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ninewheels · 1 year
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Me, describing Poker Face: Imagine Columbo as a hot chick. My imprint in Victor's body: Which you know I often have!
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destructive-ilya · 1 year
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theewetwareunlmtd · 2 years
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cannibalcanid · 2 months
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There's clearly rigor mortis on your face. Or wait... is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face?
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nutmeg-cider · 7 months
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wwdits + shitty band names from the list my friends and i have been keeping since high school (pt.1)
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merry-fagoland · 4 months
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oh unreleased heel turn 1 song, we're really in it now
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kamibakura · 9 months
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peripaltepsy · 1 year
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♡] YANDERE SUMERIAN! [♡
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who makes you buy him as a slave.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who helps you hide your valuables before the tax man comes.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who takes you to the public execution and whispers how he's gonna do that to everyone who wronged you.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who smears cow shit on the houses of people whom looked at you a little too long.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who learns to write so he can make you love clay tablets, but doesn't teach you to read because he can recite them aloud and frankly, you don't need to be reading anyone else's clay tablets.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who kills Ea-Nasir for selling you fake copper.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who gifts you a two-headed figurine that worryingly looks like you two stitched together.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who sacrifices his best livestock to your matron goddess just to impress you.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who locks you inside because you keep over-working on the fields. LET HIM DO IT FOR YOU.
♡》 Yandere Sumerian who sings to you about how future generations will remember your love story forever... as you die from skin cancer and then he poisons himself.
"Darling, my love for you is greater than Gilgamesh's fame~ ♡"
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seafoamwoman · 1 year
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how about that odyssey chapter 8 huh
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icouldbeaduck · 8 months
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alright guy let’s stop with all the homophobia, transphobia, and xenophobia. we’re all people. but you know who isn’t? birds. we don’t need them. ornithophobia warriors rise up 💪
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portrait-of-a-moron · 1 month
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I unironically am drawing subway surfers fanart now. 👋🙂‍↕️ bye I’ll post my hamza and yuta art once I finish
This is my art comeback I guess? Idk dude
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timesthatneverwere · 5 months
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I saw this alignment chart and I knew that I had to fill it with the cast of The Devil That Knows You, including dear cat!Tav.
Credit for the amazing template: Gallusrostromegalus
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DNI IF YOU SHIP CHARLIE WITH HER ABUSIVE UNCLE YOU FUCKING CREEPS. BLOCK ME.
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jingyismom · 2 years
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Ainulindalë: But as the theme progressed, it came into the heart of Melkor to interweave matters of his own imagining that were not in accord with the theme of Ilúvatar; for he sought therein to increase the power and glory of the part assigned to himself.
Musicians:
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evilphrog · 2 years
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Noticing some parallels between beloved protagonists
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