#fat bottomed girls

[animentality]

not to be a fucking boomer but

was watching a streamer who watched a video with like five seconds of "we will rock you" playing in it, and one of his subscribers said "one hit wonder."

and I was

I was

I was like... q... queen?

one... hit... wonder???

LIKE. not to be a fucking boomer.

because despite the joke in my bio... I admit, I'm fucking 26...

but... but like... QUEEN?

one hit???? just one????

hm. ok. make me a real fucking boomer today.

[penny00dreadful]

Eddie would sing Fat Bottomed Girls to Steve every chance he got.

On stage in front of thousands with grabby hands.

In the kitchen when Steve was "just trying to cook, Eds, for Christ's sake" giving his ass a few taps in time to his singing just to see it jiggle.

In the car where Steve had literally no escape and had to put up with it with a little frowny frown because he was trying so hard not to smile.

And when Robin had suspiciously been trying to keep his attention away from the stage at their wedding, Steve knew something was coming.

Steve had been expecting something to happen because Eddie was nothing if not a performer and to have an event centred around the two of them with their closest here to celebrate, he'd be more surprised if nothing happened.

But when whatever had been playing in the background faded out and he heard Eddie's voice boom out through the speakers-

Are you gonna take me home tonight?

Steve's eyes and Robin's grin grew wide at the same time.

Oh, down beside that red firelight

He hid his face in his hands, there were already whoops and wolf whistles from their gathered guests in his direction.

Are you gonna let it all hang out?

"Oh, don't pretend to be going bashful." Robin shouted at him, to be heard over Eddie's singing. "I've had to listen to too many horny thoughts from you about this song, you're so fucking in love right now, aren't you?"

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go 'round

Steve lifted his face, unable to hide his huge smile any longer. Robin gave him a shove in the direction of the dance floor where the crowd parted for him with nudges and slaps on the shoulder.

Hey, I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh

Eddie was in his fucking element, bouncing around the small stage like it was Madison Square Garden.

He finally caught sight of Steve, who was red faced but couldn't stop grinning as he watched his now husband wave one hand down like he was mapping out curves.

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Hey, big woman

You made a bad boy out of me

He fought the urge to hide his face again, especially when he remembered just who was here.

Hopper, Joyce, Mrs. Henderson, Mr. and Mrs. Sinclair, fucking Wayne was here watching him getting sexually serenaded.

Eddie continued to sing while the Corroded Coffin boys played through with matching exasperated but delighted grins, obviously having a great time simultaneously playing and embarrassing the shit out of Steve.

He was drawn to Eddie like a magnet. He didn't even remember stepping closer but next thing he knew he was in front of the stage, a one man recipient to a show just for him.

Eddie reached out and for one terrifying moment, Steve thought he was going to touch his hair.

He did not spend hours on it this morning only for it to be messed up before one of them got to be bent over their honeymoon suite bed later that night.

Eddie seemed to have realised that too, at the last second redirecting his hand to stroke over Steve's cheek.

Oh, but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Hey, big woman, you gonna make a big man of me

The stage was low and it wasn't huge so Steve was only really at chest height, but he could tell in that moment and with those lyrics, all Eddie wanted to do was thrust his pelvis in Steve's face but thankfully he kept himself on a leash even though everyone behind Steve was still whooping and hollaring.

When the song finally closed out, Eddie threw the mic behind him, not much caring where it landed. Luckily for everyone's eardrums Grant managed to snatch it up with a scowl before it clattered to the ground.

Eddie wasn't paying attention though. He'd planted one hand on either of Steve's shoulders and jumped down from the stage, trusting that he'd be caught.

Which he was.

Eddie wrapped his legs around Steve's waist and Steve had to try very hard to not let his hands wander, so instead he locked his wrists under Eddie's thighs, maybe, just maybe getting away with a little pinch to the ass that only the Corroded Coffin boys could see.

They were extremely unbothered. They'd seen it all before. They'd seen much worse before.

"You're a menace." Steve grumbled, still unable to keep his smile away.

Eddie hummed in agreement, looking down on him from his higher position. "Your menace."

"My menace."

[midnights-dragon]

Crowley co-wrote Fat Bottomed Girls with Brian May about fem!Aziraphale send post

[freddie-mercuryy]

FREDDIE MERCURY in Fat Bottomed Girls (1978)

[icklewolfiekins]

[1waveshortofashipwreck]

✨Fat Bottomed Girls you make the rockin' world go round✨

(can't thank @dontirrigateme enough for this gif)

[boybasher]

[anghraine]

Fave Queen Songs Except Bohemian Rhapsody: Poll #9

Happy Saturday, everyone! Yesterday, "Spread Your Wings" went up against "Barcelona" (the latter is technically not Queen but I counted it bc it's on Queen's Greatest Hits III, nyah). Next up, we've got two somewhat more ... light-hearted songs:

Fat Bottomed Girls: https://youtu.be/yTxsDZYX2Q0

I Want to Break Free: https://youtu.be/f4Mc-NYPHaQ

(I didn't bother finding the official video for "Fat Bottomed Girls," which mainly owes its place in our hearts to its, uh, audio content, but I definitely did for "I Want to Break Free," in case someone hasn't experienced the video's glory before!)

[freetheshit-outofyou]

Very sad news. Telling girls of a bigger bottoms they are not worthy of being immortalized in song, very sad indeed. Phrases like "naughty nanny" with a "big fat fanny," as well as "fat bottomed girls," are terms of endearment, not terms of disparagement. It's odd that we can have Pedo Drag Queen story time aimed right at little kids BUT we can't have them hear anthems of empowerment that use words like “Fat Bottomed girls”, because somehow that give kids a bad message. Sad damned world we live in. Oh and I'd like to add this...

and....

You juicy bottomed women keep on keeping on.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Whenever I go for a long drive by myself I start making up little gibberish songs or reading billboards in dumb voices, just inane stuff to pass the time. Most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it. I got extra bored today, so I turned on my playlist as I drove through the countryside. Eventually, Annie Lennox's Walking on Broken Glass started playing, and I found myself singing along, half correctly, and half in gibberish, weaving in and out at random. Near the end I transitioned entirely from gibberish to English, but instead of the correct lyrics I started singing "I'll keep on eating your big fat ass, eating your, eating your big fat ass."

The very next song on shuffle, I shit you not, was Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen. I felt like the planets alligned in that one perfect moment and providence shined down to reward my artistic genius in the most satisfying and meaningless way possible. That will never happen again. I'm over the hump.

[i-j0s]

Queen ~ Fat Bottomed Girls (official video )

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @tiaradraws

[tiedupinthoughts]

[inthecityofgoodabode]

January 2024: The Week Of Snow

You'd be forgiven if you couldn't spot the Cooper's hawk perched on the right side of our Rubbermaid shed:

Just birds in the snow:

Icicles:

It isn't clear in this photo but that is a red-wing blackbird. I've never seen one in our backyard before. As best as I could tell, it had thrown in with a crew of grackles for safety in numbers:

Male Cardinal:

Warbler:

Grass & snow:

"Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round":.

[myimaginaryradio]

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen - 1978