#feeling like sza when i say i need a big boy

[bubbledtee]

thinking about…..man tummies……and man boobs…….and thick man arms……..

[tojisun]

SUNNY SUNNY!! can you imagine the reaction simon would give u if u start singing big boy by sza?? GRAAAAHHHH HE WILL GO FERAL!! NEED TO CLIMB HIM UP LIKE A XXXMAS TREE

ANA BABE!! IM ACTUALLY BARKING IN MY CAGE WHAT??? THIS IS SO!!! no bcuz it aint just singin– it’s a whole performance that you’re giving him!!

simon’s sat on the sofa, huffing a laugh when he sees you frantically fiddling with the remote control before flicking on a youtube video of just the cut of sza’s lines – one that simon doesn’t know.

the bass trickles into the living room like dripping molasses and simon quirks up a brow in question when you turned to him all of a sudden, the mic now held up before your lips. you sway your hips along with the music, trailing your hand up from your belly to your chest, playfully squeezing your tits with a wink, before falling to your knees slowly. almost salaciously.

then, you begin to crawl towards him, head still tipped up as you sing the lyrics. simon’s breathless all of a sudden, eyes wide as he follows your slow crawls. he has to grip the armrests, blunt nails biting into the upholstered material, when the lyrics finally click in his brain.

“it’s cuffin’ season, an’ all the girls are leavin – i need a big boy.”

“fuck,” he rasps out the moment you reach him, your hand – empty of your impromptu mic – creeping from his shin to his knee before squeezing his thigh, acrylics digging into the robust muscle.

you continue to crawl close, squeezing yourself between his legs – those that simon spread open even more – before pressing your cheek to the inside of his thigh. you look up at him from your long lashes, batting them in faux demureness.

simon almost goes catatonic when you nuzzle your cheek to his thigh, sighing wistfully, before ending your teasing with a last, “i need a big boy.”

you get to ghost a kiss on his leg before simon’s lunging to pluck you from the floor, growling in restrained hunger. you squeal, the remote clattering onto the carpeted floors as you find purchase on simon’s shoulders, gripping tight when the centre of your gravity shifts.

simon drops you on his lap, big hands squeezing your hips. “yeah?” he asks, chest heaving with need.

“mhmm,” you say, one that is another teasing purr. “need ‘im bad, si.”

“well, he’s here,” simon teases back, shuffling you close until you’re pressed flushed on his chest. he noses along your neck, breathing you in with a tremble.

you giggle at the puff of warm air, shifting at the ticklish feeling. simon lightly nips at the column of your neck in warning. “any more an’ i’m fuckin’ you here, sweetheart.”

simon shivers at feeling your acrylics dancing across the expanse of his back, the thin material of his shirt not doing much in dampening the sensation. then, he hears you mumble, “an’ if i wanna be fucked here?”

simon rips his head from the crook of your neck to meet your gaze and, with reverence in his voice, he says, “well, big boy’s gotta do what his girl wants, yeah?”

you lick your bottom lip in excitement, nodding eagerly, and simon thinks enough’s enough before diving down to kiss you. to devour you. to claim you.

OH I NEED HIM SOOOOOIR BAD

dividers by @/plutism!!

[fbfh]

Sweet Pea x soft!reader hcs

wc: 1.3k

genre: mutual pining, tooth rotting fluff

pairing: sweet pea x soft reader

warnings: reader is implied to be smaller than sweet pea but he's like 6'3 and beefy so it's not too out of the question, reader is called clingy needs attention and hates being alone by jughead but sweet pea LOVES that about you, size difference, protective sweet pea, sweet pea is a rottweiler boyfriend, kisses and cuddles, mentions of fighting and gang activity

song recs: fight for me - heathers obc, big boy - sza

a/n: been watching the anime my love story and it's feuling my sweet pea obsession lol. I've also decided that while horribly bad, riverdale is camp. If I convince myself it's camp I can drag myself through it. It's supposed to be bad and make no sense and of course there's a "goblin king" running around town causing problems because it's camp.

tags: @yesv01 @magcon7280

Okay so like I said in my initial drabble

When Sweet Pea first sees you he deadass thinks you’re an angel

You are so sweet and soft and perfect

The only way to describe you is angelic

He’s so wrapped up in how alluring and enamoring you are that he doesn’t notice you’re just as drawn to him

You immediately see past his gorgeous and intimidating exterior to the soft great big heart inside him

You see all his good traits and you’re not scared off that he’s a little rough around the edges

But Sweet Pea sees that you’re not rough around the edges

And he doesn’t want you to become that way

Especially not because of him

He feels so protective over you from day one

Even though he’s fighting his obvious feelings for you and ignoring your obvious feelings for him, he still tries to look out for you

Keeps an eye on you a little, just to make sure no one’s giving you any trouble

You’re friends with Betty so you’re sort of tied to the serpents already, but he doesn’t want to drag you any deeper into gang life than you already are

So he tries not to fall any harder for you than he already has

Even though Jughead is always bringing you up, telling him that Betty says you’ve been asking after him

He can’t even process that Jughead just said you’ve been asking after him and about him a lot because of how Jughead keeps describing you

He says you’re sort of clingy and need a lot of attention, that you get nervous in crowds and you’re really touchy and hate being alone 

That’s why your last boyfriend broke up with you

But the more Jughead talks about you and your apparent flaws, the more perfect you sound to Sweet Pea

You’re exactly what he’s been dreaming of

Someone he can go all in with, someone who wants him and needs him as much as he wants you and needs you

Which is obviously a lot

And now it’s getting harder and harder to listen to that logical voice that tells him he’s no good for you, that you deserve someone from northside who can take good care of you and not drag you into any more chaos than you’re already surrounded by 

But you’ve been writing his name in your diary over and over for weeks now, and it’s really just a matter of time before you end up together 

All your friends know this

Betty and Jughead and Toni know this

Even Fangs knows this

Everyone knows but you and Sweet Pea

You both still think it’s an unreciprocated pipe dream

Something to imagine scenarios about before you fall asleep

You’re more alike than you realize 

But soon you find your way to each other

You just can’t stay away anymore

And once you’re together, once you’re finally in his arms, neither of you ever want to let go

Sweet Pea is an amazing boyfriend to begin with

But especially when it comes to someone as soft and sweet and precious as you?????

He’s literally the best person you could ever hope for

He’s a classic rottweiler boyfriend 

AND he’s a gang boyfriend

Plus Sweet Pea’s just naturally a very protective person to the people he loves

So you can guarantee you’ll be safe with him

He won’t hesitate to stare down anyone he thinks looks at you too long

But he’s not going to start shit with you around unless he has to

If he does need to fight someone, he’s going to make sure you’re not there to see it

Even if he has to ask Betty or Veronica or Fangs to drag you into the other room and stay with you until it’s over

He doesn’t want you to see him like that

But he knows how to hold his own, and Fangs and Toni both reassure you there’s not a fight he hasn’t been able to walk away from

You’re always there to patch him up afterwards too

You touch him so gently

With more love and care and tenderness than he’s ever gotten from anyone before

It makes it kind of impossible to regret sticking up for you

Even if he did walk away with some nasty scratches and a black eye

You’re still not scared of him

You don’t judge him

Like at all

He always makes you feel so safe around him 

All he’s wanted for a while is someone to go all in with

Someone to protect, someone to take care of

Someone who needs him

And you do 

You spend more and more nights together before finally confessing that you can’t really sleep without him anymore

When I tell you his heart explodes when you say that?????

God as if you couldn’t get him wrapped even tighter around your finger

Surprise! Yes you can

He dips you a lot too

Mostly because he’s so tall and it’s so easy and it makes you so nervous when he pulls you close and leans over you like that

It makes you all dizzy and he talks so close to your face for a few moments before finally kissing you

GOD it makes your head spin

You can’t get enough

And he can’t get enough of the way you look up at him all soft and sweet

Like you’re not scared of him

Which you’re not

It’s still kind of new for him

But it’s something he really hopes he can get used to

He’s touchy too

He pulls you into his lap and rests his head on your shoulder a lot

Or wraps his arms around yours

Don’t even get me started on holding his big old hands with both of yours

It makes his stomach flip every single time

And SO MANY FOREHEAD KISSES

You kiss his neck and jaw a lot too

Mostly because it’s all you can reach half the time

And because you know it drives him completely crazy

If you ever worried about getting unwanted attention from guys, you don’t have to anymore

EVERYBODY knows you’re Sweet Pea’s 

And EVERYBODY knows not to fuck with him

Sweet Pea can be fucking terrifying when he wants to

Which makes things like him pinning you to the couch and tickling you until you tap out and you’re both blushing giggly wrecks even cuter  

You completely and totally have scary boyfriend privileges 

And you take such good care of him too

He really doesn’t think he’s ever been this happy and content and at peace

His friends can easily attest to the fact that they’ve never seen him this happy either

And your friends have never seen you this happy too 

Over all, you’re really just a fantastic match

You become the emotional support couple of riverdale high so fast

People get used to seeing him walk you to classes he doesn’t even have 

Seeing you ride around town on the back of his motorcycle together 

Because you belong together

You really do

Sweet Pea might not know what the future is going to look like

He might not know what’s going to happen tomorrow

But the only thing he does know about his future is that you’re going to be in it

And he’s going to be in yours

You’re starting to make him dream about a soft domestic life away from gangs and murder and conspiracies

He doesn’t know if that’s practical or attainable, but he hopes it is

Until then, he’s more than happy just getting to be around you

Getting to see you all the time and wake up next to each other on the weekends

He loves loving you, he loves keeping you safe and happy

Just like you love him and keep him happier than he’s ever been

Just being with you is more than enough

[yeonniesblog]

“y/n stop acting like you are in a velocity edit" akaashi sighs, putting down his pen on the table, he was just trying to complete his assignment which was due this week but God forbid if you would let him.

you huff out in annoyance, your boyfriend is so annoying, so what if you were swaying to the beats in a slow motion when you stumbled upon a catchy tiktok audio, it's not like you forget your earphones at home intentionally.

and not to mention you should be the one who is mad, if it wasn't for the pretty mouth canceling your date's plan you swear you would have thrown hands on your busy boyfriend.

and honestly you are doing him a favor by letting him be in your presence, flipping your hair back you feed your ego with your own thoughts.

akaashi sighs, he can already tell what your narcissistic ass might be thinking, he turns his chair around, now facing you. “come here” he mumbles softly, your quirk your brows, hmm fishy.

but you still waddle quickly to him, his chair is pressed against his desk, and he taps his laps. you stop infront of him, giving him a icky expression as a response to his tap.

“what? are you trying to copy atsumu and his side chicks?” akaashi has a quick flashback of the star setter with his random hookup as soon as you mentioned the name, his expression changes to being disgusted in a second.

“first of all no” he clearly remembers the girl sticking to atsumu as a glue on his lap and using too much tongue while making out, Infront of everyone at the party, no he doesn't wants to recreate that. “and second of all, weren't your craving for my attention”

“well you should ofcourse return it since you stole all my attention, you fuckin’ robber ” you sit yourself on his lap, putting your weight on him hesitantly, but he cradles you so swifty in his arms that you swear you get weak in the knees. sza was right, you needed a big boy, akaashi is your big boy.

“cheesy” he chuckles, even though he admits you are cheesy as fuck but he can't help but break a smile at what you say with that cute angry pout.

he grabs your ass pulling you closer, fuck this guy will make you horny unintentionally, if his hands just rides a little above, a littl— “but stop saying those stuff to me though” akaashi continues, interuppting your unholy thoughts.

“huh? oh. what stuff” you burrow your eyebrows.

“stuff that makes me wanna kiss the hell out of you” he says it so nonchalantly like, like it didn't just leave your cheeks to become tinted red, you tug at his short messy hair.

“who is the cheesy one now” you hit his arms softly, god even his muscles are hot.

“you always leave me feeling giddy and shit” you roll yours eyes, holding his face in your hands “and superrr horny but that's beside the point” a grin breaks out on his pretty lips as a response to your confession.

akaashi keiji smiles really occasionally but when he does, you swear he has you swooning over his feet, his blue eyes follow yours through his glasses and there is a comfortable silent hanging in the room with you too being so close.

“fuck I love your face” you grip his cheeks like he is some kind of a baby.

“then sit on it”

[simpjaes]

OKAY JAY HARD THOUGHT THIS TIME

i say this all the time and send it to so many blogs but i cant get over jay and his size 😣 hes just so tall and muscular,,, and we know down there is pretty big 😵‍💫 when sza said i need a big boy she was talking ab him !! (at least i am)

while fucking he def has his little gf in a chokehold with his big biceps wrapped around her neck and he has her infront of the mirror so she can watch him pound into her... i think u get the picture ... ima let u write the rest bestie 😁

warnings: choking, reader is able to be lifted and is smaller than him, crying, he's 5'11 which is tall but still i write him like he's a 7 foot giant.

it's not so much a choke hold if he's not actively choking you. Rather, he's just forcing you to keep your head up, biceps flexing just up under your chin and pressing against all of your pulse points.

Okay, maybe it is a little bit of a choke hold, but it doesn't change the fact that you like it.

Jay can force you to look into that mirror all he wants. He's big enough to "force" you to do just about anything and you don't entirely mind that either. It's just...the one thing he can't make you do is look at yourself when he's right there. His eyes completely focused on where his hips meet your ass if he pulls back just enough, bouncing with strong and rough thrusts.

Your gaze always strays to him and the way his eyebrows knit together in either pleasure, pain, or concentration. It always draws a cheeky smile out of you as you stare into the mirror, only seeing your wrecked self in peripheral vision at this point.

Oh, but when he does meet your eye rather than his cock sinking into you, his gaze is even sharper and even more focused. He stares, he smirks, he fucking chuckles.

"Look at you," his raspy voice rings through the air as he leans forward against the shell of your ear. A sharp thrust pushing your body forward and making you brace your hands against the vanity. "You're so gone for me."

Another truth, and another chuckle.

He only fucks harder when you watch yourself in the mirror, and in turn he also only watches you through the very same surface. Both of you tuned into what he's able to do to you, for you, and for himself.

His larger body behind you is always distracting, but you can admit to loving what you see in yourself against the mirror when he does this more than when he doesn't.

When his strong arms release that grip around your throat, you always feel a tight grip of your ass in one of his hands, and the other gripping your face from behind and keeping your head forward. Only because you have a tendency to drop your face onto your own arms when you get the freedom to do so in this position.

The harsh grip against your face, squishing your cheeks and creating, arguably, hideous faces in the mirror only drive him further and further. Deeper and deeper, harder and harder. Until your eyes are burning and your throat is dry.

When he finally feels your tears hit his finger tips, then is when he will release your face, flipping you over, lifting you, and planting you right there on the same vanity before burying himself into you as deep as he can go.

And only then, is he forced to watch himself in the mirror.

[saintslewis]

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐀: 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 🪩

𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 | 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒

pairing: sir lewis hamilton x fem oc; Nadia Hamilton

summary: social media posts from the most recent chapter! <3

warnings: twitter environment, cussing

saint’s team radio 🎀: 2 for the price of 1 😝. did not mean to take so long so here’s a little gift 🫶🏽

pic credit: pinterest and ig!

fc: @/unclewaffles_ on ig

plastic off the sofa: chapter 7

renaissance: the masterlist

Twitter!

Instagram!

nadiahamilton

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nadiahamilton versace x dua lipa.

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pinned!

nadiahamilton guys my back tat looks so delicious

loriharvey YOU’RE JOKING? NADIA

nadiahamilton hello 🤭

user and what if this causes my hospitalisation?

dualipa i was so lucky to see this in person

nadiahamilton thank you for such an amazing show!

versace 💗

lilymhe i fainted a couple of times

arianagrande WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST WAKE UP AND LOOK LIKE THIS

nadiahamilton i don’t, i swear 😭

kehlani can your man fight

haileybieber you look like a dream 🥹

user whatever your affirmations were, hand them over!

sza that ass is SITTING

francisca.cgomes i am begging for one chance

alexandrasaintmleux me too omg

user i don’t think you understand what you’ve done now

nataliatheedon you’re actually unreal WHAT

latto777 it’s actually so unfair that he gets you to himself

iamcardib like it’s actually pissing me off rn

amaraonmars this is insanity. do it again

jackharlow oh you was serious

user white boy, what are you talking abt? 🤨

user probably something at the party

user and dare i ask who took the photos….

user there could only be one selfish man who did this

user not you calling him selfish 😭😭😭

lewishamilton had to take a breather

charlottieee we’ll give you your pump, grandpa

fencer THIS IS SO CRAZY???

nataliatheedon CHARLOTTE YOU CAN’T SAY THAT 😭

lewishamilton hi mrs hamilton

nadiahamilton hi 🤭

user they had to remind y’all REAL QUICK

nadiahamilton

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nadiahamilton hello monaco! (can we pls focus on how good he looked)

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user publicly thirsting over him, aren’t you embarrassed?

user girl that’s her husband…..

carmenmmundt we need to get together like that soon, it was so much fun!

lilymhe i felt like i was in a chick flick

francisca.cgomes not when you tripped and your ice cream fell ‼️

alexandrasaintmleux kika let’s be nice but YES tinkerbell, i need another girl’s day or else i will combust

user YOUR SHIRT??????

nadiahamilton super cute right?

user it’s so iconic!!!!

user nadia liked and favourited an edit of mine, just wanted to flex 🙏

user now why would you expose that girl’s secret like that (share the edit)

nataliatheedon monaco isn’t a real place, hope that helps!

nadiahamilton if i were you, i’d keep quiet 🫵🏽

nataliatheedon 😧

user i have the slightest feeling that you can cook, can you?

nadiahamilton yes?

user since no one is talking about it, yes he looked so good that day Nadia

nadiahamilton THANK YOU LIKE SOMETHING WAS IN THE AIR THAT DAY

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f1femmepost bumping into nadiahamilton was the highlight of our Monaco Grand Prix weekend! Tell us what your favourite interview moments were!

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user “is this one of those tiny mics?? I LOVE TINY MICS”

user “i promise you, go up to one of these white people and they will give you a paddock pass. i’ve seen it.”

user “sorry i gotta fix my nose ring hold up”

user “there are days where he sounds incredibly british and it’s just so interesting to hear.” “but he is-” “and that’s what makes it better!”

user “these are my ladies, those drivers couldn’t stand a CHANCE!”

user a dog and its owner walk by: “omg look at it, i wanna squeeze that dog.”

user “i won’t hold you, i’m craving a big ass bowl of pasta rn.”

user *sings in the most angelic voice you’ve ever heard*

user “i’ll never stop being a teacher, it’s so much fun.”

user “if you’ve got extremely blue eyes, do not stare at people, it’s so scary. i’m talking about you, pierre gasly.”

user “omg you’re craving cupcakes? let’s go get them!”

user “you like that bag from gucci? let’s go get it.”

user “i love laying on the floor so much.”

f1femmepost because of all these posts, we love Nadia Hamilton so much! 🫶🏽

saint’s notes 🎀: this took so long yoh, hope you enjoyed!

[earthtoharlow]

AN: just a throwback post of our favorite toxic pair

SERIES MASTERLIST

Pervious Chapter

JACKHARLOW

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jackharlow: …but I love to watch her leave #datenight

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yourinsta: love you boo

user: Jack’s page has turned into a y/n fan page

user: please refrain from being in love in front of us singles

user: if they ever break up I’d cry

user: I hate having to share y/n with this white man

urbanwyatt: y’all disgust me

yourinsta: don’t hate bestie

YOURINSTA

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youinsta: my man my man my man

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user: I’m truly happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, I mean it.

user: please stop posting him before I get mad

user: I love y’all deeply

user: my parents

user: Jack don’t deserve you

user: the cutest couple ever

urbanwyatt: daddy 😍

THESHADEROOM

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theshaderoom: #TSRBaewatch - whew chile this man is in love! In a recent interview with Big Boy, Jack Harlow opens up about his relationship with Y/N Y/L!

“If someone told me that I would have found a love this strong, quite frankly I can’t say that I would have believed them. I guess it’s just one of those “you need to feel it for yourself” type of things..

What y’all think about this new couple roomies?!

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user: yuck

user: oh they go together REAL bad

user: seeing Jack so in love makes me happy idk

user: I just love seeing love

user: not sure if I trust him with her yet. As long as she’s happy and being treated correctly

user: he’s gonna ruin this somehow I’m sure

user: anyone else thinks she deserves better?

YOURINSTA

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yourinsta: making his pockets hurt

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user: idc I’m not jealous of that white man

user: here you go reminding us that you have a man

user: can you please stop

user: stop having sex with him

latto777: AS YOU SHOULD

user: this outfit thoughhh

user: 😍😍😍

jackharlow: so much saliva on my screen, it’s saying moisture detected when I charge my phone 🤤

user: what

urbanwyatt: dude….

yourinsta: wipe your mouth

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[hwnglx]

txt's ideal types

based on tarot. i do not know these idols personally. energies are always changing. what i say is NOT straight fact. pls take it with a grain of salt!

yeonjun leo venus

physical traits 7ofw, strength

very strong presence. intimidating aura. catches everyone's eye and stands out in the crowd. fierce gaze, deep eyes. long and healthy hair. fit but curvy build. leo risings.

personality traits kingofp, char&world, 2ofc

yeonjun likes his partners to be mature, confident, and very sure of what they want. someone fierce and responsible who will go after their goals and stick to their promises. he can't stand dating someone who's too fragile or insecure and easily swayed. he likes it when people stand by what they say and do, and finds it very attractive when someone is incredibly powerful, determined and successful, especially through their own hard work. at the same time, he needs his partner to be very affectionate. as a leo venus (and libra moon!), he loves and truly enjoys being loved and adored, so he needs his partner to be all in. whether it's compliments, physical affection.. i can see him loving pda. yeonjun just wants to feel special, and like he's the only one his partner has eyes for.

“i'll touch that fire for you i can't lose when i'm with you you just too important”

him as a boyfriend 3ofp, empr, 5ofw, emper 7ofp, hieroph, moon, pagofsw&8ofc

+ he will have your back, no matter what. very bold, protective and territorial. people probably won't dare messing with you, because everyone will know you're yeonjun's girl/boy, and you simply don't mess with them. i'm getting this huge dreamteam vibe from him and his partners. once he feels like you're worth it (he doesn't seem like the type to actually fall in love a lot) and he fully commits to you, he won't only be an assertive boyfriend, who probably won't let you leave his side, but he'll also care for you in a very sweet manner.. it'll probably surprise you to see him turn so soft sometimes. he'll get worried a lot, ask you if you're okay one too many times, probably smother you a little too much. he's a true lion when he's in love. - he'll be very traditionally minded. yeonjun will very much enjoy staying in this box of "assigned roles" and definitely not like stepping outside of that. there's also this lack of patience in him, where if he feels like you aren't it for him, he won't really be overly merciful to cut you off and walk away. a lot of it is rooted in deep insecurity though, leo's can have very big but frail egos that are scratched kinda easily. he can get too self-absorbed and not see your side of the story. if he feels you did him wrong, don't expect him to give you many chances to make things right again. he'll probably see himself too valuable for that, as arrogant as that might sound.

soobin capricorn venus

physical traits highpr, 2ofc, 3ofc, char

mysterious beauty. round and fuller face. gorgeous and dazzling eyes. dashing and blinding smile. beautiful laugh. (not physical but popped into my mind) curvaceous build. cancer risings.

personality traits 8ofw, death+lovers&knofp, knofw, temp, 6ofp, 6ofsw

soobin likes his partners to be very multi-facetted. while he likes them energetic and passionate on the hand, he doesn't like people beating around the bush and needs them to be direct, he also needs them to still be capable of balancing themselves out. someone who's emotionally mature, self-aware and adaptable. i can tell he's not someone for casual flings, and more of the relationship type. he wants his lovers to know their self worth, but also know when to give in and act in service for others. someone with a sincere and genuine nature, who's aware of what it takes to build a healthy and stable relationship, and has enough patience to take a slow but steady approach. he likes it when his lover knows when to give him space, but is also there for him when he needs them to. definitely a boyfriend with high standards.

“love the way you treat me you respect my time (..) you wanna spoil me treat me like a queen”

him as a boyfriend char, just&aceofp, hangm+sun, knofc, 2ofc knofw+queofc, kingofp, 9ofc, lovers

+ soobin will be a very grounded, fair and open minded boyfriend. someone who puts a lot of importance into balance and equality in relationships. although he can be quite straightforward in approaching you, you won't ever feel like he's trying to overpower you. there's this really tolerant and unbiased nature to him, where he'll be interested in understanding your point of view on things, and even see the difference in opinions as something precious. he'll like learning from you a lot, and make sure you know your feelings are valid, being of very empathetic nature. he can also be incredibly romantic, really sweep you off your feet and make you feel special. i can see him liking the traditional types of candlelit dinner dates a lot, and enjoying spending money on you. - though he's very mature, once he gets overwhelmed or loses composure, he can have his reckless moments where he acts without really thinking. since he'll put so much effort into getting to know you, there's also this feeling of exactly knowing what buttons to push in order to hurt you, and him using his emotional intelligence for his own selfish needs and to his advantage sometimes. he'll probably be aware that he went too far, but will struggle admitting it due to him still wanting to seem like the bigger guy in the scenario. he can also just get so overly invested in the relationship, that there's this sense of emotional attachment, that he probably also won't like making very obvious.

beomgyu aries venus

physical traits 9ofw, herm, queofw

unapproachable and cool aura. distant but deep gaze. eyes that penetrate your soul. (i keep feeling like he really likes pretty eyes) elegant and majestic movement. beautiful hands and nails. scorpio risings.

personality traits char, pagofc, queofc&8ofp&4ofsw, 2ofc&star

beomgyu likes boldness in his lovers. he'll find it very attractive if you make the first move and are direct in expressing your interest in him. he himself can be very straightforward and passionate in relationships, so he needs someone who can keep up with his dynamic character and won't fall short. still, he likes it when his partners are very sweet, romantic and emotionally intelligent too. someone with a patient, gentle and calm nature who's understanding and willing to put in effort to keep the relationship alive. he won't like it if you give up on him too quickly or make a fuss about everything. beomgyu wants someone persistent and strong, who believes in your relationship and knows how to manage obstacles without losing hope. someone honest who won't keep him guessing and illustrates their love and devotion for him in a clear manner.

“i'm a need you show me your broken heart and all your scars baby i'll take you as you are”

him as a boyfriend 3ofsw+2ofc, fool, 8ofsw&aceofc+7ofsw knofw, sun, 4ofc, world, death&4ofp

+ beomgyu is the type of boyfriend who wants both, an emotionally deep and special bond to his lover, but also enjoy a lot of fun and carefree times with them. there's this sense of "i wanna feel so comfortable and be so sure in you, that i can just let lose and not worry." at his best, he can be a very receptive and gentle boyfriend who's good at making you feel comfortable and safe. also very accepting, you don't have to worry about him judging you for your lower moments. he's a lover who'll want to bring a lot of positivity into his partner's life, whether that's through sweet, reassuring words of affirmation, or taking you with him to some exciting date. he wants to bond over each other's struggles and happinesses, make you feel like you have nothing to worry about whenever you're with him. like life is beautiful. - his down fall is, he can just get too impulsive and act in the heat of the moment. say mean things he didn't really mean, do things he didn't intend on doing. he can be prone to acting on his own desires solely and not considering his lover's needs. i also get this huge "my way" problem for him, where he'll probably rather die than admit he's wrong. it'll be pretty hard to fully resolve arguments with him, since he'll ignore the truth like his life depends on it. he'll just hate giving in, and not ever change his stance on anything. he can also have this huge shift between being very outspoken and direct, to suddenly caving in and not engaging with you at all. dating him will be a rollercoaster ride of emotions for sure.

taehyun aquarius venus

physical traits 2ofp, 4ofc, strength

harmonious and balanced features. effortless and nonchalant beauty. more casual and laidback way of dressing. beautiful hair. still stands out without trying. libra risings.

personality traits 2ofw, 2ofsw, queofp, 7ofprx, 10ofw+10ofc

taehyun likes his lover to be a very loyal, caring, patient and gentle person who knows when to give him space but still hold on and nurture the relationship beautifully. he needs someone understanding who won't get overly attached to him, as he feels it just causes this heavy weight on his shoulders he doesn't enjoy carrying. he wants a relationship that keeps blossoming and remains stable despite them not constantly being around each other, and therefore someone who can be okay with that. i can tell he just really likes non-dramatic, serene and down to earth people. he wants someone low-maintenance who doesn't burden him with heavy standards and is very accepting and kind. a lot of need for comfort and security.

“just one more time before float off in the wind i don't care how long it takes as long as i'm with you”

him as a boyfriend 9ofw&sun, emper, temp, world just+herm, 2ofw, 6ofsw, 4ofw, 9ofsw

+ although he's a very laidback boyfriend himself, there is this sense of duality between valuing peace and balance between him and his lover, but also making sure you know he's the one in charge. i can feel a lot of aquarius energy in him, but at the same time the scorpio moon really comes through with him actually taking relationships (surprisingly) very seriously. he can seem more aloof and detached, but when the time calls for it, you can be sure taehyun will make it known that you belong to him. "yes, of course you can go out by yourself, but.. you know i hate it when you're around that guy and don't pick up the phone." type of thing, where he just gets possessive out of nowhere. there is also this ability of his to break down walls and make you feel comfortable very easily. he knows what it's like to struggle with trust, so he's good at making people open up to him. - he can struggle between not wanting to feel constricted and still wanting his own life, but also feeling all paranoid and overthink. a very common trait for scorpio placements, is that they struggle with this deep rooted fear of abandonment. taehyun is prone to worrying things will just take a turn for the worse out of nowhere and get all invested in that thought. especially since he's aware he can get avoidant and have escapist tendencies. he can get worried he isn't good enough essentially, which can create problems, even in a seemingly perfect and happy environment. it's this vicious cycle of avoiding you -> fear he'll lose you -> pull away even more out of hurt -> deepens sadness.

huening kai libra venus

physical traits fool, 6ofc, 6ofw, 5ofp

unique features. soft and deliate expressions. easygoing and natural beauty. baby-faces. glamorous and fancy way of dressing. virgo risings.

personality traits pagofc, 4ofw, 3ofsw+aceofp&9ofc, 5ofw

kai likes people who are very sweet by nature and approach the world in a humble manner. he needs his partner to be the type of person who can see light in darkness, and has a positive effect on the people around them. since he can be a very sensitive person himself, he likes it when his lovers are understanding, but can also get him out of his head and help him move on, encourage him, see things in a different light. he's the type to need a lot of reassurance, so he'd want his partner to be someone who makes him feel safe, welcome and comfortable. he likes people who are loyal and dedicated, who will be there with him even through external forces standing in the way, whether that's other people or circumstances. another scorpio moon, another member who i feel like gets scared to get left behind by people precious to him.. 🥺

“i can tell that the water's clearer on the other side with you what would i do without someone like you?”

him as a boyfriend 8ofw, 9ofc, moon+4ofc&5ofp, 6ofc&3ofc, 10ofc kingofw&kingofc+8ofp&queofc, 7ofsw, 7ofw, 6ofp

+ kai is the type of boyfriend to value communication a lot, who won't beat around the bush and make you question him. i can see him just coming alive and feeling like his best self when he's in love, kinda like a kid who gets all excited to be with you and gets very talkative. a lot of talking about your days, sweet compliments, laughter, fun, warmth. he will want everything to be perfect. he'll wanna make you feel like you're in your dream relationship, and put almost too much pressure on himself to satisfy your needs. he'll reflect back on himself a lot, look back on his actions to make sure he's being the best boyfriend he can be for you. but kai will wanna be your best friend first, and make you feel like he's by your side throughout everything, whether that's your sadness or happiness. - there's still just a lot of growing up and maturing to do for him. however, since he's such a perfectionistic lover, hearing that he still has some areas he needs to work on relationship-wise, will probably make him feel pretty attacked. "i'm putting in so much effort and you're telling me i'm still lacking?" kinda thing, where it will hurt him, and he'll get defensive to hide that hurt. it'll be pretty contradictory to see him rating communication as so important, yet feeling offended over you pointing out anything negative. he will want to just give and pour his heart out for you and do sooo much for his lovers, that he can completely lose himself in that, and forget about his own interests and needs.

[princesssmars]

cuffing season

a jim hopper x reader fic

el has been begging hopper to go see a concert of some new up and coming artist. hopper doesnt get the hype until he finally hears you sing.

wc : 1.266

contains: reader is famous and kind of. an 80s sza i guess ??? idk u perform cuffin season and hopper is whipped.

- s/n : stage name -

a/n: as soon as i heard this song i think we all thought of him. confirmed byt the dozens of edits ive seen and shared so yall saw this coming. enjoy.

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hopper loved jane with all his heart. her entrance into his life gave a new meaning to his world; a new sense of purpose (even if he sometimes likes to act like an all-tough macho man, almost everyone he was close to saw him for the big softie at heart he was.)

but god damn was raising a teenage daughter hard.

he gave it his all and he could tell that she knew it, remembering to say thank you after every nice gesture. she often liked to throw in a little hug as well. he was lucky she was a sweetheart.

but of course given her upbringing in a government lab and being suddenly thrust into the modern world, she wanted more. she wanted to fit in.

so hop wasnt surprised when she asked to go to her first concert.

she had seen a commercial on the television for it at mikes house while hanging with the party, the artist being a woman called s/n who was going to perform some of her songs that had become very popular recently. hopper only listened to his favorite stations, so hes never heard of her songs on the radio.

but, it was the middle of fall nearing winter, and there wasnt much to do in hawkins this time of year, so he reluctantly agreed to drive jane and the party to indianapolis to go see the concert.

(hes barely able to survive the drive. he loves these kids but jeez could they talk about everything but nothing for hours.)

eventually they check in at their overnight hotel before heading to the outdoor venue, their seats being more near the stage.

(this trip cost quite a pretty penny but only the best he could get for them of course.)

its chilly and even snowing a bit but none of the people here even seem to mind, most on the edge of their seats while waiting for the show to start.

jane and max are excitedly whispering amongst themselves while the boys watch on and occasionally join in.

as the lights start to dim in preparation for the show, hopper catches dustin bouncing on the balls of his feet with a big smile on his face.

"what are you so giddy about? probably just gonna be some regurgitated pop songs..." hopper mumbles, confused at the boys excitement.

"no way! you obviously havent heard her most recent song. ever since it came out girls have been all over me. im dedicated to susie but its super cool."

hopper is about to ask him to elaborate when the screams of hundreds suddenly rings out, the lights on stage coming back up to officially start the performance.

when the lights turn on and the music starts, hopper can feel his breath get caught in his throat at the sight of you.

you, probably the most gorgeous woman hes ever seen, looking like an angel in a red fur coat ready to bless the masses. hes too busy staring straight at you that he barely registers your greeting to the audience, and only starts to pay attention when you start singing.

its cuffing season

and all the girls are leavin

to get a big boy

i need a big boy

give me a big boy

your lyrics and the confidence you give while saying them makes his face flush like a damn teenager. he cant remember the last time (or any time for that matter) where he heard a song targeting someone built like him, most songs in the radio desiring someone younger, thinner, and more muscular.

there are other woman singing/rapping along with you saying little jokes about bigger guys that granted do make him chuckle a bit. but even though your part in the song is small, he mostly keeps his eyes on you.

near what hes sure is the closing of the song, as you sing your repeated chorus and move along to the music, your eyes lock on his and his heart damn near stops when your smile widens after looking him up and down, singing while directing the lyrics to him.

its cuffin season

and now weve got a reason

to get a big boy

i want a big boy

give me a big, big, big boy

you wink at him before turning your attention back to the audience, wrapping up the song before continuing the rest. hopper feels a tugging on his arm, looking down at his beaming daughter who looks happier than hes ever seen her.

"shes so pretty! and i love her voice! isnt this so cool?!" she shouts over the music, slightly jumping up and down in excitement.

hopper smiles at her enjoyment, slightly chuckling along with her. "yeah, yeah shes cool, hon."

throughout the rest of the concert hopper finds himself enjoying it more and more, his eyes staying on you nearly the whole time. you make eye contact a few more times, and each time you send a flirtatious smile in his direction.

eventually the performance comes to a close, the kids still hyped and buzzing talking about their favorite parts. just as they're about to head out a security guard stops them.

"is there a problem? one of these kids didnt so something, did they?" jim asks, sending a pointed look in the kids direction, all of them standing still as statues.

"no, nothing wrong at all sir." the guard assures. "s/n is having a vip meet and greet backstage and invited your party to say hello and get some autographs."

hopper doent think hes ever seen the kids get so excited so quickly, but then again they were going to meet their first celebrity.

when its finally their time to meet you, you give them a great big smile and "hello!". you act so well with the kids, answering any question they have and taking a multitude of pictures. he stares on in fondness until you turn your attention to him.

"hi, your daughter told me your name is jim, right?"

"everyone just calls me hopper." he responds, trying to hide how hes slightly nervous in your presence. it was t everyday he met someone equally talented and drop dead gorgeous. "i uh...liked your song. the first one."

"mmm, pretty sure you more than liked it." you tease him, laughing when he looks away from you. "im glad you enjoyed it. me and my friends just wanted to show more love to guys of our type."

"your type huh? and im guessing by how you kept looking at me id fit in to your criteria?" he asks you bluntly, feeling proud when he sees you slightly flustered.

"youd more than fit, trust me-" youre blatant innuendo is cut off by your manager tapping you on the shoulder, whispering in your ear that you should start wrapping things up.

a deep sigh leaves you, sharing just another little moment with him before moving back to your table, writing something on a note and giving it to him with a smile.

he doesnt have time to look at it until later on during the drive home, most of the kids having tuckered themselves out from talking about the show and falling asleep one by one. he carefully pulls the note out of his jacket pocket, holding it in one hand while he drives with the harder.

its your name and number, with just a sentence of writing below them.

call me whenever youd like, big boy.

and in that moment, hopper has never been more grateful for his daughter.

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a/n: i dont have anything to say need him bad. bigger boys girls nd everyone in between we love yall. thanks for reading <3

[cosmal]

sza — send me a character and a concept and i’ll write some headcanons

OK HEAR ME OUT. what about rockstar!steve??? I’ve never seen anyone write for him before but he could def be the vocalist or drummer 🤞🏽

(also u can ignore this one if it’s too hard, hc’s are hard to write lmfao </3)

mal!!!! best idea ever. I feel like he'd definitely be vocalist. also bass player.

I feel like he'd have a very cocky personality at first because y'know... king steve. he's famous, of course, it's a definite ego boost.

then he meets you.

shy!reader x rockstar is definitely one of the best tropes idc.

you get hired as their makeup artist and every time you have to do his, he loves to say shit to make you squirm.

you're awfully close to my lips, love.

steve.

could kiss me if y'wanted to.

steve!

that's m'name. god, y'very jumpy.

eventually, he goes soft on you.

you're obviously at every show to do your job.

steve doesn't make it any easier for you, despite being his girlfriend.

what lipgloss are you wearing?

the one I always do.

can I have some?

you never want me to put stuff on your lips.

no, but I want you t'kiss me.

jesus christ.

he also knows that, despite being a full-time makeup artist, you've never travelled across the world with a rock band before.

he knows when you get burnt out.

go lie down, sweetheart.

you go on in an hour, I need to get your makeup done.

get someone else on your team to do it.

you hate anyone else doing it.

I'll do it, then.

steve.

y/n...

eventually, you find yourself on his tour bus between stops instead of your own van.

you share a tiny bed and steve loves it.

he holds you close when travelling, always making sure you're on the side with the wall. you've had to cover up a few bruises over the months from him falling out of bed.

still, when you're at a long stop he insists on putting you up in a big hotel room.

i'm fine in my van.

no, you're staying in a hotel. I'm not having you in that tiny thing.

steve...

I'm sorry, but there's a huge bed we can break in once the show's over.

steve!!!!

sorry, baby.

when you can you stay backstage between sets to give him good luck kisses!!!! his bandmates tease him to death for it but he loves it.

she's m'goodluck charm >:((((

I'm also your girlfriend.

exactly. that's why I love you.

really, steve is a big hard rockstar on stage.

but behind the scenes, he's a cheeky soft boy who loves his shy girlfriend to death.

[madame-bavarian-cream]

AOT characters and music they’d listen to:

feat. Levi, Mikasa, Eren, Jean, Erwin, Hange, Armin, Sasha, Connie

But it’s really specific and not at all based off of people i know 😀 (i never ever do this but it was a thought that wouldnt leave me alone).

Eren: 

i’m sorry am I supposed to believe this dumb mf doesn’t listen to only tiktok songs w/o any awareness of him doing it???? He’ll be like “hey have you heard this new song?” 😄😄and its just an edited version of a song made by the neighbourhood years ago 😕 PLSSS sir diversify your tastes!!! he obsessively listened to that “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” song unironically. Before tiktok, he would only listen to music on that Top50 spotify playlists and the only playlists he had saved outside of it was one mikasa made for him. 😐😐 Also he hasn’t listened to the sza album and thinks the big boys song is on it (keep up 😤😤😤)

Levi:

i was so close to just saying he doesn’t listen to anything “why do u need music when you can just appreciate the silence??” BECAUSE SIR music sounds GOOD!!! 🤨🤨this is why i’d think he’d listen to shit like Kaleo?!?!?! 😭😭😭 idek just something that litterally does not evoke a single emotion . its just like . there . He probably might listen to the lumineers on occasion (ik theyre really good don’t come at me🫣🫣) poor bb would probably like heavy metal if somebody ELSE played it for him (he would never admit to it tho) bc its something Kenny used to play when he was younger but never asked him what kind of music it was to search it up himself. 🥺🥺

Mikasa: 

my sweet girl. :( she is a fiend!! she is a pinchrest, lana del rey, mitski, rina, bjork, tv girl, marina girly thru and thru🤩🤩(im not pulling this from my spotify i sweAR) shes so deadfaced about it. she shits on all those weird coquette girlies tho!! (as she should queen!!!) Never will admit to listening to it tho, and not because she’s embarrassed but because she doesn’t want anyone thinking she relates to the themes/subject matter (bbg why are you lying🥲🥲) But that’s okay because we can consume art critically! 😁😁😀

Jean:

oh dear god. save this white man pls. 😢😢ok okok he actually has pretty good taste in music. hes the type that argues “i love all kinds of music just not country” (but ya know hes singing along to 9 to 5 everytime it plays on shuffle🤭🤭) he’s also very idgaf with the type of music he listens to and for that reason he’ll put you onto amazing artists!!! I feel like he listens to a lot of Omar Apollo, Sega Bodega, Dominic Fike, idkkk. He also listens to A LOT of Brent Faiyaz, the weeknd, and Gunna.😍😍BUTT I also will die on this hill that he used to love Eminem and would memorize all the lyrics (jeanboy is the real slim shady)😙 i luv him, he burns cds for all his friends (yes eren too) but will hand them off so nonchalantly and will be so careful in making the order of the tracks (yes eren too) and everyone will mock him for being so loving (yes eren too). Anyways I headcanon that jean is very very open with giving out all his love to his friends, always hosting everyone (yes eren too), wears his heart on his sleeves, tells his mom every little detail about them, and has the entire checklist for being a good friend down. anyways this isn’t unfortunately a jean post :( i luv him so much actually. also a big radiohead fan for some reason !😝😝

Hange:

I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE!!!!!! hange has the best music taste and nobody expects it . (except me duh because i luv hange so so so so much 🤨) hange listens to what spotify categorizes as escape room music on their spotify wrapped. They listen to Eartheater, arca, bjork, coucou chloe, kilo kish, dorian electra, UGH I JUST CANT NOT ARGUE THIS ENOUGH!!! 👹👹hange’s dragging erwin and levi to the concerts and erwin’s grandpa ass is so enthusiastic for no reason (go white man go 🤠🤠) but like thats not all?? they also listen to artists like sevdaliza, florence, caroline polachek!!! HANGE LOVES WOMEN!!!! 😤FKA TWIGS, iamamiwhoami, kelela, kelsey lu :)))))) i feel like hange just loves :( it started out with trying to annoy levi with the weirdest sounding music ever but it turned out,,,,they really liked this kinda music (thx levi) Now he’s stuck with all their car rides consisting of hange whispering eartheater songs in his ear from the passengers seat right next to his ear. (also obsessed with any song they can gather people to dance along with #justdanceking) 🤞🤞

Erwin: 

erwin’s weird. he’s a weirdo. in case ya haven’t noticed. 😭😭 idk why his is so hard to think of??? He’s an unironic Rosalía stan and claims he luvs latina singers!! 😡😡i hate him so much. ok ok ok he’s a mariah carey, whitney houston, beyoncé, fan. He also loves like 2010s girl group music like fifth harmony, little mix, etcetera. 😫He cries to aretha franklin and nina simone. but he also knows the verses to Nicki’s songs :) i love him so much. ❤️

Sasha + Connie: 

they listen to the same music idc idc! Bad bunny, playboi carti, the weeknd. Connie went thru a bart simpson vapor wave/juice wrld phase. 😐😐😐He wouldve still been posting about XXXtentacion if Sasha didn’t smack some sense into him 😠😠(everyone say thank you sasha) Sasha also listens to lots of Britney i havta say! also loved the neighbourhood, arctic monkeys, etc growing up. I luv her so much 🤭🤭

Armin: 

my sweet darling boy grew up listening to emo rock and goth rock growing up. he hid it from everyone tho! instead he listened it to full blast on his headphones for hours at night and thats why today he says “huh.” 😕after every sentence someone says :/ hes grown out of it now but he still can belt out the lyrics to black parade anyday! went crazy over King for a Day bc Kellin Quinn AND Pierce the Veil?!?!?!😳😳 Now he loves screaming along in eren’s ear! 🤪🤪

[godcheckslikes]

jan 13

It was a rough week.

The break-up was Tuesday morning, and getting through that day without crying at my desk was a challenge. I even ended up “working from home” the rest of the week because I was so depressed.

I had planned to take part in dry January. I didn’t tell anyone, because honestly I didn’t and still don’t want people knowing that I’m trying to cut back on drinking. No one would probably say anything, but that’s because no one knows how bad it actually is.

I was proud of myself for not drinking as soon as I got home Tuesday. Even more proud of myself for not drinking all day long Wednesday and Thursday. Though it was in my fridge the whole time, I didn’t reach for a drink until Friday around 9pm.

I’d gone grocery shopping, donated some old clothes, rearranged some wall décor, and finished some projects I’d been meaning to do around my apartment. I even made myself a healthy dinner of chicken lettuce wraps. (Who is she?)  I was feeling more like my independent self, so I rewarded myself with a singular Palm Bay.

I don’t know if it was the lack of carbs or the lack of alcohol in my system for once, but after a few sips I started feeling even more like myself. I went online to my favourite dating site and checked my messages.

I had a simple “hello” message from a man who then asked if I was free tonight. He was surprisingly in my city for the night for work and was feeling spontaneous, and my old(ish) reckless ways bubbled to the surface. We only exchanged about 10 messages altogether, but it ended with me chugging the Palm Bay while I curled my hair.

He ubered me to his hotel and asked if I wanted to go up to the room first or go for drinks. I tend to some liquid courage in order to talk to anyone new one-on-one and face-to-face, so I told him I was thirsty and we walked around the corner to a restaurant/bar. We each knocked back four beers while talking about our lives, our similarities, our differences.

I always hate when you get out of a relationship and go from talking about your deepest and strangest thoughts, your wildest hopes and dreams, and your most intimate fears and desires - to talking about your favourite colour, or your last vacation, or what hockey team your root for. It’s not that I don’t like meeting new people and learning about them, it just feels like a daunting task sometimes.

But I actually had a really great time. One perk of dating sugar daddies is they do tend to have amazing stories and life experiences. They’ve been to countries I’ve never heard of, met people I’ve always wanted to, and they offer to take me next time. I haven’t followed up on any offers yet, but I hope to meet someone who will share some of that with me.

A misconception I’ve noticed about sugar daddy dating is that the men are all old, fat, smelly, and ugly. People call them pervs and creeps and NO DOUBT some are – maybe even most – but the men I’ve met have been good looking guys, maybe a few pounds overweight but hey so am I. (I need a big boy, anyways, according to SZA.)

Anyways, I have another date on Tuesday with someone else who IS a big boy. Wish me luck!

[gifsofhubris]

All I can think of rn is SZAs “big boys”

Also side note: I feel like Harding radiates such polar bear energy. I would say grizzly but bc he’s clean shaven (and also bald 😅) always wears the white coat, known to be ‘cold’… etc.

he just seems so?? Polar bear-ish 🐻‍❄️

thoughts?

I need a big boy body, like a bouncer Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster Get in the bed and he gonna do me right And when we all done he gonna snore all night And then he stops Hey, babe Did this man just die?

I cannot stop laughing about this song Holy shit

But yes, yes I agree: Harding's got full Polar Bear energy.

Rare footage of Harding after a 311

[crimnalseung]

i need a big boy | p. jy

pairing. bf!jay x fem!reader

sypnosis. having a boyfriend meant that he’d like to do a lot of boyish things, especially going to the gym to workout. jay comes home in a sleeveless tank, what happens to you then?

genre. smut (mdni!!) & some fluff

wc. 2.0+k

warnings. smut with plot (not really), softdom!jay & sub!reader, making out, oral (f. receiving), unprotected sex (naur!), squirting, creampie, cursing, fingering, praising, dirty talk , sweet talk, the love between you and jay is very soft

authors note. jay drabble! also got inspired by that one song from sza’s snl episode & from the bunch of enha edits w that sound (the color contrast between this post and my other one😭)

you were currently sitting on the couch in the living room watching tv, waiting for jay to come back home from the gym. sometimes you feel guilty that you should also go to the gym too since jay puts so much effort into it compared to you. jay has made such great progress within his workouts. of course you’d never miss the chance to see that change with muscles. seeing his grind with the gym always makes you smile since he enjoys it that much.

the sounds of the fronts doors keyhole could be heard. it must meant that he’s finally back. jay came in the door, still facing your back. once you heard footsteps, you immediately rose up from your seat and walked towards him.

“you’re home!” without looking his outfit well enough, you wrapped your arms around his neck as you tippy toed.

“i was only gone for an hour and a half, y/n. missed me that much?” he chuckled into your ear. you pulled away from him and gazed down at his chest. the way his bare arms showed his prominent muscles made your face freeze up. jay slowly smiled once realizing what you were looking at.

you snapped out of it before talking again. “what can i say? i missed my boyfriend even if it was a short amount of time.”

jay dropped his bag on the floor and grabbed your arm into an embrace. “mm, you’re right. i missed you too.” he smelled like sweat, but you didn’t mind at all since jay was in your arms. he continued hugging you, swaying side to side before he parted his head from you.

“i’ll go shower hm? i stink.” jays laughter filled your ears before letting him leave your eyes to go to the bathroom.

plopping yourself back on the couch, all you thought about was the way jays muscles glistened. the sleeveless shirt he wore made you weak in the knees. how could anyone ignore those biceps? you thought about all the ways you would hold his arms, to have them wrap around your waist, or to have his hands on yours. you’ve never been too selfish with your relationship with jay, so you didn’t want to tell him to kiss you or anything like that straight up.

jays a wonderful man with so much respect. you remembered when the two of you had sex for the first time that he was so gentle and asked for your consent multiple times. who would know the expression on jays face if you were to tell him to have sex with you right now.

you got up and headed to your guys bedroom only to find jay wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. your mouth dropped seeing his well toned abs and just his whole upper region.

my big boy.

jay smiled as he ruffled his wet hair with his hand. he probably wasn’t even wearing under the towel placed on his hips. “something wrong?” he asked you, obviously noticing your stare at him.

you shook you head at him. “nothings wrong, it’s just..” you trailed off with your words and your eyes moved from his abs to his eyes. “your body muscles are so nice. i love a big boy.” you softly smiled, rubbing your hand on his arm.

“big boy?” his eyebrow raised with a painted smirk onto his face.

“mhm, look at how big your arms got.” you smiled, squeezing his arms and making him flex them. jay looked so good you could actually drool. but then you remembered, the only thing he had on was a towel. he gazed down at you sincerely, eyes wondering all over your facial features.

you tilted your head up at him, looking in his eyes, switching from his right to left one. “jay..” he hummed as a response.

“kiss me, please.”

he smashed his lips onto yours, having the erratic feeling of desire. he received the message your eyes were trying to tell him. jays hands were placed on your jawline, tilting his head. as you intertwined your tongue with his, jays hands moved from your face, sliding down your curves, and to groping your ass.

jay lifted you up, carrying you as you leaned down to continue kissing him. you were surprised at how well the towel around his waist stayed on. he lead you to your bed and placed a hand behind your head as he laid you down. while he had his lips glued to yours, you took the time to unbutton your pajama top. he opened his eyes and helped you throw your shirt somewhere across the room.

you tangled your hands into his still damp hair. the both of you let out small groans from all the tension. he started his down to your neck and chest, placing wet kisses. “so pretty for me.” he said quietly, with his hands reaching for your breasts and massaging them.

“can i take these off?” jay asked, staring at your bottoms. you nodded at him as he quickly placed his hands on the hem of your pants and took them off slowly. that’s what you liked about having sex with him, he didn’t force you to use your words.

he placed kisses all around your thighs. you were soaked and he obviously noticed that from the wet patch on your underwear. he started kissing your clothed cunt, receiving a sharp moan from you. jay dragged your underwear off and groaned from the sight of of your pussy. god, he looked so hot. he smashed his lips onto your cunt, licking all parts inside. “oh!” you held onto his hair and arched your back.

the lewd noises his mouth and your pussy made were enough for your eyes to close. he’d eye you to make sure you’re okay. your legs were so close to clamping down on his head but he held you legs strongly with his arms. that was another benefit from going to the gym.

“taste so good, y/n.” you heard his words muffled from clenching so hard. he sticked his tongue in your hole making you gasp for air. “ah jay! nghh!”

he removed his mouth from your cunt seeing you struggle so much. that didn’t mean he would stop though. jay added a finger inside your wet hole. he was flicking his finger back and forth as you gripped onto the bedsheets. “god, you are so wet.”

“you did this jay. you j- just looked so hot, ugh f- fuck!” he was doing double the work with two fingers inside you now and his other hand rubbing your clit.

“y- you feel so good.” he smirked, hearing your barely audible comment. “i know, baby. clenching so much on my fingers.” he kissed your thigh areas.

“you’re making me so hard right now with how hot you look y/n.” and yet the towel around his waist still wasn’t off. a huge bulge on the cloth was so visible. you bit your lips and tried keeping yourself composed but being eaten out by him has never felt this way before. “m- more please.” his fingers parted away from your cunt and his mouth took over again.

you were angling your hips to his mouth. your legs were not moving anywhere as he had locked them into the hold of his muslces.

“aghh.. so close, jay.” you couldn’t even look at him because of how much pleasure you were receiving. his thumb on your clit started moving faster along with his tongue.

“cum on my tongue y/n.” the recognizable sensation is what you felt down there. you were so close to releasing everything. “ngh! s- shit! i’m gonna-”

“ahh! o- oh god!” you squirted without realizing it. it was until you opened your eyes and saw jays lower area of his face dripping. of course you panicked, you’ve never did that before with him and felt embarrassed, thinking he would be disgusted.

“oh my god, jay i’m so sorr-” he shut your lips by placing his on yours, not wasting any second to explore your mouth.

“that was the hottest thing you could’ve ever done. don’t apologize, hm?” he smiled at you, reassuring the situation. jay moaned deeply as he grinded towards your hips. you tasted yourself from jays wet lips. staring at his towel, his cock definitely wanted to be released. his growing bulge became more evident as he the friction between his hips and you rose up.

“can i suck you off, please?” jays lips turned up hearing your innocent beg.

he sighed at his bulge being so close to your hips. “baby, as much as i want you to, i’m afraid i’m gonna cum just by looking at you.” heat rose to your cheeks, you would have never thought to hear such a thing from him. jay was in crave of sex too.

he finally removed the white towel from his waist, revealing his thick girth standing high and proud. you gulped at the sight of precum leaking from the tip and how red raging it looked. jay tried reaching over to the nightstand to get a condom, but you stopped his actions. “do it raw, please.” with your quiet yet pleading voice, he clenched his jaw.

“fuck, okay.” he took ahold of his cock and swiped it back and forth on your folds. you both hummed and clenched around nothing. your folds were so wet from your arousal and gave him easy access to your hole.

jay took captive of your lips as he pushed everything in all at once. “aghh!” your mouth opened and prevented him from actually kissing you so he placed wet kisses down on your neck. you felt his length twitch inside even after just being inserted in. “shit, h- how are you still so tight?”

“jay-ah, faster please.” your legs wrapped around his hips, pushing them towards you. you rubbed your hands all over his arms feeling his muslces.

“yeah?” like an animal, he started pounding you faster and faster. he was a moaning mess. “ngh y/n, feels so fucking good.” the wet sounds and sounds of both your hips slamming together were echoing in the room. he gripped onto the headboard with one hand and had the other pinning your hand down onto the bed.

“so good, love your dick so much! nghh!” you vocalized your saying, feeling every inch of his dick hit your cervix. eyes were rolled back, mouth couldn’t help but stay open, and you were so close to your edge.

his breathing was heavy as it filled your ears. everytime you opened your eyes, you’d see his necklace dangling in front of your face. that only turned you in more. “b- baby, i’m close.” you told him, immediately running out of air. fuck the condom, going in raw was so much better. “me too, y/n.”

jays thrusting began to decrease and started slowly hitting all the right spots. “ah fuck.”

“c’mon baby, come with me.” his dick twitched like crazy and you arched your back so much. “nghh! f- fuck!” your eyes were shut as you released your orgasm. he panted heavily, spilling all his cum into you.

jay gently removed his cock from your cunt, seeing so much white liquid on it. you pulled him down to kiss him more and he grabbed you into his arms on the bed. your legs felt sore but that didn’t stop you from wrapping your legs on his body. you both giggled at each other once seeing your faces so close. “i love my big boy.” you moved some strands of his hair.

“that was so good.” jay spoke, tucking your head into his chest. your hand was placed on his peck as you hummed.

“sorry.. now you need to shower again.” you peeked up to find him smiling. “that’s okay, at least we can shower together now.” you sat up seeing all your clothing on the floor. jay gradually got up and walked towards the bathroom.

“come on, won’t you let me scrub you?” he said, right at the bathroom door. you laughed, jumping up to grab his hand and lead both of you to the shower.

“no funny business! okay?”

let’s just say.. jay decided he wasn’t finished with you.

[deadcactuswalking]

REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 18/02/2023 (Linkin Park, Central Cee, Lovejoy)

For a fifth consecutive week, “Flowers” by Miley Cyrus is #1 on the UK Singles Chart. Welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS!

Rundown

As always, we start with the notable dropouts – songs exiting the UK Top 75, which is what I cover, after five weeks in the region or a peak in the top 40. This week, the list includes both some more recent tracks like “Nonsense” by Sabrina Carpenter, “Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 53” by Bizarrap and Shakira, “About You” by The 1975 and “snowfall” by Oneheart and reidenshi as well as some more long-term hits like “Moving All Around (Jumpin’)” by Schak featuring Kim English, “Rocket Science” by Clavish featuring D-Block Europe, “How Do I Say Goodbye” by Dean Lewis, “Mockingbird” by Eminem and finally, “All for You” by Cian Ducrot.

What’s filling up the blanks? Well, there are some returning entries, all of which are older songs just popping back up like “Someone You Loved” by Lewis Capaldi at #75, “Shivers” by Ed Sheeran at #69, “go” by Cat Burns at #64 (potentially the BRITs helped with these) as well as “When I Was Your Man” by Bruno Mars getting viral traction back to #50. The song originally peaked at #2 here in 2013, so I doubt its second run will reach those heights. This also brings us to our notable gains, which have some relation to the ever-disappointing BRIT Awards but also more general streaming gains. The gains this week include “Until I Found You” by Stephen Sanchez at #67, “Oh Baby” by Nathan Dawe and Bru-C featuring bshp and Issey Cross at #54, “Rush” by Ayra Starr at #44, “Just Wanna Rock” by Lil Uzi Vert at #41, “Never Not Gonna Dance Again” by P!nk at #40, “Forget Me” by Lewis Capaldi at #37, “Us Against the World” by Strandz at #27 – that’s a surprising amount of traction for that song since its debut, and it is likely to increase with the Digga D remix – “ceilings” by Lizzy McAlpine at #21, “Green Green Grass” by George Ezra at #14 and finally, Harry Styles reaped the benefits of his BRITs winnings with “Music for a Sushi Restaurant” at #57 and “As it Was” all the way back up to #7, because that song having a resurgence is definitely just what we needed.

Elsewhere in the top 10, we have our top five and it’s pretty predictable: “Sure Thing” by Miguel is at #5, “Kill Bill” by SZA is at #4, PinkPantheress gains up to #3 with “Boy’s a liar”, and we have the duo of “Escapism.” by RAYE featuring 070 Shake at #2 and of course, “Flowers” at #1. We have an interesting batch of new arrivals to look at next, most of which shouldn’t be unfamiliar names or faces, so I suppose let’s just get right into them.

NEW ARRIVALS

#74 – “Running out of Time” – Paramore

Produced by Carlos de la Garza

I’ve yet to hear the new Paramore record, This is Why, which of course debuted at #1 on the albums chart, and I’m not sure when I will because whilst I’ve heard decent reviews, I’m not that big of a fan when it comes to the singles they’ve released thus far. Will this be the one to convince me? Well, the song is one I can relate to when it comes to struggling to make time for anything other than the best intentions: “running out of time” is more running out of energy to focus on certain things at once, so a lot flies by the wayside. The lyrics detail a pretty disastrous daily routine over a jerky post-punk groove and pretty detailed guitar work that still ends up sounding quite of flat once we get to the chorus. Sure, there’s a drive to the riff, however staccato, but not enough when you have a refrain that is purely that one desperate excuse. It feels a bit too steady for a song which has content so outside of the lead vocalist’s control. Hayley Williams is as always an incredibly expressive vocalist with slightly on-the-nose lyrics, but outside of the almost universal feeling I get from this, I can’t say I dig it as much as I want to. This is the best single from the album I’ve heard so far, probably because it feels the most complete, but I still feel like there’s just a little something missing is all, and when Hayley’s putting in all the effort in the world with her vocals and songwriting, it seems especially disappointing that the band behind her is not exactly contributing in a way that feels like it fits the vision of her lyrics and performance.

#66 – “Special” – Lizzo

Produced by Ian Kirkpatrick, Max Martin, Pop Wansel and Daoud

To my surprise, Lizzo is still promoting this album, with the title track now getting a single release particularly due to a remix which for some reason is not credited on the Official Charts Company website when it is the only version getting a single push. I suppose I’ll have to cover the original version here, then. Like with most of LIzzo’s music, it’s definitely well-intended, basing the motivation in her own story, even if the narrative seems a bit clunky, but to be completely honest, this sounds terrible. The horns are as farty and plastic as they’ve ever sounded, and Lizzo is pushed so forward into the mix sometimes that her presence feels particularly overwhelming, especially when it follows the same spiteful self-motivation arc that a lot of these recent singles have had, which has never seemed particularly likeable to me, especially because it’s sugar-coated in an annoying empowering chorus wherein Lizzo seems unsure of her own lead melody, dressed in “luxurious” strings if your definition of luxurious was written by DJ Khaled. The drums are really weak in the chorus too, with the stiff R&B groove that barely registers as “alive” in the first place being completely drowned out. Then there’s the anger against cancel culture in the second verse which seems completely misplaced, especially because – I’ll say it again and again – it doesn’t exist, and if it does, it’s on the right wing. It’s a completely unnecessary and odd verse to place in there, and I feel like it both says nothing and doesn’t go far enough, making it occupy this awkward spot between being too abrasive for the song and sliding in there more subtly. The remix with SZA gets rid of the FIRST verse – you know, the only good part of the song – leaves the random bitterness in the second verse, and keeps pretty much everything else that made this insufferable, with SZA’s contributions mostly being backing vocals, and whilst she’s a more convincing presence than Lizzo – which is saying something – I’m still absolutely not on board with this. It’s just frustrating in a particularly annoying way because all intentions seem to be good with this one, but the song just sucks ass. I’m sorry.

#62 – “Love You Anyway” – Luke Combs

Produced by Luke Combs

It seems that if the UK is deciding on a token country star to prop up this side of the Atlantic, it’s going to be Luke Combs, and I’m not exactly complaining about that choice but it is strange to see a new country single find itself in the UK Top 75 this quickly. This particular song is entirely self-written and self-produced by Combs himself, and sadly, it kind of falls flat for me. I like the more organic sounds backing the typical country pedal-steel but the drums sound a bit too canned and as a result the song ends up being a bit of a slog despite the fact that it’s supposed to be a lovely ballad about how that nothing Combs’ partner could do would make him stop loving her. It’s a cute, well-written song, but I feel like its real place may not be on the charts but in a karaoke bar in Nashville. Thinking about that setting actually made me like the song a bit more: it has a “wham line” but it doesn’t emphasise it as much as it emphasises the entire chorus, so I feel like drinks are in hand and said hands are swaying in the air. With some better production, this could feel really transcendent, but as is, it offers a nostalgic enough vibe and the typical Luke Combs honesty and for that, it works well enough. I still like it.

#60 – “Here” – Tom Grennan

Produced by Jordan Riley, Lewis Thompson, LOSTBOY and Tom Grennan

I am still waiting for the moment that Tom Grennan releases a song that I actually like. That seems mean-spirited but the guy is so close to making music that is well up my alley... and he just doesn’t. “All These Nights” got really close – and honestly, I return to it more than I’d like to admit – but maybe with this new track, which he could have had more involvement with since it’s partly self-produced, he’s going to finally get there because I desperately want to like this guy. You know, it’s not the ideal sound I want to hear Tom Grennan over – 80s pop rock is still the play – but I... kind of love this? Sure, it’s faceless, with the odd vocal mix that is way too compressed and starts off with a really awkward intro, and the piano sounds like Downtown Abbey stock music, but Grennan brings his typical passion in a way that particularly hits this time around. Whatever he’s singing, it will always sound sincere coming from such a gruff yet waivering voice as Grennan’s, and given that this song is about pure love and devotion, him standing confidently amidst misty strings and a droning bass in that first chorus really caught me off guard. Then once the drums come in, they sound typical and digital, sure, but the echoing mix, alongside those backing vocal harmonies, make the song feel absolutely mountainous. Naturally, I’d prefer some real instruments rather than a rattling trap hi-hat in the chorus and bridge for some reason, as this really is a song that needs an organic grit to work as well as it can... but even with the trap drums and processed vocals, that final chorus hits hard and the droning confidence of the song feels like a mantra, with a gorgeous piano outro that kind of convinced me that this is also very, very close to actually being great. Come on, Tom, man, you’re nearly there! You’re getting closer and closer!

#45 – “If We Ever Broke Up” – Mae Stephens

Produced by Morgan Avenue

Another week, another young singer-songwriter with a semi-viral breakout single... yet this one is different because yes, ladies and gentlemen, Mae Stephens is from Kettering. North Northamptonshire stand up as we finally have some representation on the pop charts. On another note, the song is ass: its main motif is clunky and hard to follow, simultaneously not allowing for a nuanced perspective whilst also not allowing for an emotive performance, Stephens sounds half-dead for most of the song, leading to an even number performance on a disco beat that drags its feet through gross synth leads and a bassline that deserves more, with an attitude to composition that would be fun and impromptu if the song didn’t end abruptly without climax or if you know, anyone involved was actually alive because this sounds like it was made by a board room of corpses who have been reconfigured by AI to discern what the youths want to hear and produce some kind of posthumous-sounding pop hit for TikTok. With all that said, Mae, hey, I am just someone with a blog so if you see me in the street in the next couple months, which is actually a decent probability for once on this show, please understand that I do not mean any harm. Listen, at least you don’t get the treatment I give... certain acts on this blog. For example:

#32 – “Call Me What You Like” – Lovejoy

Produced by Dan Priddy and Mark Crew

It’s official: Minecraft YouTuber indie rock is here to stay. To be fair to Mr. Soot and his group of strapping young heartthrobs, I think they’re defined more by this band now than they are Creepers and Endermen, but if you start as a Minecraft YouTuber, as far as I’m concerned, you die a Minecraft YouTuber. When you start the song with “I never was a fan of the Internet”, I’m not sure if you’re even trying to hide it. As for the song’s quality, I actually think the lead despondent riff is pretty catchy and the drum production is genuinely excellent as it has enough aggression and violence when it comes in for the chorus but it never gets muddy, and you can hear every lift, every hit: it hits particularly hard against the fuzz of guitars that also sounds excellent: the lone squeal of one of the guitars parallels Soot’s falsetto in the chorus and oh, my God, I think I like this song. As for the content, it’s more barely witty self-deprecation, this time regarding his insecurity about what value he holds in a relationship, to the point where he’s basically accusing her of cheating, but it never really comes off as repulsive because he’s very aware of how slimey he’s being. The chorus is never anything other than awkward and the bridge is literally a goofy spoken word monologue about how much of a dumbass he is that is wonderfully 1980s and somehow 1920s at the same time. By the end of the song, it’s hard to believe he’s directing any of this towards his partner anyway, as his irrationality has clouded way too much of his judgement for it to be any more than self-contained frustration, which hits particularly hard with the tried-and-true half time drums on the final chorus. If Lovejoy are going to take more risks as well as having consistently excellent production and mixing for this specific niche, I’m excited to hear what they come up with next. Genuinely, I never thought I’d say that.

#31 – “Me & You” – Central Cee

Produced by E.Y. and RazorOnTheTrack

Alright, I’ll bite: what nostalgic track does this one sample? Well, this time, it’s not even original: not only have Lil Wayne and Young Thug flipped it, but fellow UK rapper Not3s took the Donell Jones sample of “Shorty (Got Her Eyes on Me)” less than two years ago. “Shorty” peaked at #19 here in the UK and was the 1999 follow-up to his only major hit, “U Know What’s Up”, one of the catchiest R&B songs of the 1990s. Sadly, MIST already took “U Know What’s Up” so Cench settled for seconds and this is genuinely awful. I know that’s what Central Cee does now: sample something recognisable under a drill beat and it doesn’t need to be good because it’s a joke song, and as long as he does some kind of playful flip of the sample and adds enough of his ad-libs, it’ll chart. That doesn’t mean it’s any less lazy even if it is his schtick. The sample is so badly mastered that the guitar sounds like came from an AI stem-splitter and Cench tries to play with a vocal loop of Donell Jones by allowing it to complete his sentence but the chipmunk distortion makes it basically indecipherable so he just sounds awkward as all Hell. The percussion is oddly gross and cheap-sounding this time around too, and Cench’s vocal mix is terrible, and that’s before even considering the lyrical content... and honestly, I don’t want to. It’s a gross two verses of desperate guilt-tripping, misguided and clunky analogies and then apologia for his own terrible actions, even cutting in a reference to his “Doja” song by saying he didn’t mean the infamous line in a “degrading way”. Hell, the vocal mix sounds particularly bad on that line so my guess is that he saw this wasn’t going to do as well because it was utter garbage and threw that line in there as a last resort to ensure it got into the top 40. Whatever goodwill I had for Central Cee on the back of a few good songs has been sucked dry with his recent string of singles because not only is the consent absolutely rife with manipulation alongside the flexes, the beats just get lazier and lazier, and no one around him is telling him no. So whilst I know he absolutely isn’t reading this, I’m going to tell him no: think about it in a business way. Sample drill isn’t sustainable – Cench made a song about manipulating his girlfriend, calling her an “endangered species” and then tripling down on the stupidest rap line of 2022... just for Donell Jones to reap all the profits. At least he knows what’s up.

#18 – “Lost” – Linkin Park

Produced by Don Gilmore, Chester Bennington, Dave Farrell, Mike Shinoda, Brad Delson, Mr. Hahn and Rob Bourdon

I like Linkin Park. I know that’s the coldest take of all time but Chester Bennington was really something special when it came to dynamic vocalists, and the band around him kept on changing their sound to mixed results but always with the same degree of passion, of which I’m glad is living on through these anniversary releases. Last time they celebrated the anniversary of Hybrid Theory, they released what may be one of my favourite Linkin Park songs ever, “She Couldn’t”, as a previously unreleased single, which sadly didn’t chart despite being one of their most resonant and heartbreaking songs ever. As I get older, I tend to prefer their more lowkey, reflective moments like that song but the crushing nu-metal they’re known for is what’ll get them to chart, and naturally, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Meteora, we have the previously unreleased “Lost”. Since 2003, when a five-second clip of Chester singing became a staple of Linkin Park fans’ wishlists, and the song had been constantly teased until finally, 20 years later, the holy grail is officially out. Was it worth the wait? Well, for devoted fans, I imagine that this is a relief of great proportions. For me, I love the dated industrial bleeping that was typical of this era of LP, and I almost wish all of the song functioned in this electropop model, because the turntablism, Shinoda’s echoing paranoia and incredible synths sound a lot better to me when not crushed under grovelling nu-metal, especially for a song about feeling lost and uncertain, wherein a looming paranoia seems more fitting than aggressive cathartic release. I can tell why this was never officially released – Chester’s vocal doesn’t sound final, the lyrics are a bit vaguer and incomplete, especially the really repetitious bridge, but it’s close. He’s as expressive as ever, especially on that chorus, and hearing Chester in any context posthumously hits in a specific way... but for someone who’s not a super-fan, it just can’t hit the same as someone who’s been following the song’s release for as long as it’s been known about. For some fans, this’ll mean the world, and I can’t take anything away from that.

Conclusion

This was a... mixed bag at least. Thankfully, there’s enough that’s decent here to balance out some of the outright garbage. Best of the Week goes to Lovejoy of all people for “Call Me What You Like”, which is a surprise for me, with Honourable Mention being kind of a toss-up but I think I’m particularly fond of Luke Combs’ “Love You Anyway”. As for the Worst of the Week, Central Cee takes it expeditiously for the disgraceful “Me & You”, with a Dishonourable Mention for “Special” by Lizzo which is again well-intentioned but sounds horrible in most aspects that aren’t SZA, and she’s not even on the original version. As for what’s next on the horizon, I have no idea, but thank you for reading and I’ll see you next week!

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yourinstagram Maths say 1,440 hours of writing are enough

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yourfan931 this mean new music? Please tell me

davendrabenhart maths don't lie

auroramusic i never have enough of your voice

tomholland don't do this to me, hate maths

yourfan832 you just didn't

harrystyles The only science that is exact

⤅harryfan820 yoooo what are you doing here sweetie?

harryfan799 man just give me a minute yo process this information

harryfan682 we learned that everything Harry does is not in vain

phoebebridgers i would stole that book just for be blessed one day

yourfan702 omg you just made my day with your post, i really missed you

yourfan822 get ready, my girlfriend is back

clairo i want that sweater

harryfan892 who else is here bc harry commented?

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harrystyles The trees could hear it too.

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harryfan382 Dear god why am i a human and not that guitar?

annetwist nature always do

harryfan552 the hair, the rings, the fucking legend he is

alexachung The neighborhood is getting a free concert

mitchrowland You need help?

yourinstagram They also whisper if you pay attention

⤅harryfan732 no no no i need help this is not a coincidence

lizzobeeating Lucky trees, wishing to be one and to be planted right next to you

yourfan440 y/n brought me here and i just love this place

yourfan231 now, who is here because of y/n?

stevienicks I can hear it too

harryfan632 these two have the same energy

⤅ yourfan906 ikr I'm loving their interaction

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yourinstagram I did press more than one for special research

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arianagrande want to run my fingers in your hair

⤅yourinstagram dreaming with that

rogerknight I was the research, and i must say that patience is a virttude

⤅kidharpoon my mantra

⤅harryfan800 @kidharpoon omg i can imagine harry being just a pest in the studio

⤅tylersamj not just in the studio

⤅yourfan723 okay but i love y/n and roger's friendship

beaccchhoussse press five at the same time and you will become noise

firstaidkitband this just mean one thing and we are dying for excitement

yourfan339 for sure she have to be a gemini

⤅harryfan720 that explains a lot of things

dollyparton beautiful voice of yours

⤅yourinstagram Miss Parton, will you excuse me for a second? I need to frame this

harryfan223 Harry liking and commenting on her posts, Harry started following her, Harry hanging out with her... People, something big is coming. Save my prediction

hamiltonleithauser for any instance, don't press any of the red ones

selenagomez can't wait!

harryfan802 Is it normal that you start loving her when a couple of days ago you didn't even know who she was?

⤅yourfan672 yes, that's the y/n's effect on people

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harrystyles VHS. OUT NOW. @yourinstagram thank you so much for be part of this.

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yourinstagram thank you for this amazing time, i just learned how to tie my shoelaces in different ways

⤅yourfan781 my little weirdo just living her best life

⤅yourfan903 why do i feel like she and harry became bffs?

⤅yourfan110 put two shy and beautiful creatures together and you will get magic

⤅harryfan672 @yourfan903 bc it's just right

harryfan773 I KNEW IT

sammywitte This is so fucking amazing

harryfan834 HIS HAND HER HAND THEIR HANDS

mollyjane_x Love it, absolutely pure love in this one

⤅harryfan733 wait what does that mean?

harryfan992 Haven't listen it yet and i'd totally fell in love

alessandro_michele ♡♡

harryfan982 first, thank you for this single; second thank you @yourinstagram bc i just find out another incredible singer for my life

harryfan734 I can't believe this man did a whole mv without any of us suspecting

pillowpersonpp Very Harry Styles

⤅harryfan017 NO WAY

⤅harryfan883 Alright but that it's really genious

finneas Amazing song guys!

harryfan783 Neither of us expected collaboration, but we definitely needed it

harryfan723 Can someone tell me how not to ship them? I'm having a hard time here

zachbraff Now is a good year

harryfan339 I've watched this more times that i can count

yourfan170 THIS IS ART