The Rat Grinder Helio cleric talks exactly like so many gay men I know. That baby is G A Y gay!
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and what if i cry?? what then?
RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE
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i have so many things to say about the new fhjy episode, but i find it so funny that Jace spent a portion of this battle trying to keep his 6 children under control 😭
“Buddy, Bacarath isn’t real!”
Mary Ann tugging Jace’s shirt numerous times to tell him she doesn’t feel good
Jace you single mother, you need a vacation..
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THAT WAS FOUR ROUNDS OF COMBAT.
There were lots of legendary actions and reactions and prepared actions but that was FOUR ROUNDS.
24 SECONDS plus a few minutes here and there to answer academic questions?
So IMAGINE that you transfer to a new school where your adventuring party just kills rats in the woods and then you’re the designated cleric for the popular kids in their Big Battle.
They’re crushing it. They’re unstoppable. It’s been 24 seconds of battle and they’ve obliterated every monster that appears. You lock eyes with their cleric, the Chosen One of your god who strayed from the light. Then you die.
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“maybe helio wouldn’t have let that happen.”
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If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice
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Wanted the Rat Grinders to have a proper cover.
(In a perfect world I'd make a variant cover with The Bad Kids and the Ice Feast)
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"joining extracurriculars? putting in a few orders?" Riz SWUNG.
"Devil's Honey...what are you trying to forget Kipperlilly?" GAGGED.
and then everyone squared up to the point of needing intervention from Buddy Dawn, and THEN Kristen hits us with the fucking "he's ALMOST right" ?!
they were eating those bitches up I fear
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i have not stopped thinking about this moment for a week
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i keep having this dream where your blood is turning my hands into river stones, and i keep waking up to pale white sunlight
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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.
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