#flamingo reference btw

[misiahasahardname]

if you don’t appreciate me at my absence seizure, you don’t deserve me at my normal consiuos.

conscus

conscious

[logicpng]

silly doodles

[markthemannequin]

I WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD I AM A MERE PARASITE.

[gloomdivision]

Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit!

[shykittensoul]

☁️Pale Phantom and Don Flamenco Headcanon🌹

TW: Transphobia

☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹

☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹

Basically Don flamenco already suspected that pale phantom was hiding something among the envy he had towards him and upon discovering that he was trans he brought him out of the closet with the rest of the major circuit [which would only be piston hondo and bear hugger since great Tiger already knew] but upon seeing that hondo and bear hugger really didn't care about him Don flamingo even referred to him with feminine pronouns Or even tell him "You will never really be a man" "no puedo creer que a ella le permitan pelear con nosotros" "Este no es lugar para ti y lo sabes" "Tu no eres como nosotros"

But pale phantom far from getting angry it just makes him sad thinking that he will never feel comfortable with who he is or that others won't fit in like the rest of the people in his life [of course it's not enough to be discriminated because of his skin tone but also because of his gender]

[Btw after a good blow don reflects and stops treating pale Phantom so badly]

☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹☁️🌹

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[starrz-n-waffl3-fries]

Love languages headcanons because I woke up from a nap and immediately was like “mmmh kyiro..” and decided to just do this for all of them😭✨

Hiro🧪

He may be rather odd about physical affection at first, and kind of act like he hates it- but then You initiate it first when he’s like exhausted or anxious and he’s like “huh, OK so marriage?��- and now you have him wrapped around your finger-good job now you have a clingy bastard- he fucking LOVES hugs and kisses and just being held- mans a snuggler for SURE‼️

Ian🥪

Hmm something about him gives off “He definitely gives gifts”- the scrimblo- me core- he just likes giving things to you and seeing how you would respond- He’s really good at giving gifts because every time he goes shopping for gifts, he doesn’t come in with a plan just goes by vibes, he will put random shit in the cart and go “they would like this lmao”, and it works! Everything said in this section is how my brain works btw, my love language is giftgiving🫶

Zero🔫

Quality time- definitely- He’s asexual and aromantic but I’m just saying like in a friendship platonic way this is how he shows affection to his friends- he just likes being near them!! Nothing really specific about it, I don’t think he likes touching  literally anyone for any possible reason if he can help it, and I feel like he’s a bad gift giver- so quality time just fits!!! :333

Canary🌷

(fully aware that that’s not a rose, this is in reference to the fact that she’s a flamingo named after a different type of bird)

Acts of service!!! She loves being helpful- that’s actually the main reason why she took the job she has, she thinks of Hiro as a bestie and likes to do things for him as a way of saying “I like you by the way, you have my trust”, but this also leaves her with a vibe that she just does not give a fuck because she’s vry passive aggressive blunt and honest every where else, but she cares, just gotta look harder, trust brother I promise she doesn’t hate you She thinks highly of you actually :33

And I don’t feel bold enough to make any headcanons for Kyete, so let me know what he is!!! :33

@watermelonolemretaw

[spookysprings]

HELLO!!! This is an introduction to my account!!! PLEASE READ IT!!!

What to call me by?

Spring is fine! But you can also refer to me within the seasons!! For example

Summer for summer

Autumn for fall

Winter for winter

And spring for spring!!

(You can call me spooks too, I don’t mind! 🫶)

❤︎︎My interests❤︎︎

(Btw, I may not talk about many of the things I’m interested in but that’s because im hella hyper-fixated on spooky month TwT)

• SPOOKY MONTH!!

• Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild

• FNAF

• Poppy playtime

• Bendy and the ink machine

• Undertale (and a lil bit of deltarune)

• Batman

• Family guy (lawl)

• Welcome Home

• Good omens

• Steven Universe

• Flamingo

• Horror in general

• CoryxKenshin

• Markiplier

(That’s about all I’ll name hehe, there’s more tho! Pretty sure…)

🚨🚨🚨DNI!!!!🚨🚨🚨

My dni is basically like any other dni

No maps/pedos.

No incestors or incest ew yucky

No pro-shitters.

No problematic people, like at all.

No people who fetishize/sexualize age regression.

No one over 21.

No holyfire (I despise that ship will everything in my body)

just shoo if you are bad

🪻🪻🪻🪻BYI!!!🪻🪻🪻🪻

When stress comes by (I just really stressed out easily) I start to understand less of what’s going on, which leads me to be confused and stuff, so please be patient with me

I have anxiety which causes me to overthink, it effects my friendships a lot and I’m trying to fix it 🫶

I have depression as well but I am getting therapy for both!! (My therapist is nice)

I do age regress a lil bit

I have ADHD and dyslexia

I tend to try and avoid conflict and stuff

If I do anything wrong I would like you to come me about it, it’s most likely that I wasn’t aware. I would like to know so I can correct myself and apologize 🫶

I’m weird (obviously)

I can post highly suggestive stuff or slightly suggestive stuff, but no NSFW since I’m a minor and this is a public area!!

I am catgender, bunnygender, Demi girl, and Bisexual :3

MY ASK INBOX IS OPEN AND YOU GUYS CAN REQUEST ANYTHING! LIKE DRAWINGS AND STUFF!! ILL BE HAPPY TO DRAW FOR YOU!!!

SOCIALS

I will add more if I remember something or need to add!!

[theinkbunny]

(this is a flamingo reference btw)

I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE DAYCARE!!!!!!!! AND I SEE YOU

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 CA CAR

YOU DISOBEY ME 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

NNOO I DID NOT I SO SORRY

[sleepytanuki05]

INTRODUCTION!!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Hiii!! My name is Charlotte and I'm a kemonomimi (Tanuki) ! You can refer me as Tanuki, Charlie/Lotte, or Charlotte! 🤍🎂

I go by she/he/they pronouns :3

Interests!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

A lot of my interests are hyper fixations so I'll put a white heart next to it if it is 🤍

1. Heartstopper 🤍

2. Cats 🤍

3. Super sonico 🤍

4. Kubz scouts 🤍

5. Flamingo/Albert 🤍

6. Roblox 🤍

7. Drawing

8. Doing word searches! 🤍

9. Dungeon Meshi

10. Anime

MY FAVORITE ACTORS!!! 🤍🤍

Joe Locke because I love how cute he is and if you dare slander him you will be blocked!! And also Kit Connor since he's so cool and beautiful!! 🤍

There are some things that need to be said so here!

I have autism so sometimes whenever you talk to me and accidentally say something that I didn't like or send a text message that sounds like you're upset at me, it will make me shut down or ignore you. I do try my best to stop this :(

I was in fact diagnosed with generalised anxiety and depression. I don't go to any therapist whatsoever due to me not being very open about talking to any adult that wants to help me. It just wastes my mother's money and the therapists time.

I am a victim of getting sexually assaulted at a young age (starting at 8) all the way somewhere around 13. With that happening, it turned my trauma response from journaling it to being hyper sexual. Tagging along with that, I am interested in relationship dynamics that are concerning (call this proshipping, dark shipping, and comshipping) I am still a minor. I'm perfectly fine with compliments as long as they aren't too disgusting. Please don't send me death threats, it's just going to make it worse.

I do sometimes depend on others even if they are my age or older. But enough talking about myself. I do hope you like the stuff I post on here! (You will strictly not see stuff about proshipping, dark shipping, and slightly no chance of comshipping since I am trying to cope. )

(Buttons that describe me btw ;3 )

[summoner-chan]

It's always kind of hard to identify what makes one's style different huh, but if I had to say what I most like about yours is the way you draw your complex lines without losing any readability, its most clear when you draw long flowing hair and in your OC's arm as well!

I totally get what you mean with coloring digitally, coloring is one of the main reasons I haven't done traditional art in a looong while.

From your Question Game: Sitri, Aizen

I think those haven't been asked yet?

I mean, I DO have a tendency to do complex things and make my life harder by making those lines for the hair 😂😂 but it makes me satisfied looking at them in the end so it'd a give and take situation

No doubt, what said made me realize it's one of the prominent features I have in every artwork skskksksks

Okay but for real, I was SO confused on what you mean by my OC's arm and thinking SO SO HARD on what was so complex on my Summoner's arm until then. I realized. You were referring Darius 😂😂

Maybe my art style is overcomplicating lines or just over detailed line works skksksksk (also please excuse the cake she has in that one picture- I swear the main focus was her tattoos and the dragon which was cropped off and not her asscheeks 😂-)

I rarely do coloured traditional artwork because they end up looking not as good as the sketch so it pains me hhhh (´;︵;`) but yeah, I really like sketching in traditional because it feels much more natural(? I have no idea but this is what I feel, like nyoom nyoom my hand go brrr- oh no I smudged a line FUCK- that sort of thing 😂)

Also time for the Housamo Ask Game!~✨✨

Note, this is going to get pretty lengthy so I apologize for that (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[Sitri]

Someone who I look up to when I was younger? Hmmmmm, hard to say because I admired a LOT of people when I was younger, even if it was the most simplest of things. For example, someone being able to cook a certain dish, someone who can tackle on multiple tasks and etc etc. 😂 I was a kid that get excited at almost everything so I tend to try to do what everyone does. You're cooking? Well, I'm gonna cook too!! (A 6 year old little girl who couldn't even reached the sink yet-)

Fun fact, I started drawing because my second sister watched anime and started to draw so me being the a mazed little sister I am, I quickly followed in her footsteps. Usually siblings would bond over that kind of thing but unfortunately not for me and my sister 😂

She absolutely hated my guts that time and she hated me even more once I started to follow what she was doing. Basically calling me a impersonator/copy cat and she would throw a fit if I was drawing anywhere near her when she was drawing.

Though along the way, she eventually stopped drawing when she had reached high school while young me continued to draw anyway. At first, the reason why I wanted to draw was because that I wanted to get praises from my sisters since during my childhood, they would shoo me off and they would play only between themselves, making me having to play with my mom most of the time or just plain watch the tv the entire day.

I was constantly drawing something everyday and every moment I had the chance, simply because I wanted to get better so that my second sis would acknowledge me. This lead up to being the hobby of drawing ingrained into me, the simply hobby now fully a part of me and my childhood.

I vividly remembered where during in primary school, we were having an art test where we would have to draw a flamingo and of course since I was the quiet art kid in class, some of the popular young girls begged me to draw the flamingos for them which I then profusely refused since cheating was a bad thing. Though I'd wish that young me wouldn't have been so easily scared by the threat of them not being friends with me anymore ( ；∀；)

In the end, I ended up drawing for half of the class in secret and got scolded by the teacher for drawing for them (she said something along the lines of 'You can't help other people! They should do their own!' like Miss, why are you getting angry at me :( I was 6 + this wasn't the first time the popular girls cheated, it also happened during English test and they kept bothering me about the answers, same threat btw)

Now that I'm older, I don't have anyone specific that I look up to but I look up to anyone in general. Like, I'd admire someone who takes up their courage to do things they were scared of doing or someone who's confident in their abilities when they're usually so shy like yeah!! I admire you so much!!! It maybe insignificant but to me it might have been the most extraordinary thing!

[Aizen]

What ticks me off but not for others? Hard question 😂

I don't get mad easily but when I do, it's just a short while before I go back to normal, the only thing you're going to witness me being angry is just not talking to you for a certain amount of time, completely avoiding you and staying in another different room 😂 then once I cool off, I'm back to being to a annoying rat skskksskks

Though, if I were to really answer this properly, I think what ticks me off the most when someone just cuts me off while I'm talking and tells me that I'm being too loud. I know that this thing would probably tick anyone off if they can't help controlling their voice volume-

I can make my voice really loud when I want it to be without even straining my throat 😂 One time, I was calling out to my fellow art members who was across the field which in turn I had to make my voice a bit louder.

This caused one of the passing group students (they're somewhat troublemakers sksksks) following suite of trying to call them (they were mocking me) and this whole shouting thing made one of the disciplinary teachers come out of her office and yelled at the group of students, telling them they were being too loud and they were causing a ruckus (ngl I was scared shitless but like internal happy dance because I didn't get scolded by her 😂 Still feel bit bad tho for them)

Eventually, the fellow art members saw and heard us from a distance and came right over, promptly saying that my voice could be hear across the field (they can also hear my voice from the 2nd floor too)

Thank you for sending an ask in!! Another thing is that, so sorry for talking too much- I tend to get carried away with these kinds of things since I'm too much of a chatterbox and open person myself-

Feel free to send in more by the way! (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

So when my brother was... 19? Maybe 20? He basically only had the barest bones of financial adult responsibility. You know: rent, utilities, phone, car, car insurance, gas, food.

But he also somehow moved up the ranks at his job within 6 months, making him the night manager of a gas station. This gave him 2 things: a lot of spare time during the day & a lot of extra money for frivolous bullshit that entertained him.

One of his favorite means of entertainment was pranking our dad. Notable pranks include (but are not limited to):

* Turning the kitchen into a beach. He filled it with 3 ft deep sand, built a sand castle, put up a beach umbrella with a towel under it, flip flops beside the towel, and the bucket and shovel beside the castle. Then he left.

* Flamingo bombing the lawn. He bought out every dollar store in a 15 mile radius of their plastic pink lawn flamingos & covered the pathetically small strip of dirt & grass that is dad's (and now my) front lawn with them. I think there were upward of 60. They were slowly pilfered by college kids over the course of 6 months.

* Moved all the furniture out of dad's living room (my now bed & living rooms), put sod over the tile, moved everything back where it was, and left.

So now you have an idea of the scale of his pranks. One such prank involved painting the front door purple with pink spots. It's currently still those colors after 14-15 years.

I've decided to change that. I'm currently sketching various animal skulls on it (btw giraffe skulls are fucking terrifying). Then it's going to be painted a blue grey color & the skulls will be done in bright but pastel-ish colors.

And I actually got approval for my project.

Really it helps delivery people find our house because it's situated weird. Our townhouse is on the end of a building of townhouses that all face a small street. Because we are part of the building, our address is on that street, despite our door facing a much larger connecting street. It's annoying for all parties involved.

(Current color for reference)

[i-suggest-murder]

went through my artbook to find more

those were done with references, everything under here should be directly from memory

first we have scribble animals. they’re supposed to be lions, elephants, and flamingos/ostrichs?(big bird regardless)

character models are next

now we have warmups. the multi-horned unicorn was based of the ones from The Immortal Nicholas(love that series) which have 4 horns to pierce their prey, then they tilt their heads ups and let the body slide towards their mouths. they eat humans btw

finally some landscape drawings, these are my favorites

My girlfriend just told me I'm "a little much" while I'm 100.7 degrees, I think I'm going to kill myself

[photolover82]

The Masked Singer Season 5 Episode 2 Recap: It’s Group B Time, let’s meet them! (Commentary & Guesses)

Hello my fellow Masked Singer fanatics! Welcome (or welcome back) to Ana’s Masked Singer recap, where I, Ana (nice to virtually meet you btw), recap every single episode of The Masked Singer. Here we are again with season 5, but this time another group, Group B, which consist of Black Swan 🖤🦢, Piglet 🐷, Chameleon 🦎, Grandpa Monster 👹 👴, and Phoenix 🦜.

So, let’s begin with the first eliminated contestant of Group B:

The first eliminated contestant was:

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

Phoenix 🦜

Commentary: Ok, so this wasn’t surprising whatsoever, she sang Tik Tok by Kesha and you can obviously tell that she isn’t a singer at all. Like idk how else to explain it to you guys, but I guess she was talk singing... kind of like Wendy/the lips last season... so it was kind of easy the moment she opened her mouth to start singing to recognize immediately who it was...

Having said that, she was revealed to be (as I knew, this one wasn’t hard)...

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

Caitlyn Jenner

Hehe I knew it! Again, like Wendy Williams aka the lips, this was way too obvious. She already walked around Hollywood Blvd with the Don’t Talk to me hoodie on so I knew she was going to be on the show but the min I saw Phoenix, the clues, and the moment she opened her mouth, I was so certain it was Caitlyn. No, I am not a big Kardashian/Jenner fan tbh but I used to watch the show way back when.... like in 2016? I am not sure, but I recognized her voice immediately.

Now onto my guesses for the remaining 4:

1. Black Swan 🦢🖤

Commentary: So she sang Barracuda by Heart and damn, she got a strong voice! It’s a really amazing voice, even though the song choice wasn’t my favorite, because it didn’t suit her voice completely and showcase her range, but she was badass (can I say that? Whatever, this is my show, I’ll say it, it’s not THAT bad of a word) tbh. In certain parts, she was like screaming a lot and I was like um maybe this isn’t her best song choice but her voice is amazing! She gives me Seahorse mixed with Flamingo vibes, I love her!

I think she is singer extraordinaire:

Jojo (not Siwa but we have another Jojo on our hands)

Reasoning/Clues: there are so many clues that match but her voice is the main thing that clicked for me that it was her, but let’s look at those clues so you can get the picture:

Wanted Poster with RV highlighted= she appeared in the movie RV with Robin Williams

She talks about being trapped and someone else’s prey and then getting out of it= she was trapped in her record label & there was controversy surrounding it and she had to sue her label for not releasing her music

A 5 on a watch= she toured with 5th harmony and has released 5 albums

Cluedledoo (Rooster) clue= she covered a monster= she covered one of T-Pain aka the Monster from season 1’s songs

2. Piglet 🐷

Commentary: He was my favorite of the night with his rendition of Speechless by Dan + Shay! You guys know if you have seen my recaps in season 3 (or even last week with Robopine) that I have a soft spot for a guy who has a super silky voice, like either boy band type or R&B smooth af kinda vibe (i.e. Fox in season 2, Turtle in season 3, Robopine in season 5).... or should I say any guy who can falsetto and Piglet is giving me those boy band smooth vibes, I love it so much! His voice is soooo familiar I am so sure about this one by the way.

My guess and I am so sure of this is:

Nick Lachey

Reasoning/Clues: This one I recognized immediately, the voice was really easy to figure out, but these clues also are pretty convincing (oh and he was on Ken’s show, I Can See Your Voice, so it’s not surprising that he would be on this show):

The clue package had a dating show vibe = reminiscent of Love is Blind, the Netflix dating show he hosts with his wife Vanessa

The world saw his heart break= he had a very public relationship with his ex-wife Jessica Simpson and they even had a reality show together called Newlyweds

Cluedle-doo clue: “knows how to stay cool even in the heat”= referring to his past aka his boy band 98 degrees (get it? Because that’s the heat and they are cool because they are a boy band... well played Masked Singer well played... I wanna meet whoever makes these clues because they are great with puns and they seem super clever)

3. Chameleon 🦎

Commentary: Chameleon surprised me I am not gonna lie. I thought he was going to be another athlete like Whatchamacallit last season or White Tiger from season 3 because he was so tall but nope he surprised me with his rendition of Ride with Me by Nelly. He seems like a legit rapper and I liked him a lot than I thought I would honestly so this guess isn’t totally out of left field.

My guess is that this is...

Wiz Khalifa

Reasoning/Clues: so yeah, the voice and the height kinda gave it away to me (Wiz is 6 foot 4 inches and his body type matches the chameleon), but also yeah clues I have to give you guys some logic bombs instead of being like eh that voice and height BOOM WIZ KHALIFA... yeah no it doesn’t work like that, so here are the logic bombs hehe:

Dice with 2 and 3 on it= he did a song with Miley Cyrus called 23

007 clue= he has a song called (yes this is real, look it up) James Bong (omg I am trying not to laugh while typing this but whatttt?! Google really is a gem omg 😳😂) and he played James Bond in the music video

His love of technology & “put tech in technicolor”= apparently, the guy is a huge tech geek and has said it in a lot of interviews (wow humans are so complex and cool, I would have never thought that this man is a tech savvy guy... but the more you know I guess <P.S. I Googled half of these things... like idk this off the top of my head duh, I usually go by voice with my guesses and then I google the clues>)

4. Grandpa Monster

Commentary: He sang Mambo No. 5 and yeah it’s a basic choice for a song, but I liked it. He is not my favorite by any means and now that I listen to it again, I can only hear this person and I am not a fan of him like whatsoever (even tho I gotta acknowledge he has changed and I have *I KNOW... I HATE ME TOO* agreed with stuff he has said in his podcast un ironically.... yeah I am so sorry, I hate myself for saying this too... anyways let’s just get to the person I mean

I have a sneaking suspicion that it is (unfortunately):

Logan Paul

Reasoning/Clues: Yup, um... I really hope I am wrong but honestly ever since someone said it in the YouTube comments section of his performance, I can’t un hear it and I am shook honestly (at least it’s not his brother... I mean we can get worse, and he has respected the pandemic and not been a prick like his *cough* brother *cough*... just saying.. oh and if you don’t know what I am talking about or who this is, he’s a YouTuber who got into some um controversy because he filmed a dead body in 2018 so there’s that... oh and his brother has done a billion worse things than him, but you can Google that one if you are interested in finding out more because it’s too much for me to talk about and we are not even talking about Jake (that’s the brother))... Anyways, sorry, I ramble, but ugh the clues seem convincing and it irks me that it is because I am not a fan of neither of these guys and I don’t want them in the show but whatever I guess he’s the lesser of 2 evils:

He was a troublemaking fool as a youngster= yeah probably regarding that suicide forest video a couple of years ago (that ok, lemme give him credit, he has apologized for it and has kind of proven himself... yuck I hate saying that, I am NOT defending him I swear)

Acting out for all eyes on me= he used to be very well known for pranks on his channel back in the day (before the incident) and he did some stupid stuff for clout lemme tell ya (I never liked these guys, like ever, I thought they were weird.... not my demographic I guess, I wasn’t 12 nor a boy)

6 in Xs and Os like football plays = he did play football 🏈 in high school, he was so good that and actually attributes playing football for long term brain damage he has that makes him as the Wikipedia article says it (I am legit gonna quote what it says because I thought it was fascinating) “affects his ability to have empathy and a human connection with others.” (Mind you, he himself claimed this according to this article)

“Acting out”= he has acted in a few things before and starred in The Thinning

Web with the shooting star= he is a web star, get it? YouTube... web star... hehe again these clue writers are *chef’s kiss*

Cluedle-doo clue: he has trained for battle= now his new thing is boxing and he has trained for actual fights before, his first one being against British YouTuber KSI which he lost... oh and I almost forgot, how can I forget this cute little detail.... he is set to fight Floyd Mayweather this summer apparently... OH AND DID I MENTION HE IS MAKING 5 MILLION DOLLARS FROM THIS DEAL?! He’s winning either way with this fight like damn... but that wasn’t part of it, I just thought it was trippy... again I say, Google is a gem, u find some interesting reads

Ok so that’s it (what a great note to end on lol)! I hope you guys enjoy! Sorry for it being so long and taking so much time to do.. it’s been a crazy last couple of days! I will try to get the next one this upcoming weekend so I’ll see you guys then. (Ohhh btw I now live tweet the show on my Twitter- @photolover82 so if you want to follow me on there and live tweet with me, that can be fun!) Bye guys and don’t forget to like, comment, and do all the social media-y things, you know the drill!

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

Rules: When you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know! They can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. When you’re done and if you want to, send this to people you want to get to know better! I was tagged by @clockradio93 :-)

1. I started making gifs because i was mad about someone calling Rose Anderson a mary-sue and I wanted to put something in the tag to distract people from said post. At the time, no one was really making gifs of tdbm so...I guess it worked? and i stand by that btw. 

2.In all of my fics I try to include a reference to at least one of these things: Bush Studies by Barbara Baynton, Peaches and/or Daises.

3. I collect things with flamingo patterns on them

4. my favorite songs are: Delicate by Taylor Swift, Drink about You by Kate Nash, Friday Night Big Screen by Girli and Fuck it I Love You by Lana Del Rey

5. it’s my birthday in 10 days! To celebrate me finally understanding feeling happy free confused and lonely at the same time Sarah is going to take me to a puppy cafe! 

im tagging: @lostlonelylotus, @seven-dragons, @josiedoesntknow 

[geminineart]

Finally uploaded (Halfway through June, but it’s better late than never, I guess?)! here’s the last week of #mermay, about Bikini gijinkas! (That is, mermaid designs inpired by swiwmsuits.... that I actually own!)

Some people like shoes, some people like watches... I love Bikinis! That’s why I have so many... and I hope you like these designs! They’re inspired not nly by the shapes and prints of the sources, but also by the way I feel whenever I wear them! ♥

Day 24 - Pink First one is a simple, pink swimsuit. I call it "the one that was made only to look pretty", because It's not very practical (it fells off really easily x’D), so I drew a simple, yet pretty mermaid! ❤

Day 25 - Yellow This yellow swuimsuit makes me feel sporty and tanned for some reason, so I decided to draw an athletic mermaid using all of its ruffles and a skirt!

Day 26 - Tropical A swimsuit I feel is both feminine and practical, this one makes a very cute floral mermaid with short hair!

Day 27 - Bicolored flowers A lovely flower pattern with lots of bows! If makes me feel slimmer and pretty, and I love all of the knots/bows it has! Also I think that hairstyle makes her look like a typical anime character...

Day 28 - Drops and waves This is pretty much a sibling of the previous one (since I bought both bikinis at the same time), but I feel this one to be so much more calming more mature... she's the introvert, down-to-earth sister!

Day 29 - Flamingo This one is my absolute favorite swimsuit. It reminds me that you don't have to be all skinny or have the perfect measures to be beautiful! So this mergirl had to be gorgeous, flirty, and feel perfectly comfortable in her own skin!

Day 30 - Geometric Drawing the pattern of this swuimsuit proved to be a challenge itself! This bikini is my newest adquisition, so I haven't been able to try it on yet. Evenso, due to it's colors and back design (which you can see in the mermaid's bra, but not in the photo reference), I find it to be very dynamic and kinda sportsy!

Day 31 - Deep sea  This was my favorite mermaid design, inspired by one of my newest swuimsuits. She's elegant, misterious, and a little bit playful. And eventhough the print was kind of complicated to draw, I think it suits her really well! 💙

Btw, if you're wondering, most of the skintones were taken from the inside-part of the bikinis itselves!!! 

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heart beating faster, feet pushin on the floor (what I call HBF), is a 80s-90s dadschlatt au that focuses on beeduo. none of the characters are the ccs, they are the dsmp characters only.

I’m shit at categorizing things but I’d call HBF a morbid comedy

content warning: HBF contains and/or refers to death, substance abuse, addiction, abuse, vomiting, underage substance use, and slight description of corpses.

all referred content above doesn’t go into extreme detail, but it’s there regardless. please read with caution

chapter one!! “should I stay or should I go?”

fun fact! I wrote the first chapter as a random story for my creative writing class (which is why the whole ‘running away’ thing seems a bit,, ooc lmao)

I love how it formed from then and just,, wowow

Today, at exactly 11:23 am, while brushing his teeth, Tubbo decided that he was running away. Why was he running away exactly, you may ask? He simply decided that this wasn't his place, it was a life too boring for him to want to live.

...That and the fact that his father is floating face down in the backyard's pool, and he lacked the knowledge of burying someone. Being labeled as a murder would also would look horrible on a resume.

this was my favorite part of chapter 1 for awhile btw, like it’s morbid but chefs kiss

It wasn't his fault though- the man got wasted, threw a chair into the glass backdoor, threw a poorly aimed punch at him, then went out back to continue drinking with his friends. Tubbo simply woke up, swept glass, made coffee, went out back, saw his dad in the pool, possibly poked him with a plastic flamingo, then went back inside to brush his teeth.

he actually poked him with the flamingo, I think him possibly denying that he poked him was funny. imagine that in an interrogation

And now here he is, packing up duffle bags and loading some boxes into his beat up beetle. It would've been a suspicious sight to see him moving so much into his car if you've never lived on his street before, but this was a monthly occurrence to view. Not even the neighbor walking their dog cared.

I feel like I didn’t go into enough detail with this part. schlatt got pissed over a lot of tubbo’s shenanigans and kicked him out semiregularly. tubbo always came back after his dad sobered up and/or went to work

The last things to pack was a cooler and all the savings he had been collecting; he was planning on moving out early anyways, it just got moved to a closer date. Oh, and he needed to make sure no one stops by his house in the next week, it would be awkward if he wasn't out of the state when cops show up.

Picking the weighted phone off the wall, clicking plastic buttons as he dialed his aunt's number.

"Hey Aunt Puffy? It's Tubbo."

"Oh Tubbo, I wasn't expecting a call before I came by saturday." the static of the phone almost covered up the annoying noise of her seven year olds playing.

"Yeah about that- dad randomly decided that we were going camping for the next two weeks. Said I wasn't 'a real man' and needed to 'do manly things that way he raises a man and not a wimp'." all real quotes, but from a different time.

originally I was going to throw minor homophobic insults there- but decided that the shittier ones I threw there could’ve been built on later one yk

She remained silent for a moment, obviously judging the statement, but then sighed- "Oh well, there goes my weekend plans. Tell your father I said hi then, call when you get back."

puffy was always ooc in this and I felt rlly bad ab it. I should’ve watched her more out of egg lore o(-(

"Of course." oh, lying does feel nice sometimes.

She hung up after a second, and then Tubbo went off to finish packing.

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The second to last stop on his list was Halo's Convenience Store, otherwise known as the gas station at the edge of town.

"Ranboo! I have arrived." he threw his arms out to make his entrance grander, much to the disliking of the man who Ranboo was ringing up at the counter.

"Tubbo! Nice to see you, my guy! How's it goin?"

"Just coming by to steal you." hopping over the counter, helping himself to the mini fridge and gummy worms.

boo is so gas station core. u agree.

"Child- you know that those are only for staff to reach." Mr. Halo’s voice echoed across the small convenience store, his words held a blantically obvious annoyed tone.

"Sorry Bad- I'll be out of your hair once Boo finishes their shift!"

yeah I don’t know why I made BBH own a convenience store, it kinda just happened. insert ‘why he driving the bus all the sudden’ meme.

"That's what you say every time, and then you stay for an hour eating items without paying and scaring people away from my store- get your grimy hands off the merchandise."

"Sir I'm a growing boy, are you denying me nutrients? Are you trying to malnourish me?" Tubbo accused, using his 3 years of high school theater acting skills and causing Ranboo to chuckle.

imagine the most exaggerated voice for those lines btw. HBF tubbo was an over the top drama kid before dropping out

He, of course, grumbled in return, but dropped it.

“Boo, my Beloved, will you do me the honor of getting off work early?”

“What’s the occasion?”

“Thought we should get away for a while.” a simple answer, wasn’t a lie or the full truth. A good medium.

“Hmm- maybe I can figure something out.”

That wasn’t the answer Tubbo was hoping for.

“How about just leaving this shithole now?” he suggested, shoving some gummy worms into his mouth.

“Hey! Language!” Bad barked from a different aisle than before.

“Sorry!”

“Depends if we’re going to get Taco Bell after work.”

That could be done. Tubbo would make Ranboo pay though, man’s got a bit of money to spend.

“Taco Bell could be arranged.”

Ranboo smiled and grabbed a handful of gummy worms from the other’s bag.

“Sounds like a plan then- let’s go.”

Tubbo smiled back, grabbing a few more snack bags and some drinks before sliding over the counter once more.

another reason BBH hated tubbo’s ass in this was the regular occurrence of stealing shit from the store. I like to think there’s a bulletin board with banned costumers on it- tubbo’s on it at least 3 times

"To the Bumblebee!" the duo ran out the convenience store before Mr. Halo could even mutter in protest.

"Excuse the mess in the back, had to throw some stuff in here at the last minute."

"Fine with me as long as the seats are clean." Ranboo mutters as he takes off his cashier apron.

The car doors slam shut with a click, Ranboo fastens his seat belt as Tubbo drums his fingers against the steering wheel.

"So, where to?"

"After grabbing your stuff from home, hopefully across state lines in a few hours." Tubbo says in a quick breath, grumbling about the car's slow start up.

"Wait- what?"

"We have to get your stuff first dude."

"No no- why state lines? Tubbo what's going on?" Ranboo's tone went from curious to concerned, their fingers fiddling with the seat belt.

"Boss Man, we're on the run."

Tubbo hit the gas, speeding the two out of the parking lot before Ranboo could say more.

"Tubbo! Hold on! Stop!!" the poor teen yelped, his hands holding onto the dashboard like a lifeline.

Just for kicks, Tubbo took his request wholeheartedly and slammed the brakes.

"If you don't tell me what's going on right now I'm going to throw myself out of this car."

"You wouldn't dare."

But Ranboo did dare- his seat belt unbuckles.

"Fine! Fine! My dad fucking died and I do not want to be blamed for murder."

“HE WHAT?” Ranboo almost launched himself out of the car then and there.

“My dad’s dead, and I’m getting away before being accused of murdering him by law enforcement.”

“Wh- how? Are you ok? Did you get hurt? Why, no wait- how- jesus.”

“Boo I’m fine, and no, I didn’t actually kill him.”

Ranboo completely sunk into his seat, pinching the bridge of his nose as they curled into themself.

“There is no way this is real right now.”

“Well I wouldn't lie about running away would I?”

Ranboo paused for a moment before answering.

“...No.”

“Would I lie about my dad dying?”

“No.” the reality started to sink in for Ranboo, his face becoming pale.

“Exactly.” Tubbo didn’t realize he was holding his breath until then, a long sigh escaped his lips.

“...Look Boss Man,” he tapped his foot anxiously next to the gas pedal, heart beating fast, “I know this is definitely a lot, but I wanted you to go with me.”

haha semi title pun,, so silly

Ranboo slightly uncurled, focusing their eyes on the dirty green sneaker that was fighting the urge to hit the gas.

“If I do run away, I want you to come with. There’s a high chance I’ll never come back here again, and I don’t want to leave you here. So...would you like to join me?”

“I...Tubbo- look.”

Oh.

Ranboo took a deep breath, uncurling in his seat completely.

“This,” he gestured to the rest of the car with his hand, “is absolutely terrifying, and there is no way in hell I don’t see this ending in some bad way that involves getting arrested or eaten by bears or something. But I don’t want that happening to you.”

Oh?

“So alright, let’s go. I’m definitely going to regret some of this later, but let’s run away.”

That was music to Tubbo’s ears. His foot slammed the gas, launching the two down the road.

“Thanks Boss Man, you’re literally the best.”

“I am. Are we still going to stop for Taco Bell?”

“No.” Tubbo laughed, too happy to care about buying a $4.95 taco right now.

dawg I don’t think that’s even the price of a taco bell taco. I literally threw numbers there tbh

Today at 2:34 pm, Ranboo would think that he would regret more things than he originally planned.

I’m going to post hbf chapter by chapter and ramble ab it on the dash and y’all are going to ask me ab stuff and love it sm (affirmation)