#felix schmidt

[mangleschmidt]

Happy 9th Anniversary !!!! 🐰🦊🔦🐥🐻

[welcome-to-fazfucks]

The shitheads

[ask-the-fox-guard]

Quick doodle for pride!

[agaypanic]

happy father’s day to all the fictional men i wanna make a father <3

[purple-1995]

Imagine that boyfriend that is always the hornier one in the relationship. Imagine him being easily bribed with sex. He knows what you're doing. He knows you are using his high libido to manipulate him, but it feels so good that he doesn't care 🥵 Sometimes he tries to be strong and keeps denying you what you want, but it's only because he wants you to raise the bribe, you both know he will cave in the end 🤭 He can't resist you when you have your hand wrapped around his cock, or your tits on his face 🥴 He will do whatever you want and will not regret it later, thinking it was a good deal. You get what you want and he gets what he wants, which is you. Everybody wins 🤗

#Horny!Boyfriend

[nightmare-foundation]

Honestly it lowkey annoys me whenever people say that Michael has 'very little personality' outside of hunting down his father.

N like- on the surface, that seems true, but like. If you look deeper, that's... not really true?? Because there's a LOT that actually speaks to his character, but you have to be willing to catch onto the connections his character has

Like, for example, Michael has a very straightforward way of speaking. He's dry and sarcastic ("They thought I was you... [laugh]"), has a foreshortened sense of the future (the drawing of a gravestone in the security logbook), not to mention the dialogue of foxybro in fnaf 4. He doesn't beat around the bush, but he's bitter and dry and sarcastic. Even as an old man, his anger and cynicism towards Freddy's shows in his drawings, but he has a sense of humor (the exotic butters and casual bongos referenced in the logbook, not to mention the silly drawings), plus he's sentimental (as said before, exotic butters and casual bongos). Not to mention he's stubborn as shit, given he keeps coming back to Freddy's, even after 30 whole years.

A lot of people also really like to write Michael off as being stupid, for... some reason. The games really say otherwise; the fact that he tampers with the animatronics regularly, figured out what his father did and what happened to Elizabeth in less than a week, freed the dead kids, helped make FFPS and ran a business, likely Also made the fnaf 3 location too, knew what was gonna happen to him in SL (pretty clear given the fact you can ignore Baby's directions on the last night), can manage several animatronics at once throughout an entire night...

Michael is very clearly Really Fucking Smart. Smart enough that I'm willing to bet that was one of the reasons why William sent him to the SL bunker. Michael is FAR from an idiot, and the FNAF movie even proves this further! He's SCARILY smart!

There's a lot more too; him using a red foxy mask speaks a lot to his character too. Red is often used to denote everything from passion to anger (yknow, 'seeing red' being a term for when you're blind with rage), and he wears it the entire time he bullies CC. It's not just a literal mask, it's figurative too; Michael puts up a mask of anger, he pretends to be this scary bully. The cruelty isn't real, Michael is just the scapegoat and he's acting out (very very common).

Also, Michael is 100% who you play as in fnaf 4 based on the movement, and who rubs away in Midnight Motorist. CC is the type of kid to freeze up, curl up into a ball and cry when he's scared, as seen several times in fnaf 4. It wouldn't make sense for him to suddenly turn around and start running around, or fighting back. It's very Michael to run around, constantly looking around, or to break out and run away.

Another note on Michael's character is that he's associated with Foxy. The Funtimes are clearly modeled after the Aftons (Ballora and Baby are, why wouldn't the rest match CC (Freddy) and Michael (Foxy)?), and using that we can gleam some parts of Michael from FT Foxy (since William clearly was trying to mock and make fun of him with the angsty teen voice). FT Foxy is a performer; he's dramatic, he's vicious, attacking even when he 'shouldn't', and wants his stage solely to himself.

This fits Michael; Michael put on an act of viciousness and cruelty, always attacking when you least expected it. So it makes sense that Michael, too, is a performer, and FFPS hammers this in using the business bear. Again, the mask represents Michael acting, pretending, and it wouldn't be the first time an Afton would pretend (William, Elizabeth, and to an extent, CC). The rest of the Aftons are also theatrical and dramatic, so again, this tracks. He's also represented as one of those hand puppets in the ffps alleyway poster, something used to ACT.

And again, with Foxy, we can gleam that Michael likely is also a sort of 'leader' figure, since Foxy has been depicted as not just a pirate captain, but also as a Ringleader. This also tracks, not just bc the Aftons have a circus theme, but Michael is the eldest of his siblings, and thus the de facto 'leader'. He's the first to act, to put things into motion when everything 'ends'. Foxy is also, well, a fox, which are depicted as cunning and intelligent, which only lends credence to Michael being intelligent.

It's also implied that Michael... doesn't really care about people who Aren't his family?? Whether that's by blood or not, he doesn't care abt others who isn't his family. This is implied by the fact that he only cared about freeing Elizabeth, showing absolutely No care about the Funtimes despite them clearly being sentient. Not to mention the lawsuits he regularly gets in FFPS, or the state Fazbears Frights is in in fnaf 3. And, judging by Henry's final speech, he and Michael just. Don't seem to talk At All. At the very least they definitely don't communicate since Henry assumed Michael wanted to die (which is left Very Ambiguous).

Honestly this doesn't even BEGIN to get into everything that the Glitchtrap Michael theory says about his character that also hammer in all of these traits Even Further.

And like. Michael is SOOO much like William when you put all of this into perspective. Like, they are SIMILAR similar, but differ in ways that are important. Michael is a performer, an actor, he doesn't care about anyone outside of his family, he's stubborn as fuck, he's smart as hell, he's sarcastic and dry, etc.

He has SO. MUCH. CHARACTER. You just have to dig a little- this is ALL gleamed from the games and Security Logbook. There's more if you believe he's Glitchtrap- which he very likely is.

Just... it's nuts. He's such an intriguing character, he's not perfect and he's morally gray, yet people love to dumb him down to "hehe sad uwu arsonist zombie boy who's also Stupid"

Please just let Michael be a problematic old man (he was born in the 60s ffs, he's almost in his 60s by the time ffps rolls around).

[smellyb00ger]

"Am I the asshole for driving drunk and killing my best friends kids? I, 34M-"

felix kranken

[spectacularizm]

Is this what Mental Illness looks like

Me and my silly little Schmidt tangent because he's pookie

[mikrokosmos]

This Week's Listening & Muses - April 1-7

Schmitt - Suites from Antoine et Cléopâtre. For r/classicalmusic 's piece of the week. I haven't listened to much by Florent Schmitt, I know his symphonie concertante and some piano works. I liked his orchestration, like Debussy mixed with Strauss. Doesn't captivate me as much as the piano and chamber works but it is luscious.

Mendelssohn - Concerto in Ab Major for two pianos. Decided to listen through more of Hyperion's catalogue of "Romantic Piano Concertos", which were some of the works I listened to getting into classical music and were formative to my tastes. Mendelssohn's double piano concertos were written when he was a teenager for him to play with his sister Fanny, and they weren't published in his lifetime and apparently he thought they were immature. The concerto was charming and made me think of the early/classical Beethoven piano concertos

Moszkowski - Piano Concerto in E major. Another recording from the Romantic Concertos series, I hadn't listened to this one much before and wasn't that interested. Listening to it again now, I loved the exuberance and larger-than-life sounds

Schmidt - Symphony no.1. A less popular symphonist I was really into years back, late romantic and decadent. I didn't like this one as much at first, but listening now I'm surprised that I used to find it boring. It's very loud, grand, "majestic", and like a lot of romantic symphonies, long. It's great for blasting on speakers

Messiaen - Turangalîla. To break up the Romantic monotony, I was happy to see Marc-André Hamelin as the pianist for this masterpiece. Bombastic, "futuristic", otherworldly, fun and beautiful and sometimes mind-boggling.

I'll try to post the top favorites of music I listen to in a week to share some recommendations and act as my own listening diary, hopefully introduce some music to you guys or get recommendations in return!

[christianfriedelfan]

Albrecht Schuch and Edin Hasanović being cuties during the premier of All Quiet on the Western Front

Bonus:

Felix cute waving ~

The Boys (TM) looking dandy in their outfits!

[mangleschmidt]

I felt nothing but dread today despite it being mental health break day so I have drawn over memes for my FNAF AU instead of doing the remaining school work

[welcome-to-fazfucks]

Introducing the new Phone Guy / Fritz design! (He’s no longer a phone lmao.) Semi-based on an old headcanon design I had for the base FNaF Phone Guy.

[ask-the-fox-guard]

Jeremy do you know any funny stories when it comes to Mike or Felix?

Jeremy: I don't have much funny stories about Felix but I do have a lot of Mike! But what I can recall as of late is that Mike got mad at Felix because they sync way too many times.

[luxbub]

★—misc masterlist!

MIKE SCHMIDT!

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mike schmidt and ocd!reader

mike schmidt and sick gn!reader

mike schmidt overstim +nsfw

FELIX CATTON!

౨ৎ drabbles

felix and nicknames

OSCAR PIASTRI!

౨ৎ drabbles

oscar piastri and kdramas

[purple-1995]

horny boyfriend when his gf is ovulating? (T_T)

Gods bless mother nature for giving him a whole week with you deliciously wet, sensitive and wanting him 🙏🏻🥹 he can smell it on you and it gets him even more needy and desperate to have you 🥴 Totally has a period tracker app in his phone and checks it almost everyday, because he is a good horny boyfriend 😇😏 but no matter why, if you are horny he is happy 😊 and hornier 🥵

#Horny!Boyfriend

[nightmare-foundation]

God I have a few theories abt the fnaf trailer

1. During the supposed dream sequence, we see a kid in a car being driven away that looks SUSPICIOUSLY like Mike. Either a) this is his kid that got taken away from him or b) this is actually MIKE, and his mother took him away from William at a young age, possibly resulting in split custody

2. Mike is going to actually get springtrapped in golden Freddy, replacing Cassidy as "the one you should not have killed". He was injured, chased, caught and put into that weird machine in the trailer, and golden Freddy is consistently seen with Abby, particularly holding her hand. Sure, protagonists never get hurt or killed, but this is fnaf, literally no one is safe lmao

3. Vanessa is either misinformed or working with William and misdirecting Mike. The animatronics NEVER go after children, and from what we see in the trailer... they don't actually go after her, we're only TOLD that. They might scare her, but they don't hurt her. Plus, William is clearly on the loose, likely hunting Abby down.

I'm not sure if any of this will end up being true, but I hope to GOD at least one of these are