#exfuckingcuse me?

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[chanrizard]

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[gender-euphowrya]

Are you fucking kidding me ? Are you absolutely shitting me ? Am I in hell ????

french government fucking Decided without warning without Any input from the people to take from people's fucking savings to fund war ?????

[wtfuckevenknows]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE ESPRESSO HOUSE IN GERMANY?!

AND WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO YOU MEEEEAAAAAN WE HAVE ONE IN COLOGNE?!?!??!?!?!

[starsarebleeding]

[gojoest]

appearance matchup for @ryotan

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[ask-the-reaper-conspiracy]

Lord Stronghart, once you have enough power and achieve your goal of eliminating crime in London, then what are you going to do when you're the only criminal left?

"-!?" "I beg your pardon?" "I don't think I heard that rather impertinent comment." "Would you care to make it a second time, a little louder?"

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[colognedecigarette]

flying to italy to strangle my dad in person rn.

[thatringboy]

Exfuckingcuse me???

Context for this discovery: in yesterday’s smosh Reddit reading video, Damien and Ian were making Skyrim jokes about a Reddit user’s gf getting eaten by a dragon and Damien whispered “if I had a nickel…” so I checked the comments of the video and someone made a Falin joke. Checked for myself and the whiplash I went through oh my godddd

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

My thoughts on Ep. 4 - I Plunge to My Death, A rant

First off, Sally and baby Percy scene was so cute. I swear to god, no one will ever top Sally Jackson for being the best mortal parent in the series.

That Percabeth bonding scene in the train. Bruh, I cannot wait for the Kindness International truck and Waterland scenes.

Annabeth opening up about her Dad and Percy utterly shocked that not all mortal parents are like his Mom.

Frederick’s college ring on Annabeth’s necklace. To non book-readers, yes, that's her Dad's name.

Annabeth having to earn Thalia’s respect.

Luke caring for Annabeth right away just makes it more gut-wrenching and heart-breaking with what he’s about to do. (SPOILER ALERT) “Family, Luke. You promised.”

Grover being super grouchy when he doesn’t get enough sleep. And as someone in their twenties, I totally could relate to him.

This convo:

Percy : Can I ask a dumb question?

Annabeth: It's like you need me to make fun of you.

That's it, that's their relationship.

Mentioning the god of the wild, Pan, and that there are searchers for him.

How that convo basically went:

Train Cop: I don’t think you wanna take that tone with me, little girl.

Annabeth: EXFUCKINGCUSE ME?

Grover: Annabeth, no-!

Echidna calling the cops on 3 minors, just screams typical Karen behavior.

The St. Louis Arch being an actual temple of Athena is a nice change from Annabeth just wanting to go sightseeing.

This convo:

Percy: You've done more for me in the past few days than my father has done in my entire life. If I had to stick with someone, I-

Annabeth: Careful, I think you were about to call me a friend.

Percy: *stumbles because of the poison from the stinger*

Annabeth: *catches him*

Again, that’s their relationship.

Annabeth and Grover splashing water at Percy at a fountain when there’s a big-ass river nearby. Idk, but I find that funny.

Athena letting Echidna and the Chimera into the Arch because it wounded her pride? OH, HELL NO!

Athena’s Logic: Punish her devotee because someone close to them did something that wounded her pride. Medusa=Poseidon; Annabeth=Percy. She didn’t even gave a f*ck that the devotee in question is her own daughter. WTF, ATHENA!

I always thought Zeus has the crown for being the deadbeat absent godly parent, but Athena is slowly giving him a run for his money.

Annabeth deciding to sacrifice herself so Percy and Grover can continue the quest. WTF!

Percy tricking Annabeth into taking the final stand himself. Dude, your fatal flaw is showing.

Annabeth having to deal with a forbidden child sacrificing themselves for her safety AGAIN (With Thalia, and now Percy). Girl must be traumatized.

Grover having to go through it again as well.

The Chimera being terrifying than how non clear-sighted mortals see it.

Poseidon “always been here/so hard for me to stand back” Daddy to the rescue.

This:

Percy: *gets stuck underwater*

Nereid: It’s okay. You father sent me-

Percy: Oh, hell no! *tries to swim harder*

Percy only now realizing he can breath underwater. Like, of course, he can. He's Poseidon's kid.

We're only in Episode 4 and it's already so good. Can't wait for the episode 5.

[silversainz]

put a ring on it - CL 16

summary: Charles takes the lyric “put a ring on it” for real

warnings: posted from the drafts <3

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I quite liked her, so I put an ring on it 💍❤️

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lewis444 when you said you wanted to marry her someday I didn’t think you were for real?!

vettelmick47 I’m so happy for you both 😭

Ashleclerc16 exfuckingcuse me!?!

norris444 I’m crying so much

Sebastianvettel congrats mate !!

pierregasly finally you asked her

Sainzz55 HOLY SHIT?!?

y/n/l/n this is who I’m gonna be marrying….😭

> Charles_leclerc oh you love it 😊

> y/n/l/n unfortunately I do ❤️

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I said yes 😭🥰

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leclerc16 oh tears are falling from my face

Sebastianvettel congrats you two ❤️

Y/b/f/l/n I’m so fucking happy for you honey 🥹💕

> y/n/l/n I love you 😭

444vettel genuinely crying right now

Charles_leclerc ma future femme 💗 my future wife

bonus post 9 months later

y/n/leclerc

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And just like that I’m married to the love of my life ❤️

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Sebastianvettel you looked beautiful kiddo ❤️

> y/n/leclerc thank you seb, ily 🧡

charles_leclerc my beautiful beautiful wife 💕💕

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beautiful day with my beautiful wife 💍❤️

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y/n/leclerc my whole world 💗

y/b/f/l/n treat her right leclerc 😐

> charles_leclerc of course, you know I will

[chanrizard]

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[vishnyask]

!Everybody lives au!

Regulus: exFUCKINGcuse me??

Sirius snagging Remus: yeah, excuse you, go away??

Regulus: IN OUR BLOODY HOUSE, ARE YOU FOR REAL? WHY DIDN’T YOU LOCK THE DOOR?

Sirius: You&James forgot to put silencing charm yesterday.

Regulus: We did NOT.

Harry: Yeah, you did.

Draco: Absolutely.

Regulus: Hold on wtf are you doing in here?

Draco: Hi Uncle Regulus, hi Uncle Sirius, hi Mr.Potter, hi Professor Lupin. I’m going home already, thank you, bye!

James: Bye Draco!

Regulus: WAIT DID YOU SHAG MY SON?

[skyetenshi]

Also, Schrottplatzkinder, es ist März da kann man schon mal den Adventskalender von "TKKG: Auch Gauner feiern Weihnachten" hören, ne? Und in dem Ding wird von... ich glaube es war Gabi gesagt: "Wir übernehmen jeden Fall." Und ich war so... Okay? War das ne Referenz? Ein Augenzwinkern? Aber dann kommt etwas später eine Szene in der Klösschen sagt: ">Wir übernehmen jeden Fall.< Was für ein beknacktes Motto. Total needy."

EXFUCKINGCUSE ME? WAT HAST DU GERADE ÜBER MEINE CALIFORNIA BOYS GESAGT? ICK SAG DIR: GANZ DÜNNET EIS. DU KANNST MEINE MUTTER BELEIDIGEN, ABER NICHT MEINE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DETEKTIVE! DAS KLÄREN WIR JETZT MANN GEGEN MANN. OKAY DU BIST EIN JUNGE UND ICH EINE FRAU ABER GLAUB JA NICHT DASS ICH KEINE KINDER VERPRÜGELN WÜRDE! HÄLT MAL JEMAND MEINEN DREI ???-BEUTEL, ICH MUSS HIER RESPEKTSCHELLEN VERTEILEN! SCHAUEN WIR MAL WIE GUT DIR SCHOKOLADE SCHMECKT WENN DU KEINE ZÄHNE MEHR IM MAUL HAST!

[misteria247]

Warren with Hypno kidnapping 12 turtle tot Leo

Warren: FINALLY WE'VE GOT A WAY TO GET OUR REVENGE-!!!

Hypno: We'll finally get one up on those turtles once and for all-

12 Leo gently pats Hypno's cheek with a toddler coo

Hypno literally fighting tears: Omg my heart Warren do we have to give him back??

Warren: HUH???? YEAH WE DO HE'S OUR HOSTAGE-

12 Leo gently pats Warren's head with a childish giggle

Warren barely keeping his composure:............omg.

Later when the 12 boys and Rise boys come to rescue 12 Leo

Rise Leo: Give us back Lee or-

Warren: We're not giving him back.

12 Raph: Exfuckingcuse me-???

Hypno: He's ours now. Finders keepers.

[seveett]

EXFUCKINGCUSE ME?