#f-bot

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY NEW CAR IS A LEXUS RC F AND I AM SOOOO HAPPY! DMV: FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

[ikilledtvguy]

wbf doodles yay

[obioxide]

ballpoint yumeship art

[quibbs126]

You know I’m gonna be honest, I kind of love the fact that in Transformers fanon, pretty much any Transformer can get pregnant or get someone pregnant regardless of gender, and due to it being such an accepted part of the fandom, you don’t have to make up scenarios so that it can happen with two characters of the same gender, like one of them being trans, or Omegaverse, or some genderswap shenanigans, or the characters are in some way not entirely human so you can give them different biology that allows this

I mean technically Transformers does fall into that latter category, but it applies to all the characters, and it’s so normalized that it’s not something you have to go out of your way to explain (unless it’s to explain it to the human characters, but that’s different)

I love it, it’s beautiful. And honestly, I’m gonna be really sad whenever I inevitably leave the Transformers fandom and I’m gonna have to go back to fics where this isn’t the case. Or whenever I remember that oh right, that isn’t how it works in real life, or in most fandoms

[ingoks]

ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝ vi × childhood friend fem!user

₊⊹⁀➴ Vi.. “love me not”

The streets of Zaun no longer seem familiar to Vi. The buildings are the same, but everything seems darker, colder, more indifferent. People look at her as if they don’t recognize her—or maybe they don’t. But Vi has come here to find one person. Powder.

Her steps quicken on their own. The kiosk stands exactly where she remembers it. A small, dimly lit corner. The shadows of her childhood still seem to echo here.

Vi takes a deep breath and walks inside. The figure behind the kiosk lifts her head. Time stops the moment their eyes meet.

Vi doesn’t miss the first shock in the Rara’s eyes. She sees how her breathing stops for a moment, how her fingers grip the edge of the counter tightly. Something she’s kept bottled up and suppressed for years flashes in her eyes. Missing?

Finally, the words break through the silence. Her voice is shaky but sharp.

“I miss you.”

At that moment, a strange weight forms in Vi’s chest. For a few seconds, the walls of the past collapse, and memories flood in. The days when they would hide in a corner from the rain as children, the nights they would laugh together, then those moments when everything fell apart…

Vi smiles bitterly. She swallows and speaks in the closest voice to her old tone.

“Come here.”

[daily-pryce-and-carter]

Survival Tip No. 1002

Anything which may have happened on Christmas Day, particularly any births of note, is irrelevant to your mission objective. Your survival is dependant on being aware of what is happening currently. There is no room for celebration, rest, panic, joy, or any other divergence from your mission parameters.

REMEMBER: A distracted crew is a dead crew!

[madewithsilk]

i have absolutely zero clue on how to use j.ai... i'm sorry guys 😭 this is c.ai n based off my captor ellie fic also lmk which fics u want to be bots :3

[writeouswriter]

Another weird thing about all these terrible changes tumblr is making to supposedly “make it easier” (more profitable) or “more appealing to” new users from other platforms like tiktok or twitter or reddit or whatever is... before they made said abominable changes, most new users I personally saw were actually excited about how different tumblr was? Especially for customization/personalization options for your blog and community collaboration options, which tumblr seems so hellbent on suddenly destroying?? Like this isn’t making anything more profitable, it’s driving away already existing users AND sending up a warning signal to users already fleeing a sinking ship that this ship is sinking too because they decided to replace all their working parts with the damaged parts of the other ship and I’m getting scared.

[houndsabbath]

dale making you wear little to no clothes when you’re doing chores around the house so he can watch you, fondle you, and distract you while he touches himself- pulling his cock out and rubbing it on you as you try to keep your composure, all while breathing his hot breath down your neck

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: NICKNAME DMV: CHILL FUCK? Verdict: DENIED

[artsty33]

your art style is so cringy, I hate it so so much you should just quit to be honest. Like drawing that kind of art, isn't that what they call furries lol. I hate it just stop already hahaha 🤣

Brave of you anonymous

[shrimpothy]

literally what is the good in reporting "scammers". if it actually was a scammer great job they'll make another account and go on with their day. some probably wont notice if they're running multiple scams but if you managed to get an actual persons account deleted they have to make a new account prove that they're in an active war site go through the vetting process write a new fucking paragraph about their trauma (if they don't have it on hand already with how many accounts are scamjacketed and deactivated constantly) and regain their meager ass place in the algorithm. for daring to mildly inconvenience a tumblr user. i'm going insane

pls read all the way thru!!

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is it weird that what makes me the most certain that they’re actually scam bots the fact that they would choose tumblr in the first place. like let me go to emo faggot land, a site that is believed to be dead by most people and is lowkey infamous for its bot problem, to get help. it makes more sense to post something like that on tiktok, instagram, xiaohongshu, etc. or at least imo.

in the event that families are actually flocking here in an attempt to receive help, someone should tell them that they’re likely to be ignored and assumed to be a bot. if you’re gonna support a scam, tell these accounts to catfish people on sugar daddy apps to get donations. there are lonely rich dudes willing to pay to just talk to people. or shit, asking a findom to get their subs to donate could work too.

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but on a more serious note, it’s generally safer, and better for everyone involved, to help people through legit organizations (like pcrf, map, unicef, unwra, wfp, wck, rescue, etc.) anyways, as these are actual nonprofits and welfare programs and they have potential to reach more than just one family at a time, which is ultimately more effective and efficient when it comes to saving palestine as a whole. it’s secure and safer to trust.

not all people are moral, a lot of humans use whatever they can to their advantage. if someone wants money, even if they don’t remotely need it, they will find a way to get it.

the internet has been littered with scams since its conception.

do not trust strangers with your account information, do not trust strangers with your money, do not trust strangers on the internet, do not trust strangers. full stop.

remember, dead internet theory isn’t a theory anymore. bots have already begun to reign supreme.

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anyways,

here’s more links to some helpful resources in regards to being confident in your efforts to support palestine.

protect palestine - essentially a palestinian support masterlist

palestinian solidarity campaign

the blop - big list of protests, not just for palestine but still useful and relevant

click to help /li ‼️- this one is great for my fellow broke and/or depressed bitches that lack the funds or energy to contribute more significantly but still want to help out. you best believe that activism burnout is real and prevalent, which is another thing this is good for

is it legit? - read charity reviews and ratings

us campaign for palestinian rights

decolonize palestine - learn about palestine and its culture! history, literature, myth busting, and more

palestine legal - if you need lawful help in your support efforts. this is especially important with the kidnappings of activists that’s been occurring as of late

heal palestine

build palestine’s list of trusted orgs

muslims around the world - they’re international but i linked their palestinian donation page specifically

un crisis relief for gaza

donate stock or crypto to project hope

wear the peace - clothes as activism. all profits go to gazan aid

penny appeal

doctors without borders - helps over 70 different countries, including palestine, ukraine, sudan, and the democratic republic of congo

sign up to volunteer at helping hand for relief and development

impactive - app for organizing and volunteering

turn up activism - app for youth activism

BDS movement

apps and sites to help with your boycotting: no thanks, boycott for peace, goods unite us, uplift

aweea’s list of palestinian owned businesses in USA, CANADA, UK, and AU

shop palestine

actions you can take to help

[spifan]

top gun vn (this was posted before here but i think its funny enough to stand alone)

[spanishyumejoshi]

Also I keep playing the only warioware game I have and maybe I want to kiss the karaoke robot and the silly alien that want to invade the earth

[wings-the-person]

* all of the not what im called memes i did

[lunarbun-ships]

drawing myself a treat for getting back on comms so i doodled out a au thingy im thinking abt currently dont even look at me

walks off a cliff