#evil meowrails

[muwwwsky]

req + sketches

[scaredspoons]

[weapologize4theinconvenience]

Happy 4/13!!

heres a shitty textpost 2 mark the occasion

[dave-shit-kat]

list of anti-ship/fiction I've seen in the Homestuck fandom

Ships davekat.

Hasn't read Homestuck, but only HS^2 — or only after Act6.

June truthers (the one who will harass you if you don't believe June should be canon).

Ships gamkar.

Ships davegam.

Ships vriskan.

Loves Bro Strider.

Hates Bro Strider because "he's an abuser!" but loves Dirk

Hates Meenah and Cronus "because they're pedos!" and then loves Rufioh or something.

Hates Cronus because "he's a molester and pedo" but loves Meenah "cuz she's a badass" or something.

Has read the entirety of Homestuck in less than one day.

Ships jadefef.

Ships jadetav.

Thinks moirails are "besties 4 ever" and will hate you if you correctly state that meowrails are dating.

Likes Homestuck.

Is or is less than 11 years old.

Doesn't know why and complains about the quantity of past ship art about daverose and karezi.

Thinks Rose is a lesbian and Dirk is gay and will hate you if you state correctly that Rose showed interest in guys too and that Dirk is unlabeled.

Ships erifef.

Cherry picks Hussie's words (to be fair, many fans do that).

Ships arasol.

Loves/Has read only HS^2 yet somehow considers arasol an healthy ship????

Doesn't know karezi exists in canon.

Ships gamtav.

Ships dirkjake and will hate you if you even dare to mention janejake.

If you draw non-POC Roxy will send you hate comments.

"Who's Doc Scratch?"

I swear to God I constantly have to explain Troll reproduction to them pls read the comic.

If you draw skinny Terezi will send you hate comments.

Double and incomprehensible standards with ships that are ok and ships that aren't?????

"Toxic yaoi/yuri >w<"

Loves Vriska for her actions, hates Eridan for his actions (Gamzee is evil).

Hates Vriska for her actions, excuses Eridan's ones (Gamzee is evil).

Gamzee truthers/lovers.

"Trolls aren't related XDXDXD"

Loves HIC.

Loves Mindfang.

Karkat is a soft boy.

Probably others, probably will up8 this.

[catgirl-catboy]

I'm not sure how many you have answered already, but for the Fandom Based Ask Game 🎀💕📞🤍

If you think I have only one of these per fandom, you are wrong!

🎀 a ship others like but you don’t?

DR- Naegami. They're too aspec for me to vibe with it, I'm sorry.

AA- Wrightworth, because I only like them when they're toxic af and the fanon removed anything that made them intersting to me. Also Trupearl.

HS- Erisol and Fefsol. If you're not going to acknowedge the toxic dynamics at play, what is even the POINT?

OP- Marcoace. That age gap is a solid yuck from me. You do you though.

Madoka- Kyoko and Mami. Boring! Only holy quintet ship I'm not all over.

💕a ship you’d defend with your life?

DR- Gonta wasn't tricked and Ougoku isn't as toxic as you think it is! If you have issues with Ougoku, you should also have issues with a bunch of other ships most people have no problem with!!! Stop infantilzing Gonta!

AA- Gumworth. Age gap? Boss/employee? Its not like GUMSHOES CANON LOVE INTEREST ALSO HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS!!

HS- Dirkjake. Stop demonizing Dirk here and start demonizing Jake.(only half kidding.) He has gotten away with it for too damn long.

OP- Zonami. They are not mlm wlw solidarity, they are dating and part of the polycule! (also sex repulsed Ace Nami >:) )

Madoka- Kyosuke x Hitomi. More of a Kyosuke apologist kind of deal, but I'm tired of people bashing either of them!!! Kyosuke is a teenaged boy coping with a career ending disability. He doesn't owe Sayaka anything. While in violation of the bro code, Hitomi had no idea about Sayaka's problems, and is entitled to ask out who she wants. (Also, her joke about Sayaka's sexuality makes me wonder if she really knew the depth of Sayaka's feelings.)

📞 a character others dislike but you don’t?

DR- Monaca Towa. The writing did her so dirty, since there's a crapton of textual evidence she suffered the same treatment as the other Warriors. Everyone talks about how she faked a disability, but not how badly she got injured where her family would buy that they paralyzed her, and never got it checked out by an actual doctor. Also she's related to Haji.

AA- Wendy Oldbag. She's funny as hell and I love her.

HS- Equius. Honestly, I side with him in the act 5 meowrails conflict. His concerns that Nepeta is hanging out with the wrong crowd is 100% correct. Is he a bit controlling about discussing it? Yes. But he's 13 and I promise you I'd be worse in this situation.

OP- Don Kreig. How can people say he's a bad villian, when he has one of my favorite fights in the entire East Blue? He's lowkey way more entertaining than Kuro, OPLA should have cut that one instead.

Madoka- Kyubey. Evil bastard man. give me more info on his species, please!!!

🤍 a fandom you’ve only recently discovered?

It takes time for me to get into a fandom, but my most recent fandom is Madoka Magica. If you're curious to what I might join next, I'm currently watching 100 girlfriends, but not really vibing w it.

[serfuzzypushover]

the ‘actually, pale = platonic!’ memorywipe is a evil beast, also daily reminder to outsiders looking in on this convo that meowrails is still a romantic ship lol

LITERALLY meowwrails ar like the picture perfect moirails ofc theyre in lovve

u mean to tell me the inherent codependent romance of being each others stability is lost on yall? fucked. up.

[booperbeanv3]

🔥

Homduck

UNPOPULAR OPINION: i mean besides "if you read homestuck without the slurs/poorly aged content you're not reading homestuck" i got nothin. Homestuck will always be dated as hell, that's why people read it nowadays (and. i guess peer pressure)

a lot of old homestuck misconceptions died out in 2012. most people are really reasonable on Tumblr in my experience so I'll rapidfire ramble here. sorry you get opinions plural

-> The way people treat June is insane. You're not gonna die if you admit she used to be a dude named John. Especially considering, y'know, June doesn't exist in the canon. Dove Strider has more basis than June and I don't even like that headcanon (<- FtM Striders FTW)

-> Cont. pls stahp making june like diet jade . you HAVE a silly girl. right there. pls. jade is silly. june is mischievous. learn your jesting terminology! some of you guys write her like your quirky tranny oc and not like. a person. it's rlly obvious for homestuck characterisation in particular bc most characters are at least two-note. even the dancestors. and those guys SUCKED

-> Horrible Gamzee is actually top-tier. Bro is a tar pit. Toxic gamkar(ezi) needs to be explored more... in a way that ISN'T "hurr addicts are evil" i have SUCH strong opinions on how addiction is written in fanworks HOLD ME BACK

-> what the fuck why did we never get good quadrants that aren't flushed or meowrails this annoys me so much. give me a good kismesissitude ffs. pre-retcon davekat could've been so awesome...

-> The retcon was fucking retarded. The way they just never address the disconnect John probably has between all his friends because of this. Maybe it's addressed in the epilogues/HS^2 but I. I'm not touchin that shit

-> The act 6 art style is ugly and I don't understand WHY they kept it up for the post-canon content. Actually I do know why. It's easy to emulate and mass produce at the speed of light. Still, it lacks the charm of the earlier panels. I'd rather have Hussnasty Round 2 than Act 6 Bloboramas

[mahoshonensuicidehotline]

What do i draw

[j4ck0f4llf4nd0ms]

Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all people within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Nepeta! Equius! Team Meowrails blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Vodka Mutini! That's right!

equius and nepeta in the pokemon red/blue/yellow style.

ten-year-old me would be so happy.

tentative teams below (gen 1 and 2 only):

i gave each of them at least one fire-type, since they’re both fire signs. i’m not 100% satisfied with them, that’s why they’re tentative.

first revision (thank you miltank guy in comments):

transparent color version as well:

[inland--empire]

Their popular ship name is Mustardgas because they both stink and i am not even kidding. They are like evil fucked up meowrails to me - Bibi

HFUSUHDUSHDI I MEAN IT WORKS

[eternally-sugary]

Amino and Kik are like Meowrails but evil and fucked up

[4lph4kidz]

Bro Strider? Or Vriska ig. Or maybe Nepeta

fuck it i'll do all of them

bro strider

Sexuality Headcanon: gay, probably closeted, definitely weird about it

Gender Headcanon: transjackass (stealth)

A ship I have with said character: uhh. i don't endorse this man kissing people. bro + grandpa I GUESS in certain contexts but i dont really trust like that. the ones i do trust are real ones who know who they are

A BROTP I have with said character: do you have ANY idea how insane the idea of beta roxy and dirk knowing each other makes me. it breaks me.

A NOTP I have with said character: can i put bro / grandpa in otp AND notp??? it really depends, i dont see it handled in a way im cool with most of the time yknow

A random headcanon: he has lots of tattoos.

General Opinion over said character: sorry. i kind of hate him. but it's mostly because i know fuck all about him and it's hard for me to extrapolate stuff about him from dirk because for me dirk's such an obvious product of his environment? and dirk's most shining redeeming quality is his love for his friends and loved ones. bro does not have that to anywhere the same extent so he's just. some shithead i guess. he has some of the same motivations and beliefs by the looks of it, and like yeah there's also the evil puppet rotting his brain but i still think a lot of the stuff that is wrong with him is his own fault. idk, it's hard for me to be kind about him after a certain point in his life, but i am kind of enamoured with young kid shithead bro in the 80s just being kind of a terror to everyone. just... dirk but worse.

vriska

Sexuality Headcanon: 8i

Gender Headcanon: transfem

A ship I have with said character: vrisrezi, again, is the most ever

A BROTP I have with said character: fuck it. vriska and arquius are funny

A NOTP I have with said character: uh nothing's coming to mind except meenvris and tavris which is like. duh.

A random headcanon: she bites

General Opinion over said character: vriska (vriska) is a character designed from the ground up to be divisive. i'm not aggressively pro-vriska but i definitely think she is a good character. not necessarily a good person but she's interesting to follow, she's flawed, she's dealing with a lot of fucked up shit, and she makes some very wrong and outright cruel choices, but ultimately she's just a kid from a terrible world that forced a lot of trauma and violence on her. i like her. nepeta

Sexuality Headcanon: pan aro

Gender Headcanon: nonbinary transmasc, rip nepeta you would've loved neopronouns

A ship I have with said character: jadedavenep maybe. that could be cute.

A BROTP I have with said character: i mean meowrails is right there but i think her dynamic with terezi was cute too.

A NOTP I have with said character: none

A random headcanon: she bites too

General Opinion over said character: nepeta is a very likeable character whose life implies some interesting stuff about alternian society. she might not have a big role in the story but i do love her! i think she's great, sincerely.

[scaredspoons]

you know your purpose.

[selfshippinglover]

🏆 🏆 🏆 + whoever!!! (-@fictionalharem)

OOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE FUUN!! tHANK YOOOU!!

Oh, my dearest Tyzy!

She’s dear to me. I want to hold her tight to my chest to sheild her from the evil of the troll world and fight against with her! More than that, I want to find a way into her beautiful mind and occupy some space there, safe and sound, just us too <3

Terezi makes me laugh and feel like that righteous justice shall be served and that sacrifices can be made and things will be okay if they are made, in the end.  Thank you for the faith, oh horned one. UvU// *smooches*

meowrail! :33

AAA MY BESTIE!! WE BRING THE SUN DOWN TO MAKE THE WORLD MORE PUURRFECT TOGETHER! Roleplay, vibin, fighting for each other and our friends, we just ride or die like that 8)

[snowtimeisbesttime]

Thoughts and questions on Volume 9, routes 1 and 2! (a day late orz.)

-The entire volume in a picture: that one crying cat that's white and Screming. Both with and without heart emojis, as there's both happystuck and sadstuck here.

~ROUTE 1~

-Nepeta, canonically: :33c

-MC's just doing friendship stuffs because they don't have anything else to do now... Recovering their Friendsim memories AND discovering they can't get to their old friends anymore's really put a damper on their mood, at least here.

-No matter the universe or game you come from, cat rps are forever.

-just like jade, sgrub would have allowed nepeta to finally meet her friends in person........

-Nep stims with her claw gloves and doesn't really do the whole eye contact thing. She also clearly values not being lied to, as seen in how many times she asks MC if they really know Equius; I'm not sure if that Need to be Completely Sure of what people are telling her is because she has been hurt before*, but if it is I'm going to be very :,((( and also DDD:<

*like how rejection sensitive dysphoria is an adhd thing but Also is kinda because of trauma?? anyways. in this house we stan nepeta leijon and would lay down our lives for her.

-UM those dreams of Nepeta's sure sound like dreambubbles... and the easiest way to access the dreambubbles (besides physically going to the Furthest Ring) is going to sleep without a dreamself... so what's up with Dream Nepeta??? is she alright???? and if not then Why would she specifically get offed???

-Regarding Nep's not seeing the MC in her dreams: until very recently, all of their alternate selves were hovering around alpha MC, and then they were absorbed into them. That might be a thing to consider??

-We get a brand-new Narratively Unimportant Trait: Nepeta used to live in a normal hive until it -and likely also her neighbourhood- was apparently destroyed by drones or something for who knows why, and that's the reason she now lives in a cave in the middle of nowhere. She doesn't clearly remember this event, probably because she was very, very young (and she's 13 here) and because it was extremely traumatic. And she almost certainly hasn't had any face to face interaction with another troll since then... no wonder Pounce's so purrotective of her.

-(how'd she get things like wifi or sopor slime for her cave?)

-Nepeta managed to escape certain death by fleeing to the wastes, but where does Polypa live in Friendsim's present time? I might be wrong but iirc she does not live with Tegiri...? then again, Nep still has her lusus.

-newsflash: alternia is suck

-MEOWRAILS REUNION!!!!!! fimally.... (though wouldn't equius have told nepeta about the mc??)

-In her group end, she gets to befriend Jade and Dave even if she doesn't meet Equius irl, and they bond over their respective fursonas.

-Why does Nepeta have Two Good Ends? Because she deserves it (and because her bad end is very sad).

-MC's powers sure are growing, if they're able to teleport people without touching them and also overpower Bec. Not that they're of use in Nep's bad end, where Dave and Jade just. Dissolve into alternia or something.

-On the topic of Narratively Unimportant Traits again: remember how screwed up Dave's and Jade's respective upbringings were??? Here's a reminder!! He just holds MC's guts in place when they take Pounce's attack (and outright says he's got experience with that kind of wounds); meanwhile she sews them up- it's the first time she sews up something that isn't a corpse. And both of them had to get their medicine from... unusual sources, to say the least.

-nepeta went to get some leaves, to heal mc

~ROUTE 2~

-One'd expect the MC to know about Sollux at least, considering what went down in Karkat's routes... unless they don't have access to their memories of Pesterquest's bad ends?

-They heard about him enough to get incredibly hyped up about befriending him, though! And by “incredibly” I mean Please Chill A Little.

-Where in Nepeta's route they were just sad and really bummed out, here MC is convinced that there's another mastermind using them and their friendship quests for who knows what nefarious purposes; they also ponder what else they might have forgotten. Considering we did many stuffs to Pesterquest's reality in Aradia's route, who is it with the Evil Plans this time???

-how does gamzee even have a driving license / access to a (clown) car?????????

-Of course Sollux picks the bee-themed train. How many other Bug Themes might Alternian trains have? Because there's a lot of fancy and funky bugs... many butterflies, ladybugs, orchid mantises...

-mc's phone confirmed to be 1) still alive and 2) a troll nokia or something

-According to Sollux, MC's been messaging him non-stop for the last few days?? We don't get any confirmation on this happening, but we know that Sollux can actively perceive MC's narration- just as he could perceive CD's commands back in Homestuck. (Dave, who can also hear the narration, had something similar with AR; Terezi and Rose also perceived their exiles' commands, but the only one to also have Weird Meta Shit in Pesterquest was Rose.)

-Remember when we though Karkat was stranded on Earth on his good end? Well it looks like Sollux's the one actually stranded, in his bad end! Hope either MC'd get him back home eventually or he found somewhere safe to camp....... though it's a bad end so we'll have to wait and see if it's referenced later on.

-Sollux is understandably still upset about being used by Vriska to kill Aradia, which we know happened about a sweep ago. No but really, what's up with PQ!Aradia?? Why did she just disappear?

-He's also understandably freaked out about the whole “finding out a random troll whose voice he heard (= is going to die soon) is in the same bee-themed train compartment as him” thing; did MC's mere presence avert that possible bad future, or what?

-We get confirmation that Sollux's psionics are stronger than Azdaja's and Kuprum's, though we pretty much knew this already. More like it's further established that stronger psionics equals smoother movement.

-what's that, gamzee didn't completely break all the laws of physics* when he got out of the cloun car? fear not- sollux's going to take care of that with his powers! (*he did cronch all his bones though)

-Sollux and Kanaya are friends! Though (iirc) they didn't really interact that much in Homestuck, they were close enough to go through what sounds like some sort of aesthetically recognizable phase together... and whatever it was, we're sure as hell not finding out. At least in this timeline, Kanaya introduced Feferi to Sollux.

-solluxander is canon btw

-There is some extra worldbuilding about psionics, which basically amounts to “if you overuse them you'll perish” (which we also knew already) but like, with chemistry stuffs. Considering our Friendsim psionics, age almost surely affects a troll's ability to not keel over after using their powers too much...

[voxblade]

Not to be an Eridan apologist on main, buuuuuut... ya, he was a sympathetic character in my eyes. I know he wasn't good, and that a lot of people have dealt with shitty clingy guys which probably sour the character to them from the word go, but I wish more people realized Fef was just as manipulative back to him and that he had legitmate issues and misconceptions about relationships besides "weh weh fuck me!"...? (This isn't to attack Fef at all, she had her reasons to make him feed ol' Glubs and Eridan didn't make her happy. I'm more upset that people view this falling out as one character being definitively in the wrong). Also I wish my trash fish got a redemption arc.

Gamzee's "twist" of turning evil was some of the most atrocious writing I've ever seen. In my life. To the point I am almost unconvinced pre-snapped Gamzee and the dude in later acts are the same character at all.

I never was a huge fan of Meowrails. They weren't bad, but I remember Equius being too controlling in my eyes??? It's been a while though, I must admit.

Vriska in Act 6 is possibly my least favourite character in anything ever and her speech about "8eing a hero" is some of the most hypocritical bullshit I've ever read in my life it made my eyes roll into the back of my head urghvyofududtutregge Terezi deserves better.

I miss bisexual Dave and am on the fence about nonbinary/trans Roxy.

On a larger note, it wasn't so much that the Epilogue was "too dark" or the jerkifications of my favs that make me dislike it on principle. Homestuck had quite a few dark moments contending with the Epilogue, along with characters doing shitty, stupid things. I still can't really enjoy these takes on the cast, but it's more to do with the meta-narrative angle. It just feels condescending, needlessly cynical, and... not from a place of love. Without it, the story is dumb and makes no sense. With it, the story is frustrating and exhausting. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT CANDY IS SWEET BUT PROVIDES NO SUSTENANCE? DID YOU KNOW THAT MEAT IS HEAVY. DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU. DO YOU GET WHY YOUR ONE OF TWO BINARY CHOICES IS WRONG YET. DO YOU GET IT. It feels like Bojack co-write this or some shit I stg plus like... ...it's stupid lmao

I never actually liked the writing style in Homestuck and after all these years typing quirks are still cancer on my eyeballs. Also the way characters get made fun of after dying never sat well with me -- Tavros especially.

The Passive/Active thing in Sburb is needlessly binary and adds no intrigue for me.

Jane/Roxy > Dirk/Jake

Tavros didn't deserve what he got, but he's really not a cinnamon roll at all. In fact he's kind of an asshole???

Porrim is best dancestor. Possibly best girl.

Aranea wasn't that bad.

Thaaaaat's all I can think of for now... hopefully I won't get crucified.

what’re y'alls unpopular homestuck opinions? tell me all about them, and I’ll rate them!