#five forks

[g63heavenonearth]

Allegheny Cemetery 31915-25

[idkaguyorsomething]

They need enrichment in a new enclosure. ¡Reblog and tell us why you sent them where you did in the tags!

[pinkavtomation]

Water me, my memories are wilting

Sketch under the cut !

[mylittleredgirl]

decided it’s time to cut myself a break when i “overreact” to something, because there’s basically always an impressive number of things in front of it that i’m not reacting to. which is probably true for everyone on earth actually.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

If this is really my boy, I’m gonna be insufferable and I already know it.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

if one more thing happens. respectfully. i am going to Lose It

[chaostrainee]

Guess who I’m going to have nightmares from tonight??? This guy!

From the few episodes I’ve seen of Frank, I absolutely hate him! He is meant to be weird/freak and he is!!!

Recommend by @ramblingsofacotlfangirl

[autumn-may]

Gotta show some respect to the two people in charge of transing my gender

(Soras also here :])

[aalien-s]

FNAF MOVIE SCREENSHOT

yo is it just me or is the left eye shining yellow/orange here?

two souls?

[twister-sister]

my entry for the SOTW a fork face Easter egg

[sotogalmo]

9:13

"Kitchen Fork" by Jack Conte is such A MIKE SCHMIDT SONG. ILL DIE ON THIS HILL

PLS PLS PLS

OLEASE THE LYRICS MAKES SENSE I KNOW IM RIGHT‼️‼️‼️

(Also fits Vannessa)

[geekwiththeglasses]

It's amazing the things that will end up breaking you

Apparently (one of) mine is finding out my insurance DOUBLED MY PREMIUMS because some punk ass kid STOLE MY CAR

[regscupid]

kit <3

if you can only add five songs to the forks playlist, what are you adding?

1. supermassive black hole by muse. obligatory twilight soundtrack appearance

2. i know the end by phoebe bridgers

3. homesick by noah kahan

4. red wine supernova by chappell roan

5. likey by twice

[palms-upturned]

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[divescustos]

a selection of names and roles edward has played in the fam over the years:

edward masen, nephew of dr carlisle cullen. used to explain his disappearance from the hospital in chicago.

edward masen, brother-in-law to dr carlisle cullen. the pair posed as a widower that had taken in his wife's little brother for two years before esme.

anthony platt, brother of anne cullen née platt. one of the first stories they used after esme joined them.

edward cullen, son of esme and carlisle cullen. this one first gets used just before they move to rochester after his rebellious years. esme suggested it as a way to mend carlisle and edward's still strained relationship. they both cried about it.

edward platt, brother of rosalie platt, esme's brother and sister. rosalie refused to take carlisle's name for many years, wouldn't even entertain edward's, and edward refused to take hers, so they compromised with esme's maiden name.

anthony hale, brother of rosalie hale, carlisle's niece and nephew. this one annoyed edward because almost as soon as they got everything set up, rosalie demanded to marry emmett again and became rosalie mccarty within five months.

mostly he uses edward as his first name, and either cullen or masen as a surname, depending on the story they're telling in their new location. he never uses anything but edward or anthony as a first name though. he tried once and never got used to responding to the 'wrong' name. (the name he tried was william). he can still miss being addressed when going by anthony, but it still grabs his attention enough to use it. for the false identities he uses for his 'inheritance', or financial portfolios, or charity, etc, he doesn't much care what name gets used.

(there is a spreadsheet with all the cullen aliases kept on a computer in the CEE inc office. it is very large.)

[forlibcrty]

me in DMs: hey wouldn't it be fucked if abstergo sold dna test kits and then kept dna on file to exploit anyone who showed up with precursor heritage the asscreed wiki: surprise bitch