#fake wayv

[cumyongie]

Kun: Ten, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Ten: why?

Kun: Yangyang was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock then I heard him say, "why has god forsaken me?"

[00127am]

YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

[rockstarhaechan]

“ you wanna bang on new year’s eve” | nct dream texts

pairing: bf!nct dream x fem!reader

warnings: pet names, kinda smutty so minors dni, praising, fluff for jaemin a little, angst

summary: asking nct dream if they wanna bang on new year’s eve !

note: tag lists are open, happy new year in advance, i’ll drop a haechan smut in the beginning of 2024! 🫡

[nyizg]

random texts w boyfriend!haechan

(forgot that I had this in my drafts……)

[jaeminbunzz]

texting nct dream to come get you from a party

i’m very much projecting here i’m sorry. i’m also very sorry but you only get mark renjun and jeno because as it turns out this is giving me very bad anxiety :(

tw. harassment

[galacticseonghwa]

Can you (if you want to of course hshs) do the pretty boy text you did with dream but with WayV? Pls?

Thank you.

i can do that my love! i hope you like it <3

WAYV reactions to you calling them pretty boy for the first time

INCLUDES: wayv being whipped, expressing my delusions for them tbh, yang yang not escaping the daddy live, this is my first time doing wayv texts so I'm trying to find the right personalities for them over text so it'll be a little bit awkward

[hcaeh]

bf!wayv texts | reader needs comfort from nightmares !!

cws : night terrors / nightmares , that’s it <3

a/n : wayv knows reader suffers from nightmares which is why they’re all already aware & ready to go ><

[inurnctdreams]

it’s the way you are - l.dh

haechan x fem!reader

genre: fluff, comedy, strangers to lovers, college au, soccer au, smau with a couple of written portions

warnings: dark humour, suggestiveness, lots of swearing, mentions of general frat/college shenanigans (e.g. drinking, smoking etc.), the author’s lack of both fraternity and sporting knowledge lmao, mainly nct but idols from other groups are also here

status: ongoing

y/n suh is going into her second semester of her sophomore year at snu. as a self-proclaimed snu lions fangirl, she can’t believe there’s a new player on the team she hasn’t met yet, especially one as cute and funny as lee donghyuck, who nearly everyone she knows seems to already be friends with. how did she manage to avoid him (even if unintentionally) for almost an entire year and a half? he seems way too good to be true… and then she remembers; he’s in the frat.

taglist (open): @ilovejungwonandhaechan @neozon3nha @sunflowerbebe07 @minkyuncutie @multifandomania

profiles:

the too broke for therapy squad

the mark take a break challenge (impossible) squad

the y/n’s fake older bros (1 real) squad

chapters:

i. HE’S MY HERO

ii. what is yuta putting in their water

iii. you’re a menace to mankind

iv. yay capitalism

iv s. does he not know

v. okay and what’s wrong with jeno?

vi. SO NO YANGY/N??

vii. rawr XD

vii s. alexa play hands up by 2pm

viii. are you starting a freshman babysitting service? (written - 1.5k)

ix. what’s the opposite of slut shaming

x. you’re not okay

xi. bros before hoes and all that

xii. men ain’t shit

xii s. that’s the goal… ha, get it?

xiii. just because you have the tastebuds of a five year old

xiv. rule two of sleepovers: never be the first to fall asleep 😈

xv.

[multiland]

best friend! WayV when you ask to suck them off

a/n: thank you to the anon who requested this, enjoy and feedback is appreciated!

Kun

Ten

Winwin

Xiaojun

Hendery

Yangyang

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 4

[drunkdrazed]

hi hello emma!! im so so glad that we became mutuals weeee 💓 im just dropping here with your consent for a request lmao abskjaskd would you be able to do a sangyeon & xiaojun smau? its fine if you only choose just one im more than thrilled! take your time & thank you so much for giving me the opportunity emma 🥺💕

daily texts with bf xiaojun!

a/n: ally hi!! you’re so sweet omg 😭😭💞💗 i’m so so glad we became mutuals too! that gc is the best thing to happen deobiblr (after kidult, ofc). here’s your xiaojun smau! i hope it’s good bc you really deserve the best fics 🫶🏻 i’ll have your sangyeon one done hopefully tomorrow? maybe thursday, but i promise to have it done this week! i hope you’re having a great day <3

[hugs2doie]

you can do wayv when you send them a random “i love u” pls😭

YESS

also idek whats going on bye but the qualityis so bad??? im so sorry omf

[rockstarhaechan]

horny haechan texts part 2.

lee haechan

pairing: bf!haechan x gf!reader

warnings: smutty, mention of thigh riding and fingering, blowjob

note: i can make so many parts of this omg

[chenlizard]

WAYV HEADCANNONS

~ when they're jealous !

---- thought this would be a cute first headcannon :3

pls do requests in bio im begging

genre: fluff, teeeeny tiny suggestive

warnings: ten and hendery's are erm a little erm erm erm... suggestive but nothing too much

KUN

he would not want to say it.. like at all...

he would probably try to ignore it for a while, since hes mature enough to realize hes being irrational, but sometimes if its bad enough he'll just look obviously upset until you notice

if youre out in public and this happens, and he gets really upset (rare), he mighttt (might) just grab you and take you home

expect a nice dinner, a bath, wine, and being pampered all night!!!!!!!!!

he would probably want to prove he can treat you best out of anyone🤷‍♀️

overall cutie

TEN

lets be real here. he is the KING of jealousy.

he wouldnt even hide it. depending on the situation he could just get the person away from you, or steal you or your attention, but definitely expect him to react.

would say something along the lines of "they cant fuck you like i can." to rile you up since he was pissy you were giving someone else attention he wanted

overall king of sass..

would be pissy about it all night unless you make it up to him

WINWIN

poor baby wouldnt wanna say anything, so he would stay silent and just watch.

when you two get home it would take a bit of prying to figure out why hes so upset, but once he tells you he calms down a little

EXPECT SOOO MANY CUDDLES!!!!!!!

physical touch is easier for him so he just holds you for a while to prove to himself youre all his

overall baby

nothing more to add

i love winwin

XIAOJUN

king of sass part 2. would just eye the person stealing your attention, tap his legs against yours a bit so you notice him, maybeeee say something but it would just be to grab your attention

sometimes would just bring you home if you were out and about, but not often

if you two went home he would demand a show marathon or a bath together, like the others, to prove you belong to him.

overall.... xiaojun🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

HENDERY

(he is my ult bias so i will be writing a lot of him)

will get surprisingly really pissy about it. not enough to be fully angry or anything, but enough to make the person and you notice so the person could leave you to him.

if it got too much he would steal you away to a private room or balcony just to stand with you, hug you, anything the other person couldnt do.

lots of kisses, everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

would give you hickeys so when you came back inside the person, and everyone else would notice, and again, know you're his.

overall, protective + possessive king

YANGYANG

would just be really whiny about it, looking at you like you stole something from him, like a little kid.

hes obviously adorable, but this exceeds adorable.. like omg... >w<

would grab at least your hand and just hold onto you casually, not making a huge scene but still letting you notice he wants you to himself, and honestly, hes fr! listen to the man... damn

overall cutie pie tysm

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝

SOO bad for a first one but its whatever i dont care

PLEASE do requests i have no inspo

tysm

-livvie

[jammingjaem]

Hi 👀

Can i ask for some boyfriend Yangyang texts, pls?

ᨳ bf!yangyang

[jaeminbunzz]

hi! what about texting dreamies after a fight?

nct dream texting you after an argument

hii i'm back I tried combining this request and another one I recieved asking for y/n to be stubborn and make them really angsty but turns out I'm very bad at being stubborn I'm sorry I hope you still like these