#evil smg4 is a a$$hole

[change-name-later]

I am done. I am calling this thing done. I know this isn't perfect. It could definitely be better. And I am by no means a draftsman. This is just me with my silly little screenshots trying to make sense of the layout. And now if I wanna draw/write about the inside of the cafe in the future for whatever reason. I have reference of where everything is at.

This was supposed to be a small project meant to give reference to others that didn't want to rely on screenshots alone. Or were like me and didn't have a way to access any fanmade maps. (I do not own gmod). But it's done, enjoy. With and without the screenshot references. As a treat.

If you guys had been following me for a while. You know just how much I had struggled working on this during my free time. However it became so much easier when I realized the square exterior was just a vague suggestion to how things would fit inside. That's for sure...

Anyhoo. Below the cut, you can listen to me crazily ramble on about the issues/inconsistencies I found while making this. But it's fine if you don't read and just want the references. The cut is just me specifically venting out all the slight insanity I felt making this.

Hey you're still here? Cool. Awesome.

So before I begin. Just to avoid any confusion. When indicating direction in the ramble below. I will be referring them in the way I oriented the map. For example, North is the entrance. South in the shelf selling bombs. Etc...

Main Floor/Cafe

1. The East wall has a door leading to the bathroom ("SMG4: The Inspection"). But it exists in a space that is not there.

2. The East wall also shows two windows on the outside. But only one window on the inside.

3. Both the backroom and hidden elevator are also are in a space that doesn't exist.

4. Speaking of the backroom. According to the concept sketch. There are windows on the West wall. Which, yes, should not exist. As we do not see any windows there from the inside. Unless they are being blocked by the shelves. Or those windows are just decorative stickers...

-Though I'm willing to give it a pass since we haven't actually seen that side of the wall in the show.

5. The front window's decal is not mirrored on the inside (this one is just a small nick pick. But something I couldn't unsee once I saw it).

Evil Lair/Basement

6. Past SMG3's bed (East side of room). There's a unknown area that turns off from the left of the entrance. With a solid wall immediately to the right. The tiles could mean it's a bathroom/kitchen area. But we don't see much more of it past the view from the doorway. I point this out because in "SMG4: You Used To Be Cool". There's a part where SMG3 shoots at the fireplace. Creating a hole and revealing a shower behind it.

-It's very confusing how you would get there. Because since there's a wall in the east room that could have lead there. The only other way to get there is the hypothetical space (shown in map) past the elevator to get to this shower. But again, this is not shown. So cannot be confirmed.

Anyways, that's it. That's the ramble. This project was more chaotic than I first thought it would be. And unless the official map comes out and I buy gmod to explore it. I am not touching this thing again.

[afternoondreaming]

No Business Like Show Business (7/?)

Howdy, dear viewers! This chapter is really where the “canon divergent” tag comes into play. Since I’m not really an SMG4 watcher, I’m not an expert in its lore. So, I’m referencing the wiki and making my own! Creativity is what the puzzle man would want anyways, right? …right?

With a groan your arms stretched high up to the ceiling, a blanket you don’t remember putting over yourself falling to the floor. You had slept surprisingly well, given the fact that you had apparently fallen asleep on your second-hand, worn down Ikea loveseat. Most of last night seemed to blur together in your mind. You had watched movies with Mr. Puzzles, sure, but… Had you even taken him home? It wasn’t that big of a deal, Puzzlevision Studios was around a five minute walk away, but that surely couldn’t have been where he lived… Could it? No, certainly not. That would be crazy. Then again, everything around here seemed crazy. You went about your morning routine with little to note, eventually coming to rest at your small table to eat your breakfast with your laptop close by. You’d been meaning to do some research, and you might as well get it done before you start your new job. New job… Right. Retrieving your phone from your pocket, you shot off a quick message to your new boss.

“Hey. Did u walk home?”

Stowing it away, you got to work as you ate your cereal. Things were weird, and you needed to get to the bottom of it. Saturated environmental colors, people’s movements not being quite right… You searched up where you lived, and specifically went to the YouTube section. If it wasn’t just you, there would have to be video evidence. In doing so, you’d stumble across your first clue. Some man- rather short and clad in white overalls- reenacting some meme. And, clear as day, his movements were just… Not lifelike. Another man, looking incredibly similar to the first yet sporting rather evil looking facial hair, moving similarly. A video of a woman shooting a… Paint gun? Paint would be far too viscous to shoot like she was doing, especially from a gun so small. Not to mention the background of the video was just as saturated as everything else.

This led you to a different rabbit hole entirely. Memes. That’s right, ones of the “I can haz cheezeburger” variety or Moo Deng and Wombo Combo. Were you getting out of touch? Apparently, at least here, memes had a certain power to them. Meme Energy, as you’ve decided to call it, seemed to be… Contagious, for lack of a better term. Exposure to areas with high amounts of it, ie the Mushroom Kingdom which you now reside on the outskirts of, seemed to make things more cartoony. Toon logic like serious injuries not being as serious- though with the amount of grave injuries you’ve seen on the Mushroom Kingdom’s denizens’ YouTube pages, you hope that to be the case- saturated color schemes, exaggerated proportions and movements…

You looked up from your computer, gazing out the window to the sunny day outside. Exposure… Would that mean you would become just as weird as your boss? Looking down at yourself, you didn’t seem very different. Then again, you only just got here… Perhaps it would be best to have something for comparison. You set your phone up against your laptop and got up from your chair, setting a picture timer before standing up and taking a few steps back.

Yup. Still you. You thought, coming back to see the photo. As you pondered on it, a message came across the top of your screen.

“Ah! Yes, Starlet! You got rather tired so I showed myself out. My apologies if I worried you.”

Your fingers awaited above the phone’s keyboard, tapping the sides in contemplation as you thought your message through.

“Hey, Mr. Puzzles, r u a meme?”

“…Pardon you?” His message dinged, coaxing a giggle out of you.

“I’ll take that as a no?”

“I am nothing of the sort! Such low brow comedy is far too benign for someone of my caliber. Why are you suddenly interested in memes?”

You stared at the screen, a certain sense of apprehension overtaking you for reasons you didn’t know.

“…No reason. C u tomorrow”

With a sigh you put the phone aside, dragging your laptop over again and pulling up a tab to create a blog. Might as well publish your findings so far. Maybe somebody would find them useful.

[mrfellsans]

✩Smg8 info dump✩

Btw this might take a WHILEE

Smg8 is from a different universe, technically he's like an alternate version of smg4 and smg9 also being an alternate version of smg3, in smg8s universe all the characters are different from the og universe but I'll touch up on them later. Smg8 just like smg4 is a YouTuber and he works hard on his memes and animations, while smg8 runs a meme/animation channel he also has an art channel which is his main channel where he works on his art and comics etc, he usually records him doing the art if it's painting or traditional or digital art and while he does this he does some commentary and plays music in the background or collabs with other people, he's a cartoonist so he mostly just draws cartoons on his art channel and he usually live streams gaming on his other channel too. Smg8 also has a little schedule thing for when he post his stuff on his meme channel and art channel so he has enough time to hang out with the smg8 crew and to go on silly adventures with them.

Also smg8 is best friends with smg9, they did start off as mortal enemies from the beginning where smg9 would try to copy smg8s videos and steal his art but after years of fighting they started getting to know each other better and smg9 stopped trying to steal smg8s stuff and they soon became best friends and smg8 and 9 would teach each other about there own art styles, something smg4 and 3 will never do in there universe.

Edit: they still fight eachother and stuff lmao they aren't super friendly like in this photo lol ☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟☟

Anyways supplies! ✨

Important Supplies Smg8 has:

Smg8's secret sketchbook has a state of the Cats lock on it which means it is literally impossible to open without the kitty key that was given to smg8 during the ending of the war of the cats arc in his universe given to him by the kitty god, also the kitty god gave him a kitty, his name is kitty and ever since smg8 has sworn to protect kitty just for the kitty god. (also wanted to say that kitty was given to smg8 in like almost the beginning of the start of smg8 and the crew, when it was only Mario, peach, smg8, and 9 and smg8 and 9 still looked like Mario)

ArtsyMario89's Pencil is a very powerful pencil that was used to save the universe from Bowser who tried to steal that pencil to make the whole world bow down to him, this pencil has the ability to make anything you draw in air or paper come to life, like axols pencil in a way, Artsymario89 would use this pencil to make creative arts and statues for places and many other things and one night Bowser kidnapped ArtsyMario89 and took him to space where Bowser had started making a whole empire and needed artsymarios help so now artsymario was like a slave working tirelessly on the moon to satisfy bowsers evil needs, when smg8 found out about his idol being kidnapped he immediately started asking around and found out he was in space so smg8 asked Mario to do a BLJ to space and it worked, together Mario and smg8 had to go through many weird levels and stuff to get to bowsers castle and they eventually made it but since the empire was too huge everything started to form a black hole behind the castle and Bowser fought smg8 and Mario for a bit till the hole got huge and started sucking everyone in, Artsymario89 started getting sucked in and smg8 tried to hold onto him and artsymario told him to grab his pencil and draw something big enough to seal it and he also told smg8 that he believes in him to do this just for him and smg8 was crying since that's like his idol and then artsymario89 let go and flew into the blackhole dying, to make things a bit shorter smg8 told Mario to get ready to BLJ while smg8 drew a huge sealing net thing to close the black hole and then when he closed the black hole he quickly got on Mario and BLJ'd back to earth while Bowser flew back to earth in his koopa car, though artsymario89 died now smg8 had something of his to remember from him.

Here is artsymario89 by the way :3

I'll find more little supplies that smg8 has later :3

Also another character that starts an arcade cuz of his hungry ass

Basic info about him: tophatman is the consumer of smg4 universes, his job is to consume universes that are absolutely useless, like a universe where smg4 has a mustache in his redesign or something, obviously before he consumes universes he must kill everybody in said universe and then he eats them just to make sure they don't cause any chaos while he eats the universe lol, anyway how he starts an arc is that he gets sick and tired of eating these absolutely useless universes because he has heard that the ones that are ever so slightly Relavent taste way better so he goes to smg8s universe to kill off everyone but he fails because he gets beat up really badly so he just decides to leave but in the process he accidentally slaps smg8 and 9 into the multiverse and 8 and 9 are left in the multiverse alone and they decide together they are gonna go swim around and look for a universe that could help them and suddenly when they did they found the smg4 universe, it was in the center of the universe and they swam there knowing that they could probably get help from there and then they crash landed in the universe sadly separating from each other for a bit while they are in the universe...

The info dump shall continue someday

Smg9 belongs to: @yago-undertale

Also @izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin if you wanna know more info on smg8!

[jibrilthethingart]

I'm not sure if someone's already asked these but..

What are three things Emmi and Puzzles like about each other!

2. How are you going to reveal that your with Puzzles to the Smg4 crew? Do you have any plans on telling them so far??

'Cause, I think you and Puzzles should go tell 'em together if doing it alone makes you (Emmi) nerveous!!

Similar questions have been asked but I don’t mind answering these! This will also be answered in ask Emmie and Puzzles soon (I think) but I don’t mind answering these here lol.

Mr Puzzles loves that Emmie is strong and can defend herself in any situation, while she looks fragile, trust me Emmie is someone you don’t wanna mess with cause she can and will fight. He also loves that she listens to him a lot with his interests, he’ll talk for hours and hours on end about certain shows and movies with her and Emmie just sits and listens. He also loves the fact she can shapeshift back into a cat cause he has a soft spot for cats and he likes to just gently pet and play with her in her cat form. He also likes to cut a hole in a peice of bread and put it on her in the cat form lol.

Emmie likes that Mr Puzzles while he’s evil, he has good manners and how graceful he is with her. She knows she’s a bit of a clutz and she can act on impulse but he’s patient with her (at least he tries to be) and catches her when she falls. She also loves his laugh and the fact he’s super tall ✨✨

As for the SMG4 crew- they have no idea that Emmie and Puzzles are together yet, but the crew does reminisce on the events of Puzzlevision and let’s just say they still don’t like Mr Puzzles- especially after all he’s done. They all talk about if they see him again they’re gonna beat him up and stuff, which worries Emmie to an extent.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Here's an interesting idea:

SMG4 Shattered Timelines: Reflected Generations A Mira-centric side story happening parallel to the Shattered Timelines AU's main plot that's heavily based on Shadow Generations. It wouldn't actually interact with the main plot in any way, so no need to factor it into events (unless any of the characters mentioned was going to be part of said events, in which case I can probably shuffle some things around. or scrap it if said involved characters include mira and/or worm)

Basically, thanks to the Abyss's time breaking bullshit several major events are in a state of flux, including both Worm's death in the Legacy Arc and his defeat at the hands of the First Four. He's fully aware of what's going on and capable of manipulating the fractures to a degree, and decides to use this as an opportunity to come back more powerful than he was even at his prime. Problem is, he needs someone with a significant amount of his code who isn't in temporal flux to act as a vessel, since otherwise his soul won't have any code to attach to when reality reasserts itself. And rather poetically, only a certain supersonic traitor fits the bill. He just needs to give her a push in the right direction using the other half of her code...

So Mira's now being forced to confront both sides of her origin story while running through areas from all over the AU timeline and beyond to restore them. And in the process she ends up meeting the time-displaced Chip (Sonic Unleashed Chip, not Admin Chip), Glitch and Red Doomguy, and getting assistance from Amy, Eggman and Larryboy.

Her version of the Radical Highway hijacking sections are Eggmanland from Sonic Unleashed (It probably should've been Apotos but an idyllic Greek seaside village with rolling green hills and windmills don't exactly fit the Vibe like a rusted, smog-choked cross between a factory, an amusement park and a medieval torture dungeon does), the two acts of each area are Day and Night stages Because Werehog Good, and she's collecting the Chaos Emeralds as well as new Malware Commands that let her actually tap into her virus side.

It's also a bit longer than Shadow Generations, with 5 bosses besides Worm; Rejection Waluigi, Cat Cursor (the alt timeline evil version in post-reveal form), Spicy Meme Generator 4000 (he's also aware of the timeline thing but doesn't get a chance to do anything with it), Showtime (her mind is actually from the present and she is EXTREMELY happy to not be a Prinny...and then she gets defeated and is transformed back into her Prinny form because of course), and a very different version of Mira from a completely separate universe (you know that one Danny Phantom RP that I sometimes mention certain ocs originated from? yeah Mira's from there too. She was completely different though, had nothing to do with Sonic and was instead a crazy evil AI accidentally created by MERF (from Fairly Oddparents) who was going to Frankenstein herself a cyborg body out of alien tech and freeze-dried Pixie organs and become a really fucked up Magical Girl).

Also, Worm's realized that by holing himself up in Eggmanland he has access to all the Dark Gaia energy it's mining, so that's gonna be a problem.

Ough!!! Nothing to say tbh, I love this a lot. And it doesn't interfere with anything so it's all good!!

[wonderfultheatre]

Mr. Puzzles

Fandom.

Helluva Boss/Hotel Hotel | Original

statistics.

Alias: Mr Puzzles Name: Mateo Pérez Pronouns: He/Him Gender: Transmasc Age: 38 Died: 32, 5th April 2018 Birthday: December Species: Human (previously) - Demon (Current) Zodiac: Capricorn Orientation: Pansexual Occupation: Voxtek Employee Contracted: Yes - Soul belongs to Vox MBTI: ENTP Enneagram: 3w2 Alignment: Chaotic Evil

biography.

Growing up he had been relatively abused and neglected by his parents. He had used television to escape and often recorded what was airing on TV on as many channels as possible. He eventually managed to get himself a computer and expanded his operation as he got older into collecting internet media, gaining some computer skills to compromise security to collect videos and various media he could.

As he got older he fell deeper into this rabbit hole, his obsession with media grew and he started to become even more obsessed with television and digital media. During a psychotic break in his 30s, Mateo finally cut his own head off, but due to strange forces and circumstances he managed to survive for 3 more years despite the lack of a head. He at this point replaced his head with a TV monitor.

Though eventually he did pass away, his family found his headless corpse in his apartment.

Upon entering hell early on he ran a digital video store using his memory to create recordings of things he watched while alive, finding out that he could alter media he had watched and also store it perfectly in his memory, his obsession with television and media started again, and grew stronger the more he watched. Eventually, he managed to gather himself a few contracts with a few other sinners to grow his ability. Eventually, he desired to trap other demons in a TV and control every aspect of their lives as if it were a TV show. Eventually, he ran into Vox and ended up signing his soul over willing to the man due to his obsession with hell's media and tangentially his obsession with Vox himself.

After losing his soul rather enthusiastically, he began working for Vox, after a few at-work accidents resulting in his original head falling off and getting broken, Vox took the initiative to completely upgrade and rebuild the sinner's body. None of his original body currently exists.

powers.

Mateo has several unique abilities that all involve media.

Media Manipulation - He can alter existing media, if it was recorded he can alter it. This includes shows or media being aired live actively on TV.

Media creation - Due to his control over analog and digital media he can create media and air it on TV.

Matter manipulation - He can turn his body into digital and or analog data, as well as drag people into televisions by converting their bodies into digital or analog data.

Archive - His photographic memory has grown to being an archive of information and media, as long as he has seen it he will remember it and store it as if he were an archive, he can remember key details of anything he's seen. He also can create physical copies of his memories for others to view, as well as let them into his archive.

Note: he is inspired by Mr. Puzzles from SMG4

[superluigiglitchy]

Really specific ass headcanons on the cast of SMG4

Meggy is really stubborn about sleep not because of her coffee addiction but because of nightmares she has from the anime island incident, the YouTube graveyard and pretty recently from Wild Spaghetti and Wren and pretty much just her trauma in general which results in her having some pretty bad insomnia

She's gotten better though because the glitchy gang don't want a repeat of what happened the last time she didnt sleep for days (read: she got a pretty bad fever because her human body hasnt adjusted to her newly made immune system and prettu much had a breakdown both from the stress, sleep deprivation and delirium caused form her fever) and she's trying to be better for them

What usually helps her sleep is having her cat Loaf near her, having one or more members of the gang sleep in a cuddle pile with her, a good cup of tea with some ramen noodles or the most embarrassing one for her: being rubbed behind her pointed ears

So far Mario and Luigi are some constant cuddle buddies of hers but Tari is a close second with Melony, Boopkins, Saiko and surprisingly Bob in third

With Meggy only looking human physically, she still retains all her inkling functions (plus a little something extra thanks shaggy) meaning yes she can still very much purr and she hates it

Mario and the others often exploit this

I am applying my inklings are basically aquatic cats headcanon onto Meggy and no one can stop me

Saiko is allergic to pollen and is practically knocked out during the first week of spring, yes Tari fusses over her a lot during this time

Bob is capable of being a good business man, he just needs to shed his old habits and bad practices this is easier said than done though

Unbeknownst to anyone not even herself, Tari is very susceptible to viruses, why she hasn't been infected by any is both a combination of dumb luck and being smart on what video games she enters (which is also a result of dumb luck) however that may change soon if TvWare involved now

Kaizo very much teases Saiko about her crush on Tari after he found out every chance he gets, he in turn nearly gets whacked with a hammer by the red faced pinkette

He's super supportive of her crush and will kick anyone's ass who objects, wingmans with Meggy so the idiots can finally confess to eachother

Mario wears a lot of star patches and bandages because he's silly like that

Peach went apocalypse survivor mode for a few weeks and did pretty well while trapped in the demon pit her castle was in, it's just that she got infect by the demon goop A week before SMG4 and the others could go down there to fetch the star, if the crew were to return and search around the remnants of the castle they would find a camcorder and a series of videos tapes of Peach's exploits and find the last 3 tapes are of her expressing her thought as she's been thinking of her actions from the past few years as of late and her regretting how she treated the others, Mario especially and how she wants to apologise to them and treat them all better once she gets out of this literal hell hole

Of course we all knew what happened after that

Luigi has seven evil ex boyfriends, each of which have experienced the wrath of Mario

Mario is also super supportive of Luigi and will also kick anyone's ass who objects

Peach and Daisy are dating, no one is aware of this and no one has figured it out

Pls add Daisy to SMG4 I want to see her kick ass and be a menace

Tari knows some karate moves and will not hesitate to use them post- western spaghetti, clench just speeds up the fighting with a laser and other dubious weapons that Tari didn't know her arm had

Boopkins has a guilty pleasure of watching scooby doo

Smg3 would make an animal sanctuary for any friends Eggdog makes

When Meggy gets sick (which is rare AF) she sorta acts... Kinda like a feral cat

Bob can confirm this statement with all the beak bite mark scars he has and scratches too

For some reason she's not mean to Mario, Luigi, Saiko or Tari (which is to be expected) but also Jubjub and Boopkins

Mario and Luigi consider Meggy A third Mario brother, Meggy cried for an hour straight when she found out about this because of how happy she was

She know uses the named Meggy Spletzer-Mario

Yes I still find it funny Mario and Luigi's last names are Mario so Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

Swag and Chris married for tax benefits

Everyone thinks that's a lie

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Whoops, all DBZA quotes

Cursor: Wait.. who else sees that light?

CPU: Walk towards it.

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SMG4: Where are the other Avatars?

Juliano: I'll tell you where they're not. Safe.

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Bowser Jr: Root! You left Root here!?

Franky: Well, I thought she could handle it!

Bowser Jr: Root couldn’t handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less LC while SICK!

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Ozymandias: Say good by to your precious universe!

Franky: That's not very nice!!

Ozymandias: OF COURSE NOT!! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!

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Random virus: You think you’re cute.

Crash: Bitch I’m adorable.

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Mr L: You, child, too strong! Explain now!

Plurality: Database gave me a small bit of their power to help defeat you.

Me L: The fucks a Database?!

Plurality: Basically, god.

Mr L: But I'm Still Here!!

Plurality: Do you really believe in your own hype that much?!

Mr L: I AM THE HYPE!

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Root: I'mma plant me a dumbass tree!

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Diana: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-

Mario: Hello!

Diana: Oh, it's you. Explain.

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Crash, calling to CPU, who is currently in a hole in a wall while also having a concussion: Are you okay in there?

CPU: Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

Crash: Oh, really?! Can I come in, too?!

CPU: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Crash: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!

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Tulip, if she ever snapped on her parents: There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted. I want to violently vomit out of my internal organs. I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest to God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the home I built with your bodies with your very blood.

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Random villain: Oh my god, you morons stole SMG3&4's kids. How? How did you steal their kids?

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Abyssal: It turns out there's ANOTHER virus!

CPU: DO I HEAR FIVE!?

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Mario: Ok, what's up with him?

Marcy: Don't mind him. He just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.

Mario: A gallon?

Marcy: A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from.

Bob: Marcy! I need you to tell me that I can leave the hotel if I want to.

Marcy: Bob, you may leave the hotel if you w--

Bob: BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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Lil Coding: Feel free to pray to your God, but spoilers, I won't be listening.

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Saiko: Don't make me come over there, I will rip your world a-FUCKING-sunder!

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The Abyss: In mere moments, all you'll be feeling is oblivion!

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Domain: It's either this or disappointment; go ahead.. flip that coin.

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Abyssal: Get these guys out of here because this thing is about to kill itself!

Umbra: Can firewalls even die?!

Abyssal: IT'S ABOUT TO TRY!

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CPU: I do hope someone picks up that phone. Cause I FUCKING CAAAALLED IT!