#except for Kass

[smilesrobotlover]

Revali has been adopted into this family and no you cannot change my mind

[starbiology]

i may be a tad excited for The Void Within plot

[loz-furbies]

Linktober 2023 #5: Race

[artschoolglasses]

So... Random thought here about Kassandra and Basim...

(Also, Valhalla/Odyssey spoilers. So, thoughts under the cut I guess...)

Kassandra takes the staff, carries it for like 2,400 years, dies to hand it over to Layla... Only for Layla to almost immediately disappear and for it to end up with Basim? 😐 Loki-Basim? One of the main antagonists of Valhalla? Now has the staff? And Kassandra spent 2,400 YEARS in solitude, living far longer than she ever wanted to, watching everyone she ever cared about die, to get it safely into Layla’s hands, only for that to happen. It feels like such a waste of her life. To be made to go through all that only for it to essentially have been pointless. Because I can’t imagine it’s a good thing Basim now has it. (Unless Mirage ends with Basim in modern day somehow shoving off Loki’s influence?) He may be a good guy in Mirage, but we know how he ends up with Valhalla. He’s not great, people.

And some folks are confused as to why I'm salty over Basim being the protagonist now? 🙃

[vonbergerpants]

I really wish people drew Caspar more.

He gets so little attention and it really hits home just how much the fandom doesn't care about him.

[lulu2992]

But... What am I supposed to do with my life now?

[picory]

enjoy! I’m 80 some hours in and it’s still blowing my mind with new things 🤓

thx! i'm so so excited. i'm glad i've managed to avoid any major spoilers that might've ruined the fun

[ow-anteater]

I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME OF YOUR MEN. YOUR DUDES. YOUR LOVELY OCS!!!

🥺 you wanna hear about them 🥺🥺🥺

Okay so Vermont and Kass are weird in that they started as kind of a joke inspired by two of my dragons on the petsim Flight Rising. And then they kind of crawled into my brain and became - first of all became people I guess - and also got full personalities and also a story I’d like to write for them. Homegrown blorbos with the weirdest meta story basically

So Vermont is the longhaired one, full name is Vermont James and he … he started as a spoof on Indiana Jones? He’s a chronically overworked historian on the good days and a weird lumberjack hermit in the bad periods. Funny and sly with a very strong loner streak, worse with his words than he’d like to believe and a tad prone to falling into an us vs them mentality if the people close to him are mildly inconvenienced threatened

Kass’ is short for Kassem and he doesn’t really have a last name atm. Decidedly bookish, has written a bunch of children’s books and a lot of longer adult very poetic scripts he’s never had the guts to pursue publishing for. Generally shy but very sharp when he wants to be and unendingly curious. Suffers from a bit of a restless heart if he’s stayed too long in the same place and can thus be a little flighty to be around

In universe they’re something akin to elementals, Vern is fire with strong ties to the sun and Kass is water and the moon. The world is basically magical realism and a couple hundred years ago they did partake in like your full out ‘grand battle for good and evil’ that wrecked and splintered the magical world. Since then, every time their own power has recuperated enough for powerful factions in their world to start paying attention to them again, Vermont wipes their magic away, basically uses it all up in a single surging ritual that leaves them borderline mortal the first couple of years and also keeps them out of all magical conflict. All of this is technically a spoiler since these resets also deletes most of both their memories

It’s about fleeing, it’s about responsibility, it’s about loving people enough to make decisions for them that really aren’t yours to make, it’s about being soulmates partly out of necessity and I think so much about them and write none of this fucking book I could be writing dnndndjsjdksk

Also very much considering just setting up an OC blog at this point hdhdjjks

[teganorsara]

not my queer ass crying at a pmore show. who coulda guessed. not me

[casketvamps]

nintendo hates avian furries so much it's fucking unreal </3

[ofspvrta]

θ::|| @shadxwcd​ (ezio) has encountered the corrupted

How long had she isolated herself? A gnawing worry that her condition, her curse, was getting worse had given her reason to drop off the face of the earth. Perhaps she was not managing her affliction well enough. It wasn’t as if the Isu in the staff was guiding her anymore, instead abandoning her as a disappointment the moment the corruption manifested itself over a millennia ago. Despite great strides to figure out how to manage that darkness inside her there were moments when it got the better of her, especially when she kept herself away from anything that could ground her.

Here in the darkness she could hear the footfalls of some unfortunate soul who had stumbled onto her temporary haven. Peering over the rafter she had been nestled into, she followed his movements silently, moving from rafter to rafter until she was overtop of him. Had she taken better care of herself, perhaps things wouldn’t come to this, but she wasn’t thinking rationally, not when she could hear his heart’s cautious patter under his skin. A moment, another, lips curled into a snarl and she dropped, immediately latching onto his back, fangs bared as she drives them into his throat, trying to get as much blood as she could.

[borom1r]

I still haven’t named my uh. my wickerbeast skfjjdjd. and I have been thinkin more and more abt a werewolfsona

[starbiology]

what about if in the plot the other villains are being pushed to their limits/controlled by the void/drakara whoever it is and the good guys need to stop it by helping the old school villains

[reefyslider]

My botwsona is actually just gonna be a deku scrub that follows Pikango around and draws with him

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Eye Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale):

Purple eye man <3

Hes like, THE eye narrator guy for podcasts imo.

THE tumblr sexyman

Not too short or tall, not fat or too thin. With hair, a nose and eyes. Look, hes hot and sexy because he's an ambiguous gendered male pronoun character who's openly gay imminently. His hotness comes from his lack of description and his silly, whimsical nature. As a "The idea of having sex with my physical body is kinda yuck" ace, I would have sex with him irl if given the chance. He is the ONLY exception for my own minds rule. While that might not be real propaganda or whatever it should have weigh of how hot he is.

John Doe/The Entity (Malevolent):

He is literally the hottest character. It's literally just a hot voice and yellow eyes, the rest is up to your imagination Also funny??? He is so funny please, we love a entity with humor Rip to Arthur but if I would get possessed by John I would do anything he ask no question asked.

De-throned eldritch god who willingly fractured himself because he cared so much about the guy whose body he was originally trying to steal. Literally has control of said guy's eyes, and eventually one of his hands. The inherent homoeroticism of two people sharing a body and struggling to hold on to their humanity and so on.

Sharing a body with someone is already intimate without being a incomprehensible being from another dimension with memory problems

An amnesiac fragment of an Elder God trapped in a dread tome, and now bound to the eyes of a private detective

#mari is sexiest #john archivist is the most eyeful #cecil is the most narratorly #kass is both sexy and narratory #but john doe is the full packidge baaaaby #he may not be the best in a single category but he's an even split across all three #i dont know who nickignik is and at this point im afraid to ask so [they get] Sexy Eyes

[ganondoodle]

(idk if anyone wants to keep hearing my opinions on totk book stuff but-)

apparently it says that rauru DID have kids, multiple even, which yeah... is kinda necessary for zelda to even be connected to them so much so that sonia can SENSE a blood connection (which, even with all the excuses with magic, is just a little too far for me to suspend my disbelief bc its over, OVER, ten thousand years worth of generations that seperate her from them that one lil touch of the hand can sense that (feels more like an attempt to make you care about them or .. see them as zeldas "better" parents just bc they exchange a few nice words, i never got the feeling they were 'better' parents and its also kinda disrespectful to her actual parents, like sure rhoam wasnt the best but i wouldnt call rauru better just bc he was polite)- i could see maybe the light power of hylia or sth but since its the coolest dude that ever lived rauru now that had it which still doesnt make sense and makes me unreasonably annoyed and she can sense BOTH of their powers in her? nah) the fact theres NOTHING about them in the game itself is just so ... no way they planned any of this

i dont think theres anything they can do or say that wont make be believe they either

are making it up alla 'fix it in post' mentality trying to hastily explain stuff the game never bothers to do to try and appease fans or let it appear as if they thought about it at all

something went really REALLY wrong during development, which kinda seems likely given how the game turned out (im sorry i cannot let go, its not just the writing, the game design too and how little was changed in the map while being so damn expensive, i dont know how people dont feel scammed q_q)

given that they (allegedly) spent the last entire year of development on polish (where??? where????? huh??? like it would make it more understandable (EXCEPT for the price) if there was alot of trouble, which was also bc it got delayed and ... turned out like this, but they dont want to say it, especially given their reputation, with that quote i have heard way too many times 'a delayed game blah blah') i just??

are they just gonna go and do it like they did with kashiwa (kass)? "they uuuh where flying around the whole time ony cool sonau tech maschines, you just dont see or hear from them ooooorrr they were uuuuh out of the country at the time" (sending invitations to other continents to join their glorious kingdom ;) )

(bet they are also gonna say they did all the stuff like ... moving the shrines around (lol?) and lifting the islands up into the sky- which is still weird bc ... didnt they also say they were living in the sky before coming to the surface?? so where?? did they park all their islands on the surface and the mystery kids had the keys so they had to repark them back into the sky after they returned off camera?? xD also why are the islands so different as an environment if they where from the surface? like even the STONE up there is different- and if they were first in the sky then on the surface and the nback in the sky .. why is there not a single yellow tree or grass in the past- you cant really argue that it changed bc they were up there so long bc .. nothing else changed, the suddendly and totally always there sonau buildings are largely in prime condition, only some slightly moldy, and what we see of the glorious past looks barely any different from the present, aside from like ... some standard trees shuffled, no castle yet and that glowy uwu filter DESPITE that stupidly long time frame between it)