian and spoke softly:

"Where's Rog? Dominique disappeared, too. Did you see them coming out?" I whispered.

"He motioned for me rhat he was leaving" Brian answered in the same tone of voice as mine, "she went along with him."

"And you let they go?" I was a little worried

"My love, Roger can be wild at times, but he's an adult," Brian laughed. "Besides, you and I are sure he loves Dominique, he won't do anything to hurt her. And she won't hurt him, from what you told me. Just let them work it out on their own, where's your certainty that everything was going to be all right?

"Yeah, yeah, right," I agreed, wishing the best between those two.

We continued to watch, passed the scene of the wreckage and the adoption of Judah, when I realized that Roger and Dominique had returned. They sat side by side, she laid her head on his chest, one of his hands caressing her back.

"See? We didn't miss the part of the chariot race" I heard Roger whispering to her "it's the only part I like in this movie ..."

"Ben Hur is much more than that, Rog ..." Dominique laughed softly and they turned their attention back to the television.

So when the movie ended, I saw everyone with sleepy faces, a sign that they were ready to go home.

I separated some leftovers of pizza, Mary took the most greasy ones, while Veronica got the healthiest, since I was thinking about the health of the baby.

"Guys, guys!" Roger was the only one who didn't look sleepy "since today is a day of speeches, let me tell you that me and Dominique are officially dating."

It shocked everyone's sleep. Dom kissed his cheek, agreeing with what Roger told us.

"It's nothing new he getting a girlfriend" John teased.

"At last!" shouted Freddie.

"Well ... Good luck Dom ..." Mary shrugged.

"Hey!" Roger protested.

"It's a joke," Austin laughed.

"Finally! It's about time! I couldn't bear to see this boy suffering ... " I confessed.

"Congratulations, man!" Brian said cordially.

And after that memorable night, we could only get some sleep. My family was growing up, soon we would meet baby Deacon and Dominique had joined the gang. Once again, I was looking at new things that made my life happier.

#through chrissie's eyes #my writing #bo rhap movie #bo rhap fic #chrissy mullen #chrissie mulen #borhap!brian may #borhap!chrissie #borhap!chrissy #borhap!queen #dominique beyrand #roger x dominique #john x veronica

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thunderlordess · 7 years ago

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Mac and Erin 1-15 otp asks 😊

1. Who is the most affectionate? ---Probably RJ with early morning neck-kisses and gentle hand-squeezes. Just littlw things to let her know how much he appreciates her. Erin is more of a gift-giver.2. Big spoon/Little spoon?--- They're both pretty versatile. For Erin, being the small spoon is a silent promise that he'll have her back, and whatever wants to hurt her will have to go through him. For RJ, being the small spoon usually happens when he's upset or thinking about Lucy and needs some reassurance. 3. Most common argument?--- Probabaly the best way of raising their three kids. Erin is very much a "no" parent and tries to keep the children sheltered and safe from the dangers of the Wasteland while Rob is the more outgoing parent and believes the best way to learn is to just go and do it. They've reluctantly agreed that the kids can start learning how to shoot at 8.4. Favorite non-sexual activity?---Date-sniping. They go to a ghoul-infested city, each take a rooftop, and snipe as many of those suckers as possible, loudly exclaiming their kill numbers and flipping the other off a la use of scopes.5. Who is most likely to carry the other?--- Erin has tried to give Rob a piggyback, only for her to take a few steps and fall down. Rob can do a few more, but neither one of them is strong enough to carry the other for long, so most carrying is actually more like awkward dragging.6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?--- His eyes. When they first met, Erin thought they were brown, and it didn't help that the lighting in the Third Rail was absolute shit. But he took his hat off one afternoon when the sun was out and his eyes were this deep, soulful blue. His wirey muscles take second place, especially how good they look under a tight sleeveless tanktop ;)--- Her face. Erin has a habit of hiding her face under a mask or helmet, so when she took it off to breathe after a particularly energetic fight, he was taken aback by how beautiful she was underneath, even with the dirt. Second place is how nice her butt looks in that vault suit. ;)7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?--- Erin would start trying to distance herself, trying to avoid another heartbreak like Nate from happening. Rob would have blamed himself, thinking he did something wrong. There would have been some hardcore romantic tag going on until a third party sat them down and made them confess their feelings for eachother.8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?--- Oh Lord, Erin has all the nicknames. Cree is used for everyday, Mac when she's feeling sarcastic or playful, RJ when they get close, and Honey or Rob when she is upset and needs his attention. Rob just settles for a few like Babe or Honey. When they firmly settle into their parental rolls together, the names will affectionately change to "Mama" and "Daddy".9. Who worries the most?--- They both worry equally. Both have experienced where everything was going like a dream until it wasn't and they lost everything. It's more of becoming increasingly paranoid that something bad will happen. Rob makes sure Erin is in the middle of the Minutemen whenever he's gone, and Erin makes sure that he takes Dogmeat and at least another friend, preferably Preston, Nick, or Strong with him.10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?--- Erin. She'll also remember his caliber, alcohol, and pre-war food preferences. (It's .50, Gwinnet Lager or whiskey, and only the chocolate cakes with the pink sprinkles from the Fancy Lads Snack Cakes).11. Who tops?--- Rob. And on occasion Erin will once she gains enough confidence to please herself.12. Who initiates kisses?--- Rob most of the time, unless Erin gets competitive and sees how many kisses she can sneak him.13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?--- Rob. He's a sucker for hand-holding.14. Who kisses the hardest?--- Rob, and they're usually to assure himself that Erin exists and is right there and it isn't a dream. Erin's are the sweetest.15. Who wakes up first?--- Erin. She's an insomniac anyway, and is a light sleeper.16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?--- MAC. REE. DEE. He's such a baby when it comes to walking up early, and he'll whine about "five more minutessss..." for the next two hours. He'll also grab hold of her wrist to make sure she stays with him for morning cuddles.17. Who says I love you first?--- Rob. It'll be on accident in the heat of the moment when she reminds him so much of Lucy and he can't help himself. It will have been so natural, that Erin would have responded with "I love you too." Both would have kicked themselves about it later.18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)--- Erin. She usually makes the lunches for the kids, and will do the same for her husband. The notes will be lovingly teasing and/or small drawings. 19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?--- Nick does. He knows things. He'd wait for them to come to him first though. 20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?--- Erin's brother-in-law Hancock will twirl a knife between his fingers. "It's about damn time you guys shacked up." Nick will congratulate them, but make a point of threatening Robert with the authorities never finding his body if he hurt her. Her sister Skye would hug her and tell her how glad she was that she's finally happy. Shaun wouldn't be pleased at all and Mac would have to win him over. 21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?--- Erin. When she's in a good mood she'll come behind him and take his hand and lead it to her waist to begin slow dancing while humming a pre-war song. 22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?--- Erin. She grew up in a world rhat conditioned her into becoming a perfect housewife, and that includeded cooking. It would be a little difficult for her in the beginning seeing as how most of the ingredients she's used to went extint, but once she got her footing, her skills would return. Rob would also take over too from time to time, especially if it seemed like Erin was overwhelmed or didn't want to cook.23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?--- ROBERT24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?--- They both do this, but Rob does it more, usually it's when she's working on dinner. 25. Who needs more assurance?--- They take turns assuring eachother. Bad dreams happen, and Nate and Lucy make appearances sometimes.26. What would be their theme song?--- At Last I See the Light as sung in Tangled27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?--- Both of them. And only when they think the other is busy or asleep. Sometimes one will catch the other singing soft lullabies to the kids and listen at the door for a while before going back to bed. They both have really great voices, with Mac covering a wide variety of pitches, and Erin with the deeper, husky, 1950's noir voice.28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?--- Wait for the other one to come back or work fast so they don't have to be gone for long.29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart--- The bullets in the band on Rob's hat increases by two with the addition of Erin and Shaun to his family. And by one more when Nikora is born.30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it--- Erin and Rob will spend warm, lazy afternoons at the Red Rocket Truck Stop sitting on the counter in their bare feet and reading comic books. Grognak is Rob's favorite, while Silver Shroud is Erin's. They'll occasionally read in their character's voices.

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mmm more clishes.... Idk reverse background or personality kind of au? :/

ill do you one better 1 of my favorite mutual, reverse & personality au, they’re the same age bc I have a tiny idea *shy hands*

this is uh. a really long one thay started to lag my phone too

• oh god guys I got vivid memories of ra’s being a good grandfather and I can’t get it out of my head

• i hate it ur honor

• but ok. krypton didn’t get blown up, instead, they all migrated to earth, more specifically kansas.

• the kryptonians are angry and enraged, they are treated as if they are monsters when they arrived peacefully. they tried to kill them.

• so in return, the aliens killed the humans.

• they created a secret underground. that secret underground is to help aliens or meta humans and kill humans.

• all of them hated aliens and sought to destroy them. until kal el found a reporter trying to help aliens who were injured due to an explosion the government did to take out one of their bases.

• kal el.. fell in love with her. lois lane, she is an reporter fighting for alien rights.

• he met with her. in secret. and they.. had formed a connection. an amazing one.

• and then they had a baby.

• at the alien base, but.. she was human and people did not like that. so they wiped her mind and made her believe that they never had a kid. like the last few months.. wasnt real. she had gone missing those months since the aliens didn’t want her trying to hide the baby, they made her believe the last few months was spent in a coma and kal had found her and taken her to a hospital.

• he couldn’t see her anymore. he mourned for her lost presence, but they would have killed her if she stayed.

• but now they had precious jon el. he would be the highlight of their cause.

• they noticed his powers came in faster than kal’s, so they perfected his powers.

• he was going to bring humanity down on order of his grandfather, jor el

• kal saw his son break slowly. loses that childhood innocence that kal tried to maintain.

• his sons amazing bright blue eyes dulling, loses the spark that he cherished.

• kal was going to get him out of there, try to refuge the remaining childhood he had. even if it killed him.

—

• damian wayne! the bright bubbly and prodigal son of bruce and talia wayne ( b & t are married, suck my— ). the press loved him, he was just.. him. he was the baby and was cute, the cutest ever

• he was an expert in martial arts due to the training his grandfather, father, mother, & so much more gave him

• ra’s owns a farm. he’s.. sorry all i get is farm ra’s vibes due to.. something:) think endgame thanos, yk?

• he was the baby robin, one that you never messed with due to the herd of heroes who would come save him

—

• kalel left jon with Lois, a brief note explaining the current situation

• it was weird, jon was ten and was meeting lois for the first time

“Hi, honey.. I’m lois.”

“I know.. Dad told me about you.”

“Oh.. right. What do you want for dinner?”

“I’m not hungry.”

“You have to eat.”

“No! I’m not hungry!”

• an explosive, superpower alien. Lois is way out of her head.

• he had outbursts, a lot of them. it was hard, really hard for Lois; she took some time off from the planet and focused on jon

• he broke a lot of stuff. he sometimes could not control his strength, but she was working with him

• but then one night he ran away, or flew away. he felt remorse for making Lois cry. she saw this as a win, but she lost her kid

• but then a little robin found him

“Um. Are you okay?”

“Huh-what- what do you want? Why are you talking to me?”

“Because you look sad? Yknow - hugs make people feel better. My ahki ( brother ) hugs me when I’m upset and it makes me feel better.”

“Don’t touch me.”

*Damian walked to him, smiling softly* “cmon, i won’t hurt you, silly. I’m robin.”

“A bird?”

“Haha- no, a vigilante- i sorta snuck out. My family can be a bit overbearing- and I sorta embarrassed myself at this theater thing.. some person—“

“Did I ask?”

“No.. sorry.”

“Hey— what are you doing - !”

“Hugging you.”

Jon won’t admit that he likes it, it’s different and weird, like this traffic cone in front of him. Jon pushed him off though, making himself stumble and fall on his ass.

“Ow..”

“Don’t touch me.” With rhat, Jon flew off into the night. Damian didn’t know who this boy was. But he intended on finding out. Even if it killed him. ( maybe not that extreme, but- )

• look damian was smart, right? smarter than average, and smarter than everyone in his school. teachers included ( ha ha )

• so he had to find this boy! so he started looking into aliens. until his family put an end to it

“Damian, this is dangerous.”

“But baba ( dad )”

“No. Go to your room.”

“Ugh!”

• he did slam his door shut if you were wondering

• he will find the mysterious alien boy, okay? he will!

• his brothers teased him and said he had a crush

• no he didn’t! the boy was really mean, he pushed damian- why would he do that? whatta jerk!

• but damian did find him again when he ventured off to metropolis to visit an old friend, colin.

“Alien boy!”

“That’s not my name, bird boy.”

“And that’s not mine. You didn’t tell me yours!”

“I can’t.”

“Why not?”

“It’s safer for you.”

“I can defend myself. You sound so silly, please tell me your name?”

“No.”

“‘Least the first initial?”

“Fine. J.”

“J it is.”

“Yours?”

“Wha- what? I told you my code named.”

“It’s only fair.”

“.. Okay. D.”

“D. Okay.”

• damian talked to him for a bit before jon did fly off when damian was talking about the stars, damian knew he was getting closer to him

• but he got grounded. whoops. he wasn’t supposed to go out

“Give me your phone, Damian.”

“What if I go out? I need a phone, baba.”

“I.. Your computer”

“School work.”

“Switch.”

“What! No- but-!”

“Damian.”

• yeah damian was very mad, but what made him madder was that apparently, his family was listening to the secret conversations between J and him. but d didn’t know that yet..

• his family needed to track down J, they didn’t care if people were aliens, the JL had aliens.. but they had no idea who this boy was, and the way damian was looking into the underground alien sanctuary, that worried rhem. Damian was smart and cunning, but he is able to portray an innocent persona, they all had the habit of undermining his intellect, so if damian began looking into this, it was for a reason

—

• jon found that D rambled. A lot. Even when jon didn’t respond. Jon doesn’t even know how D always found where he was. It’s so weird.

• but Lois noticed a change in jon.. he was. calmer. she didn’t know how, but when he went out, he came back calmer.

“I have to go to Gotham for a gala hosted by Bruce Wayne, would you.. like to come?”

“Do you want me to?”

“I’d like you to, but you don’t have to.”

“.. Fine.”

—

• lois walked to bruce with Jon in tow.

• “bruce.” “Lois, looking lovely as always.. who is this?” “Jon, my son. Say hi, Jon.” “Hi..” “He can hang around one of my sons�� Damian, if you want? I’m sure him and his friends would love to have Jon around.” “What do you say Jon? Would you like that?” “Not really..” “I assume you, Damian doesn’t bite. Not anymore. And he’s pretty accepting.” “.. Fine.”

• damian was called over by his father and he did a double take. J. Was here. In front of him. Damian just internally shrugged and held a hand out, “Hi! I’m Damian! Wanna go play with my friends! there’s a game room so we don’t have to be with the gross adults.. you can also just.. sit there. My friends are pretty.. Loud?” “Okay.”

• jon had to take his hand back from damian since damian began eagerly tugging him.

“Damian seems to be accepting him pretty easily.” “I hope they can be friends, Jon.. doesn’t have any. I have only recently got him from his.. father.” “Odd, does he go to school?” “No, not yet, I’m still trying to get him adjusted.” “Ah.. Damian goes to West-Reeves. Maybe he could go there?” “That private school? Bruce.. I cannot afford that- not all of us are millionaires.” “Mhm.. I could pay.” “I can’t let you do that.” “He could get a scholarship.” “In what?” “Academics or athletics.” “Ill.. Talk to him about it. “ “well, ms lane, I just go talk with potential partners, I’ll see you later.”

—

• j got accepted into west reeves under a athletic thingy.

• that was cool. they became best friends!

• sorta

• flashforward 5 years to 15, their dynamic only grew. Damian told Jon his identity, jon didn’t become a hero, but did learn how to stitch damian up because tje idiot showed up bleeding a lot.

• everything was going great

On the phone, Damian: J! J! Guess what’

J: you’re so loud, D, what?

D: I got the lead! In the play!

J: no fucking way?

D: way!

J: Good j—— *crash*

D: J-?

D: J- Jonathan?

D: oh no.

• the call was ended abruptly. Jon always finished his sentences. Something was wrong. Something was really wrong.

• so damian called Lois quickly and ran downstairs to the batcave, lois wasn’t picking up either, she normally always picked up or at least sent a text. She did neither

“Baba!”

“Damian? You should be asleep.”

“Something’s wrong! Somethings really wrong!”

“Jon and Lois- Jon- I heard a crash- and- and”

“Habibi.”

“Mama?”

“Breathe; tell me what’s wrong.”

“I was on a call with Jon.. I told him about the play since I wanted him to go and stuff. Then I heard a crash. And then the line went dead. I’m scared— what if something happened!”

“Let’s not jump to conclusions, what happened with Lois?”

“She didn’t pick up the phone— she normally does! Or she texts me and says she will call back!”

“Maybe she is asleep.”

“No! You need to believe me!”

“Damian, calm down, I do, we will go to see if they’re okay, you get back to bed.”

“No. I’m coming with.”

“No you arent.”

“But!”

“Listen to your father.”

• okay fine. He’ll listen, damian went back up to his room for half an hour before calling his friends to do a rescue mission. He had an extra suit in his room, he can do this.

• with his team, it consisted of shazam, abuse, nobody, and green lantern, himself too, of course.

• captain marvel picked him up once he was ready and they met up with the other 3.

Maya: you said he’s in trouble?

Dami: Yes.

Colin: than let’s go save him!

• they went and saved the bestie, nearly got killed too

• oh and now damians sorta probably grounded when batman shows up 🤡

J:You came for me..?

D:We all did.. why are you so surprised?

J: * wraps his arms around damian * thank you

D: i- yeah.. anytime. what’re friends for?

• friends. Jon liked that. Jon also liked the way Damian’s cheeks went red when jon hugged him

• jon knew he chuckled before Damian’s arms wrapped around him. hard. Damian was a hard hugger

• jon became a superhero at 16. Damian had even more of a reason to sneak into his window every night now! Lois had began thinking the two were dating

D: Us? Dating? Please! He is way too good for me!

L: awwww, gosh, how haven’t you been swept off your feet yet?

J: he has, but he has rejected them all

D: what can I say? I’m a gay theater kid ( this is a /j i promise a big big joke ) so they gotta be dramatic enough to put up with me, AND they need to do something big and bold to actually catch my eye

L: *laughs* take notes, jon

J: mom!

• jon has gone to a few of Damian’s plays and to dress rehearsals

• he was also there to watch damian wreck a car during his drivers test

D: there was a fricking squirrel there, J!

J: are you sure? maybe you’re just a shitty driver?

D: you’re a shitty driver!

J: cmon don’t pout

D: ‘m not!

• he was pouting. oopsie. jon did get him ice cream after

• jon goes by abnormal, because he’s an alien and because I don’t have any other ideas

J: this girl asked me out

M: oh? who! tell us!

D: ..what?

J: yeah, in my physics class

T: ooh! get it, jonno

M: give us a name, coward!

J: her name is Charlotte— but she goes by charlie. she’s.. different. red head. pretty freckles—

M: pretty freckles? does Jonny have a crush?! Oh my gosh, our sons growing up, Tai!

T: im about to start sobbing

J: fuck offff— D?

D: huh?

J: you’re being quiet, you plotting??

D: uh. yeah! duh- *he nudged jons shoulder with his, forcing a grin* figuring out ways to embarrass you in front of your girlfriend.

J: sucha brat- * jon ended up putting Damian into a playfully chokehold *

• damian just played along. he just smiled and watched as jon began walking with her instead of their friend group

M: hey- kid- you alright?

D: I’m onto a year younger than you Maya.

M: tou didn’t answer the question

D: I’m fine, why wouldn’t I be? You’re silly.

• tai ended up pulling him aside

T: when are you going to tell him?

D: how am I supposed to when he basically has a girlfriend now?

T: are you just gonna sit there and pine all day??

D: yes, thank you for understanding

• he’s a stubborn little shit and will absolutely not confess, his best friend is happy, who is he to ruin that?

T: he’s totally jealous.

J: so- do you- do you think it’ll work? That he’ll be surprised?

T: totally

J: thank you for lending me your girlfriend, Maya

M: anytime- not literally- you aren’t having her again

• this was all a trick, sorry, d.. jon does like you

• ( hope you all saw that foreshadowing earlier :) )

• damian needed big and dramatic. jon was gonna do that. even if he was uh. sorta aloof and shy.

• he learned how to sing and play the guitar for Damian. maya and tai were gonna scatter flower petals onto the floor for Damian to follow ( they will tell him too too )

• the whole school will probably watch as Damian finally gets a big dramatic proposal

• damian will love it

M: just follow the petals!

D: I’m confused

M: trust us

• damian did and followed the petals and low and behold, jon kent with a guitar and small smile

D: j-jon?

J: hey. I wrote you a song

D: no you didn’t

J: shut up and listen dumbass

*after that amazing song of how Jon asked damian out to homecoming*

D: that was amazing

J: dramatic enough for you?

D: YES! ( damian went and sprinted to jon, hugging him so tightly before leaning in to kiss him ) we are boyfriends now right

J: yeah, idiot

D: ur the idiot

• I can’t add anymore because myphones really laggy, I hope you enjot

#cliche asks #jondami #damijon #personality swap #Damian wayne #Jon kent #background swap

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