#faintheart

[gamora-borealis]

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

[hjymcyqlsavwjt]

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[coca-coeli]

every time i get sick all i can do is draw johnny cade and sometimes have fever dreams about working at subway. first batch of a 30-drawing art challenge

[dandp]

"I was a nerdy guy in a DIY store, basically what Dan was" how did we manage to get through years with Phil rarely mentioning Dan when he simply cannot shut up about him ever

[thatthingsittinginthecorner]

Nope nope nope nope nope that voice acting is too realistic I am backing out nope

[shireduchess]

i’m more than halfway through The Sandman (it’s excellent so far), but i thought i would make a psa as i haven’t seen one yet about the intense trigger warnings in episode 5: 24/7. as someone going into the show blind, i definitely could have used a heads up about what that particular episode contains, especially in the second half.

the episode takes place in a 24 hour diner where john dee makes the customers and staff share their honest feelings with each other; while masterfully done, it is an intense horror episode. while the captions do depict the show’s general (and accurate) content warnings at the start of the episode, there’s no way of knowing how much will entail, so~

trigger warnings for episode 5 consist of: realistic body horror, graphic self-mutilation involving knives and toolbox contents, suicide, explicit gore, large amounts of blood, eye horror

(there is also a mention of sex that could be construed of as pedophilia, though it is clarified very quickly that it is not; however, the delivery of it came as a quick shock) 

[definitellie]

guess who found a white hair today 💀💀💀

[nopecho]

idk how I came across your art, but your "more whitney fluff" post convinced me to get dol and i'm have a lotta fun with it. so ty.

Dude,,, be prepared for some batshit crazy stuff, especially from Whitney. That post I made was fueled by my desperation for soft content in the game.

Whitney is an interesting character, but the bullying he puts you through can be extreme. I have a deeply conflicting love/hate relationship with him....

[monadocyclone]

Genuinely tempted to go fuck it and make my own rp server at this point.

[hirokiyuu]

thinking abt sols. if i had to pick a word for each it’d be

cold > distant > manic > too-charming > transcendent > heroic > fainthearted > feral > awkward > insecure > thoughtless > desperate > disconnected > rambunctious > greedy

[dartharaiz]

View of the Diamond Beach from the cliff path

[baddi3k0ng]

had to make this playlist so i could stop listening to weird al when i get h*rny

[pepplemint]

I would've loved Saltburn if it wasn't for that one bathtub scene poking at all my icky spots

[coca-coeli]

bad luck like a trick knee

[noirandchocolate]

‘Because she likes people,’ said the witch, striding ahead. 'She cares about 'em. Even the stupid, mean, drooling ones, the mothers with the runny babies and no sense, the feckless and the silly and the fools who treat her like some kind of a servant. Now THAT’S what I call magic–seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. It’s sittin’ up all night with some poor old man who’s leavin’ the world, taking away such pain as you can, comfortin’ their terror, seein’ 'em safely on their way…and then cleanin’ 'em up, layin’ 'em out, making 'em neat for the funeral, and helpin’ the weeping widow strip the bed and wash the sheets–which is, let me tell you, no errand for the fainthearted–and stayin’ up the next night to watch over the coffin before the funeral, and then going home and sitting down for five minutes before some shouting angry man comes bangin’ on your door 'cuz his wife’s havin’ difficulty givin’ birth to their first child and the midwife’s at her wits’ end and then getting up and fetching your bag and going out again…. We all do that, in our own way, and she does it better'n me, if I was to put my hand on my heart. THAT is the root and heart and soul and center of witchcraft, that is. The soul and center!' Mistress Weatherwax smacked her fist into her hand hammering out her words. 'The…soul…and…CENTER!’ Echoes came back from the trees in the sudden silence. Even the grasshoppers by the side of the track had stopped sizzling. 'And Mrs Earwig,’ said Mistress Weatherwax, her voice sinking to a growl, 'Mrs. Earwig tells her girls it’s about cosmic balances and stars and circles and colors and wands and…and toys, nothing but TOYS!' She sniffed. 'Oh, I daresay they’re all very well as decoration, somethin’ nice to look at while you’re workin’, somethin’ for show, but the start and finish, THE START AND FINISH, is helpin’ people when life is on the edge. Even people you don’t like. Stars is easy, people is hard.’ She stopped talking. It was several seconds before birds began to sing again. 'Anyway, that’s what I think,’ she added in the tones of someone who suspects that she might have gone just a bit further than she meant to.

--Terry Pratchett, "A Hat Full of Sky"

[jeansyvesmoreau]

being a swiftie is truly not for the fainthearted because you have to deal with the fandom's bullshit and you have to deal with the general public's bullshit and you have to deal with taylor swift's bullshit