#fish want me

[kreechur-croft]

Made some little freaks

[tama-ghosty]

My favorite lesbians

[dragon-hoard]

when u like something on etsy and the shop owner sends u a coupon is like they have put a worm on a hook and u are the fish

[flippedorbit]

I have so much transmasc swag rn

[thefrontierfacade]

slowly-adding-plate-armor-to-ones-person-and-going-to-incrementally increasingly-precarious-,and deep,-bodies-of-water-(not drown proofed ⬆️ clueless)-until-your-ex’s-miraculously-take-you-back challenge: day 438

Just kidding. This is probably an ai image. Plate armor be like: I can fix him.

boss level is the full 14th century plate harness, mail hauberk, quilted gambeson, and all accoutrements, wading into the sinky sedimentary sands of terror bay to explore he H.M.S. terror. Maybe with like a old-timey hand pumped diving helm (that is also somehow a visor’d bascinet). pure terror

[nonas-dad-saying-love-hurts]

I did things in the wrong order and now women fear me and fish want me.

[alivegoast]

Not too sure how to use Tumblr, I just write fanfic. Check me out as "Goast" on Ao3! I wrote stuff like "Fish want me, Women fear me" (DSMP), "Sospes Sui Generis" (Ben 10), and "It's Not Easy Being Blue" (Voltron), among others.

[beeslut69]

women want me I fear them

[snalsupremacy]

a cap that says "The woman and fish have bonded over their mutual hatred for me"

[rexspersonalhell]

Damn, how can i say no to the marketing line?

[petscoboba]

I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

[blueywritespoetry]

Cast a line to the sea

See what desires to bite

If the bait ensnares a fish

Well isn't that simply brill?

But if the fish wins

Then curse its name,

Wish for its death, its nutrients

Hope for its crowning glory

Hope it gets crunched and munched

by a bigger, larger, grander fish

Pray for its final voyage.

How dare the fish win

While I must lose

How dare the fish refuse to die

When I have to pierce my skin

Placing the bait back on?

[hyperfixating-ferret]

[murgaliciousdefinition]

My friend was wearing the best hat I've ever seen and I want to share it. Please enjoy.

[pi11bug]

So like… do you guys think women want him… fish fear him???

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