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AYUP! GUESS WHO JUST ADDED THE SECOND CHAPTER OF THEIR SILLY GOOFY FNC FIC?

(HINT: ITS MEEEEE)

The fic is entirely Chip being embarrassed with Gay Panic™ and jumping out windows to avoid Gil in a modern day au lol

And Jay is there with the Executive Best Friend benefits of Making Fun Of Chip, as she should

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55411015/chapters/140592652

NOW WITH 100% MORE ANGSTY SUBPLOT

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SPOILERS FOR ONE PIECE MANGA CHAPTER 1122

I SAW A THING AND I WANNA SCREAM INTO THE VOID ABOUT IT

SEVERAL THINGS HAVE HAPPENED THIS CHAPTER

SO LIKE

BUT LIKE IMMA BE FOCUSING ON THE LAST COUPLE PAGES

THE JOY BOY ONES

BECAUSE WHY THE HELL

IS HE STANDING

ON (PROBABLY) A PONEGLYPH

WHAT SECRETS DOES THAT STONE HOLD?

WHY DO PONEGLYPHS SPEAK TO THOSE WJO HEAR THE VOICE OF ALL THINGS?

NOW OTHER QUESTIONS TO SHOUT OIT INTO THE VOID

ALSO WHAT UP WITH IMU WHY THEY SO SHAKEY? WHAT ARE THEY TO JOYBOY?

HOWD JOYBOY WEAVE HAKI INTO A KNOT? HOW IS HIS HAKI SO POWERFUL(EVEN AFTER NEARLY A MILLENNIUM)?

WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO EMET? IS THE ELDER DUDE GONNA DO SMTH TO HIM?

WHERE ARE THE STRAW HATS HEADED NOW? ARE THEY GONNA GP TO ELBAF? IS LUFFY GONNA SEE SHANKS?!?

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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GILLION SHIRT OBTAINED

IT SHALL BE MINE

I WILL HAVE IT

I literally cannot explain my VISCERAL NEED for the Gilly Shirt

I NEED IT

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I literally cannot explain my VISCERAL NEED for the Gilly Shirt

I NEED IT

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

GONNA GO PASS PUT THEN WRITE ABOUT A WALKING FISH AND A SENTIENT THIN SLICE OF POTATO

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I'm so tempted to write a MerMay fnc fic where Chip is the mer and Gillion is from a human family of marine biologists

But I gotta be working on chap 2 go my fnc fic where Chibo YEETS himself outta windows

Graces so much to write, never enough time

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Ayup! It's me! Ya boi! Comin @ you with the first chapter of a new fnc fic

Modern day au, Chibo boi is a dumbass Gay, Jay laughs, Gil is also there :]

Also, in case you didn't see my discord message yet @cant-think-to-save-my-life , I offer thee this humble morsel

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To whom it may concern/is not in the Know™,

I've officially started on the prep/writing for my newest fnc Fic, it'll be modern au, crack treated seriously, mayyyybeee 5+1? Depends if I wanna do more or less than 5 of the funny moments

And for additional context, the Fic will be called "Chibo's Guide to Self Defenestration"

Where Chip, after embarrassing himself horrendously in the first meeting, proceeds to jump out a window everytime he is in close proximity to Gil, also because he is having major Gay Panick™, as Chip tends to do

Funny silly goofy screenshots about fic down below

With @cant-think-to-save-my-life as a frequent pop-up

The very start of this whole thing, a passing 1 am thought, simply throwing out a funny thought, unknowing to the amount of brain power that would soon be dedicated to this

Then slowly adding things to the universe, until I have the overwhelming urge to actually compile this into a fic

Perfectly cut off reply from my enabler friend who was the one to suggest 5+1, which is still up in the air

Panic *Jazzhands* (writing human interaction is hard v-v)

(I made them neighbors)

I then proceeded to ask my friends about embarrassing things that chip would do that'd cause him to dive out a window, got any great suggestions, but brain came up with one that was way worse than anything they said 💀

And then, at like 4 am, I saw this tiktok, and got called out so bad I decided to start writing the fic 😬

Then I sent my friends a mostly blocked out screenshot of what all I've written for who and what, to emphasize how little I wrote for Gil lol

Like, thats all that needs to be said for me to understand how I wanna write Gil XD

And a Fun Little Spoiler ;)

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Mmm fnc fic idea forming

Mmmm modern day au

Mmmmmm chip yeeting himself outta windows bc he embarrassed himself in front of Gil when they met

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At some point, Emizel and Shilo would get into an argument about which of them is Arthur's favorite, so eventually they ask Arthur

Who, without hesitation, looks between the two of them then says "Grefgore" because Grefgore doesn't cause more problems than necessary, unlike those two

That or Void, he'd absolutely say his cat is his favorite.

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A fnc fic where they met as kids, either by Chip obtaining a way to the under sea and meeting Gil some how or Gil running away to an above sea island and meeting Chip, where they know each other for no more than a month, but fundamentally change the course of each other's lives.

Where Chip shows Gil that it's not always black and white, that life is colored in shades of gray, that the Elders approval isn't everything.

Where Gil shows Chip how to allow himself to be, where he doesn't shave to chance his adoptive father's legacy, he can just be himself.

Where they sob in each others arm for hours knowing it'll likely be the last time they meet.

Where Chip, as he grows, learns to dream for himself, be himself, not chasing a shadow of a time long gone.

Where Gil, as he grows, learns to live for himself, be himself, not trying to fill impossible shoes for a Prophecy that could never be for him.

They do meet again, many years later, when each other is barely a wisp of a memory.

Chip in that boat with Jay, sure of himself and his own journey.

Gil floating in the open tide, having left his home to be free.

They don't recognize each other. They remember the person they met in their childhoods. But names and faces were lost to time.

They become crew, they become family.

One night, in an emotional conversation brought on by feelings of longing for a person long gone, they tell each other about the friend they had in their youths.

About the friend that forever changed their lives.

And maybe they realize, maybe they don't.

But regardless, they're together now. And forever.

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There should be an arc in the campaign that starts with "Fuck you, unfishes ur Gilly" and the whole arc is Gillion talkin shit about being human while they work to reverse it

Like, it's be so funny-

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ITS DONE

IVE FINISHED IT

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53683552#main

@foxhoarder13

@faithfully-yours

@just-cinnamon-bun-with-it

Apologies if you didn't wanna be @ ed, I did so just in case you did want to be :D

(reenactment of what's going on in the fic area im writing rn)

Gillion, having a heartfelt moment: I love you Chip (more than the moon itself)

Chip, having major self worth issues: I'm sorry (you deserve better)

(this fic has been on going for at least 8 months(could be longer-), bc of writers block, and it's only about 65ish% done (Ｔ▽Ｔ) )

(Edit: I was wrong, it's only been 6 months since I started it ah ha haha)

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WE GETTING BITS BOISSSSS

WE GOT CRUMBSSSS

https://youtu.be/kADD7ovPBGg?si=Zjvpn_k1KdMGLtHq

I LOVE THEM ALL DEARLY <333

I miss those silly little pirates v-v

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You can't convince me that after a particularly bad day, Gil, Chip, and Jay wouldn't all climb into one bed and just hold each other close

That after a day of either intense fighting of other crews or just a Bad Emotions™ day, that the AlbaTrio wouldn't hold close the two people that they couldn't bare to lose?

That their Co-Captains aren't as much as parts of themselves as they are?

That them being such fixtures in each others lives wouldn't carry over into soft domestic moments?

It absolutely would.

This of course goes for all of the crew, but those three have a bond beyond words themselves.

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I miss those silly little pirates v-v

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A book about a Teen/Young Adult detective who's currently trying to solve a recent string of murders, none of them seem to have a common link, and not many come forward to say anything about the victims

The said Detective is also currently seeing a therapist to work through the recent death of their parents, who were killed in a hit and run, the perpetrator was never found

The twist? The killer was the Therapist, killing their patients's abusers/rpists/aggressive stalkers/ect. The Therapist always makes sure that their patient has a solid and sound alibi so they can never be accused

And it's not just for any patients with the occasional minor bully, it's for those that can't get away, those who were hurt so badly they can barely function now.

How was the Therapist found out? The Detective found their Parents killer. It was a real bad guy, the Detective told their Therapist about it. The Therapist helps them digest the news then suggests to the Detective that it would probably be best for them to spend the upcoming weekend on themselves, making sure they were with friends and loved ones while they're still dealing with this news.

Only, the Detective didn't, even tho they said they would. And they go out after the Guy, only to find their Therapist standing over the dead body of their Parents' killer. The Therapist, mildly disheveled, rubs a hand through their hair and says smth like "Oh, hello. I thought you were spending the weekend with friends and family."

The ending is a bit up in the air, its either the Therapist in court saying Yes they did kill these people, here's a full list of Who and Why

Or

It ends with the Defective joining a group session with all the other Patients that the Therapist helped, saying that they're free to not want to continue the sessions or turn in the Therapist if they so choose, but the Detective had already made up their mind not to, because how could they turn in the person who didn't let their Parents go unavenged

The End :)