on another note different from my last post why did riot think they were going to distract anybody from lightcannon’s wlw coding in season 1 by throwing in ezreal after
THIS
AND THIS
AND THIS!!!!!!!!
like come on guys, you are fooling NOBODY why’d you even try and fail at ezlux for the 384789758947893th time. only time it actually worked was in battle academia when it was kinda cute. anyways look at my gay anime girls :)
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Jinx X Ekko X Lux X Ezreal
Since no one asked, here's how our favourite idiots ended up in a polycule (kinda chronological):
Jinx and Ekko
After episode 9 Jinx ended up being Jinx, but also more Powder than in the last 7 years. When Ekko found her like this he couldn't turn her in and helped her hide instead. Constant check ins with her brought them close.
He tried to hide the relationship, but Jinx wrote it across the sky in fireworks once he said ' I love you'
She is allowed in the sanctuary, but only after getting searched and being accompanied at all times.
(Zeri lives in the sanctuary too. When she once had to search Jinx she said 'i'd search ya boobs if there were any! Girl, you couldn't hide a pimple if you wanted' then turned to Ekko 'go take your flatbread to the kitchen!' They are still friends)
Ekko and Ezreal
Ezreal was about to sell some artifact in Zaun but tried to bargain with the wrong people. Ekko swooped in and saved his ass.
That cheery twink grew on him fast.
Ez has a thing for saviours, and this one is also smoking hot in his books.
Telling Jinx was a shitshow level clusterfuck. Her loved ones getting it on with pilties doesn't sit right with her.
Jinx and Ezreal
Gods, they hated each other. The stuck up piltie prince and the unhinged zaunite terrorist.
Ekko tried to leave them (two horny angry idiots) alone while he was on duty to get them to get along, at least a little.
Bonded by hate fucking.
One day they had to kill time to Ekko's return and had to talk. Ez had a bad day and dumped all his self doubt and hatred on her. Jinx opened up too.
Oh no, feelings!
They shat themselves out of fear to tell Ekko. Jinx grew a pair and told him, Ez was trying to hide behind her the whole time.
He already knew because they both are stupid.
Ezreal and Lux
Lux was sent to Piltover to marry. Not for happiness, but for political benefit. The groom happened to be Ezreal, who completely forgot and was in Shurima when she arrived.
She stayed because now finally she could learn about her magic.
When he came back, she wanted to hate him, but couldn't. He told her so much about magic and runeterra that he fully captivated her.
Ez didn't plan to fall in love. For him this was all political games of his uncle which didn't concern him. But Lux was so pretty and appreciative. She gave him the feeling to be seen, as a human, not the things he achieved.
Eventually, he had to tell her about Ekko and Jinx. She was hurt at first that he hadn't told her sooner, but once he told her about how he feared to lose her, she gave in. She really wanted to meet them.
Lux and Jinx
Ez took Lux to the undercity to meet Ekko and Jinx.
At first Lux was afraid of Jinx, but also intrigued. She was everything Lux was not: loud, free, bold.
Jinx thought that Ezreal found himself a rich stuck up princess. Old story, new characters. But something about her got her. She tried to find out what.
When Lux reveals herself as mage, Jinx found out. She was completely captivated and encouraged Lux to try out her magic.
Lux fell for the support and the enthusiasm.
Jinx built her her first focus and let her train in her mine vent, always cheering for her.
They end up on that ratty sofa in the heat of the moment. The boys walk in on them. This is the first time they ever had a healthy discussion about their relationship(s).
Lux and Ekko
They first agreed on being friendly metas.
The more time they spent with each other (yes no, not Jinx's and Ezreal's doing), the more they grew close.
On movie night, Lux nodded off in Ekko's arm. When she woke up they looked at each other and immediately called a change of rules.
Ez was ecstatic, Jinx just shrugged and said 'might as well at this point' (to her defence, she was also about to fall asleep bundled up between Ekko and Ez)
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ezlux concept:
there's a rumour going around in the outskirts of Demacia that there are tunnels underneath the old Crownguard mausoleum in the inner city of Demacia. They say that years and years ago, before magic became so frowned upon, the Crownguards buried a magical staff with a powerful mage family member.
Ezreal figures, what are THEY gonna do with a powerful magical artifact? It'd be much better in his hands, right? And so Jarro Lightfeather makes his triumphant return to Demacian society.
In Demacia, Ezreal scopes the mausoleum out. Well maintained, large, but not exactly hard to get into if you're Ezreal. It only takes a few days of skulking around and sneaky arcane shifts to figure out how he's going to do this thing. He packs his bags with snacks, rope, a few health pots, a few more "health" pots that are really mana pots (a controlled substance in Demacia), and heads on down into the dark spaces in the depths of the seemingly endless mausoleum.
He doesn't expect to meet anyone down there. He certainly doesn't expect to meet Lux, best and brightest of the Crownguard family filthy and lost down there, looking for something unspecified.
It's not exactly the world's smoothest meeting, but after a bit of yelling and Lux almost sticking Ez with a sword, they decide to work together to find the ancient tomb of Lux's ancestor, lost somewhere in the winding tunnels.
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Fan-attempt at the new EzLux bios.
I don't normally do things like this, 'fixing' another person's writing feels off to me, but I'm afraid some of my discourse comes off as being anti-EzLux and I really don't want to be part of any ship war.
It's not people who ship them that bother me, it's the way Riot handles presentation of these characters as a couple. Or doesn't. Sometimes doesn't. IDK fam they're always weird about it in ways that don't make sense to me unless they're doing it to troll shippers on both sides. That ain't cool.
So here's my stab at rewriting the Lovestruck/Lovesick bios just to show how incredibly easy it is to make a cute wholesome romance out of these two cute wholesome characters.
Ezreal's Journal: “The train girl actually sat next to me today. I didn’t know my heart could beat that loud. She’s so graceful and pretty, it’s like the sun comes into the train every time she’s there. I had my headphones on and I think she said something to me at my stop! ...but I just froze up and grinned at her like an idiot.
Next time, Ezreal. Next time you’ll talk to her. Next time you’ll get her number!”
Lux’s Diary: “That cute guy was on the train again and I finally worked up the courage to sit next to him. He had these big headphones on, and I could just hear my favorite song playing! I couldn’t help it, I blurted out ‘I love that song!’ like an idiot. He just gave me the biggest, silliest smile.
I feel like I could go on adventures with him. Come on, Lux, you can get his number…next time!”
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