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wanderingchocolateeclair · 3 years

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A BIG collection of my favourite randomly generated incorrect quotes with the top 5 (+ edgejeanist unsurprisingly - I think I got pretty lucky for that part) :

@ohpleaseiwillendyou idk I just thought you might enjoy these 🥰

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Tsunagu: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Shinya: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Enji: You remind me of the ocean.

Shinya: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Enji: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Tsunagu: Where the devil is Shinya?

Rumi: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?

Keigo : Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Keigo : Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Tsunagu: But are you shuffling?

Keigo : Everyday.

Shinya: What language are you two speaking??

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Tsunagu: So, what are we doing?

Shinya: Wasting our lives.

Tsunagu: I meant for lunch...

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Keigo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Rumi: Eyy, homie!

Shinya: But then there's cootie...

Tsunagu: Die.

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Enji: What does “take out” mean?

Keigo: Food.

Rumi: Dating.

Tsunagu: Murder.

Shinya: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Rumi: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Enji: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Tsunagu: if you want information it is

Keigo : why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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*playing twister*

Rumi: Right hand red.

Shinya: *ends up on top of Tsunagu*

Tsunagu: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Rumi: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Shinya: What do we think of Tsunagu?

*pause*

Keigo : *sighs* Nice pal.

Enji: I think he’s gay.

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Keigo : What do rainbows mean to you?

Tsunagu: Gay rights.

Shinya: There's money.

Rumi: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Enji: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Tsunagu: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Keigo : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Rumi: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Enji: Drunk.

Shinya: Wasted.

Tsunagu: Dead.

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Enji: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Keigo : An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Shinya: A realist sees a freight train.

Tsunagu: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Rumi: Is this your plan B?

Shinya: Technically, this is plan P.

Rumi: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Shinya: Yes, but I marry Tsunagu in plan M.

Tsunagu: I like plan M.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Enji: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Enji: Oh god, you have Keigo

(I kinda wanted to change this particular one to Tsunagu, but I think it’s funnier if Enji says this one - especially with the ‘I don’t have a child’ lmao)

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Tsunagu: Time for plan G.

Enji: Don’t you mean plan B?

Tsunagu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Keigo : What about plan D?

Tsunagu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Rumi: What about plan E?

Tsunagu: I’m hoping not to use it. Shinya dies in plan E.

Shinya: I like plan E.

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Shinya: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Tsunagu and I are dating.

Tsunagu, Rumi, Keigo , and Enji: *gasp*

Shinya: Tsunagu, why are you surprised?!

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Uh oh I’m getting carried away there’s so much more:

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Enji: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Keigo, Tsunagu , & Rumi: Okay.

Enji: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Keigo: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Tsunagu : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Rumi: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Keigo : Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Enji: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Keigo : Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Tsunagu: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Shinya: Can we go out to get icecream?

Tsunagu: Did you ask Rumi?

Shinya: She said no.

Tsunagu: Then why did you ask me?

Shinya: She’s not the boss of you.

Tsunagu, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Keigo : Where's Shinya?

Rumi: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Rumi, shouting: Tsunagu sucks!

Shinya, distantly: Tsunagu is the best person ever! F*ck you!

Rumi: Found him.

(I am genuinely surprised with how lucky I got with these ones, they make me so happy wow)

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Shinya, watching Enji & Tsunagu panic : What's going on?

Keigo : Enji is having a midlife crisis and Tsunagu is just having a crisis.

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Rumi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Keigo : Several traffic violations.

Shinya: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Tsunagu: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Enji: Also, that’s not our car.

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Shinya: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Tsunagu: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Shinya: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Tsunagu: Is it working?

(Again, was not expecting this one to be randomly generated but hey I’m definitely not complaining lmao plus he’d totally do this)

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Tsunagu: Rumi, what do you have?

Rumi: A KNIFE!

Tsunagu: Okay, have fu-

Shinya: NO!

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Shinya, with Enji and Keigo behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Shinya: Oh, my God—

Police: Wha-

Shinya: Tsunagu FELL OFF!

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Enji: You know you can die from that, right?

Keigo: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Shinya: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Tsunagu: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Shinya, trying to convince Enji to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Keigo: And loud!

Tsunagu: And grumpy!

Rumi: And oblivious to reality!

Enji:

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Shinya: Rude.

Tsunagu: That's fair.

Enji: Not again.

Rumi: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Keigo: Shinya-

Shinya: *sighs* Tsunagu used to call me Shinya...

Keigo: ...Because it's your f*cking name.

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Rumi: Do you cook?

Tsunagu: I made a cake once.

Shinya: Yeah, it was good.

Tsunagu: Really?

Shinya: Don’t make me lie twice, Tsunagu.

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Enji: And now for a gay update with Shinya and Tsunagu.

Tsunagu: Getting gayer.

Enji: Thank you, Tsunagu.

(Of course of course)

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Tsunagu: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Shinya: Sure!

Shinya: Whats your favorite color?

Tsunagu, laser focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

(This is accurate. Why is this accurate ahaha)

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Tsunagu: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

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Ahaha okay I think that’s enough it’s late now- I have way more but hey, that’ll have to be later

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lampoest · 4 years

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Unfiltered thoughts watching mission impossible rouge nation inspired by @chaotically-cas

(sorry its so long my brain is all over the place)

this is also part 14 of me watching it every day :/

CURSING WARNING !! ALSO SPOILERS !!!

why is brandt first to speak

starting out with "shit" good call benji

brandt man we get the package is on the mcfucking plane

badass luther 10/10

nervous benji 10/10

that one sound effects sounds like the discord notif

why he in a fancy suit

*jumps on a plane with almost no plan on getting inside*

why did tom cruise think this was agood idea?

but like why would benji even open the ramp?

how is he not winded from that?

classic ethan

THE INTRO 1000/10

SOLOMON LANE !!

wait you can already see lane in the record shop.

how do they tell the agents these little convos?

also damn way to give it away

what if someone just looked in that room and saw the secret message?

also how did the disc get changed? because the imf definitely didnt make that

and how did lane know where he was going?

speaking of lane---

dang that man is pretty

he always sets guns down carefully

i can only see alec baldwin as trump from his snl skits so i dont take hunley seriously ;-;

damn brandt needs to step it up. man keeps letting himself be inturrupted

bruh the imf is only luck

why did no one resrict his legs?

also why is janik such an asshole?

dang she cool !!

why does it take janik so long to get that gun?

bravo-echo 1-1

this man is bleeding but decided instead of taking care of his wound he calls brandt.

i like how you actually see ethan worried and confused trying to plan his next moves. he is rarely caught off guard so it's refreshing to see his more human side

hunley spitting accusations damn bro

also a big fuck you from ethan to hunley

dang ethan is good

brandts little hidden smile

and ethan leaving trails

bitch how you sketch that good???

STAN BENJI !!

youve won, your way out of a job

benji is good

my little brandt x benji shipper in me is happy

simon pegg is such a good actor

the first time i saw this i was like: aww noooo

all dunn with that

TO THE OPERA !!!

TUX BENJI TUX BENJI

i cant tell if that was ethan

it just looks like youre talking to yourself thats more sus than using a phone

want drama? go to the opera

ok but like if you look like that im sorry you are a bad guy. thats like a stereotypical bad guy face

benji-

you can see ethan in the background of that scene

flute gun flute gun

oh no benji is in the closet. dont worry man we love you

if i were there and i just had a good vantage point i could find lane in an instant

ooh ilsa pretty

pipe gun

also pamphlet computer

those key things are cool and plausible

spiderman spiderman does whatever, ethan hunt can?

a W O M A N

what W O M A N?

reminds me of a marshmallow gun i made out if pvc pipes.

why does she not put that thing back?

also the dude loads it and then later it is unloaded

dang that guy is pretty tall.

ethan is so tiny

dis bitch is like uhh gimmie a sec to catch my breath mate

why he only dropkick people?

only 30 mins in ?!?!

the cinematography is exquisite

yes benji goin sicko mode

*gets shot* just a flesh wound

bruh i would've been so startled at that

i love how confused he is at that

ilsa saves ethan once again

they did this on the first day of filming

skdjs

ah yes random package in car = not bomb totally

if she tried to shoot benji then yes she is a bad person

but she didnt try to, she could've easily but didn't

benji being paranoid

she could just say the dude's name

benji being scared

hunley jumping to conclusions

brandt actually cares yeey

why di they approach from different sides of the street they were in the same car.

benji was far away from the sparks why he flinch?

friendship goals

oop plot dump that only mission impossible can get away with

ok...

why this mf's voice so smooth

lane is struggling with chopsticks

also lane :))))

ive chocked on my water so many times watching this scene

lanes voice :))))))

SHE RUINED HIS SUSHI WHAT THE FUCK ILSA

this man dont know what personal space is

gotta look up these peeps mbti types

casablanca references

also benji is wearing dollar store lookin glasses while ethan is wearing some fancy glasses

luther is top notch

as much as i dont like jeremy renner he delivers these lines really well

because atlee is a bitch

oh honey please, impossible is a walk in the park

benji just wants to wear a mask

id be so nervous walking through those

yes...

personal wellbeing who?

why not bring a plastic bottle full of air?

tom cruise can hold his breath for 6 minutes and he learned to do so for that scene

luther big brain

damn cctv

why did they need to break in while benji was going in?

das sus but ok

also isnt et voila french?

she just randomly tapping the ipad

benji being stressed

if he missed the exact center

i want one of those to open my locker's lock

if he just went with the current and didnt try to force his way against the water ilsa wouldn't have had to save him

imagine if he put the wrong one in-

she is breathing heavily to over saturate her body with oxygen so she can hold her breath longer

see ilsa makes it out without well and she went with the current

BENJI'S OUTFIT YESSS :))))))

no you didn't

you gave her a false sense of security

ethan's confused face for the next like 10 mins is great

liar

why does that one man look like sean ambrose?

parkour

skdjdksjdjdkfjs

the facial acting in this

STAIRS STAIRS STAIRS

the glare yesss

vrrrm vrrm

hey its you !

drivin like a grandma

shit !

benji just screaming

im convinced that ethan is indestructible

no you didn't survive that

bonk

dskfh

ethan didnt just-

also why didnt benji just tell ethan he made a copy ???

dont shoot and drive kids

high speed motorcycle chase with no helmet or leather. tom cruise, how?

i wanna learn how to drive a motorcycle

HOW THE FUCK IS HE NOT DEAD YET ?!?!

the lighting

ofc brandt would be the person why sits backwards on a chair. fkn bi vibes

benji to the rescue

fuck off atlee

i am so proud of us ...

the lines are done so well here

benji lookin like how i look when my parents argue

YES THIS SCENE

LANE LANE LANE LANE LANE

im too fucking gay for this movie-

once again no personal space

*inhales* :))))))))))))))

ive like memorized the entire script of this including the music

1 man performance of m:i5 ???

benji's outfit

also i love how youre able to see the characters in the background. props for the attention to detail

i need that haircut because his hair is lookin A+

fuck you atlee

ilsa spitting straight facts

uhh ilsa he still loves julia

NO BENJI NOOOO

EW FUCK OFF JANIK NO ONE LIKES YOU

speak of the devil-

betrayal--

WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY !??

actin sus

BENJI LANE BENJI LANE

his posture shdhskhsj (i cant be talking though)

0 personal space whatsoever

why does everyone have the same haircut in this???

simon mcburney pretending to be hunt prentending to be atlee

manipulation !?

the syndicate you say ? i know a thing or two about them 😼😼😼

damn though renner delivers these lines really well

a black tie? how informal. ..

complimenting hunt right infront of him

but he really didnt

i never realized that they were on the clock for this

huh...

the lil head nod though-

HAHA YEAH FUCK YOU ATLEE

is it bad that i hate atlee more than i hate lane?

ethan big smart wrinkle brain

janik just reading a fucking magazine

ethan has a photographic memory

oh look its benji :)))

lane :))))

ethan being tough

it must be aquward to get the low angle shots

lane is running out the clock to put pressure on ethan hmmm big brain

it isnt working though :\

damn he so cocky that hes telling the villain his plan

ill give you 1/5 of the money you wanted to get my bf back

ok but like does tom cruise just not age?

kill the woman

ugh i hate janik

the trust that is shown between those two is great

yes the score and the chase are so great

also this man really hates windows for some reason

fuck off janik

sneaky sneaky

EYY ITS LANE !!!

yeyy janik is dead

once again dodging bullets and hating glass

couldve killed him but needed him alive

the glass box

badass ethan

all the pretty men assembled

lane really let himself go aster this

dang though lane is my favorite villain ever

i like how for once the girl and the guy just are friends instead of romantically involved

eyy the callbacks to how the movie started.

welcome to the imf

#benji x brandt #mission impossible rogue nation #mission impossible #ethan hunt #benji dunn #luther stickell #ilsa faust #william brandt

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etlunainmorte · 5 years

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First of all, thank you so much, anon, for sending me this request. It means so much to me.❤❤❤

And I hope these oneshots make you feel better soon.❤❤❤

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Part 1 - Dante

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The Legendary Devil Hunter has been working non stop since the last week.

Of course, you know it's a good thing. For once, you knew that Dante was beginning to have a sense of responsibility. All of his bills were getting paid in time, his debts were diminishing little by little, even Morrison was speechless as to his change of attitude towards his professional working behavior.

It's a good thing, yes. You wanted to believe that.

But, why did you feel even more empty deep inside? His sporadic appearances were not helping with your situation, as it was. Yes, you were happy that he was doing his best for the both of you but,...

... you need him. You needed your beloved so, so much.

But, then again, the Legendary Devil Hunter has been working non stop since the last week.

With your heart feeling even heavier than ever before and your eyes feeling so tired and swollen after all that crying, you climbed on the huge, cold, and empty bed, and turned to the side away from the spot that used to fill your lover. You took the clean white sheets and covered your trembling body with it, imagining it was his warm and strong body that covered and protected yours from the blithering cold instead of the soft fabric. You raised your legs, hugged your knees, and imagined your arms around his body instead of your shaking legs. You closed your eyes, letting all the crippling emotions consume you once more.

Then, you felt it: fresh, hot tears coming out of your eyes, reminding you that no matter how much one cried, the human function will definitely find a way to release the pent up emotion that was keeping one from being completely happy.

However, you knew deep down inside that it was impossible for you to be happy now.

Oh, why does it hurt, so, so much?

You were still deep within your highly protected shell of emotions when the door slowly and quietly opened. Your body was still trembling with the silent tears that won't stop falling when the mattress dipped around you. You were still thinking of the man you needed the most right then when the same man in your thoughts smiled at you and gently pulled down the sheets that covered your face.

And then, you realized, he was there.

"Aww, trying to sleep, already?" Dante's voice tried to penetrate through your mind as he gently ruffled your hair. "Come on! Get dressed. We're going somewhere."

"But, isn't it late already?" You asked, turning away from him to wipe away the tears with your sleeve.

"Late? Nah! Late is never in our vocabulary, right? We used to stay up so late to binge watch your favorite shows, don't you remember?" The man said as he got off you and offered you a hand to help you stand.

"You,... remembered?" You asked, finally taking his hand.

"Of course! Now, let's go."

A few moments later, you found yourself being dragged by this tall and handsome devil towards one shop just across the Devil May Cry shop where you lived with him.

And, apparently, you were right about the time being totally late: almost all of the shops were closed in the immediate vicinity, save for the one he was leading you to.

And it somehow looked,... like an old diner, or something.

Not letting go of your hand, the man opened the door of the diner and you were greeted by a very warm light that slightly blinded you. However, the moment you opened your eyes once again, you saw your lover's friends surrounding you with such warm and happy smiles. And they were all wearing the same pastel pink uniform with matching pairs of roller blades. Now, where have you seen that uniform before?

Oh! Was it from,... ?

"Hello, (Y/N)!" Patty greeted as she took your arm and led you to one of the tables in the middle of the empty shop. "We have something special for you for tonight. Come with me!"

"Eyy, don't forget about me!" Your lover complained with a boyish and mischievous smirk as he followed the two of you towards the table.

Morrison at the other end of the room took this as his cue and started to play something on the jukebox.

One, two,... one, two, three, four!

Your eyes widened at the pleasantly familiar sound that effectively brought life to the empty diner. And you were sure that the song was from,...

Give me more lovin' than I've ever had.

Make it all better when I'm feelin' sad.

Tell me that I'm special even when I know I'm not.

Make me feel good when I hurt so bad.

Barely gettin' mad,

I'm so glad I found you.

I love being around you.

You make it easy,

It's easy as one, two, one, two, three, four!

"So, what are we having for tonight?" Lady, who was dressed in the same pink uniform asked you as she readied her pen and her little notebook, as if to take your order, asked with a wink and a bright smile that also made you smile, even for a bit.

"Ahh, what are you offering?" You asked, feeling the anticipation and excitement that you haven't felt in ages in your system right then.

"We're gonna have,... a mix of everything!" The man, who was sitting across from you, confidently declared as he raised one finger.

"A mix of everything?!" You asked, surprised at how he was willing to splurge like this. "Are you sure that - ?"

"A mix of everything! Got it!" Lady repeated your lover's order with another charming smile and a wink as she hid her notebook and went to the kitchen.

There's only one thing, two do, three words four you.

( I love you ) I love you!

There's only one way, two say, those three words, and that's what I'll do.

( I love you ) I love you!

Not even a moment, or a minute has passed when Trish came out of the kitchen bearing a really huge box of pizza in one hand. She skated towards you and brought the box down on the table, opening it and letting its delicious smell waft to your nostrils. Making you really hungry.

"One mix of everything, served with a smile." Trish announced as she curtsied and skated away.

You took a good look at your pizza, and to your surprise, you found out it was, indeed, a mix of every flavor you could think of! From Hawaiian to Anchovy - filled, to 4 - cheese,...

It really was a mix of everything!

Just like that time when - !

Give me more lovin' from the very start.

Piece me back together when I fall apart.

Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends.

Make me feel good when I hurt so bad.

Best that I've had.

I'm so glad that I found you.

I love being around you.

You make it easy,

It's easy as one, two, one, two, three, four!

"This is going to be so bad for my diet, I can tell."

"Diet?! What's that word again?" The man asked, making you giggle as he cupped the side of his right earlobe, pretending he couldn't hear you quite well. "Oh! Do you mean Pepperoni? Well, why didn't you say so? Here!"

You laughed as you received a huge slice of Pepperoni pizza from him. You took a bite, and you swore you've had this pizza before!

Why are you doing this?

There's only one thing, two do, three words four you.

( I love you ) I love you!

There's only one way, two say, those three words, and that's what I'll do.

( I love you ) I love you!

"This is,... just like that time," You said as you stared at the huge pizza box before you, emotions flooding your chest once more, but not of sorrow. It was different. It felt,... lighter. "Just like - "

"Sshh, it's okay." The man told you as he took one of your hands in his and squeezed it. "Enjoy the moment."

"Wait! If this is really like that time, then there's - !"

The man smiled and winked at you. "How could I forget?" He turned to the left, and when you followed the direction of his sight, you saw both Lady and Patty coming out of the kitchen bearing a huge glass of ice cream.

And not just ice cream,...

... it has every possible flavor in it!

Again, a mix of everything!

Indeed! Just like that time!

The two ladies brought the huge glass down on another table next to you, and you swore you could no longer hold the tears of happiness back.

And this made your lover smile warmly.

You make it easy,

It's easy as one, two, one, two, three, four.

There's only one thing, two do, three words four you.

( I love you ) I love you!

There's only one way, two say, those three words, and that's what I'll do.

( I love you ) I love you!

"D - didn't you like it?" Patty asked with knitted eyebrows, worried when you suddenly burst out crying.

"I like it! I really do! It's just,..." You looked up and glanced at all of your friends before you. The very same people you helped in your own, little way. The same faces who smiled because you made them happy in your own, unique way. The very same friends who are now here for you to make you smile, and make you happy this time.

And it was all because of this man, this Legendary Devil Hunter, who worked non stop for a week to put up this really awesome surprise just for you.

Everything,... was all for you.

You stood and threw yourself at the man before you, who held you as close and as tight as he can.

"You remembered our very first date!" You cried, never wanting to let go of him ever again. "You,... remembered the song! The pizza with everything in it! And the ice cream! Thank you so much! Thank you!"

"Anything for the woman I love." The man whispered close to your ear, making you feel really warm deep inside. "Anything for her, to see her lovely smile once again."

You faced your lover and gave him a kiss that made Morrison and the rest of your friends all giddy inside. "I love you so much, Dante Sparda!"

"I love you, too, dear (Y/N) (L/N). And happy anniversary!"

You reluctantly let Dante go for a while and faced your friends. You just wanted to celebrate this very special day surrounded by all of the people who loved you.

And the loving with your man, Dante? You're afraid it has to wait for now.

"What are you standing there for?" You asked them with a huge and genuine smile on your face. "Let's eat this massive pizza and that monster ice cream together!"

One, two, three, four

One, two, three, four I love you.

( I love you ) I love you!

I love you!

***

💙 Next up, Vergil! Please, look forward to it! 💙

***

❤❤❤

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#devil may cry 5 #dante sparda #a mix of everything #dante x reader #dante x you #devil may oneshot #anon ask #ask the dying moon #request

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crazy-talk · 6 years

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As promised, here’s a little large compilation sort of thing of little moments and memories from SBFP that you folks have submitted. I really appreciate everything that you’ve all submitted, it’s pretty clear that SBFP helped and entertained a whole lot of people - in equal amounts.

Here’s some SBFP moments:

Grand Wizard Wakka

The Shitstorm VII Woolie haunting plan

“What a mysterious game.”

MY HOUSE

“Wait, what’s my objectives?” “You don’t haaave any objectives!”

Qui Gon Chi

“Whah happuh?” “das whah happuh!”

“No, shut up though.”

The Baby

“Shut the fuck up about Face/Off!”

“Bleetzboll...”

The Sadness Trilogy

“KIDS LOVE THE FOCKIN’ DEVIL!”

Pat thinking he’s dying because he sat on a chocolate bar

Kenpachi Ramasama

Shit-kids

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

Mr. Shakedown/Kenny/Quint/Eric Sparrow

TAR-KUS! TAR-KUS! TAR-KUS!

“Love is just chemicals.”

Pat eating candy alone in a closet

Matt throwing the fire axe

“Oh no, I make’da bad game!”

“Hey, is that the script?”

“JAAASON!”

“It’s fine.”

The RE2 valve noise

“Yeyeyeye!”

Woolie’s atomic purple Gameboy

“Eyy, what’s goin’ on, man? You ready to play?”

And some SBFP memories. Some of these may be a bit emotionally heavy so feel free to skip this part:

the sbfp lp of yakuza 0 got me and my best friend into the yakuza series. we watched it together and we still laugh about matt falling to pieces over "never-before-seen results" - Anon

the best friends have had such an influence on my speech patterns that i've infected people who've never watched them before. half of my friend group says super big [x] and porked up now - Anon

SBFP introduced me to so many games that ended up becoming personal favorites of mine, like Deadly Premonition and the Silent Hill series. Their videos became a way for me to spend time with some of my own best friends as well! - captainofthestars

theres one particular moment that will always resonate with me - in their devil may cry lets play, i cant remember if it was 1 or 3, they talk about someone in the comments who mentioned that they had to beat devil may cry with items due to having a physical disability of some kind, i cant remember which. they talked about how it was awesome that he managed to even beat the game like that, and, personally, as someone who struggles with motorskills issues this made me very happy, as a devil may cry fan. theres a lot of other great moments from the tbfp, both funny and genuine that made me happy, but this one in particular stuck with me a lot. - krillfingers

I'll never stop making "pull out king" jokes thanks to sbfp - venerabledreadnought

I remember the first Shitstorm that made me actually have to get up and sit in a brightly lit room with other people in it, Anatomy. It's become a Halloween tradition to watch it every year since, though watching a whole bunch of Shitstorm also became one. As someone who started watching at their second machinma ep, it's not a lie to say that they made up the entirety of my teenage years. I will miss the channel dearly, but I look forward to the future. - duke-nitro

My friends and I have been watching The Zaibatsu for so long that we have accidentally adopted a bunch of their phrases like going “yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah” or saying someone “go down.” Also, despite us not knowing each other when we became fans, we all somehow began with their Man vs Wild let’s play and I even made friends with one of them because I quoted something from it at work. Favorite moment probably has to be the entire Omikron playthrough, I can’t pick a single moment. It was a beautiful trainwreck start to finish and I still put on the playlist from time to time while I’m doing other things. I swear I could gently fall asleep to the sounds of Pat screaming about the shooter segments. shogun-ceanataur

Persona 4 and Kenpachi Ramasama were my favourite. I found the name itself hilarious, but how they kept on referring to him as the full name in different little bits and tones never failed to make me laugh. That “See you later, fuckers!” part from when you see Yosuke was also hilarious. I’m not sure if that video is the oeigin, but it’s why I’ve integrated that phrase into my everyday life. Goddamn what a fun, memorable episode. - whatthehellisthisevenfor

tbfp got me through being homeless in my car twice. every time that I wanted to give up, to just stop trying, i'd turn on whatever new video they had out and it brightened up my life. my mom, who was with me, came to love them to, she used to wait to hear them to relax. i have so many memories of that time, and i don't fully relax or even eat on long days until I've turned their videos on. my favorite quote is still "mistakes into miracles". its a rly motivating quote imo. - c0l0c4k3s

I always loved the Silent Hill 2 LP. I never played it when it came out - all I knew was that it was a horror game, and I hated horror at the time. But when the LP came around, I knew a bit more about the game and I was intrigued. Seeing the game, meeting the characters, hearing Pat disect the story and themes for Matt, I loved it all. I was fascinated, and still am. I will still watch the LP every few months, and I call SH2 one of my favorite games, even though I still haven’t played it.Thanks, SBFP, for all the great moments and the great memories. I wish you all well. - iamthewanderingbard

The best friends are what got me so invested in the Dark souls games, and what motivated me to get through DS2. Even if I say 'You see what i mean' unironically a lot, and go 'You. Did it.' - awkwardmuses

I got into Super Best Friends from a post on the Twin Perfect forum, that linked to the Silent Hill Downpour lp, and never looked back. Their let's plays brought me so much joy back when I wasn't in the best living or health situation, and continue to do so. My favourite let's plays have to be Eternal Darkness and the Shitstorms; I always go back to those when depression hits, or for any reasons. I'll miss them together, but I'll always have those delicious delicious memories. - mrjaffesxeldritchtwin

The Best Friends Play are the reason I end so many sentences with "though". I first found them when a friend recommended the Best Sisters Play MLP animations, and I've loved them ever since. I know it's used as a joke, but I really believe they've earned the title of HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON YOUTUBE. I love all of their David Cage playthroughs, and I adore how many plot-points they guess during Beyond: Two Souls. I love how, when they play a game they really love, they show so much knowledge and care. - mads-in-zero

It was incredibly amusing and oddly touching that the Zaibatsu created this hate circle of David Cage and his godawful games. Even before Detroit’s release, the best friends AND the fanbase were ready to hate it because as a collective, we just latched onto that one thing to hate/make fun of. And we go all out on it together like some fucked up family, and I love it. - missinghmmingbird

I can’t help but shrug off every minor inconvenience and major issue in my life with “it’s fine” thanks to Gun Jumper Liam. Thanks to Matt and Woolie supporting Skullgirls like no one else on the internet, I really got into it and fighting games as a whole. I’m not good at them, but oh boy do I love them.And if it wasn’t for Pat, I don’t think I’d ever have touched a Yakuza or Persona game.These guys affected my life more than any other individual or group on the internet ever really has. - dklordg

The first Best Friends video I ever watched was Portal 2. That short LP had me in stitches. I'd never laughed so hard. I've been a huge fan since then. These guys where the ones that introduced me to LPs and made me realize that you can have fun watching other people bumble through games. TheSw1tcher has been one of my favorite channels on YouTube since I began watching. It gave me something to look forward to. I got through high school, and essentially grew up, watching these videos. There are so many catchphrases and memes I will never forget and will always make me smile. I absolutely say stuff like “whah happun?” and “shit-kids” all the time. The Deadly Premonition and Detroit: Become Human playthroughs are wonderful gems in my eyes. It’s amazing how a group of guys can get so many people to collectively love and bash certain games. We’re all on the same page, having a blast like a huge group of friends at a slumber party. Matt, Pat, Woolie, Liam, Billy, and everyone who involved themselves with the Super Best Friends are the absolute best. They gave me a chance to relax and laugh along with some familiar voices. Although it's sad they are going their separate ways, I totally respect that fact. They have my love and support. I wish them nothing but success and happiness moving forward. I'll be watching! And a note to my fellow fans: This has been a wild ride. I'm glad I got to enjoy it with you. You are all fantastic people. - fablesamongus

#Text post #Comp post #super best friends play #SBFP #Two Best Friends Play #TBFP

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aa:p4 weaponry

I was thinking about it and maybe Pearls is the weaponsdealer this time round. Ok, to expand on this - I was thinking of giving them an item that would allow them to see clearly in the shadow world. A personal object that would, through spiritual energy, allows them to see clearly through the fogs in the shadow world like teddy’s glasses do for the p4 cast. Something like that.

I mostly got the idea from when Pearl imbued the magatama with spiritual energy, which allowed him to see Psyche Locks. I was wondering how to translate Pearl’s role here, since she’s an adorable little kid and I don’t want to leave her out, and this - spiritual sight clearing device! Which helps them channel certain powers, like Apollo’s Sight, Athena’s Hearing, Phoenix’s Psyche Locks, Miles Logic Chess etc., or help summon their personas. Or both.

My original thoughts were for Pearls to transform the Weapons into the form of their Personal Object, but small innocent Pearls getting access to weapons didn’t really sit right with me, so I changed it to Sight Clearing Object. I think it works better that way tbh.

Weapon dealers could be the detectives (at least for the first part - see this cool post by onyourwings for more details! Although nothing is set in stone yet haha :’D), but idk. hmm. I was kind of hoping to see them as support charas who have to go through their time in the tv world, but I think they could be the Real World Investigation Party Supporters or something. Again, not sure.

I wonder if I could get the Judge to be the Weapon dealer… but in terms of storyline he’s like Igor so… nggh I’ll just leave the slot open for now I guess.

Below lies their personal sight-clearing items and possible weapons Possible (not sure but here just in case) Spoilers for AA1-5.

DEFENCE ATTORNEYS

- Phoenix Wright -

Sight Clearing Object: Magatama | Weapon: Shield (mb with sword)

Magatama because that’s how he’s able to see all those psyche locks (like the fog!), which get him close to the truth. Plus, it is canon he gets his powers from the Magatama, leaving it out would be a gigantic travesty in my opinion haha.

Shield since I vision Phoenix as a very defence-based fighter, due to his ridiculous luck at escaping accidents. Seriously, coming out of a car crash with only a sprained ankle? A raging devil riverfall with only a cold? This guy’s stamina’s and defence is ridiculously high. Also, he just, I dunno, seems like someone who’s a really defensive fighter? Not the type to go all out attack straight off the bat, unlike some prosecutors we know. Not sure why I think that way tbh. So I gave him a shield.

But since he’s the original character, giving him a sword also works, since its unique in that he’s the only one who can switch into another stance, and gives him the chance to go more on the offensive. His defences would go down, but the boost in attack power should help cover for that. So his primary weapon is a shield, while his secondary weapon (which is admittedly not used much) is the sword. Preferably a guan dao or a sabre, since both can be used effectively in one hand and with a shield.

Darkness more than light, fire, ice, electricity, wind, the Wild card has all and protects them and humanity with his shield, sword hidden near his hip for the few cases when a defensive approach is no longer needed, when the time to attack is right.

- Apollo Justice -

Sight Clearing Object: Bracelet | Weapon: Bow

Bracelet! Because his bracelet is actually what he uses to concentrate his focusing power so eyy, too good to pass up. Also, its clearly very important to him. And aa5 proves that he’s unable to really turn it off so in this au I can just pass it off as a side effect that just revealed what was already there or something haha. So much plots I can use it for mwahahaha.

As for why the bow - Originally, it was gauntlets, but it didn’t feel right, and he has pretty much average strength. @onyourwings and @worldbeyondtheworld agreed and provided the perfect alternative - the Bow! Which fits ridiculously well considering that the God Apollo uses a bow. It’d put his sharp eyesight to good use too, and we definitely need more far-ranged members on this team. Pfft imagine him using his Chord of Steel to tell others to get out of the way while he shoots from a distance - it’d be both cute and badass!

Wind that carries his shouts to afar, that caresses his cheeks and ruffles his hair and guides his arrows directly to home, blowing back the enemies in a gale that is as determined as the hurricane of determination in his soul.

- Athena Cykes -

Sight Clearing Object: Widget | Weapon: Gauntlets

Ok, I chose Widget as the SCO because she often uses it to figure out the emotions she hears, which in turn helped her find the truth - and it’s important to her, as well, due to it being a memento from her mom. Plus, Widget is an emotional-measuring device, which can come in pretty handy to detecting emotional distress and helping people accept their shadow selves without another freakout. So Widget it is!

As for why she’s given gauntlets, well, canon states she’s got self defence training, and I still remember that scene where she body throws Apollo over her shoulder in AA5 (lol rip Apollo). She’s strong, pretty aggressive when angered and she’s also got a reaction gif of her smacking her fists together, like she’s preparing to punch someone, so. Gauntlets.

Bright, like fire and energetic, like the electricity that crackles around her body, sparking out of her fists as she slams them together in anticipation, thrumming and humming a tune so fine that only her ears can hear.

- Raymond shields -

Sight Clearing Object: Pink Notebook | Weapon: Hammer?

Ok, I know he only appears in AAI2. But he’s still kinda important (definitely more important than the Payne Brothers even though they appear nearly every game) and he’s a good guy. He’s definitely a key player, much like Sebastian and Kay. Plus, the defence team needs more people and I like him (I like all the charas in this game actually). And so here he is.

I chose the Pink Notebook as his SCO because its the only thing he had with him during the past and the present.

As for the hammer, well. We kind of needed one, and I couldn’t think of what would suit him well enough. So I just went with the hammer.

PROSECUTORS

- Miles Edgeworth -

Sight Clearing Object: White King Chess Piece | Weapon: Spear

Ok, the reason for the White King Chess Piece is because of the Logic Chess Sequences. In it, Edgeworth takes the white part of the chessboard, which is why his piece is White. And the King represents absolute authority and is the most important part of the game - without him you lose - So I figured that a King Chess Piece would work due to the symbolism. As the head Prosecutor and leader of Good on the Prosecuting Side, Miles more than deserves the White King Piece.

As for a Spear, well, I admittedly got the idea from aa1 case 5, the really long one that first introduced Emma Skye. The prosecuting award had the Spear so I thought ‘eyy, why not’ and thus, Spear. Plus it also serves as a good parallel to the Shield of Phoenix Wright - unbeatable Spear vs unbreakable Shield, which is alluded to in the awards in AA1 C5. Also! I forgot to add but World came up with the idea for Spear first - didn't include that bit because I was tired and forgot, sorry!

light and dark, intertwining with each other like yin and yang, centering around his spear and placing his soul to rest, driving him towards the truth.

- Franziska Von Karma -

Sight Clearing Object: Brooch |Weapon: Whip

I had trouble thinking this one up, but while I was looking over her character pictures I noticed a similarity - that blue brooch she wears at her neck. It appears in every single one of her sprites. Not even joking - official art, AA2, AA3, even AAI2 she has that same brooch at her neck. Clearly its an important part of her daily attire, so it serves pretty well as her SCO, I think.

She uses the whip in game as a tool of subjugation, so its pretty much canon for her already. Nine-O-Cat tails is probably the ultimate whip for her to unleash her wrath on the foolishly foolish shadows, although I don’t think she’d unleash that wrath onto people while holding the Nine-O-Cat tail whip. That thing was used as a torture weapon during the middle ages - its pretty brutal. I pity anyone who earns her wrath while she’s holding her normal whip, though.

Ice, so cold that it burns deep inside her heart like true fire, causing frostbite and ice to form wherever her whip struck.

- Sebastian Debeste -

Sight Clearing Object: Baton | Weapon: Knives

Sebestian uses the Baton in his animations, which is good enough for me. It’s probably pretty important to him, and somewhat iconic for him.

As for the knife, well. Originally I thought sword, to rival Edgeworth, but we’ve already got Simon as the Swordmaster. So I tried thinking about something similar to a baton in terms of length and maneuverability, and I came upon Knives. Around the same length as the baton, and serves as a good close-range weapon- although Sebastian with a knife is.... well, he’ll have to go straight up to fight them close range. And he seems a pretty scaredy guy. I dunno. But hey - he ran straight to the dumpster to dig up evidence! And stood up to his douchebag of a dad! So kid’s got guts.

Or alternatively chakra sticks! They’re like sticks, but held in both hands and used for attacking. That could work.

Fire spreading across the blade, heating it into the bright red that comes from the forge, held out determinedly in front of him with one hand like his baton, flames flaring out like the swell of a crescendoing orchestra, like his dad’s lighter, and spreading up and around him like a protective blanket before going for the kill. Alternatively ice, frost freezing onto the sticks and burning everything cold, freezing spots into ice that shatter at the next blow he delivers.

- Klavier Gavin -

Sight Clearing Object: G-shaped necklace | Weapon: String wires

Klavier has a lot of love for music, and since he’s associated with guitar - dude even plays a riff on air guitar when its epic enough in court - it should probably be something related to music. But I also wanted it to be associated with something he wears or is able to carry around easily, like the others, and a guitar is not easy to carry around. Especially when fighting. So I grabbed a look at his appearance, thought for a bit, and chose the necklace around his neck. It’s noticeable and what he wears, and I’m fairly sure its merchandise for his band The Gavinners (nice self promotion Klavier haha), which means its related to music, and so G-shaped necklace it is! An alternative was the chain he’s wearing around the belt, but since I can’t see if its still there in AA5, eh. I’ll stick with the necklace.

As for why not the rings he wears on his fingers, well, its a part of his weapon. Since it is no longer two am in the morning (its 1am in the morning! Good enough!) I’m awake enough to come up with a different weapon for this guy that still fits what I wanted to include - usage of music and range, really. Wire strings are ranged weapons that slice through opponents or trap them, and require strategic and creative thinking - something Klavier has in spades. Ranged, because he seems non-confrontational physically, preferring to hang back and smile it away instead, which would translate into fighting as attacking from afar. They also require deft hands - again, something Klavier has due to years of experience playing guitar for his band - and strings are often used to produce music with the sound of the string’s vibrations. Related to music, requires intelligence and deft hands, ranged - Suits Klavier pretty well, I think.

Heat emininating from deep within him,umming a couple of tunes from the Guitar Serenade as he lifts his hands as if he were thanking a crowd, twitching his fingers as if they were on guitar strings, smiling beautifully as flames pour down the strings like a spiderweb on fire, charring anyone in its snares into ashes.

- Simon Blackquill -

Sight Clearing Object: Taka Feather | Weapon: Katana

FINALLY CAME UP WITH SOMETHING! Granted, it was actually really obvious once I figured it out but eh. So, Taka’s feather, because Taka is important to him.

I do know that he used the same sword to intimidate people. Which totally works, you japanephobile. I mean, he probably attacks with Taka too, but I think he loves the Hawk a little too much to let her lose on dangerous Shadows... but I could be wrong. So he attacks with both? But uses the sword most of the time because he doesn’t want to rely on Taka too much and continue to seem intimidating.

Imagine a katana, intricate designs of darkness curling delicately around the surface of the blade, shadows weaving a delicate pattern and bringing everything dark. Alternatively, imagine that same sword crackling with electricity, the energy jolting up and down the blade like a live thing desperate to be unleashed, thrumming with the desire to electrocute the shadows into oblivion.

-Sahdmhadi-

Sight Clearing Object: *shrug* | Weapon: Rosary

I’m not even sure I’ll ever include him due to how new the game is and that I haven’t even watched SoJ finished yet, but leaving him out would be pretty crappy to those who’ve watched SoJ. So. Here he is!

TBC

#AA:P4 fusion #So tired #screw staying up late #Finally completed this tho #Sorry for making you guys wait so long #Shoulda done this when I was more awake.#Let there be light

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Chapter 5

Crystaline

A knight in white armor ran up to the gate that was protecting the town..The town of Dun Fall. The knight looked so handsom. "Hey! open the goddamn gate!" He yelled. Another knight ran to the wall. "I told them to close it.." The knight in white armor gasped "Your killing so many people! There are dragons out there, Cogwynn!" The knight in white armor ran up the stairs to open the gate. A bunch of people ran in. He looked out the window. A big dragon stood there. He looked at the ground. A little kid stood looking at the dragon. He ran back down the gate. "Get off your lazy ass Cogwynn" He yelled as he ran past the other knight. He ran over to the little kid. He threw a sword at the dragon. "Come on little kid." He said as he grabbed the kid's arm. They ran in as the gate closed. He stopped running and told the guys to close the gate. He took the kid to the inn. "So what's your name, Kid?" He asked as he opened the door. "Ryland" He took the kid to the inn keep. "Hey man...Help this kid find his mum" The innkeep agreeded. The knight patted the kid on the head then left. He went to the castle of Dun fall. A king sat in the throne. "Ah son!" He said as he stood up. "Did you save those people? I heard cogwynn didn't" The knight nodded. "Yes sir.." He looked at the floor. The king walked over to the knight. "You'r soon to be wife will be here soon" The knight looked up at the king. "Tell her i'll be in my room" He walked past the king and up the stairs. He opened the door to a room. He sighed as he took off his armor. He even took off his shirt. Oh god..His body looked so hot. He was close to having a 4 pack.. The perfect man. Someoned knocked on his door. His maid. She opened it. "Sir Crystaline..I have your clothes.." He looked at her. "Thanks, Asada.." She smiled at him. She put his clothes on his bed. "Want me to take your armor..S..so i can clean it?" She looked over at it. His armor was right by his foot. He kicked it. "Sure" She walked over to grab it. "It..Will be clean by tomorrow.." She ran out of the room. He walked over to the window. Some woman and knights were walking into the castle. He quickly closed his window and ran to lock his door. Cogwynn knocked on his door. "Eyy Brother! She's here" The knight just blocked the door with his body. "I don't want to marry her.." He whispered.

I jerked up from my sleep. I looked at the clock. 9am. Early. I put my hand on my head. Was that just a dream about a knight? Why would i have a dream like that? I sighed. I got up and grabbed some clothes. I walked to the bathroom and took a shower. As i got out i looked at myself in the miror. I looked so skinny. The summer and spring hit me hard. My own boyfriend broke up with me. My best friend went missing and my other friend totally changed. Maybe i needed a change from this basic bitch middle part hair. I walked into the kitchen. I started looking for a knife. "Are you going to finally kill yourself?" My sister asked as she stood in the door way. "Maybe" I just kept looking. She walked over to me. "You know if you need.." I turned around to look at her. "I don't fucking need anyone! I'm going to be alone forever!" I went back to looking for a knife. She backed away from me and left the room. Ah ha! i found one. I ran back to the bathroom. I closed the door. Right before i was about to cut my hair my sister knocked on the door. "If you are going to kill yourself please don't leave a mess" I sighed then cut my hair really short. Made some emo bangs too. I looked in my sister's makeup bag..I found some black eyeliner. I put that on. I ran out of the bathroom..Leaving the knife in the bathroom. My clothes i had on were white. I grabbed some black shorts and a black croptop. I ran down the stairs and out the door. I ran down the street. I saw him. My ex.. Noctus Flower.. I closed my eyes as i ran past him. I ran to joker's house. I knocked on the door. His little sister opened the door and told me he was in the back with his girlfriend..Leia.. I walked back there. I heard them talking..I quickly hid behind a car. "Pick me or her..Or i'm fucking leaving.." I heard her say. "I can't..She's my best friend.." I heard her sigh. "More then kol?" Joker gasped. "How dare you!" Leia walked onto the sidewalk. "Call me when you pick..Dick" Joker chased after her. He stopped when she left his drive way. He saw me hiding behind the cars. "Criss?" He said as he walked over by me. My phone started playing 30 seconds to mars..I quickly tried to turn it off but just gave up. "How much of that did you hear?" He asked as he sat by me. "A lot.." He sighed. I smiled at him. He jumped as he saw me smile. "Dear god..I haven't seen you smile since Noct left you" I cringed. "Please don't say his name.." He looked at the ground. "Sorry..Criss..But may i asked..What ever happened with you two?" Oh yeah..I never told him..I didn't tell anyone but Hope.."During our last day of school before this summer.." Joker laughed. "The summer of 2001?" I sighed. "No..Me and noct were talking..He said he was moving away.. He just told me i'm that kind of girl that needs to be spoiled and he can't do it.." Tears filled my eyes. "He hugged me till his mom came to pick him up. I saw him with a girl as i was walking here.." Joker hugged me. "It's okay criss..You still have me and Hope" That's right..Hope went missing..Right as summer started..The only person i had left was joker.."Hope is missing.." His eyes went wide. "What?" Okay how the hell did he not hear about it? Sigh.."It was all over the news..Hope Hikmri went missing.." He looked up at the sky. "Well fuck..What about Anthony?" That jack ass..Left our group for some bitch after he came back with a fucking robot arm. "Nah..He's busy with school.." A little lie..Whatever.. Joker stood up. "well let's go inside..It's fucking hot out here..Even hotter with you here" Heh..Right..Like im hot..No one wants me. I got up and playfully punched his arm. He grabbed my hand. and held it as we walked into his room. "Netflix and chill?" He asked as he turned on his tv. I knew what that meant..Sex..While a movie plays in the back. I mean i was still a virgin.. But i wasn't going to lose it to a guy who fucking had his girlfriend's name tattoed on his arm. So stupid. "Nah..We can just talk.." He looked at me and smiled. His mouth was still fucked up. He couldn't pay for it to get fixed. It didn't look as gross..But still it was creepy when he smiled. I sat on the floor on the foot of his bed. He sat on his bed. I looked up at him as he played with a baseball. "When did you change, Criss?" He asked. "This morning..I needed a change..." He laughed "I bet noct didn't even know it was you..Maybe you can get him back if you aren't yourself" I saw blood drip down from his mouth..Ew..How does leia even fuck him? Oh right she doesn't..She never has.."You know joker..We have one more year till we can move out and do whatever we want..And i have a whole life time to find someone.." He stopped throwing the baseball. "Yeah your right...But what if you have met your soul mate already?" I know who my soul mate was..And it was that knight..And i will find him. I know i will. One day.. "Maybe i'm your soul mate" HA! no.."Don't get your hopes up dude.." He looked away from me. "Why do you have to be so mean?" I mean i could blame it on something heheh.."You know..Monthly" He looked back at me. "Ew" You think that's ew when blood comes out of your face? Weirdo..I stood up. "I should go home.." He grabbed my hand and sat up on his bed. "No.." What do you mean no? I wanna dream about that knight some more.."I wanna show you something..There is a game place..Uhh what are those called?" Arcade? Uhh "Arcade?" He snapped his fingers "Yes! They are closing and you can take whatever game you want from it! It's just up town!" He got up. Sure..Take me there..Fuck me why don't you? We walked up town. Like 6 block from his house. The place looked like that arcade from tron. He tried opening the door. Something was blocking it. "Huh..." He kicked it. It didn't open. He kicked it again. I sighed. My phone rang. I looked down at it. "Hope <3" was the name on my phone. What? Hope? "H..Hello?" I didn't hear anything for about a second. "Hey Criss..Don't go in there..The devil is in there.." I heard another voice that sounded deeper then any one we knew. "You said a bad word Hope" The voice said "I'm sorry lord" Lord? God? "Hope..Where the hell are you?" Click. And he was gone. Joker finally kicked the door open. "Ahah! I got it!" He walked inside. It looked dark. "Tell me if you find a game you want to play" He walked away. I looked around. Sonic..Pac man..Final..Fantasy? I looked closer at it. Final fantasy 14. That was new..How could it be an arcade game? I looked to see if there was any money in it. 15$ to play. That's kinda a lot for a shitty arcade game. I had some money on me. I was about to put it in when i heard a voice behind me. "Criss..Don't do it.." It was Hope. I looked so happy when i saw him. Tears filled my eyes. "Where have you been?" I blinked and he was gone. Weird..I looked around for him. Nowhere..I sighed. I looked back at the game. I was about to pay for it then someone tapped my shoulder. "If its you hope...I swear to god.." I turned around. It was joker. "I'll pay for that" I let him put his money in it. "Pick a data base" It said on the screen. Let's see.. Primal..That one looked cool.. "Pick a server" Let's see.. Ultros..Marabro..Famfrit.. I picked famfrit..It looked like ifrit and if i know anything about final fantasy Ifrit will be good. I pressed the start button. I got pulled into the game. Not like i was playing it for real i got pulled in it. I was inside the game. "JOKERR HELP" i yelled as it pulled me in. He tried grabbing my hand but it was to late.

"Cogwynn! how could you kill those people?" The knight yelled. Cogwynn shrugged. "They were going to die anyway.." The knight slapped Cogwynn. "Boys!" The king yelled from the stairs. "Fate..Cogwynn..My sons." The king walked over to the two boys. "You both are 21..And both must marry someone to get this castle.." Cogwynn got away from the king's arms. "Dad..I'm gay" The king laughed. "I owe Fate 2,000 gil now" Fate pushed the king away. "Oh are you gay too?" Fate shook his head. "I just don't wanna marry a whore like Marina.." A girl in a blue dress walked down the stairs. "Ah Marina!" The king said as he walked over to her. He hugged her. Fate ran up the stairs. "Where are you going?" She asked as Fate ran past her. "Away from a dumb girl like you" He whispered. He went to his room. He sighed and sat on the bed. Screaming people could be heard outside. His maid ran up the stairs and into his room. "Master Fate.." He looked out the window. A dragon's eye could be seen looking in his window. "Stay Asada" He ran over to the window and broke it. "Ey You ugly fuck" He jumped out the window and attacked the dragon. Asada ran to the window and watched him.

I laid there in a patch of flowers. My head hurt. I looked up and saw a short man walk up to me. "Hey..You okay there?" I tried to get up..But i couldn't. "I'll take you to my friends..They are healers" He picked me up. For a small guy He could lift bruh.. He took me to a very old wooden house in the woods. "This place Is..Well our home" I shouldn't trust a guy like this. But i mean i could have been eaten by dogs or something.."Ah..Before you meet my kids.." Kids? This guy looked like he was 20. Maybe they were little kids.. "They are a bit..wild and weird.." Weird? Maybe they were little.. He opened the door. I looked inside. A bunch of people..Not kids were running around..I looked at him. "Kids! We have new meat" He yelled. They all ran to the living room. The house looked a bit bigger on the inside. He walked me over to the living room. We stood in the door way. He pointed to a guy who looked kinda like noctus. "That's jadr..My first son.." He looked up from a book he had just opened and waved. "Daddy Tim?" A girl with pink hair asked as she raised her hand. "yes Nym?" The guy said. Hmm..So the leader's name is tim..K.. "I Think something is wrong with mal.." She looked at the biggest guy. He just stood there. zoning out. "Lemme finish showing our new child..Okay?" Tim said. Nym crossed her arms and looked away. "That's Nym..She's a bitch" he said. He pointed to Mal "That's Malliot.. He's our big tank" He laughed. He pointed to a girl with blue hair. "That's Nym's sister..Celis" He pointed to a very short guy. "That's our second newest..Marix" Tim looked at me and smiled. "Whats your name?" Name? Uhhhh..."Criss miles.." Tim shook his head. "Nah nah..You need..A new name.." He started pacing around. "Valentine" A girl with silver hair said. Tim snapped his finger "Ah Yes! Thank you reiz!" He ran over to hug her. I heard a growl come from behind the couch. "Oh yes! Your dog..Ullr" Tim back away. Two people ran inside. "Timos!!" One of them yelled. "Sarus? Oliva? What is wrong?" Tim asked as he walked over to them. "There is a big attack on Dun fall!!" Olivia yelled. "Everyone get your gear.. We are grabbing dinner" Tim said. Everyone got up and ran off. "Ah Criss..I mean Valentine.." Tim looked around then threw a book at me. "It's a magic book..Use it well" Tim ran off and left me with Sarus and Olivia. They all ran back with awesome as fuck armor. "To Dun fall!!" Tim yelled. They all ran i followed them. I saw a bunch of knights fighing when we got there. Wait..Dun fall..Isn't that the town of that knight? I ran up to Reiz. "H..Hey?" She looked at me. "Hey..You haven't talked much..Sup?" I looked at the knights fighting. "Do you know of a knight.." I got cut off when a dragon ran up to us and blew fire. "Ah! Ullr!" Her dog ran to attack the dragon "Save it for later" Reiz yelled as she went to fight. I looked at the book Tim threw at me. How am i going to fight with this? I saw a big dragon. It was huge. I just stood there in fear. All of my new friends were knocked out by the other dragons. I just stood there and embraced death. I wanted it. Since Hope wasn't around anymore. Right before it stepped on me a bright flash of light killed it. I corvered my eyes. After the light went away i looked at the dead dragon..And the knight from my dream standing on it. I just stared at him. I didn't know he would save me. He walked over to me. "You must be with the turks" He smiled. The turks? That must be my group's name. "Y..Yes" Tim and everyone ran over to me. "My time to go..We will meet again" The knight said before he ran off. "Valentine!" Tim yelled. Everyone cheered me on. "The knight of dun fall saved you! Now everyone will know you as 'The chick who the knight saved' for a few days" We walked back to the house in the woods. It was dark by the time we got back. Tim showed me my room. They had dinner. I didn't go. I just sat on my bed and wanted to thank that knight..And tell him about everything. I heard tim yell from the hall way. "Lights out everyone" I got up to turn off my light. It was super dark. Only the moonlight to guide me. I fell onto my bed. I wonder if he dreams about me..

Fate sat in his room. Asada trying to get glass out of his arm. "That was really nice of you to save that girl.." She said as she took glass and put it on a towel. "I think..I wanna be with her..indead of Marina.." Asada looked up from the glass on the towel. "Your father wants you to marry Marina tho..Not some..Pesant.." Fate sighed. "I feel like me and that girl..Whoever she was..Has something.." "Has something? Like a Std?" Fate glared at Asada. "S..Sorry" Asada said as she picked up the towel. She walked out of the room. He looked out the broken window. There was a knock on the door. Cogwynn walked in. "Hey..Dad wants you.." Fate looked over at his brother. "Tell him i'm not here.." Cogwynn sighed. He walked out of the room. Fate got up from his bed and walked over to the door to lock it. He sat back down on his bed. He looked out the window. Then he looked at his armor sitting on his desk. He quickly grabbed it and put it on. He packed some things then unlocked his door. He looked around the hallway of the castle. He ran down to the kitchen. He stole some food and put it in his bag. He ran back up to his room. "Now..Where do you think your going?" Marina asked as she stood in the door way. Fate stood in the broken window. "Away from you.." He jumped out. She ran over to it. She couldn't see him anywhere. She told everyone to look for him since she is going to marry him even if he didn't like it

I woke up the next morning around 9am. The clock was playing 8 bit music. Heh..This must be what it's like to be stuck in a video game. I got up and walked to the bathroom. Someone was in it. I knocked. I heard the shower and someone singing. I just walked into the kitchen. Jadr was cooking food. "Up early for your first night" He said without turning around to know if someone was there "A..Are you talking to me?" He put some eggs on a plate. Then looked at me. "You know i don't have to..I'm blind" How was he a healer then? I mean now that i look at his eyes i can tell he is blind..I sat at a table. "W..Were you born like that?" I asked. He put the plate right infront of me. "Before i started this shitty game..I wasn't..I had a son..And a wife..A nice life.." He looked down "Now it's all gone..If something happens here..Let's say you go blind..You'll be blind when this game ends..If you die here..You'll be dead in real life.." He looked up at me. "I'll never see my wife or my son again even if i stay alive here.." He got up from the chair. "Don't get yourself killed Criss.." I started eating my breakfast. His food..Was so good. Olivia and Sar came and sat down by me. "Ey Jadr!!" Olivia yelled. "Breakfast maaan" Jadr got 2 plates out and put some eggs on it. "Come get them oli.." He started making more eggs. Oli got up and got the plates. She whispered something to jadr and he stopped cooking. "Don't you dare say that again or i'll tell tim" He said as he pointed a wooden spoon at Olivia. "Tell Tim what?" Tim said as he walked in and sat by me. Jadr went back to cooking. "Uhh I broke another spoon" Olivia said as she sat down with sar. I looked at Tim. "I'll get Reiz to show you how to use the book..." Tim said before he took my plate and gave it to jadr. Later that day Reiz was trying to show me how to use the book. "You..You'll never learn.." She said as she sat by her dog under a tree. I looked around then sat by her. "I wanna know something Reiz.." She looked up at me. "Do you have dreams of the Knight..Fate?" She shrugged. "Nah i have dreams of my life back in the normal world..Jadr told you about this world right?" Yeah i guess he did.. I nodded. She patted her dog. "Ullr..Was my real life boyfriend..Till a whitch here turned him into a dog.." I wonder if she fucks it.. I started to laugh. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She yelled Oh i wasn't laughing in my head? She ran inside with her dog. i looked around. I saw a town near by. I walked to it. It was super busy. I heard a guy yelling near a tree. "WELL YOUR A FAG AND IM A FAGATOLI!" Weirdo.. i walked to a bench to sit down and watch the people. Marix ran over to me. "Tim has been looking for you..Where have you been?" Sigh can't i have just a little bit to myself? "I needed a break.." Marix grabbed my arm. "Come home quick! Jadr lit the whole house on fire!" He did what? Why? "No marix..We need to run.." He let go of my arm. "But..Why?" Uhh think of a reason criss..."We need a new life..The two of us.." What are you thinking criss? Oh i don't know maybe i could be with him.. "But..But Val.." Val? Is that my name? Oh right Reiz gave me that name.."Let's run away Marix little buddy" I grabbed his small hand. He just looked at me. "You have a map?" I asked him as i looked into his pure white eyes. The same as Jadr's. "Uhh no but we can get one from the bar.." Maybe i should ask him what happened to his eyes.. He showed me to the bar up on top of the main part of town. "What can i do for you?" The man at the desk asked. "M..May we have a map?" The guy looked under his desk then on a shelf. He walked away looking for a map. "What happened to your eyes?" I looked down at marix. "M..My eyes? Oh..I was born like this.. I can see life and death all at once.." Wait..Can he see when im going to die? Please say no "C..Can you see when i'm going to die?" The guy came back with a map. Marix took it and pointed to the town where we were. "We're in Lirma..The water city..Shall we just go to Scaith? Or Iddly?" I looked at the map. "What's that burnt spot?" I pointed to a part of the map that looked burnt. "Oh yeah that's scaith..A town owned by the king of Dun Fall..It burnt down last year..I forgot..Many people died.." Oh..Maybe we should go to Dun fall..Since that's where the knight is from.. "Let's go to dun fall.." I said. Marix looked at me and nodded. We started making our way to the big town. We killed some animals on our way. As we were walking we saw two people. We smiled and waved. They jumped us and knocked us out. Last thing i saw was marix being taken away.

Fate walked the city of Lirma. He looked around. I saw myself talking to marix. He just stood there watching us. We walked right past him. He didn't say anything. He just watched. He walked to go get food from one of the stores. They kicked him out of them all. They told him he ain't the royal prince..Since the would never go there.. He sat on the ground. Olivia walked up to him. "What's the holy knight of Dun Fall doing here?" He looked up at her. "Hey Oli..I ran away..I wanted to marry that girl i met..But i couldn't say anything" Oliva sat right by him. "Maybe it's not the right time.." He looked down at his lap. "Yeah.. i guess.." Oliva walked into the shop. She came out with food for Fate. "I can't let my boss starve.." He took the food from oliva. "Can..You take me back to Dun Fall?" "Can't you go by yourself?" He threw a chip at oliva. "No..Dragons..Muggers.." "You can fight those off.." He threw another chip at her. "Stop..Just take me there..I'll give you all the gil you want" She picked up one of the chips he threw at her. She threw it at him. "All i want is to be a higher rank..More pay" He nodded "Okay Oli..Have that" After he finished eating he picked up his bags. "Let's go" She grabbed her lance. "Yeah..Let's kick ass"

I woke up. I was tied to a chair. I looked around. It was totally dark. "Marix?" I whispered. I heard something to the right of me. "MArix? I whispered again. "Ey..Miles" I heard him say. I heard someone upstairs. "Who..Is that?" I whispered "Duno..She uhh did stuff to me" Stuff? Oh my god.."I'll get you out of here.." He whispered. I heard something drop. Like a knife. He got me untied. We looked for the stairs. We fell over a few things but finally found the stairs. He went up first to see if anyone was there. He told me no one was there. We ran out of the house and ran to dun fall. "My friends might still be here" he said as we walked into town. I looked around. It looked so cool. So big. We walked into the inn. I saw a small boy sitting on a chair all by himself. Marix went to go talk to the innkeep. I sat by the boy. "Hey.. what's your name?" He looked at me. "Ryland..I'm just waiting for my mum to come back..She went to fight a dragon" Huh..Weird..Maybe dragons are big hunts here or something. Marix came back over to me. "The prince went missing so the whole town is looking for him..They ain't got no room anywhere..But maybe my friend has room" He walked to the door. "Come on miles" I got up and walked over to him. I looked at that kid before i left. We walked out of town near a beach. A big house sat on the edge of the beach on a hill. Marix waved to a big tall guy with spikey black hair. "Ey Hey Blair Irie!" The guy was leaning on the side of the house. "You want money this time Haez?" Marix laughed and hugged him. "It's good to be back Blair" After that we were there for 2 weeks before another person as short as marix came over. We were sitting outside. It was a warm fall night. We had the fire pit lit. The person walked inside to talk to blair. It looked like a food truck. A short guy stood by the truck. I walked over to him. He smiled at me. He had white hair and white eyes. Just like marix. "Hey there girl" He said "Hey..What are you selling?" I looked at the truck. "Ah Cakes brings food here..My friend..Well i work for her..Name's Amesiel" He held out his hand. I looked at him then back at the truck. His friend came out and got food out of the truck and he helped. I went to sit by marix. "Strange one..Ain't he?" Marix said as he looked as Amesiel. After that night me and Amesiel spent everyday together. Marix went missing the next week. I didn't Like living with Blair and his friends. A bunch of fuck boys. I went to live with Amesiel. He had a beach house. We always hung out. His friend asked us to come to her house for christmas. Amesiel didn't want to go. But i went. I got there a bit early so i sat outside. Cakes always cooked food for everyone so she was inside. I hadn't had a dream of that knight in a few months. I just sat on a bench outside Cake's house. I saw someone with a hoodie sit on the other bench. I went to sit by them. "Hey..I'm uhh..." Fuck what was that name Reiz gave me? Valentine? "Valentine" I said. The person took off their hoodie. It was the knight..Fate. I gasped. "Oh i'm Fate..Wait haven't i met you before?" Uhh no..You haven't Does he have dreams of me? Oh dear god..I really hope they aren't those dreams where i did Amesiel.. "Maybe" Cakes walked out with a note pad. "Would ya'll like some food while i set up inside?" Fate looked at me then at Cakes. "Just..Some chicken and rice.." I hadn't eaten in a day..Since Amesiel didn't want me to get fat. "Same" I said. Cakes wrote it down. I looked in my pocket for gil. "I got this" Fate said as he handed her gil. "Don't worry about it.." He said as he smiled at me. Cakes came out with food a little bit later and told us we could come in. After that a bunch of people came. I lost Fate. I sat downstairs on a couch. Amesiel ran down the stairs. "I saw that!" He yelled. "You cheating on me with that..Fate Boy" Cheating? I'd..Oh I mean Fate was so much cuter then Amesiel. "I'd never" He ran outside. I ran into the bathroom to cry. I just sat there. Crying for a while. I heard a knock on the door. I got myself to stop. I opened the door. It was Fate. "Hey..I was about to walk home..You still live with that Blair guy?" He knew about blair? How? "How.." I sniffed. "How did you know i lived with him?" Fate laughed. "Blair is a knight of dun fall" Oh that's how.. "Have you been crying?" He looked at my red eyes. "M..Maybe" He hugged me. Oh hugs i like hugs. "I'll walk you home. He walked me to the door. Right before we left he said bye to cakes. And as he opened the door to the outside we saw it snowing. He gave me his jacket. We walked and talked and laughed. He was so cool. When we got to Blair's house he rolled up a snowball and threw it at blair's window. The big guy opened his window. He closed it then opened the front door. "Take care of her mate!" Fate yelled as he pushed me twards blair. I ran inside and waved bye to Fate. The next morning I woke up with Amesiel staring at me. I screamed. "Cheating on me again?" He asked. Blair ran into the room with a sword. "Get the fuck out Gourbon" Amesiel ran out. Blair sat right by me. "He's such a drama queen..And a whore.." He patted me then left the room. The next week was new years. I got up the guts to kill a trial..To see if i could really use the book Reiz gave me. I asked blair to find some friends. He got Fate to join us. And some other knights. We beat the dragons and everyone but Fate went to a new years party. Me and Fate sat by the fire pit at blair's house. We talked and laughed. We loved the same things. I never found a guy like him. Blair came back home since he forgot something. I grabbed my pet unicorn and rode it. Fate called his and rode it. We laughed and rode our unicorns. Blair joined us for a bit. Fate left after midnight. I went to my room. I packed my bags. I ran off to the main part of dun fall. I went to a inn. I paid the guy and lived at the inn for awhile. I wanted to be near Fate all the time now. A week later There was a big bug attacking the town of Iddyl. So i ran off to fight it. Fate was there. We tried to kill it together we didn't. Everyone left. Me and Fate went to Iddyl. It was a small town where the smart monsters lived with humans. We sat on the edge of town talking. "Sooo..Wanna come to my castle?" Oh fuck yeah! We walked to Dun fall. We went to his castle. We went to the ballroom and started dancing. We looked like total white trash. I started laughing so hard. The king walked in. "Who is this?" Fate looked at him. "My...Girlfriend" Girlfriend..GIRLFRIEND? The king looked at me then back at Fate. "We have to talk" Fate walked over to the king. They talked for a bit. I sat on the stage they had in the big ballroom. Fate walked over to me. "Valentine..You can live here for a bit" He smiled at me. I jumped off the stage and hugged him. He showed me my room. It was near his. After dinner that night me and Fate sat outside. I looked at him. "Can..I be your girlfriend?" He looked at me. "If you can give me a good reason to date you...Sure" A good reason? Ah shit.. "I'll give you till i go to sleep" He got up and walked inside. I sat there thinking for awhile.. I finally got up and walked to his room. I knocked. He opened it. "I don't have a good reason for you to be with me.." He laughed. "Just be with me then" I looked up at him. He hugged me.

The next week Fate took me and his maid to a beach near lirma. His maid Asada was cooking some dinner when Fate took me to the beach. We walked for a bit. "Stay here" He said as he ran back to the house. I sat down to watch the water hit my feet. He came back. "Sorry..Had to do something..Can you stand up Val?" I looked at him then slowly got up. He got on one knee. "I know we haven't known eachother that long..But please Val..Marry me" I smiled and almost cried I nodded and hugged him. "Also.." He said "Look behind you" I let go of him and turned around. I saw marix. I gasped. "You found him.." I whispered. I ran over to hug him. "Yeah he was living in that old burnt house.." I started crying. Marix was my best friend forever..After that night me and Fate got married on Valentine's day. We lived a nice time together for about 10 years. The game was shutting down. We went to a inn in dun Fall to live our last days together he told me where to find him in the real world..In Cali..It didn't seem so bad..But i lived in nyc..Right before the game went down he held me close and kissed me.

I woke up on the floor of that arcade. Joker poked me with a stick. "Hey wake up.." He said i looked up at him. "How..long was i in there?" He looked at his phone. "About 10 hours.." I jumped up "We gotta go to cali" I ran out of the arcade. "We just can't drop everything to go see him" Joker said as he chased after me. "yes we can" The next week me and joker took his truck to cali. I found Fate. We spent a whole week together. Before school started he moved out by me..

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