#fazbenders

[saltedeggwhites]

[siddoesstuffig]

everyone welcoming twitter users onto tumblr and laying ground rules remind me of phone guy explaining the gist of fazbenders as best he can with the insanity that goes on. “the mangle? we call that the trashpile, ‘s got fleshlights a plenty” “nah nah nah thats day man, not freddy, the hell are you talking about” “oh this? this is matt. he’s a virgin. die, matt”

it especially fits since people who’ve explored tumblr before get it and laugh but the people who haven’t dared touch tumblr are absolutely mortified and terrified to make one wrong move. and to that i say, good.

[ikurko]

DAY 11 - fazbender frights

[gaymurdersalad]

wait, do peter and dee know theyre at the same location?

[ Heya! I’ve been getting these kinda of questions a lot, and while it’s answered in the pinned intro post, I figure I’d just go ahead and clear it up. ]

[ Peter and Steven work at the same location while the rest of the cast kinda roams.

Jack is hopping from location to location to try and amend Dave and Henry’s utter bullfuckery, Henry is roaming around to do more bullfuckery, Dave is following both of them simultaneously and leaving a path of destruction wherever he goes, Dee is an ethereal entity and goes wherever she is needed, and Oscar just fucking wanders. Like what the hell does he even do anyways? Love that guy.

Hope this clears things up! If y’all still have questions don’t hesitate to ask! ]

~ Mod Chribs, Chribsfully

[meowmonster1987]

DAYSHIFT AT FREDDYS DUMP!!! LOOKING DESPERATELY FOR MOOTS… PLS DM ME!!

[ask-steven-stevenson]

STEVEN

HI STEVEN

I MISSED YOU

ARE YOU OKAY

HAS ANYTHING HAPPENED

-[ @tre-the-trans-phone-dude ]

“Oh! Yes, hello. How have you been? As for big news. We were able to get a few new employees! So now you may as well few new faces around. So my business is thriving.. oh. I’m also stuck. Someone has chosen to cling onto me.”

“..I also got married. But, with the workers we can hopefully thrive more. Business aside.. not much has happened.”

“Eh- once more business aside, how are you? It’s been a while.”

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSERY TO

CHARLIE THE CURSED PHONE GUY

MAY HE STAY WITH US FOR ANOTHER FIVE AND BEYOND!

and now a special message from the man himself.

"Well, Well, Well... look how far we've come huh? Genuinely, honest... And Truly."

"Five years ago I was made and cursed the world of tumblr with my presence, time sure does fly! I've lost a few friends, but gained plenty more in return!"

"I wouldn't even be here today without them, now granted I'm not gonna name EVERYONE! But I am gonna name a select few and tell you how they've impacted me... AHEM..."

"First and foremost the man the myth and the legend the one who is the reason behind everything, the man where if he didn't exist I wouldn't exist!"

"Henr- ... we all know I don't mean him we're talking about real people."

"If your name isn't listed, it isn't because the mod dosen't care but it's because he's a dumbass and these are the ones that came up at the top of his head when writing this post, totally not a forth wall break."

@directdogman

"The Creator of the DSAF/Dayshift At Freddy's Series Direct Doggo himself, sure okay I was a late edition to the fandom.

but it is fully thanks to DSAF 3 and him that I even exist, what can I say about doggo other then what has been said before one thousand times? He is a man of many skills and many talents."

"He is creative, smart and genuinely an inspiration to everyone in the community of both DSAF and Dialtown... no matter how much time has passed, I will personally continue to respect the man I owe everything to him. So thank you doggo genuinely for your support and your amazing games."

@cook-ie-chip

"One of my oldest friends in the community, I've known you since almost the start! we have alot of memories together, some laughs, some cries! you also created my blue prints

(though in lore they were written by henry and will) let's look past that! You remind me of how things used to be a long time ago, and I'm glad to still know you even now."

"and with any hope I'll curse you for many years more."

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy

"I remember how we met, you found me and we both realized we had the same name, and so I decided to charge you extra for like a pizza party lmao."

"But ever since that day we have only grown closer and closer... to the point your apart of the roomba fazbender family [no you will get no discounts] ..."

"You've done so much for me over the years though, you helped create the Roomba's we have here today, you drew some of our lovely walrus friends!"

"AND ... ough... Okay Okay I'll be honest you made Chuck The Fanboy originally a joke just to tease me with, but over the years he's grown on me... DO NOT LET HIM HEAR ME SAY THIS, but he's like a lil bro... and if anything happened to him I'd be devastated."

@clownsuu / @not-robert

"... well well well if it isn't the shadow in black and the big buff zombie, what can I say about both of you?"

"Hmm... Clownsuu here teases me, has DRAWN ME MPREG, HAS DRAWN ME EMO, IS THE REASON WHY THE EVIL VERSION OF ME EXISTS!..."

"and yet life wouldn't be the same with out him, jack is... an anomaly someone I met because someone thought he was stealing me! HA no one can steal this perfect face~"

"Gotta say though, all jokes aside... life just wouldn't be the same without him, alot more boring you know? I must admit he is someone I will never forget, you've also drawn photos of a few of my walrus I still have hung up in my office, I appreciate you for absolutely everything you've done."

"And don't get me started on Robert that big buff baby, I've put him in just about every costume under the sun, and yet he still puts up with me and stays still no idea why. But it's because of him my restaurant has expanded so much, from a bowling alley, a karaoke bar and dumpsters full of meat."

"Don't tell Robert this he'd likely call me an idiot, but guy's one of my best friends genuinely thankfully he's immortal so I'll never worry about losing him but ... the thought still scares me."

"Never change Robert."

@weirdozjunkary

"You turned me into a furry... I got nothin else to say I just had to point that out."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, fine you did alot more then that, you introduced me to bedlam someone who can FINALLY truly be a sponge to my cursed and chaotic behavior, honestly I'd hope so considering he's the god of chaos."

"I only met him recently but I'd fuken fight his version of god for him ... seriously don't tempt me I will kick that old man's ass."

"I'm glad to have bedlam in my life and hope I know him for many years more."

@an-artist-place-for-extra-art

"you simp for the evil version of me I..."

"I have no words for you..."

"I just question... why?"

"though honestly? never change, I care for you just the way you are, your amazing."

"Alright, Alright enough of the mushy stuff and forth wall breaks it's messing with my circuits and servo's ahem..."

"The most important thing about this day is one..."

"I'm so fucking cool"

"two"

"I AM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE HATERS, FIVE MORE YEARS AND BEYOND OF ME!!!"

"and three... and most important lore wise"

"HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSERY TO ROOMBA FUCKING FAZBENDERS!"

"50 YEARS THIS PLACE HAS BEEN OPEN WITHOUT ANY DEATHS JUST A FEW INJURIES AND I'LL TAKE THAT WITH STRIDE!"

"AS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO FREDBEAR'S AND FAZBENDER ENTERTAINMENT!"

"THE GUY WHO IS A LITERAL ELDRITCH HORROR AND EATS SHOES WITH HIS BOOTLEG RESTURANT LASTED LONGER THEN ALL OF YOU SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

"... thank you... genuinely out of pocket with full seriousness..."

"thank you everyone for sticking around none of this would be possible without you, and I HONEST AND TRUELY can't wait for another five amazing years."

Moderator Monnie: And happy anniversary to everyone from me to all of you!

Have a fantastic day! and thank ya'll for reading!

[fazbenders-finest]

Rotates you along your z-axis

[ourpleboy]

grins

[docnukes]

Just wanted to clarify Vlad isn't a dsaf oc anymore (hasn't been for a while) and just a general oc... I did kinda rip off fnaf/dsaf's design elements of drawing humans but that's because it's easier to draw that way. Hashtag awkward!!!

[bodacious-ringading]

olive man what are your thoughts on Freddy fazbenders?

" Dude, I LOVE the animatronics, all of them. Used to watch 'em as a kid! One time, I worked at this old horror attraction for a bit and saw one of the really old suits! But I got fired like two or three days in because I kept wanting to go dismantle and/or analyze them. Their technology is out of this WORLD man! "

" Shame that joint burnt down. "

[worst-fictional-places-to-work]

fazbender's propaganda for later:

at freddy fazbender's, your work is never done. you sign away your life, forever- including after your death. you're forced to deal with the ghosts, murderous coworkers, and equally murderous robots. if you're a costumed performer and die in an accident, you're turned into a phone guy without a complete memory (and likely in some form of continuous agony, either physical or mental.) if you die by normal means, your body will probably be used in the food, and you certainly will not be given a proper burial. also, you're almost guaranteed to be framed for a murder and aren't paid actual money, but instead faz-tokens. it's just Comically terrible

.

[laidback-thrills]

Kenneth what’s you favorite food and color? I gotta plan this date night perfect

-🍓

"I could go for something strawberry..."

[laplacesdevil]

Revenge on @splitathon/dave and his OC Daisy!! She's so sweets I love her design

[rudylloyd]

they're married, your honor

Matt's still cursed with being virgin HOWEVER this is a strict cuddles and hand holding ONLY marriage. And the occasional kiss on the hand

[radio-frequencies]

I CANT HELP IT I LIKE PATHETIC TRANS MEN

…

because I am one!

Anyways sorry about that, I see you’ve joined Fazbender?

… hope you like cover ups ig

“Oh, I love cover ups. Rather good at them myself. I mean, how else do you think I got by in a cult?”

His tone was rather snarky. Oh, him and Steven are gonna get along just fine.

“As for the first thing, thank you? I’m.. not too pathetic.”