#existence is a flex

[the-most-humble-blog]

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🧬 HEY, YOU.

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The one rereading the comment from a troll who’s never written anything worth archiving, quoting, or even remembering past Tuesday.

The one wasting heartbeats wondering if their 12-word drive-by somehow means you’re not worthy.

Let’s reset your entire nervous system with reality.

First things first: Do you have any idea how statistically impossible you are?

Here are the receipts:

> 1 in 400 trillion — > That’s the minimum estimate of the odds of you being born, according to Dr. Ali Binazir, Harvard-trained physician and researcher.

> 13.8 billion years of cosmic chaos. > 4.54 billion years of planetary weirdness. > 3.7 billion years of evolution across mass extinctions, gamma-ray bursts, volcanic winters, and frogs the size of sedans.

You are the result of every survivor in that chaos.

Not a mistake. Not an accident. A mathematical miracle in a meat suit.

Now imagine this:

The Earth is formed. Crust cooling. Oceans churning. Meteor showers lighting up the atmosphere like a rave hosted by Satan.

And in that apocalypse?

A single cell forms. One cell. Floating in what is essentially alien soup, on a planet that looked like it got rejected from a Doom concept art file.

That’s your great-great-great x a billion grandmother.

She didn’t get eaten. She didn’t dry up. She didn’t dissolve.

She multiplied.

And her descendants? Ran, crawled, slithered, fucked, mutated, and evolved through horrors you will never even know existed.

Why?

Because over 99.9% of all life leaves no fossil record. Gone. No trace. Nothing left but implications.

So yes, there probably was a soft-bodied murder-octopus on land. Yes, there probably was a jellyfish the size of a f*cking truck that disintegrated your ancestors on contact.

And yes — if you ever invent a time machine and go back to the Devonian Period?

You’re gonna die. Instantly. Horrifically. And probably from something with no bones, no name, and no screen adaptation.

Don’t even get me started on the viruses that once existed.

Imagine catching something that boils your blood in your own skin like a microwave full of meatballs.

Or a fungus that melts your nervous system before you even twitch.

Or an airborne microbe that doesn’t kill you — it evolves inside you and eats your memories while your body continues paying taxes.

That could’ve happened. And maybe it did.

We just don’t have the records. Because you’re here.

And that means every single one of your ancestors survived all of it.

You think trolls are scary? Try living through the Permian Extinction.

> 252 million years ago: > 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial vertebrates wiped out. > Earth’s atmosphere turned to a chemical oven.

And your DNA still made it.

Still not impressed?

Let’s talk about Earth itself.

We exist in a “Goldilocks Zone.” Not too hot. Not too cold. Just right.

But even that doesn’t last.

Every stability on Earth is temporary. We are between ice ages. Between magnetic pole flips. Between solar flares that could fry the grid like a cockroach under a magnifying glass.

And you? You’re reading this on a glowing rectangle in the last microsecond of relative peace in a cosmic timeline that doesn’t care if you exist.

And yet — here you are.

Now imagine thinking a troll on the internet has the power to define you.

A troll who statistically hasn’t written a single sentence anyone willingly re-read.

Who wouldn’t survive a single round of jellyfish extinction or bat plague or saber-toothed orgy.

A troll who is only here because billions of others fought, starved, mutated, suffered, and bled for the right to exist at all.

You are the only version of you in this one surviving universe where you happened.

You are an evolutionary chainsaw, sharpened over 3 billion years of death, grit, chaos, birth, and luck.

You’re not a person. You’re a biological victory lap.

So don’t let someone who wouldn’t survive a bullfrog the size of a Honda make you doubt your power.

You have human hands that evolved from fins. You have eyes that descended from light-sensitive cells floating in primordial vomit. You have language that didn’t exist on Earth for 4.5 billion years — and now you’re using it to doubt yourself because a digital fart with Wi-Fi said “lol u suck”?

Listen.

If it doesn’t serve you? Mute it. Block it. Evolve past it.

Because the fact you’re alive means you’ve already outlived ten million things designed to erase you.

And you can outlive a troll too.

In the voice of Yoda: > “If it makes sense to you… > the universe doesn’t give a fuck.”

So don’t waste your miracle on someone who doesn’t even understand they are one.

🔥 Reblog if you needed the reminder: You are the final boss of improbability.

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[ziggystqrdust]

h&m // zero to heroes & baddies who break their hearts by being a great actress n actor (that megara betrayal reveal was so iwajag)

how rich do u have to be to have that much purple on ur clothes in 21 bce

anyways i love how most fish out of water stories for boys is because theyre sons of god or smth but when it comes to girls it’s because theyre actually the spawn of the devil like😭

[ohwatson]

because i’m so normal about that one detective and that show they made about him in 2010 i had to move to the city that was built in his honor :) hopped over to the sherlock holmes museum with a uni friend this morning & totally wasn’t grinning the whole time before we went to have lunch in speedy’s featuring wonderful art by @khorazir on the menu (i had the chicken ceaser!). russell park is a stone’s throw away & we did search for THE exact “who’d want me for a flatmate” bench but settled for a tea instead. live laugh love sherlock holmes.

[devastatinglygreen]

if your man doesn't chase your carriage down after you ran away from him before crying while confessing he'd rather sleep than be awake because he might find you in his dreams and the torture of wanting you is something he refuses to give up before fingerblasting you to the moon and back and proposing marriage, is it even love?

[marikodraws]

Carry you home

redo of this drawing from some years back :3

[misskelley]

Get it 👏

[bufffamouspeeps]

Chyna with DX

[synthshenanigans]

new jash twitter photo :0

[photo for ones who do not have the app]

[jobsoldbootlace]

Percy was excited. The Fat Controller had arranged for them to take a special train of visitors up Thomas' Branch Line with the Observation Coaches.

"I don't believe it!" they chortled to Douglas. "I get to pull the Enthusiast's Special! Thomas will be jealous."

"A’d be careful if ah wur ye," Douglas warned. "They'll nae tak' kindly tae bein' bumpit aboot."

"I don't bump about!" Percy huffed. "I'm as careful as any engine."

Douglas said nothing. He'd never pulled Enthusiasts, but Donald had told him more than enough to know Percy was heading for trouble.

[haarute]

arrived today : )

[cowboythethird]

“i dont have to follow canon, let people have fun, we barely know anything about the marauders anyway”

yes, but its based on real characters. we’re playing with dolls here, not making up ocs.

(yes i made my toy cars stop at stop signs, why do you ask?)

[hauntedtotem]

inscryption fixation is back and brother. i am in it

[psalm40speakstome]

Lupita Nyong’O being so scared of cats she literally had to go to therapy so she could film A Quiet Place Day One(no shame I think that’s super brave of her just noting the severity)

And then ultimately ending that journey by becoming a cat mom herself is the biggest flex cat people have had in a long time.

[vagueconfusion]

mm

Some posts are. Uh. Catastrophizing. Tbh.

Breathe. Please?

[angelkissedface]

florinel's bad ending where he succeeds the late signora as the new fair lady and ends up dating childe ( the guy he hates ) is my newest obsession probably!!

[nerdie-faerie]

'I don't have a job, either. I don't have a boss, or taxes or rent of bills to pay' okay 🙄 must be nice